Get it together, Kanye

You know what’s gonna be suck balls?

The new Kanye West album, if this song “Love Lockdown” is any clue as to what it’s gonna sound like.

Seriously, what the fuck? Is Kanye still upset over the break-up with his fiance? Is this whole album gonna be nothing but him whining through a vocoder about how lonely he is?

But I thought he was the one who dropped her like a bad habit?

If that’s the case, I wonder if she’d still take him back at this point. As attractive a woman as she is, you have to wonder what her prospects are at this point. I’m not saying she won’t be able to find a brother to drop it off in her. After all, she knows where she can find my email.

But obviously, I’m not gonna be able to provide anywhere near the level of the lifestyle she became accustomed to in her days with Kanye West. If the two of us were to get together, it would be more like she was supporting me. And you know the average black chick isn’t gonna go for some shit like that, regardless of how much money she has.

She could have an amount of money that’s literlally infinite (like Oprah), and I’m sure we’d still be having arguments about why I’m not trying harder in life. How come I can’t just be like Kanye and actually make something of myself.

“Maybe it’s because I’m not into the same gay shit as Kanye,” I’d argue. “At least my schlong still works. That’s all that matters, right? It’s not like we could ever possibly run out of money”

You see my reasoning. But I doubt she’d be able to. I’m not saying she’s a gold digger. I’m just saying. Clearly, there’s something hardwired into a woman’s psyche to where money could never not be an issue.

And the problem with Kanye’s ex-fiance Alexis’ prospects post Kanye is that you’d have to think that any brother with an income suitable to pull that level of trim is also gonna be apt to “upgrade,” as I like to call it.

It’s the reason why you don’t see a lot of black athletes with smoking hot black chicks: If you’ve got that kind of money, why not just go for the ultimate prize? (Ladies, don’t hate me. Hate Michael Jordan. I’ll never have anything that could be considered a prize.)

Best case scenario, maybe she could trick Eddie Murphy into impregnating her.

Or who knows? Maybe I’m a little bit off in my analysis, and this really is gonna work out well for her. All I’m saying is that, if Kanye West really is distraught to the point where he’s cutting R&B records, he might just need to break down and spend whatever it’s gonna take to convince her to come back home.

I’m sure pride would cause her to want to front, but what else is she gonna do?

  • zino

    real talk…dat track sucks balls man

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

      I AGREE AND I’M A KANYE FAN.

  • yoprince

    yea.. kanye was wildin’ with that shit.. his stage setup is crazy tho, only reason i kept watchin.. oh and cuz the colts were gettin served.. and cuz i was drunk, purpy, and half sleep.

    • james wilk

      colts did get served and i was off the stickyest of the icky

    • King B

      No the colts didn’t get served it was a minor setback of course peyton manning wasn’t on point it was his first game….but next week the vikings are goin to get stomped out

      • 239allday

        Nigga shut the fuck up. Colts got they ass handled with they butterfinger ass recievers.

      • patkilpat

        Go Bears!

  • 239allday

    Okay, I just can’t fuck with Wayne no more. When yall mentioned the facial piercing…ughhh! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING GAY.

    Any black man with his face pierced is a homo…Pac was the exception!!!

    • 239allday

      And kanye is beyond gay!

    • og matt herbz

      Nigga, you ever see them early videos of ‘Pac? Like from the theater school days? Nigga was fruitier than the loom in yo drawz, nigga… Plus, Faith says she never fucked him. Where are his kids?

      Pac was gay. You heard it here, first.

      –OG Matt Herbz–

      • King B

        You wouldn’t even say that to pac’s face if he was here, only lames called themselves OG’s on the net lol

        • Tony Grand$

          Not just lames, but white suburban rejects who run around the net painted up as black cats spouting off the word “nigga” like that’s a black national pasttime. You know the type, prolly no girlfriend, the hippest nerd in their ‘gang’, and the type who’s watched one too many episodes of that old ass wack tv show “Platinum”. Let’s see how the wanna be honky boys like it: Dude, I like totally don’t know like what in tarnantions is like going down with that bro Con Yay, buddy! He was like the gnarliest dude, now he’s so totally bogus! He sucks guy! I thought this song was gonna be like way awesome man, but I like felt like the biggest dweeb in the a/v club! Bummers bro, bummers. I don’t see how so many niggas missed this cat sayin he was the “self proclaimed white nigga from Arizona”! I aint forgot spanky, go fuck a cactus, and give birth to its prickly little babies. Damn, I bet ya parents didn’t see this comin, Matthew. Niggas ont use the word like phony geek faggots, your fuckin blogs smell like black dick you swallow so much of it. For real, go back to work @ Chuck E. Cheese’s, pimple face little tampon sucker. Leonardo DiCaprio needs some more fans, not the black culture. And for the record, Tupac mightve been ya dad if ya mom wasn’t the slut she’s known to be. I wish you would come to Los Angeles with that psuedo-black caricture routine, best believe you would find the niggas you impersonating, OG. I hope your sister learns from your example and realizes suckin so much “nigga” dick aint all that its cracked up to be. Fuck your life faggot.

        • OG Matt Herbz

          Damn, nigga. You catchin mad feelings ’cause I’m white? Lame-ass, Loser-ass nigga… ‘Pac was gay, B.I.G. was not. He was fat, however, but that didn’t stop him from getting more pussy in the month of his death than you will get all your life. Gay nigga. I’m an OG, because I’ve been preaching the White Nigga gospel on hip-hop sites for nearly three years now. Never changed the name or nothing. What the fuck is a Tony Grand$? Never heard of you, nigga…

          –OG Matt Herbz–

      • that nigga

        Wow, Im not a Pac fan but him being gay? Thats the first time I heard anything like that. Next y’all will be sayin B.I.G was gay and NaS dont write his own rhymes. You niggas Is lame.

  • JDizzel3000

    How did i know this was coming?? and there was no autotune on his voice by the way for all you dumb niggers…

    • hands mahoney

      sure there was. and tons of layers of backing tracks that had autotune on them. you think ye can actually sing jdizzel?

      • JDizzel3000

        That’s not what people are talking about…people are talking about the voice box effect ..i mean damn near every pop singer uses vocal enhancements to add clarity to their voice thats nothing suprising ..what people are thinking was that he is using the same effect that t-pain uses …which in the live performance just wasn’t their ..sure their was multi-layering but there was no tpain-lil wayne vocoder effect going on…

  • yoprince

    where was the facial piercing??

    and why is pac an exception?? b/c he was a rapist??

    • 239allday

      Hey yopuss,

      You and Bol are always the first faggots to talk shit on Pac. And the last I recalled, running train on a skeezer (who slobbed Pac’s knob in the club prior to the incident) isn’t rape. That situation is so strikingly similar to the Mystikal mishap.

    • vk

      not because he was a rapist…but because a nose ring is very diffrent than a lip ring—nose rings were common in the 90′s (pac,das efx, slick rick etc…)

      besides…as already posted–its widely believed that pac was gay anyway…

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    Why did I think this post was going to be about Kayne singing on his next album, and not about you fantasizing about actually having a girlfriend?

  • Pierzy

    What about the guaranteed track or two where he’s crying over the other woman in his life – his Mom? You know he’ll cry over her too.

  • geico lizard

    i cosign your entire thing Bol because when you are rich cant be dumb enough to fall that hard for a woman or you will end up losing half your stuff or end up too confused to do your job right anymore. GO TENNESSEE TITANS!!!

  • http://1290wmcs.com “The Party Killa”

    Dido this whole post….BOL!!

  • these posts are racist

    Pure hate.

    Did you watch his amazing performance. The man is an awesome performer and musician. Also, being in love is a normal part of life – nothing to be ashamed of…

  • Pickni31

    dat man is gettin way 2 comfortable wit dat auto tune put on was nice but damn ye go bacc 2 wat u kno

    • squadwildin

      I think auto tune is addictive. you use it once and you can’t stop using it. (t-paine, lil wayne, kanye west) all them motha fuckas

  • Wonderbread

    I highly disagree. I think its a good look for Kanye. He’s consistently changed as an artist thoughout his career and this is another stepping stone. I love the new song and the VMA performance was off tha chain!!!

  • xmen21

    I’m not crazy about the song either but i’m starting to wonder if bol likes rap music or any music for that matter
    HI HATER!

  • DBlock

    @these posts are racist, aka “I’m too far in love with Kanye’s nuts to have an objective opinion”…

    maybe the studio version of the song will be better. maybe it will have more of an impact when his voice isn’t warbling all over the vocal scale, and you can actually make out the sample over all those drums.

    that said, his performance last night sucked. i was surprised, cause kanye is normally needle-sharp when he knows the spotlight’s on. but nope. he caught a brick. it happens. oh well. he’s cocky enough to shake that shit off with minimal fuss and deliver more bangers. he doesnt need the stans to make excuses. so please stop.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mc585 REAL TALK

    STop sucking the manz balllz…that voice coder sht is gay as weezy and his underlip piecing….FUCK RAP…THAT SHT IS GARBAGE…NO TALENTS…EVERYBODY SHTS ON A BEAT AND YOUR listen to it and ACCEPT IT….FUCK RAP

  • http://myspace.com/toonasty1 myspace.com/toonasty1

    i aint even read it yea and i know its some hatin bullshit. how niggaz get a job where they paid to hate?

  • THE SUN GOD

    MAN NIGGA U HATER THIS SONG IS HARD HOMIE JUST CAUSE ITS SOMETHING DIFFRENT YALL WANNA HATE , MAN I BET IF LIL WAYNE DID THAT SHIT YALL WOULD BE ON IT , MAN BOI FIND ANOTHER JOB CUZZ YOU CAN’T BLOG STUPID ASS NIGGA , LOVE LOCKDOWN IS THE BET SONG OUT RIGHT NOW

  • Rae Tha Great

    The song is different for Hip-Hop. So what if its about his ex-girl I got one called “Ms. Jones” be on the lookout for that. And until then I’m gonna bang this till “Good Ass Job” come out. PEACE WHO THINKS THE ALBUM IS STILL GONNA BE CALLED THAT, MAYBE “GOOD JOB.”

  • http://freshnessandabove.blogspot.com/ Malakidagod

    THE SONG WAS CRACK EXPECT IF HE DROPPED A 16 IT WUD OF BEEN BETTER DAT WHAT I WAS WAITIN 4

  • iBomb

    Of course the song sucked (or did it?) Is this based on his performance or the words themselves. He’s not a singer so his singing’s not gonna sound good. I personally like the song.

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  • xeffect

    co sign

  • yaOK

    “You know what’s gonna be suck balls?” ….?? seriously? these writers are fucking retarded, all you did was ramble on about his ex. The song is good and will be even better on a recorded track. He knows how to make good music, something new and creative sounding. Kanye West> You Fags.

  • geico lizard

    you were actually really nice to her saying she looks good enough to pull another guy like kanye i dont know man she is ok but not a dime compared to what a famous millionaire like kanye could pull plus she already has a kid so im sure he babydaddy drama is on the horizon because that guy doesnt want kanye raising his son in the lap of luxury. jenn hudson upgraded/dumped her black dude who was down with her from the beginning days when she was just a heavy girl standing in line for american idol so if guys want to upgrade to a hotter woman there is nothing wrong with that because chicks cheat or leave guys for richer guys all the time. jerry seinfelds wife left her husband a few days after she met jerry so it happens alot. women love money.

  • darrell

    Bol stfu im relle starting to dislike you A LOT…That Kanye Track was hot so uuh in the words of killa cam:
    “suck a dick No Homo” lol j/p i still like yur articles it’s jus that you’re such a BIG-TIME HATERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And wasn’t jokin’ bout the Kanye part, it was hot hot hot lol

  • Barry

    That song was dope Bol. I agree the autotune era needs to die as it’s the only weak link on the song. If only he put on someone who could actually sing, this track would be a classic.

  • Yaw

    LMAO

    sh!T I thought we were on to something when you admitted you found a black girl attractive, then…

    “Maybe it’s because I’m not into the same gay shit as Kanye,” I’d argue. “At least my schlong still works. That’s all that matters, right? It’s not like we could ever possibly run out of money”

    ROFFLE

    Still, I ain’t heard the song, and to be honest I wasn’t a fan of Kanye’s last album. ‘Homecoming’ was good, and that was it for me. Still, If this song’s good (hopefully i’ll catch it somewhere…), I’ll anticipate the album (hopefully I’ll catch it somewhere… lol),. If not, it won’t really change my stance on what’s his music’s like since his last album.

  • http://xxlmag.com d money

    Kanye just put that out 2 promote the album I bet most of the niggaz haten gone be feelin that shit cuz its gone grow on them

  • capcobra

    stop the kanye hate…”GEORGE BUSH DON’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE”….that statement and the time at which he made that statement makes him better than all your favorite rappers…and them niguz still want a beat or a verse from him…not to mention he dropped three highly anticipated albums with little to no complaints….and he lining up the fourth thanks to these kinda blogs.mtv.and real niguz like myself……gone

  • Juan

    MY SHIT!!

  • ProDunkgirl

    Kanye was bitchn and moaning to close the damn VMA’s Last year with this Billy Bullshit Performance? Believe me I’m a Kanye West DICK RYDER But That shit was HORRIBLE looking like Hip Hop MaxWell and Shit. Don’t worry guys Jay will be better!

  • Shawty J

    Hilarious!

  • Ali

    ima big Ye fan…but yeah I gotta admit….at 1st listen, that song is garbage….but I didnt like “Whatever You Like” at 1st either but now its coo so maybe it’ll grow on me

  • PHARO

    DON’T BE AN IDIOT.
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    SOMEONE PUTS THE WORDS INTO YOUR MOUTH AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO AGREE.
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    KANYE IS ALWAYS DOING DIFFERENT SH!T, MOST PEOPLE ARE FEELING THIS SONG BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT IT’S NOT GANGSTA, IT’S NOT SOLJA BOY.
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    PLEASE PEOPLE STOP BEING TYPICAL AND BE REAL, KANYE WILL ALWAYS TRY DIFFERENT SHIT AND
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    THE MINUTE ANYONE DRIFTS OFF FROM HIP HOP YOU WILLL AWAYS SAY IT’S TRASH BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN.

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    THE SONG IS DOPE.
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    USE YOUR OWN BRAIN.

  • peezy

    Pharo you hit it right on the fuckin head Kanye keeps hiphop on point so all these cats talk crazy bout dudes new song will fall right back in place by the time he drops his new album…………..Oh yea what yall think about weezy’s “Hipster(tight)” jeans? is he wack to yall now since he did a song with a crossover artist like kid rock? or is T.I. soft cause he did a song with rhanna? you niggas make me sick with all your hating!!!!!!!!!!

  • MIKE LARRY

    Don’t worry ye got some fire coming trust me
    And why is the blog all about his ex fuck that hoe and let’s get to the money and the music.
    Go get it or shut the fuck up holla

  • http://myspace.com/adrenalinetruth Adrenaline

    Yo i think you guys got it all twisted. I thought these sad songs were about his mom dying. Its messed up if you hate on the guy because he makes songs about his mom dying. If thats the case, you have to hate Nas too, because he did that for an entire period in his career yo. Tupac as well… The list goes on.

    Kanye West = History in the Making

    myspace.com/adrenalinetruth
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  • IndyKid

    Yes, it sucked a schlong. Yes, I am a kanye fan. Yes, I like it when he sings mixed with his raps. No, I don’t like it when he sings an entire song to a shitty beat. No, people wouldn’t like it just if it was Weezy doing it instead (look at prostitute. that shit flopped and it was the very first track dropped from tha carter 3). It’s not hatin if it’s the truth

    • nellz

      “prostitute” was for We the Best…didnt make the cut.

      Nice try though.

      Also it sounded like that shit all them pop stars use on their voices…It wasn’t being used like t-wayne.

  • Maurice L Dees

    Puff did the same thing with j-lo, now it’s problem when chicago astist have the same feel to.

  • Agee

    The song is a different look 4 Kanye. And it just might work.

  • grant ny

    alright kanye tried something new, but its wack, lil wayne and T.I. have made them 2 songs to sell records simple, kanye dont need this song to sell records he sells just by doing hip hop, so why he doing this? kanye meant to be original but this is just shit, totally agree Bol and people who are disagreeing are big kanye fans simple, this wont do what lolipop and whatever you like did. step it up kanye on that i aint buying your record like i have done past 3.

  • 6MillionDollarMan

    She already has a song

    She couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter “Alexis”

  • Smashone a.k.a The God

    I don’t know what the fuck ya’ll are talking about that song is the shit right now……can’t keep pigeon holing someone in the same box all the time….yeah it’s different and that’s the main word…it’s DIFFERENT….but it’s some real shit….jay talked about B on bonnie and clyde and Lost Ones……do you do that same shit you did when you was 8 that you do at 28?….Nah….fall back…every song can’t have payne or wayne on it….broaden them horizons……YEAH

  • http://wheresthegaming.org AJB4

    To me I like the track. but some of the crap on his last cd wasn’t all that good. but yall said it was cause yall hate 50. I bet u if they go at it again 50 will win this time.

  • http://www.xlmag.com ksleep

    in the words of dave chappelle, kanye is “FUCKIN UP!!”

    that song he did at the vma’s was trash. and he prolly dropped ol girl for a white bitch too, id bet money on that.

  • bettadenkobe

    I kinda agree that the new song doesn’t fit my preference, but with enough radio play, Kanye is gonna take that song to the top, and make millions of dollars…

    And he’ll still beat 50 cent in album sales, best believe>>

  • d-wi

    all of kanye’s songs suck balls. and he was tryin to charge $75 dollars to hear his dumb a** speak in madison….ha ha yea right kanye

  • mrvizcarrondo

    The ONLY thing gay is be gay. What a dude wear or how he expresses himself is all on him.