XXL Is The Philadelphia Eagles Of This Rap Mag Shit…

XXL Mag Dot Com family,
Don’t ever, ever, ever get a drug addiction, or an alcohol addiction, or a gambling addiction, or a motherfucking sneaker addiction. Your boy Billy X. Sunday has that grand slam and I ain’t talking about Wimbledon either. Shout to R-Fed and my brawlic baby mama She-Hulk for pwning the competition at the U.S. Open

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Tennis is some sexy shit that you go to see with a white chick on your arm. Plus, if you are a Black man and into tennis then you more than likely don’t have a moustache. Those are the negroes that eff with tennis matches. I could see Jay-Z hanging out at the U.S. Open wearing some ridiculous yachting outfit. Regular Black dudes like myself (read: poor addicts) are into tennis shoes, but the game of tennis not so much.

The most Hip-Hop sport on the planet is football. Even more than basketball since all these NBA players are now from Serbia and Lithuania and China?!? NFL players are from the ‘hood and they gets arrested on the regulack and sometimes they even gets merc’ked and sometimes they merc’ks they baby mamas like Rae Carruth did that time. What is more Hip-Hop than being killed violently or doing the same to someone else? That is why football is so damn Hip-Hop and that is why I am gonna talk about that shit today.

Plus, my boss here at XXL sent me an expletive laden e-mail telling me to get my shit together if I ever wanted to see another digit from Harris. I didn’t need to be told twice so I cut my summer vacay in Forty Laudy short and scrambled back to my virtual cubicle here at XXLmag. I don’t fux with too many rappers from Florida too tough, but I will tell you that Florida ranks high on my list of hardbody states. Motherfuckers in Florida still be on that slavetimes poverty type shit. Walking around without no shoes and shower caps on they heads. WtF?!?

Most of the illest football players come from Florida too. I think that all the shit these kids do without shoes on gives them a distinct advantage when they get to college and finally get their first pair of shoes. There’s a ritual for freshman at the University of Miami to go to the mall and steal their first pair of cleats. If the players make it back to campus without being arrested or shot then they get to play for the Hurricanes. Gheynsville stand up! [ll]

When it comes to the NFL and Hip-Hop you would have to say that the Oakland-L.A. Raiders are the most Hip-Hop team of all time. In 1989 when the rap music supergroup Niggaz With Attitudes popularized Raider apparel merchandise that convinced the owner Al Davis to hire a nigger with an attitude as the team’s head coach. Art Shell would go on to become the first Black head coach in the NFL. And just like Hip-Hop, the Raiders now suck asscheeks.

All the popular teams are teh ghey. The Dallas Cowboys are supposed to get to the Super Bowl. Terrell Owens has a penchant for crying after games. What is more Hip-Hop right now than crying and wearing tight pants? Football is soooo fucking Hip-Hop. So far this year the best Hip-Hop album has come out of Philadelphia so I predict that the Eagles will be this season’s Super Bowl champs after defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers. Shout to that nigga Young Hott.

Pittsburgh is about to come up strong in this rap shit. Cincinnati is still washed up, no matter what they are calling themselves now. Who are you humps putting your chips on for this year’s Supe? Please don’t say New England or fucking Indianapolis.

  • henry

    dont know, dont care, my redskins suck this year (again, fuck)

    • akaTheRealist

      Henry, you don’t go to HSS by any chance do you…?
      “There’s a ritual for freshman at the University of Miami to go to the mall and steal their first pair of cleats. If the players make it back to campus without being arrested or shot then they get to play for the Hurricanes. Gheynsville stand up! [ll]“-gold

      • henry

        nah, what is HSS by the way?

  • Shady

    eagles all the way bitches

  • iLL G

    NYG’s BABY!!!

  • Pierzy

    Philly stand up!

  • capcobra

    CAROLINA PANTHERS….AND I’M TAKING ALL BETS.

  • Ayre

    Calm down people its only been one week and everybody knows the hottest team going in the playoffs almost always win. Philly Pitt Denver and even my beloved Cowboys all looked good this week, but it aint the start of the season that get me going its how the team finishes it.

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    i co-sign Ayre. dats real talk, even my hometeam, da Falcons even looked good man. its just week one, dont get ahead of yaselves…

    P.S. Goood Dammnnn. Serena Williams lookin fine as hell!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    Lions Baby! Jon Kitna is a warrior LMAO!

    P.S. This is a JOKE. I know the Lions will prly blow hard like coolin off soup. We in Michigan, but hey there’s always the Tigers. Fuck the White Sox! Yo Sunday, Welcome Back kid!

  • geico lizard

    TENNESSEE TITANS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON. chris johnson will be rookie of the year.

  • miles archer

    “What is more Hip-Hop than being killed violently or doing the same to someone else”?

    I really hope that was meant to be funny…

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  • render

    J-E-T-S nigga. Brett Favre is the jay-z of this football shit. Established his legacy early on and retired just to come back 6 months later. Sometimes overrated and dickrode, but undoubtedly one of the greatest ever to do it

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Jets fans are losing their effing minds. Wait until those crazy passes Brett love to flip in the air start getting returned for scores by AFC defenses.

  • me

    The browns yeh we took an L but we will see at the end of the year

  • BigNat

    i forgot all about the post because once i was done reading it. i had to go look at the pic of serena again thammmmmmmm

  • Ryan

    Of course I’m going to pick the Colts, I’m a fan so I’ve got to go with my heart.