See, this is why we can’t have shit

A few weeks ago, I did a post on my own site, about how my little brother and I were having some chicken wings in the U. City Loop, and there was some sort of disturbance.

It was hard to tell what exactly was going on, but all of a sudden there was this big crowd of young, maybe high school-age n-bombs, and there was a lot of noise, as if they had been arguing. Then a couple of cop cars showed up and the crowd disbursed. One guy, who obviously had some weed in his pocket, took off walking really fast, while everyone else just kinda gradually drifted back to wherever the fuck they came from.

At least for the time being.

As I wrote back then, this was clearly a sign. I knew it was only gonna be a matter of time before there was some sort of violent incident, and then they were gonna have to pass some kind of law to keep young n-bombs from congregating in the Loop. Just like they had to do out at the Galleria a couple of years ago.

Of course, fruits like thoreaully77 had to respond that I’m a racist, and how did I know that these kids were gonna commit some sort of a crime just because they were walking around in huge packs, bogarting the sidewalk, and making a shedload of noise? Maybe that’s just what’s hot in the street these days.

Well, as it turns out, I was right, and that fruit thoureally77 was wrong.

Last night, my boy Dave and his Asian hetero lifemate Twan or whatever his name is (seriously, neither one of these dudes is teh ghey) were having a joint birthday party at Blueberry Hill. I was gonna go, but I was still feeling the lingering effects of the PCP I took this weekend.

(By the way, does anyone know of a good place to buy an AK-47? I swear mofos keep following me when I’m in the mall, and clearly something’s gonna have to be done.)

When I rolled off the couch at the ass crack of noon today, I saw my little brother sitting there looking up something on my computer.

I was like, “Dude, how was the party?”

He responded that it was the shit, which I suspected it might have been (I believe Dave is some sort of manager down there, and there might have been some sort of hook-up on the food and alcohol), but that there was a shooting in the Loop right when he was getting down there, and that kinda put a damper on things.

Damn.

As long as I’ve been going down to the loop, i.e. since forever, I’ve never heard of anyone getting shot down there. (Two blocks away, sure, but that’s a completely different area.)

And to think, I was considering heading down there. I could have been struck and killed by a stray bullet. Imagine what a blow that would have been to hip-hop journalism. (Though I notice Billy X Sunday has been stepping his game up lately. I, for one, happened to enjoy that AIDS post. Nullus.)

It’s obvious to me what happened: They let too many n-bombs come down to the loop, and this was the result.

Only thing is, I don’t have any for real confirmation on the cause of the shooting, or the identities of either the victim or the suspect.

I consulted Google, and I turned up what looks like a video from the local evening news. It said the victim was one of a group of five who was walking around in the Loop. They got into some sort of confrontation with the suspect, who was by himself, and the suspect licked off a shot. He escaped on foot and remains at large.

They didn’t mention the race of either the victim or the suspect, I guess because they felt this story didn’t necessarily have anything to do with race. A lot of times, you can tell just by the names of the people involved (no racist hiring practices), but they might not be revealed in this case, since they might be kids.

Don’t be surprised though if you hear about some suspicious new laws being passed down in the Loop. It’s an outdoor area, so it’d probably be pretty difficult to bar young n-bombs from entering. But I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of sagging pants law put into effect, or something along those lines.

And I won’t be surprised when mofos try to claim that it’s racist, or that I’m racist for supporting it. Meanwhile, I’m the one who’s the real victim in this. Now I’m gonna have to sweat whether my pants are on right when I’m down there trying to cop a burrito. You guys know I struggle to find pants that fit right.

  • Pierzy

    You should probably move to Newark…

  • Bang

    Hallelujah Hollaback

  • Bang

    You could get killed eating a burrito what type of world is this

  • yaboy

    thoreaully pipe down

    • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

      yaboy- i just did pipe down. your mom.

      ZING!

  • What the ffuck

    What the fuck does this have to do with hip hop? Nobody gives a shit what you do in your free time. this sounds like a wack ass myspace personal blog post.

    Are you going to tell us about the new girl down the street next?

    Fuck outta here.

    • http://www.going.com/larrybrite Lancelot

      People Preform MUSIC in CLUBz genius –

      People Go 2 Clubz 2 See This Music too (just in case i lost ya)

      No One Wants To Go See An Event & catch a Katt Williams

      As a side note, SFPD is trying to ticket loitering in front of clubs out herrrrr due to disturbencessesesss – basicly it’s just to fuct with drunk people out side if cops have nothing else to do – Gavin Newsome introduced it almost a year ago as a new way to make more money 4 the city “Pop, Pop – Owch”

  • Scores-Man

    The same thing happens down here in Miami. My fellow spics seem to ruin everything. They are mirroring the bleks. How am I supposed to watch The Dark Knight with my main squeeze Conchita while Jose keeps yelling “oye”? Besides, Scores-Man is about having fun, muthafuckas’

    • BIGNAT

      WHEN I WENT TO GO SEE DARK KNIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS 2 MEXICANS CAME IN DRUNK AND LATE TO THE MOVIE. THEN ONE OF THEM STARTED TALKING ON HIS PHONE. I WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM TO TURN IT OFF BUT HE WAS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE LINGO. THEN THIS CHICK JUMPED UP OUT HER SEAT AND SPOKE TO HIM IN HIS LINGO MORE LIKE YELLED. SHE CLOSED HIS PHONE AND HIM AND HIS DRUNKEN BUDDY LEFT.

      • Penelope Rodriguez

        LMAO @ Scores-Man’s comment

      • Tony Grand$

        Outchere in South Central LA, its so dangerous @ some spots that the po’s couldn’t even begin imposing loitering sanctions on individual establishments. I’m not going to necessarily support such a drastic action, but its already obvious that something has to be done in order to counteract the violent times thrown upon us who are just “tryin ta live”. I’m all for rights and freedoms and what-have-you’s, but when did it become a bunch of young, rowdy niggas jobs to keep me indoors, or to keep my son from enjoying a park that my muthafuckin tax dollars paid for? Its to the point where the average, takin care of biz ass cat can’t relax @ a local spot without fear of anonymous warfare.
        I can’t begin to speculate about who, but I agree somebody gotta do something. @ the present rate of momentum, we’re lookin at maaaad curfews all across Amerikkka, or living life like this was the wild west (and not that cheesy ass will smitty flic). That scenario makes no sense to me. In order to go grab a bag of Funyuns for my lil man, I gotta strap up, vest and all? GTFOH! And if I don’t, am I the next stat @ 11 on 11? Its a sad state of affairs, super-Catch 22 if you will. Wrong place, wrong time my left nut nigga, show me the right place, right time and ill be there. And fuck playin the blame game. I blame whoever has a decent solution, and refuses to implament it, bcuz of financial ramifications. Negro please. That’s who I’m pointing the finger @. The middle one.

  • ri067953

    Yo, I feel your pain on the pants thing. Why is that N-bombs have no problem living up to a stereotype but once it’s put in the limelight, they call others racist?

  • ri067953

    Yo, Scores man shouldn’t you be calling your self Ricki-man. Ricki-man is all about having fun, meeting guys, meeting girls and hanging out with strippers

    • Pierzy

      Scores Man got a tattoo!

    • EReal

      Meeting Guys? You fuckin fag.

      • Pierzy

        It’s a sound clip from The Howard Stern Show. Douche.

  • DA TRUTH

    At least when the river front as popping they could shot you then throw you in the water and the party could keep going.

  • kelito-vision

    By the way, does anyone know of a good place to buy an AK-47? I swear mofos keep following me when I’m in the mall, and clearly something’s gonna have to be done. – classic

    is this something new to you? as an N-bomb myself, i gotta agree with u…for some reason we can’t go nowhere without fighting or causing a scene – that’s our nature….pretty fucked up when u think about it

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    “Only thing is, I don’t have any for real confirmation on the cause of the shooting, or the identities of either the victim or the suspect.”

    - looks like i am still correct, fruit-boots. i will gladly apologize when/if the identities are revealed if you are correct.

  • Yaw

    Leave Pimp C alone lol

  • giantstepp

    Not sure of what happened in your neck of the woods Bol, but sadly I wouldnt be surprised if your prediction actually came true. Young n-bombs fuck shit up most of the time. Sad but true. Imma a hood cat, never lived outside of it and have no shame in that so I see the young cats in action on the daily. They on another level. Damn! I’ve already came up and aint tryna earn any stripes and I aint got nothing but luv 4 my people, but we gotta do better.

  • Maddolies

    RIP Pimp C

  • The Fedz

    Yes the youngins are hanging in the loop. But thats cfause they’ve been booted from Northwest Plaza, what are they suppose to do. You know The Galleria shut shit down the minute The Plaza kicked them out. You cant expect them to hang out on the corner of Natural bridge and kingshighway all day.

  • The Fedz

    BTW I can get you a chopper but you’ll have to find your own fur coat to hide it under.

    • MOI

      bol, this message from the fedz sounds like a set up. don’t T.I. yourself.

      • Tony Grand$

        ^^”don’t T.I. Yourself.” Lmao!

  • RW

    This post is awarded bonus points for the Pimp C reference.

  • EReal

    Get off Pimp C’s rotting dick Bol.

  • that nigga

    Last night, my boy Dave and his Asian hetero lifemate Twan or whatever his name is (seriously, neither one of these dudes is teh ghey) were having a joint birthday party at Blueberry Hill. I was gonna go, but I was still feeling the lingering effects of the PCP I took this weekend.

    (By the way, does anyone know of a good place to buy an AK-47? I swear mofos keep following me when I’m in the mall, and clearly something’s gonna have to be done.)
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    I swear I was In tears after the first couple of paragraphs. This nigga Bol I a fucnny motherfucker, I swear. HA!