Is Ashley Logan really white?

Watching this latest video of Ashley Logan posted to the venerable World Star Hip Hop, I’ve become convinced that she isn’t really a white chick, but rather a latino broad trying to front as if she was a white chick – more of a PALG than a PAWG.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Hispanic women, keep your self esteem together.) I’m just saying. I don’t like to be mislead. If I’m looking at a video of a PAWG, I want to be sure it’s a PAWG.

You’ll recall that Ashley Logan was the girl that went on the Howard Stern Show with Flo Rida earlier this year and was doing some ridonkulous southern strip club behind shake dances while Howard was throwing money at her and Flo Rida was doing whatever it is that he does – a video so incredible it had me actually considering going to see a Flo Rida concert.

My only concern is that I’d get there and it wouldn’t be anything like that video. It’d just be a bunch of gangbangers milling about in extra large white t-shirts and extra clean Nike tennis shoes. The air would be filled with smoke from menthol cigarettes, and the show would take forever to actually begin. Then, once it did, it would suck balls and I’d be out $20 or whatever it cost to get in.

Then later there was an interview with Ashley Logan on some radio show I’ve never heard of, where she was talking about how she’s now a model with DJ Kay Slay, who’s apparently fulfilling a dream Russell Simmons once had (he writes about it in his autobiography) to start his own modeling agency so that he could fuck all of the models, and about whether or not she’s banged any rappers.

In this latest video, it looks like all someone’s done is train a camera on her while she poses for pictures for one of these magazines that consists primarily of pictures of women with grotesque bodies. Kinda like King magazine, which I know is owned by the same TIs as XXL. Though I notice King runs way more articles than its downmarket competitors.

I picked up one of them – it may have been Smooth magazine – in a Borders recently, and it was hardly anything but page after page of pictures of Esther Baxter. I wonder if they really took all of them, or if they just printed them off the Internets, bound them together and stuck a price tag on them. If I was more into that kind of thing, I probably would have bought one.

Anyhoo, in this latest Ashley Logan video, you get a better look at her body than we’ve gotten to see up until this point (she’s got some underwear on, but they aren’t actually up around her ass), and I don’t even necessarily mean it as a compliment to say that I can’t possibly believe that she isn’t a downlow hispanic and/or octaroon – though she’s certain free to take it that way, if she so pleases.

But basically, her ass is entirely too incredible for me to believe that she’s a full-on cracka-ass cracka. I think I’ve seen enough PAWG pr0n to know what white chicks are capable of (i.e. miracles) and what they aren’t capable of. Recently, I came across a site that features nothing but YouTube videos of white chicks with incredible asses. Feel free to check for youself and see if you find anything like Ashley Logan.

You won’t.

Also, I notice she has very dark skin for a supposed white chick. Actually, I’d noticed this all along, but it’s only been this summer that I’ve been aware of her, and you know how a lot of white chicks spend too much time outdoors and hit up tanning booths during the summer. And god bless them for it. (Except in cases where they go a little bit overboard, or get too old for that shit.)

I figured that might have been the case with this girl Ashley Logan. But having seen as much of her as I have now, her skin tone seems a bit too smooth and even to be the work of flourescent lights. Nah, she’s probably like that all year long.

What do you fruits think? Is this another one of these situations like those old mini truckin’ magazines, where they’d find the whitest-looking hispanic broad at one of these car shows and have her pose for the cover, but then when you looked closely, you’d notice her hair was a bad peroxide job? And if so, do you think these rap videos should find some actual white chicks, or are we better off continuing to pretend?

  • Pierzy

    I remember that Stern show when everybody – especially that nerd J.D. – was totally in love with this chick…

    • phillip crawford

      shiiiiiiit, check out marcy diamond, that’s a skrait up white chic, she even gat her mama in her pics to prove the naysayers out!

      she gotta 44 inch ass. her site is myspace.com/ibehappy

  • ri067953

    Yo, you remember those old mini-truck magazines? They had some fly ass broads back in the day.

    • http://xxlmag.com Bol

      The worse was trying to get your mom to buy you a mini truckin’ magazine, under the premise that you were actually into mini trucks.

  • Worley

    “But basically, her ass is entirely too incredible for me to believe that she’s a full-on cracka-ass cracka.”

    No doubt. White chicks are mostly hips. I like that bonafied junk in the trunk.

  • *Future*

    That ass is purely a tactic by the Klan to wipe out the black race. They know that a black man cannot resist even a bargain bin white whore. We’ve all seen good looking athletic brothers, proudly strutting the mall with GWW’s (Great White Whales). Now couple that coveted white skin and stringy hair with a big ole ass and you have Nigga Ambrosia. It dont even matter if she looks like a mule in the face, *see Sara Jay*, niggas will literally drool on the bitch.

    • BigNat

      nah sara jay i know seen her stuff and mule is to kind for her face and her teeth is jacked. them fake tiites look bad real bad

  • anutha_level

    man…i’ll take a big ol ass no matter what color it is, period.

    and for the record, the ho breath prolly smell like boo-boo juice & relish…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      “man…i’ll take a big ol ass no matter what color it is, period. ”

      …and the church said “amen.”

  • geico lizard

    i think she is mixed and she is denying her ethnic side like alot of confused mixed kids do. sage steele on espn is dark as me and she marks the white and black box on her job applications and rasheeda jones(quincy jones daughter) tries to pass for white in as many movies and tv shows as possible so ashley logan cant have an ass like that if she is straight up white unless she had some guy pay for her to get ass implants but that wouldnt explain her skin being that dark and smooth at all times like you said Bol.

    • Pierzy

      Rashida Jones is fine as hell

  • BigNat

    she could be that northern european white they built pretty thick.

  • Dig

    You guys she is a stripper from Sin CIty in the Bronx.Her dancer name was Allure and she been getting silicone in her ass for the past year and a half. She is straight white..Irish to be exact she only dates brothas. She got her bf locked up because he cheated on her and told the cops that he slapped her….just what y’all get for being triflin and chasing that white dream. I don’t mind that fact that her booty is fake..do you. But don’t lie on other people sayin that you would never do that to yourself when you used a friend of mine named CoCo who took you to that Dominican lady in Washington Heights to get it done and then gossiped to Kay Slay so that you could have the cover of Straight Stuntin.It only costs a $1,000 the first time and then you can continue to get the silicone n various loads. She was in the Sin City cabaret calendar and before she went into the phot shoot she tanned like a mutha. She was too red and they had to adjust the lighting. If you don’t believe me ask Gypsy, another dancer at Sin City cabaret that was eye candy or ask Michelle another stripper from Sues Rendevous that was the eye candy in the earlier issues of XXL. And that’s why Red cafe comes through and tries to fuck with half the dancers because of her groupie ass.

  • TheCo!!inB

    *Future* “that is purely a tactic by the klan to wipe out the black race”…………Woogidy Boogidy Niggers! Ungawa!

  • kim

    def a groupie Juelz santana already hit that and gave that white bitch no cash when he was finish with her ass … Guess she cant do nothing better with herself

  • BigKab

    Wait, where is it listed or she says white, because I’m not seeing it in her like that? I just found out about this female a few min ago.

  • Mamacita

    Ashley Rooney..from Ithaca (RED NECK)NY She is white..well irish and english. She gets professional tanning, and I used to be in her gym class in high school… that ass of hers now..IS FAKE. She is a flat booty broad WITHOUT THEM BACK SHOTS>..LOL

  • Tre Rich

    STOP HATIN!!! She is straight fyah…even if she’s white

  • notta hater

    I hate to say it but she is as white as they get….Her father is even a racist! (go figure) I used to go to school with this girl and her ass was NEVER like that. It’s 2009 people, yeah she has a fat ass cause she gets injections to plump it up. She aint nothin special, dudes been runnin through that since the 90′s!!! a Pre- millenium HOE!

  • dawn

    i grew up with this bitch she is white but her ass is def fake… shes not 21 shes at least 25 and shes from ithaca ny and has been skankin since middle school aka miscarriage queen

  • JoeRapist

    I wanna bend her over and make her spread that big bootyhole so I can fuck it and pump it full of cum. Then make her suck her own asshole and my cum off of my dick.

  • Anonymous

    I grew up with her. Met her family. She’s white

  • david

    she’s my ex girlfriend, lil’ wayne is my cousin too..

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  • Janette

    Hahah…shes white. I went to school with her. Funny her family moved out of town because of a race dispute at the local high school and now she a hiphop model. Id like to hear what her dad has to say now.

  • Janette

    they won millions off law suit, thats how she got her ass! Its fake

  • Steve

    Your an idiot, look at her basic info and you’ll find out she’s half hungarian half irish, fuckin dumbass knownothing

  • chris

    Whoever wrote this has never been to Europe where most women have +40 inch asses. shit my wife is German and has a 42 inch ass. Do some fucking research before you go posting shit like this not only black women or latinas have huge asses you ignorant fuck.

  • chris

    There you go Steve, hungarian women have AMAZING asses.

  • unknown

    bitch is white with a fake ass….went to school with her

  • peoplerfucked

    Whoever asked this question is an ignorant dumbass, why you ask, because when a woman is this damned hott, who gives a flyin shit what her ethnicity is!!!!!!!!!!