NEGRO PLEASE: Tyga Puts [Young] Money Where His Mouth Is

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“You ever ate a $100 bill?”Tyga, Generic Rapster EweToube Vlog

At some point this past weekend my homegirl Nessia put me on to a clip of the newest Young Money signee sharing in his mentor’s Negro Please-ability. (Yes, I made that term up.)

Jay Smooth said “One day when my grandchildren ask me ‘When did hip-hop die?’ I will point them to the 3-minute mark of this [above] video.”

If you take time to watch hip-hop gurgle and choke on its own blood for a moment, you’ll see some coonery Aaron McGruder couldn’t have written any better himself. This is definitely one of those classic rapster moments from The Boondocks. You should really only see something like this happen on a heavily satirical animated series.

The euphemisms “Put your money where your mouth is” and “You are what you eat” immediately enter my mind when I watch Tyga’s display of fuckery. I guess the latter phrase reflects Tyga’s most earnest attempt to shake orally-induced alter-egos like “Dick Sandwich” and “Business-End of the Snub Nose.”

Somehow, watching Tyga talk with a mouthful of filthy bills is both annoying and refreshing. Actions like these give me assurance that natural selection will take care of niggas like him. Tyga will eventually kill himself off. Whether the staph infection finally sets in or Blingy Garfield costs him life and limb, his already low negro life-expectancy has just dropped from 52 to 31 years.

He’s officially going through his mid-life crisis at 19. Put a pin in that. We’ll come back to it.

I can imagine it’s really cool to go from cutting third period American History to touring the planet countryside with Lil Wayne and all, but whatever money Tyga’s seen so far is exactly as they claim it to be–young as fuck. This here is the type of nigga that’ll take a shit and bring his turd to the sneaker store right after the video stops rolling.

He’ll just make sure no one sees him at the counter, like when we used to go grocery shopping with that $65 book of Food Stamps.

Oh, that was just me? Well, fuck you then.

There’s a recession out there. Niggas are getting robbed like hotcakes and Tygger’s got the nerve to– Wait a minute… Tyga’s been relieved of some Kimora-banging blood diamonds himself. You’d think this young man would better understand the value of Lil’ Wayne’s [young] moolah[, baby].

Eating money on camera was supposed to prove how paid he is and thus, how irrelevant his detractors are. It was also intended to show he’s tough as nails as he didn’t vomit or show signs of sickness as he munched on just about the filthiest thing a nigga could put in his mouth.

He’d have been better off licking a nightclub urinal… again.

*removes pin*

Tyga shouldn’t be allowed to wear Garfield around his neck. Garfield’s ten times smarter and far more gully than he. Like a retired jersey, that shit should be off-limits to a nigga like Ty. He might could be Odie… or maybe John, the ho-ass, bitch-ass nigga that keeps buying half the fuckin’ Olive Garden menu only to get his shit ganked.

I mean, at least Garfield would have bought a $200 tray of lasagna to eat on camera. Shit would have caviar in it and the whole nine. I bet it would be bangin, actually.

Why spend an unnecessary $200 (and simple columnar epithelial cells) on a Blair Witch Hunt for imaginary haters? True to nigga form, I don’t think Tyga could answer this question. Sadly enough, he even admits to himself at points that what he’s doing on camera is absolutely ridiculous.

Only adding to the fuckery is his outcry of “Fuck these niggas. No homo” while holding up condoms. If he actually fucks niggas, there’s nothing wrong with that… no matter how much hip-hop hates gay people. The problem is that he’s uttering a term meant to be as figurative as possible. I’m pretty sure he’s not trying to convey that he wants to engage in batty-hole love. However, he’s holding up condoms while delivering his war cry.

Doing so suggests intent to penetrate and is very much not figurative. Gnome sane?

In any event, I can’t imagine anyone actually taking this merry band of Gym Class Second-Rounders seriously.

I’m not saying you can’t be from the streets because you dress like Hipster Dan. I’m just saying that ain’t nobody listenin to no tough talk from a nigga with a lip ring. I don’t care how “tough” he may actually be. I can’t hear him. The lip ring serves as a Greenwich Village mute button for that kind of thing. He’d have to show and prove.

Remove all the shit that makes you look like the TV One version of Fall Out Boy/Good Charlotte before you roll the webcam and start e-bangin.

Damn… That’s a second consecutive “Hipster negro, please.” This is starting to become a problem.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Hipsterphobic? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Og Bobby J

    thats some funny shit. I would love the chance to duff that nigga in his lip ring and snatch that young moula….

    • these posts are racist

      Bobby,

      Why do you think its appropriate for you to use the “N” word, especially given the fact you are white?

      • DETROIT

        OG, we’re still waiting for an answer…….

        • og bobby j

          both you faggots can keep waiting….you gets nada. I need not explain myself…

          TBAG is some sorta e-stalker…evry comment i make has this fuckboi eroused….be easy fruitbar

          I will amuse you Tbag…I think that as long as it is acceptable to be said amongst black people (for whatever reason) then I should be able to say whatever I feel. Mind you, if a black friend or acquaintance states there displeasure with the usage, i would refrain. However, its hypocrytical to condemn it when you or whoever uses it.
          Plus, the double standard with regards to racial comments further fuels my reasoning. A black comedian can say cracker…a black radio personality can say it….but white people cannot say nigga without public condemnation.

          It words…I don’t take it that seriously.

          In any event…i dont give a shit how it makes you feel…cuase you dont mean a thing to me.

        • DETROIT

          “However, its hypocrytical to condemn it when you or whoever uses it.”

          there are a million things that are acceptable to say depending on who says them. like if you say “my mom’s a bitch” that’s totally different than me saying “your mom’s a bitch”!

          “the double standard with regards to racial comments further fuels my reasoning. A black comedian can say cracker…a black radio personality can say it….but white people cannot say nigga without public condemnation.”

          that’s based on the history/power structure of this country. the word cracker does not have the same connotations as the word nigga. furthermore, if EVERY black person percieved white people crackers, it wouldn’t make a difference one way or another in your everyday lives. if every white person felt that every black person was a nigger, we’d be disenfranchised due to the fact that white people control America. not to mention, your ancestors called my ancestors nigger as they whooped their asses and raped their women! why would you even want to say that shit? lastly, there are some things about being black that you will never understand, no matter how many rap songs you listen to. just like there are things about being white that i will never be able to understand! the only difference is that we’re forced to conform and you’re not, therefore we understand you far better than you understand us!

          not tryin to threaten you, or diss you, i just don’t think you understand how the world really works.

        • og bobby j

          I can respect your point of view…and I do not necessarily disagree with you at any point. However, I did not establish the power structure in this country, simply becuase i’m white. I have no control over what happened with your ancestors…nor do i have any reason to feel guilty or apologetic. I understand the way the world works, but as you stated…we will never see it from the same view.

        • bmac

          og bobby j…

          you’re white?! Never knew that, You watched South Central and some rap videos and you got it downpacked, j/k. Nah we had a few discussions in the past and I respect your views but never knew you were white. Not really relavant just suprised. But I agree nigga do some dumb shit and wonder why the rest of America thinks of us the way they do. Thanks Tyga!

        • smashirony

          @ OG Bobby J:

          Us white folks may not have created the power structure but you can’t deny that we benefit from it every day, in big and small ways. Every special privilege we get from being white is a privilege that is denied to people of color.

          Whether or not we created the situation it gives us certain responsibilities not to reinforce it further. I’m not gonna write an essay here in comments but I will say on this particular topic I’d say that throwing around the N-word hurts african americans a lot more than not saying it hurts us, so why do it? And IMO it’s our responsibility to keep ourselves in check, not on african-americans or any other people of color to tell us when we line-step. It’s not their responsibility to address institutionalized racism, it’s ours.

          Think on it.

        • Og bobby J

          Son…i feel what you are saying but I do not agree. I am not going to go out of my way to further perpetuate the cycle, but I think the respondsibility to correct the error falls predominatly on the black community. I benefit from the system…maybe. But I put myself to school….I pay my bills and I make the decisions that keep me outta the situations that can lead to prison and/or early death.

          Explain this:
          How is it the white mans fault for the rate of std’s and aids in the black community? Does the white man keep condoms out of the ghetto?

          How is it the white mans fault for the percentage of young blacks in prison? evenif the judicial system is corrupt…did the white man put the rocks in your pockets?

          I am not being racist…im being a realist….I understand how this power structure came to be….but I am not the one perpetuating it. The black community needs to heal itself…and stop blaming history. Easy in theory, not in reality…but looking for solutions should be the answer…not looking for excuses.

        • 619

          ACTUALLY, ON THE ROCKS IN YOUR POCKETS COMMENT BOBBY J, WHITE FOLKS DID DO THAT. CHECK YOUR HISTORY ABOUT THE CONTRAS IN CENTRAL AMERICA, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT’S GUNS FOR DRUGS TRADE TO SUPPLY THE CONTRAS WITH WEAPONS, AND THE C.I.A.’S CONNECTION. STOP WATCHING SO MUCH SOUTH CENTRAL, OG BOBBY JOHNSON.

        • KSA1001

          I never knew the comments on this site could be so deep…a nice change.

        • og bobby j

          more excuses 619…

          we can argue over how the rocks got here all day….but I can get access to a brick as fast as the kid on the corner…but I choose not to….thats the difference.

        • Dickrider Hater

          I hope Obama gets elected so you can stop bitching.

          In 5 years, whitey’ll be the minority, and then he can bitch and piss and moan all day about stupid shit. You know theres blacks, whites, mexicans, asians, every kind of american over in Iraq dying side by side and I bet the last thing they give a good god damn about is if some burbs kid says nigga when he talks.
          Your boy Nas asked everyone to “be a nigger too” and he’s herolded as a pioneer, now you wanna get tight cause Nas gave every hipster and rap listener permission to say nigga. Its not NIGGER its not NIGNOG, SPOOK, SPEAR CHUCKER, POCH MONKEY, JIGABOO, its nigga.

          GET OVER IT.

          The whole world is going to shit and you got 15 people arguing with Bob J cause he said nigga. Get lives dickriders.

        • 619

          COULD YOU REALLY GET ACCESS TO A BRICK BOBBY J? YOU WOULDN’T EVEN MAKE IT DOWN THE BLOCK PAST THAT KID ON THE CORNER! I COULD HEAR THE HOMIES RIGHT NOW IF THEY SAW BOBBY COMING TO COP “THIS MAFUCKER UNDERCOVER, 5-0, 5-0″ HAHAHAHA!

        • og bobby j

          further confirming your loserness…im white…so im a cop. your balck…so your hood….i see now

        • 619

          DAMN, LOOK HOW QUICK THIS MAFUCKER RESPONDS! I DON’T KNOW WHAT ‘BALCK’ IS BG BOBBY, SO I CAN’T CALL IT. WE’RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT, JUST IN CASE YOU TRY TO APPLY CERTAIN WORDS TO YOUR VOCABULARY WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUT IN PUBLIC. I SEEN WHITEBOYS GET KNOCKED OUT FOR SAYING ‘THE WORD’ AS YOU CALL IT. I KNOW THIS IS ALL FUN AND PLAYTIME FOR YOU SITTING BEHIND THE KEYBOARD WITH YOUR DOOR TRIPLE LOCKED WHERE NOBODY CAN PUT HANDS ON YOU, BUT I’M GIVNG YOU A HEADS UP SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO CATCH A FADE WHENEVER YOU DECIDE TO STEP OUT THAT DOOR.

        • http://myspace.com/Lyrik07 Dickie Jr.

          @Dickrider Hater & Bobby J and any dickridin supporterz

          Whut doez the war have 2 do with a white boi, on a Hip-Hop Site (A culture created by Black Folk), speaking outta line. I actually do care cuz if you’re white u don’t know whut it feelz like 2 be a nigga, point blank period. There’z mad history and hardshipz behind the term and unless you’re a person of color (meaning every race besidez white) u don’t have the right to use the term. Well behind a keyboard, maybe, but come to my necc of the woodz and try n pull that same stunt, itz easy to talk tuff behind a keyboard, but I live this shyt and it aint nevah been sweet. We have to keep heat, cuz eyrebody strapped, we don’t leave anything unlocked, cuz dope fiendz need their fix, we write letterz and send money to our friendz and familiez in prison, cuz we are the majority in that system. Look, I don’t have the at-ease appearance of a Kanye or Pharrell, so i get stereo typed on the daily, alot of x by my own folk. And i do it on the legal, no help period, and i’m as coo and laid bac as it getz but that doezn’t stop the Racial profiling, getting gunz pulled on me by police cuz u “look” suspicious etc. The majority of us are living in low-income neighborhoodz, and the majority of us aren’t able to attain that promised piece of success cuz we can’t help where we were born and the conditionz thereafter. U have to be Black in order to know how it feelz to have a white person call u a nigga, nigger, or boy. Take that shyt into consideration. Ain’t no sensitive thugz where i’m from son, jes niggaz trying to survive past 25, think b4 u type, one-hunned – L-Y, NawfWestSide – Screwston, Tejas -

        • og bobby j

          i have never seen the letter Z used so much…you must be tough…cuase your of color so you need to keep heat….OK

          you are the personication of the problems in the black community. As long as you believe you have no control…thats what will be. Keep pointing the finger….

          if you were as passionate about bettering yourself as you are for my usage of the word nigga…ymaybe i wouldnt have to pay for your food outta my check.

          I know its not your fault…its always someone elses.

          LMAO at Nawfwestside….that shit is awesome….you love being ignorant..its whats hot in Nawf tejas

          as for 619….thanks for the heads up…i hope i never run into a real caps lock thug like yourself….

        • DETROIT

          Bobby J, how do you feel that you have so much knowledge about the problems within the black community? Do you live in a black community?

          also, there’s this thing called systematic racism. if you really care, do a lil research. it is common knowledge that white youths and adults get waaaaay lighter sentences than blacks do, for the same crimes. THAT EXPLAINS WHY SO MANY BLACKS ARE IN JAIL. for real bro, i don’t know how old you are, or where you’ve been, but i’m here to tell you, there are more white people that sniff coke than there are blacks that do crack….the only difference is the sentence for crack is 5x harsher comparitively. and as for your, i could get a brick comment, BE SERIOUS! i’m from the hood, and i went to college in a suburb…the shit that goes down is the hood is not accepted outside the hood! and it’s not because of the residents, it’s because of the cops. there are educational desparities and all sorts of other things that lead to the current situation of blacks in America.

        • DETROIT

          “if you were as passionate about bettering yourself as you are for my usage of the word nigga…ymaybe i wouldnt have to pay for your food outta my check.”

          there are more white people on aid than blacks….DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!

          I finally reallized something…YOU’RE A RACIST, SO THAT’S WHY YOU USE THE WORD SO MUCH!

          it’s all good tho hommie, b ez!

          oh yea, notice that all of my responses are between the hours of 9am and 6pm….I’M AT WORK HOMMIE, be clear, YOU AIN’T FEEDIN ME!

        • Og bobby j

          D think what you will…in your eyes you will always be the victim of a unfavorable system. Of course there are more whites on the aid then blacks…the country is 80% white….check the per capita stats…jerk off.

          I already stated the system is biased…but the system is not what is putting the drugs and guns in the hands…its personal chioce above all.

          you were conveying good points…until you started to make excuses…thats all you good at?

          im glad your at work…you want a medal?

          if i am racist…so are you…ohh wait…theres that double standard again.

          the penalty for crac k is 5x harsher cuase the profit margin is wider and the addiction level is greater…plus its another way for the white man to keep you down…im sure.

        • DETROIT

          “if i am racist…so are you…ohh wait…theres that double standard again.”

          what double standard? i haven’t once used a derogatory term for whites, or any other race for that matter on this site. You’re on here telling people that you feed them cuz they spell words wrong? YOU’RE A CLOWN!

          “the country is 80% white”

          LMAO!

          “the penalty for crac k is 5x harsher cuase the profit margin is wider and the addiction level is greater…plus its another way for the white man to keep you down…im sure.”

          If penalties were determined by profit margin, white collar crimes would be the worst crimes, penalty wise. also, if i have a key of coke and you have a key of crack…..my profit margin would be waaaaay larger, because i could make like 42 Oz of crack outta my 36 Oz of powwow….not to mention coke is like $60 per gram, and crack is like $10 per gram (which is why the addiction level is higher; that and the fact that crack is diluted). YOU’RE NOT THAT SMART DAWG, JUST QUIT WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD!

          OH YEA….”im glad your at work…you want a medal?”

          naw, i want that bread. my point is, i’m out here for real, gettin it! you’re playin wit computers tellin cats that you’re feedin them!

          YOU’RE A CLOWN, ALL THAT’S MISSING IS THE SPONGE NOSE AND RED CURLY FRO….

          100 LIL HOMMIE!

        • 619

          80% white huh? Yeah, you just fucked off your own argument about the prison population right there. Check the per capita stats on that you racist fuck. You say the country is 80% white, so try and come up with a good excuse as to why latin and black races who split a piece of that other fifth of the population both have higher prison populations than whites.

        • 619

          80% white WTF? In California they say spanish will be a first language by the end of the next couple decades. I thought you were from NY, how the fuck is that 80% white.

        • og bobby j

          @ det
          you at least seem more intelligent then most out here…but will never see eye to eye…so im dont with you…
          Im not about to discuss drug game antics and profit margins with you…im not that dumb….and to be honest, my knowledge of crack is limited…but

          “naw, i want that bread. my point is, i’m out here for real, gettin it! you’re playin wit computers”

          maybe you need to start working and get off my dick…like you aint in a cubicle somewhere makin 30 g’s with that “i ethered that white kid” smile on your face….

          as for fuck boy 619….the per capitaq stats argument makes not sense with prison…blacks are like 8% of the country and more then 50%Z of the prison population…whats your argument?

          “so try and come up with a good excuse as to why latin and black races who split a piece of that other fifth of the population both have higher prison populations than whites”

          Probably the white mans fault im sure….but maybe becase the style of live glorified in the hispanic and black community is condusive to the activity that lands motherfuckers in prison. Maybe the rate of fatherless children and low income residency is a factor….maybe the high school drop out rate…..all of it cant be the systems fault….take some fucking respondsibilty hoe ass

          We both know the population of NY and Cali is not where you see that 80%…but ride through middle america, sinc you travel like carmen san diego…and peep the confederate flags and shit…and tell me im lying….

          “you motherfuckers just dont get it, but i wont let it upset me..cause they dont know better” – em

        • 619

          You don’t know shit about private owned prison systems and the ways they make money. The truth is you go onto a hip-hop site and look at these rappers thinking they represent what every minority is about, when half of these rappers are clowns and even the black communities already know this. This is your only window into an urban community that you’ll never build up the courage to ever visit in real life and your too ignorant to find out about others culture enough to really judge them.

        • og bobby j

          619….what ever makes you feel better. I know nothing about hood shit…cause im white and use s’s instead of z’s….eat a dick fuckboi

        • 619

          And I see that you use i’s instead of y’s. Now I understand what Jay Smooth was saying when he wrote that blog about people being racist and not even realizing it. I need to start watching for these undercover nazi’s.

        • Dickrider Hater

          The war has everything to do with it, because thats whats IMPORTANT in the REAL WORLD, you fuckin dummies.
          Besides the fact that you chose to focus on record sales and diamond chains instead of gallop polls and politics, all I have to say is one thing.

          Here you are, telling someone what they can and cannot do, based on the color of their skin.

          Thats the very definition of racism, you coward fucks.

          Yeah, Im your daddy.

          Peace.

  • OG

    Am I wrong in starting to understand why white people hate our black asses

    • Pierzy

      As a white dude, I REFUSE to use the ‘N’ word. Ever.

  • Bobo D

    Tyga gotta Garfield chain?
    Yung Herb use to have a Transformer chain?
    If this is a new trend I don’t wanna be left out, I’ll be sure to order a Dragonball Z chain in the back catalog of the next XXL…

    Ron, what’s up with the SDN tournament?
    Did I miss it? Or is taking long because niggaz keep doing dumb ish?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      nah. you ain’t miss it. we’re just waiting for some official things to happen here at the site.

      nerdy, techy-type things.

      i promise it’s coming. we got everything ready.

  • DETROIT

    Good Shit Hommie!

  • Worley

    “The lip ring serves as a Greenwich Village mute button for that kind of thing.”

    Ether.

  • HERM

    “Tyga shouldn’t be allowed to wear Garfield around his neck. Garfield’s ten times smarter and far more gully than he. Like a retired jersey, that shit should be off-limits to a nigga like Ty. He might could be Odie… or maybe John, the ho-ass, bitch-ass nigga that keeps buying half the fuckin’ Olive Garden menu only to get his shit ganked.

    I mean, at least Garfield would have bought a $200 tray of lasagna and ate it on camera. Shit would have caviar in it and the whole nine. I bet it would be bangin, actually.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Hahahaha! Classic, my man, classic.

  • Pierzy

    What up Mex.

    “Only adding to the fuckery is his outcry of “Fuck these niggas. No homo” while holding up condoms.”

    ^^^^^^
    Total co-sign – it’s a complete Freudian slip and, as we know, Freud said there are no accidents. Every word and action means something and we know what this dumbass meant here.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/friscorepresenter ant

    lol @ this whole post good shit

  • Nessia

    I really could have lived my life without ever seeing that video. And where the fuck does this kid get his money? I am living the wrong life. I wanna be a dumb ass hipster rapper when I grow up.

    Good Shit!

  • http://xxl.co.uk SCRAPZ

    I co-sign wit Ron all da way cos ain’t nobody listenin to no tough talk frm sum nigga dat wear tight jeans

  • Aem

    I couldn’t believe dude just sat up and ate money.

    It’s just not right. LOL

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    LMAO!!!!! yooz one funny muuh-fucka.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    “Can’t wear skinny jeans, cause my swishers don’t fit.”

    This shit should be in every studio, every office to serve as a reminder. Yo mexico, I propose like a Hip-Hop board of advisors. This has prolly been mentioned b4, but I gotta speak on this one. Don’t even make it some U.N shit. Just have like 5 or 6 delegates from every coast, and some project chicks for spice. Maybe KRS and Russ can serve as panelists or some shit.

    I’m also stating that Tyga, Berg, Khaled, and Ross should be #1 seeds for the SDN tourney. Plies with a #2 seed holding down the south region.

    Jon Kitna will throw for 330 yds. I can feel it. DEEEETROIT!

  • iLL G

    once again Mex comin thru with a good post. lol these young money cats gone have a change of heart when cats in less fortunate places get em to “run they pockets” lol

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Who the fucc would let this clown do some shit like that? Thats y them young money cats gettin ran up on in Cali,stop doing simple shit

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Ok just seen homeboys chain and yes he will get that taken as well.Funny thing bout OG ,soon as someone calls his whiteass out dude goes str8 bacc to his element and starts typing like a cotdamn accountant or a cat writin an essay .Its easy if you wouldnt say it in public,i advise to stay in yo lane .

    • Capital G

      Peace fam, I ain’t seen your name on this shit for a minute. Hope everything is good with you. That accountant line had me rolling.

      • Og bobby J

        The reason you aint seen him here in a minute is because he was prolly to busy e-bangin and for got to pay his electric bill….

        Capital…i dont know you on even a commenter level…but aligning yourself with a fuckboi 6 triangle e banger is not a good look….this nigga cat gets no respect round here….

        Back to my element? Like an accountant? I guess some cats just cant get past that third grade summer reading….you just proved how stupid you are….

  • chad bro chill

    ……….(speechless)

  • capcobra

    he’s gonna get it……..

  • Bang

    This dude deserves the herpes he’ll get from Wayne

  • anutha_level

    sambo-izm at it’s FINEST! gotta love technology for making this possible…

  • Tony Grand$

    “Goes back to typing like an accountant…..” That was hilarious, Kane.

    That debate was way more exciting than Tyga’s silly ass antics. People are truly amazing. Sad part is that some nigga he[tyga] trusts and listens to actually made him feel good enough about the idea to allow it to be posted for all the world to see. Hey, does anybody remember when tats were a sign of rebellion and angst? Now they’re like undershirts and assholes, everybody got one. And yes, Tyga’s look horrible. He shouldve invested that 2 bills in some ink removal. Now it prolly just got wasted on the medical bill for an emergency stomach pumping. I wonder what else the lil nigga been swallowing? This hipster thing is becoming ridiculous. I assumed it would stop @ tight pants, but boy was I mistaken. What the hell could be next on the trend horizon? What idiocy could trump nerd-gangster hybrid dope fiends?

  • Mike Larry

    man tyga
    It was just a moment of time till u did some dumb shit.
    Now I’m not talking about I got caught with a gun and some weed dumb shit
    NO I mean like I changed my tatto on my face 3 times (the game) dumb shit

  • BigNat

    umm okay who is tyga? i am sure i have never heard any of his music

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      tyga makes music?

      • http://www.myspace.com/Lyrik07 L-Y, NawfWestSide

        Naw, he makez a great target for e-thugz tho’, who jac non-rapperz and take picturez with their chainz on and follow up with rhetorical diss “songz” stating whut iz already known, yaaaWnnn.

        • BigNat

          hahahahahahah

  • MDAce15

    Co-sign me if you while watching that foolishness really wanted to see him choke… not to the point of death or nothin, but just choke enough to see him gaspin for air after he spit it back out. lol!!!

  • Shawty J

    This is why rappers end up broke. They go out wasting money left and right like it ain’t never gonna run out. Come on, eating money on camera just to prove you’re some kinda baller to some dudes that are jealous of you, that’s weak.

  • fade

    good post

    sonned his ass

  • geico lizard

    ron you had me rolling again man and with all these comments i guess the others agree. burning or destroying money is a felony so i hope this ass gets locked up for doing this ignorant shit on camera. your comment about his garfield chain reminds me of when pacman jones first got in trouble here in nashville and people said he doesnt deserve to be pacman we should start calling his ass q bert. for og bobby j im sure you only drop the N bomb online from the safety of your home because if you call any real black person a nigga or nigger to their face you will wake up in the hospital.

  • Maddolies

    In The Words Of Diddy Tyga Needs 2 Quit The Bitchassness.
    Fuckin Square!

  • grant ny

    bobby j, ive not used the word og infront of ure name becuase idoubt very much youre an original gangster?? saying n***a is different from blacks saying craker and white bastard whatever, that is not offensive to us, 90% of white peopke would not be offended by bieng called white. saying the n word has so m8uch behind it its not just like saying homie or whatever, you are a fucking idiot for using it, youre like this guy on real black wall forum whos just an idiot, and i doubt you have black friends like you said because you would not say that word if had black friends. be yourself cracker and fuck off you dumb shit.

    • og bobby j

      sensitive thugs…you all need hugs.

    • Manny78d

      grant ny, Im black and I agree with certain points on both sides of the “nigga” argument. However, your rebuttal was pure garbage. Step up your comment game homie.

  • http://XXLMAG.COM INTERNET BULLY

    WTF… OG IS WHITE? SIKE WHO GIVES A (VANILLA)FUDGE… TYGA’S ALBUM BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE I SAW IT BETWEEN HANNAH MONTANA’S GREATEST HITS AND BEACH BOYS 30TH REUNION ON THE FOR SALE SHELF IN BEST BUY… STRAIGHT GARBAGE. “FUCK NIGGA’S” HOLDING UP A CONDOM… WHAT A LAME… LMFAO @ TAKING HIS TERD TO THE SNEAKER STORE…

  • bongolock

    columnar epithelial cells! ha!

    another classic.

    cant wait for the sdn tourney

  • TheCo!!inB

    Bobby i’m a realist too but at some point you have to accept some type of responsibility and also acknowledge that you have a greater advantage because of the color of your skin, because up through now your kinda claiming like you’ve done no wrong and everyone else is buggin and that just simply isn’t the case. you’ll either learn in due time or you won’t, but i’m almost certain you’re aware that your “realism” is limited because NO white person uses the term “nigga” freely in public in the united states, and i’m almost certain you are not the exception to the rule. keep doing you family, just smarten up a bit and acknowledge what you’ve been given

    • og bobby j

      nicely put….I respect it.

  • QUEENS BOY

    Somehow, watching Tyga talk with a mouthful of filthy bills is both annoying and refreshing. Actions like these give me assurance that natural selection will take care of niggas like him. Tyga will eventually kill himself off. Whether the staph infection finally sets in or Blingy Garfield costs him life and limb, his already low negro life-expectancy has just dropped from 52 to 31 years.

    He’s officially going through his mid-life crisis at 19. Put a pin in that. We’ll come back to it.

    I can imagine it’s really cool to go from cutting third period American History to touring the planet countryside with Lil Wayne and all, but whatever money Tyga’s seen so far is exactly as they claim it to be–young as fuck. This here is the type of nigga that’ll take a shit and bring his turd to the sneaker store right after the video stops rolling.

    He’ll just make sure no one sees him at the counter, like when we used to go grocery shopping with that $65 book of Food Stamps.

    Oh, that was just me? Well, fuck you then.

    There’s a recession out there. Niggas are getting robbed like hotcakes and Tygger’s got the nerve to– Wait a minute… Tyga’s been relieved of some Kimora-banging blood diamonds himself. You’d think this young man would better understand the value of Lil’ Wayne’s [young] moolah[, baby].

    Eating money on camera was supposed to prove how paid he is and thus, how irrelevant his detractors are. It was also intended to show he’s tough as nails as he didn’t vomit or show signs of sickness as he munched on just about the filthiest thing a nigga could put in his mouth.

    He’d have been better off licking a nightclub urinal… again.

    *removes pin*

    Tyga shouldn’t be allowed to wear Garfield around his neck. Garfield’s ten times smarter and far more gully than he. Like a retired jersey, that shit should be off-limits to a nigga like Ty. He might could be Odie… or maybe John, the ho-ass, bitch-ass nigga that keeps buying half the fuckin’ Olive Garden menu only to get his shit ganked.

    I mean, at least Garfield would have bought a $200 tray of lasagna to eat on camera. Shit would have caviar in it and the whole nine. I bet it would be bangin, actually.

    Why spend an unnecessary $200 (and simple columnar epithelial cells) on a Blair Witch Hunt for imaginary haters? True to nigga form, I don’t think Tyga could answer this question. Sadly enough, he even admits to himself at points that what he’s doing on camera is absolutely ridiculous.

    Only adding to the fuckery is his outcry of “Fuck these niggas. No homo” while holding up condoms. If he actually fucks niggas, there’s nothing wrong with that… no matter how much hip-hop hates gay people. The problem is that he’s uttering a term meant to be as figurative as possible. I’m pretty sure he’s not trying to convey that he wants to engage in batty-hole love. However, he’s holding up condoms while delivering his war cry.

    Doing so suggests intent to penetrate and is very much not figurative. Gnome sane?

    In any event, I can’t imagine anyone actually taking this merry band of Gym Class Second-Rounders seriously.

    I’m not saying you can’t be from the streets because you dress like Hipster Dan. I’m just saying that ain’t nobody listenin to no tough talk from a nigga with a lip ring. I don’t care how “tough” he may actually be. I can’t hear him. The lip ring serves as a Greenwich Village mute button for that kind of thing. He’d have to show and prove.

    Remove all the shit that makes you look like the TV One version of Fall Out Boy/Good Charlotte before you roll the webcam and start e-bangin.

    Damn… That’s a second consecutive “Hipster negro, please.” This is starting to become a problem.

    YO ^^^^ THE FUNNIES SHIT I EVER HEARD ONLINE YO SHOULD DO STAND UP OR SUMTHIN RON YOU ARE A GENUIS…BTW TYGA AIN’T GOT NO REAL MONEY CAUSE WAYNE AIN’T GOT NO MONEY HE STILL SUCKING NUT OFF THE TIP OF BABY AND SLIM’S DICK FOR GAS MONEY AS HIS SIZZURP AND WHATNOT…MEANWHILE TYGA HAS TO GET ANALLY RAPED BY LIL WAYNE’S EFFEMINATE ASS SECRETARY FOR BUS CHANGE…THANKS AGAIN FOR THE INSIGHT AND LAUGHS RON

  • QUEENS BOY

    OOPS! I MEANT LIL WAYNE IS STILL SUCKING THE NUT OFF BABY AND SLIM’S DICKS FOR GAS MONEY AND SIZZURP AND WHATNOT…

  • http://myspace.com/ajgaviator AJG Da Aviator

    Damn!!!! XXL done got some deep thinking motherfuckers in here, but true to the fact, the majority feel off topic. I really enjoy reading yall post, deep and rea shit, but this shit was suppose to involve TYGA ignorant ass swalloing diseases infested bills. So I’m remaining on topic, that motherfucker on some REAL IGNORANT shi. I dont care what mula you getting, that just being dumber just like motherfuckers burning money cause they have it. I know yall KNOW that people are suffering out here, its like the new age DEPRESSION. You dont see Oprah, Jay Z, or Michael Jordan doin some shit like that. I pray he ends up in the hospital- Da Avaitor

    • Bang

      No one likes tyga tho so its whatever

  • x

    this shit is so ridiculous

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Truth is truth muhphucca dont run from it embrace,u know damn well what i’m talkin bout and it took Ron Mex for me to take a interest in this shit again ,dude’s slippin and yes pussy please take it personal.whats good Cap.

  • HipHopFive15

    Hahahahahahahahahahaa dude is just fuckin clowning

  • Produnkgirl

    WHY N DA FUCK IS DIS NIGGA EATING MONEY? i TOLD MY AUNT AND SHE SHOOK HER HEAD SAYING *ALL HE GON DO IS SHIT IT OUT*….I’M HATING TYGA BUT THAT WAS A BUCH OF BILLY BULLSHIT.

  • Prince Ceasar

    Who is this fruitcake and why do we give a fuck ? XXL is reporting to much bullshit.

  • grant ny

    @ Manny78d

    i dont feel the need to use big words or correct grammer or really think like 30 minutes about what i put, i have a life dude, everything i said is tru to this bobby lets get his i.p adress and kill him dude, now come back with your big word blog bullshit and impress everyone?

  • grant ny

    also would you very kindly explain what rebuttal means for me and maybe anyone else thay aint got a fucking clue what that means, remember you on a hip hop site not an english test back at high school?

  • Dog The Bounty Hunter

    haha…..Business en of the snub nose………YOUNG MONEY!!!!!!!! I mean BABY’s MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!