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NEGRO PLEASE: Diddy Is Bugging The F%&# Out!

[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice.]

This here is the shit Barack Obama needn’t be associated with.

How the fuck is an ass-ignorant, oratorically inept shine box nigga like Puff Daddy gonna call himself anything Obama-related? If Barack the Vote does anything well, it’s address the masses. Such monkers as “Ciroc Obama” should be reserved for negroes whose public speaking prowess extends past a shuffle, a jive and an occasional “take that.”

As a matter of fact, just leave the fucking liquor out of it. [Edit]

I’m a little dizzy after watching that shit. Not Diddy Dizzy either. Maybe Puffy thinks he can distract us with his wannabe Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz camera and dolphin teeth?

If he was going to so blatantly break the one rule of non-partisan voter registration solicitation, Diddy should have done something borderline productive instead of mumbling a bunch of slave chatter for four minutes. He should have went in “Long Kiss Goodnight” style. Pretend John McCain is Tupac or some shit!

Yeah, that’s it. Pretend John McCain just dropped “Hit ‘Em Up!”

“We just gonna keep stompin’ your motherfuckin’ head in, you fuckin’ BITCH! …and we ain’t talkin about no other politicians. We talkin’ to you, motherfucker.”

…and for a little extra stank on it:

“Man that Charlie camp fucked you up FOR REAL, though.”

[Blogger’s Note: Fuck it. I’m under no contractual obligation to preface my McCain ether with, “He’s a good man. We’ve been friends for many years, and I applaud his ass getting caught up military service.”]

Instead we get the best Obama impersonation Puffy’s capable of:

“On November 4th we have to protect our future because John McCain is bugging the fuck out.”

That’s what you Puffy fans need look forward to in his latest theatrical endeavor. He just got cast to play Junebug in “A Watermelon in the Sun.” I guess this was the best he could do considering he has absolutely zero idea what he’s talking about.

For example, I had no idea reality is measured in crackhead density. According to Puff, Eskimos and palefaces hallucinating on Everclear and whale jizz isn’t real enough.

They wasn’t comin’ back for the whale cum! They was comin’ back for the BASE!

While questioning the significance of the northernmost state in Canada our country, homie should consider that Alaska is also of importance because it’s where they’re gonna find that oil to keep Diddy and Starbury’s planes in the air.

What the fawk is Black policy though? Are we talking about the 3/5th rule? Grandfather clauses? Diddy’s gonna be the reason they repeal Negro suffrage if he keeps speaking out of pocket.

Cassie! Quick! Tickle his balls or something!

Ironically enough Diddy Dummy salutes the McCain camp for its expertise in “foreign policy.” Clearly Puffy doesn’t know what that term means either. He can’t possibly if he references his own fear of Sarah Palin being on the other end of the horn with that “dude from South Korea.” Apparently Mr. Combs’ extent of foreign policy knowledge is Asian women that’ll change his linen after he done blazed and hit ’em.

Negro, please. Get after these RNC whorebags and slutmonkeys like you graduated high school mean it.

John McCain done been in the bush. You gotta have some of that Sneaky Pete creep to ya. That hoopin’ and hollering and swinging candy canes ain’t the way to go about this.

If he’s so repulsed by Sarah Palin, Puffy should Diddy Blog one-liners like:

Sarah Palin’s daughter was fuckin’ that mulletor of hers to “Gasolina.”

Sarah Palin is the dude playin the dude carrying the baby for another dude.

I wouldn’t let Sarah Palin keep my kids or raise my youth. Bitch ain’t finna have my niglets poppin out children for her old Seinfeld-lookin’ ass.

For realsies, Puff. How could you put a video like that out there? You must be bugging the fuck out.

This is what happens when rich niggas get high and go into the backyard with their iPhones.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Buggin the fuck out yourself?

Bonus: [CLICK HERE] for Barack Obama’s response to Diddy Blog #16

For real though. The Democrats ate my baby.

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