It’s so cold in the D

Note to self: Don’t go into any ghetto clubs in Detroit wearing any ridonkulously gaudy jewelry. I could fuck around and get beaten and robbed by Trick Trick’s little brother, like Yung Berg did.

I should note, for legal purposes, that I don’t know for a fact that Trick Trick’s little brother had anything to do with this. That’s just a rumor I heard. And I know some of the blogs I’ve seen reporting on this shit have been tiptoeing around the fact that Trick himself had anything to do with this. So… um, yeah.

For example, I found it odd that the report on the incident over at Necole Bitchie made it a point to include a bit about how, though the club where this took place is owned by Trick Trick, Trick himself wasn’t involved in the beatdown or the robbery, and he actually tried to break it up.

Likely story.

Later, i.e. like a couple of hours ago, the same site posted a picture of someone identified as Trick Trick’s brother posing with Yung Berg’s chain. But then they went back right away and blurred the guy’s face out. Hmm…

I wonder if this was all an attempt to preempt a cease and decist (which just wouldn’t be in the spirit of blogging, I don’t think), or if mofos really are afraid that Trick Trick is gonna hunt them down and beat the crap out of them.

If it’s the latter, I suppose there’s good reason, just based on this guy’s legend in the hip-hop community. Trick Trick is rumored to have beaten the crap out of Trick Daddy and Styles P, and I know Eminem once felt compelled to do a song with him, despite the fact that he’s a fucking no-talent.

Or who knows, maybe Eminem just likes the guy. He is, after all, the guy who brought us D12.

Anyhoo, I was reading up on this shit just now, and I was wondering: How in the fuck did Yung Berg make the mistake of going into a club owned by the legendary Trick Trick wearing that dumbass Transformers chain?

That’s like walking into a teh ghey bar in a t-shirt with a picture of a gerbil on it. You’re just asking for something bad to happen to you. (No homo.)

What they’re saying is that he was in town to perform at one of these radio station Summer Jams, and that he figured he’d better stop off at a club and pregame a bit before he showed.

Which I guess sounds reasonable enough. Lord knows I’ve done my share of pregaming before concerts, and it’s not like I get paid to show up. But why Trick Trick’s club, of all places? I can’t imagine very many smokin’ hot white or light skinted black chicks hang out there. And you know how Yung Berg gets down.

Could it be that Yung Berg got set up? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Normally, that might be the last we ever heard about this. The rumor would spread that Trick Trick and his little brother (Lil’ Trick?) beat and robbed Yung Berg, and the legend of Trick Trick would spread that much further. Of course, Yung Berg wouldn’t bother consulting the police.

In this case though, since not every blog got the memo to blur his face out (I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t even know how), the guy in that picture might have done the police’s work for them. As I was mentioning in my post on this mess earlier today, I bet every cop in the D knows this guy just from his photograph.

It’ll be interesting to see if they actually bother to pursue this matter, and, if they do, whether or not Berg goes and gets his chain back. Which might not be the best PR move for Yung Berg, but based on first week sales for Look What You Made Me, it might not be a bad idea.

  • http://dronkmunk.com dronkmunk

    How the FIRST do we sposed to keep peeeaaace…

    • yo

      BERGGY TOOK AN L IN THE D….NIGGA GOT SMACKED THE FUCK UP BERG IS THE DEFINITION OF A BITCH ASS NIGGA ALWAYS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH

      • Allstar

        i dont know why all these lil pop rappers stay thinkin dey good in da hood

  • Bang

    Hows the fuck we supposed to be free?

    • Duro

      LMAO i saw that video im pretty sure thats what Bol was getting at when he named this blog

  • Bang

    yeah and all that good stuff

  • Bang

    seriously I dont know the lyrics to the song because the song because I dont think anybody is supposed to

  • chad bro chill

    i deffinately love yung berg hes got mad talent and he’s actually intelligent lets all be serious for a second who doesnt wanna throw their bitch in the pool and see if she comes out hotter i kno thats a huge concern for me

  • texasleen

    that chain was fake anyway if it were real it would of transformed to a bird or something and got away…stop buying fake shit

    • Justice4all

      ccccwwwhat?

    • DETROIT

      cosign….”if that shit was real, it woulda cost 2 mil” – styles p

      and whose the dumbass that took a pic with the damn evidence? NIGGAS!

    • http://xxlmag.com T.A.M

      LOL!

    • Pierzy

      “that chain was fake anyway if it were real it would of transformed to a bird or something and got away…stop buying fake shit”

      Hahaha!

    • Tony Grand$

      ^^^TEXASLEEN got me lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bling D

      LOL!!!! That was the funniest shit I’ve heard today!

  • Sdubb-google-me

    If it wasn’t for you bloggers I wouldn’t even come on here. You and Ron Mex turned the heat up around this bitch.

    I suppose there’s good reason, just based on this guy’s legend in the hip-hop community. Trick Trick is rumored to have beaten the crap out of Trick Daddy and Styles P.

    I didn’t know he banged Styles out, not my
    nigga. No Guns? Hey atleast it was a fight niggas die for less.

    Yung Berg is a clown, and you know damn well he pressing charges or buying it back either it’s a lose lose.

    Good post BOL; Classic Line
    That’s like walking into a teh ghey bar in a t-shirt with a picture of a gerbil on it. You’re just asking for something bad to happen to you. (No homo.)

  • http://eye95.tv beeyo

    “That’s like walking into a teh ghey bar in a t-shirt with a picture of a gerbil on it. ”

    WHHHHHATTTTTTTTTT

    Fucking Quote of the Year. (clapclapclap)

    • Pierzy

      Co-Sign with that being the quote of the year. Excellent.

  • http://xxl ohioblaacksox614

    yung berg a lame. thats what happens 2 lames. they get they shit took. these lames be wearing all this jewlery and its wolves all over da country waiting on u 2 do a show in they city. he better hire some muscle b4 his life get took.

    • ko

      ok internet tough guy…net bangin to the fullest

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    that’s why i fucks with you, bol.

    this drop pretty much outlined my entire thought process after hearing of the altercation from whence berg’s chain mysteriously disappeared.

    why the fuck would homie pass that picture around without blurring the face?

    he’s clearly a dark butt and NOT lil christian. that should have been enough to show the world berg got tookeded.

  • Vicious Seiger

    An Autobot Chain Piece? Autobot? Autobot! Maybe I should also rock a Thundercats Chain and hope I don’t get laughed out of every single place I walked in. You can find the biggest nerd out there and even he wouldn’t comtemplate wearing that in public? You mean to tell me no one in his crew felt compelled to say ” Yo, Berg that shit ain’t you how about a Cowboys Star instead? “. Ain’t this kid from the Chi why not a Bulls or Bears Chain [not that I would waste the money on any of this god awful jewelry.] Then to take this to the Twilight Zone someone had the epiphany to steal this and think this would be something to brag about? I would rag somebody until the day they die for rocking or having rocked this. Does he have some Silk Grown Ass Man Sized Transformers underoos Too? I guess Transformers brings out the kid [or bitch] in all of us.

    • BGZ

      Berg DOES actually have (had?) a Bulls chain, I remember a few years back when he got got for his YB chain in the Chi, muthafuckers put the picture of it online claimin it was Young Buck’s.
      Berg never had any clout anyways, and everybody can get caught slippin like Omar by Kenard.
      All this is is stupidity and crab mentality.
      As for Trick Trick (who supposedly sold that shit to Bow Wow), good luck surviving being a rapper in Detroit.

      • iLL G

        u dumb nigga he BEEN surviving in the D. The D breeds em through man u wouldnt last a second u fuckin softee

  • http://www.myspace.com/trinibwoy718 TriniBwoy

    ITS SO COLD IN THE D! LMBAOOO! I KNOW YALL SAW DAT YOUTUBE VIDEO! FRIKKIN HILARIOUS! And smh @ yung burg 4 rockin dat chain in da hood! come on now smh!

  • FORTY

    LOL, fuck young Herb man!!! That nigga need to get his lame ass whooped. Nigga be talkin mad shit like he Don and shit….I remember when he said when he see’s “Briscoe” I’m gone punch the nigga in his face!!! Like he untouchable and shit…..He showed his true colors on the blog XXL did on his ass right before this one……when he asked for the blunt on camera, puffed it and didn’t even inhale…..Ol perpatratin ass nigga……

  • Rae Tha Great

    GREAT!!! I’M GETTING READY TO RELEASE MY EP “LIGHTS OUT” JUST TRYING TO GET MY CITY SOME SHINE AND ATTENTION AND “MY PEOPLE” DECIDE TO PULL SOME SHIT LIKE THIS. THATS WHY SOMETIMES I SAY “I HATE DETROIT” CAUSE WE ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL EACH OTHER DOWN. IGNORANT A$$ MOFOS. MAN WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHERE IM FROM I’M JUST GOING TO SAY “YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW”. SOON AS A PERSON HEAR DETROIT THEY AUTOMATICALLY THINK ABOUT A BAD REP = KWAME KILPATRICK. NO PEACE TOADY!!!!!

    • DETROIT

      YOU’RE A FAG! what the fuck does trick trick and young berg have to do with your EP? and as far as gettin your city some shine, dawg you live in detroit….stevie wonder, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, etc….fuck rappers, we’re already shinin dickhead!

      • Rae Tha Great

        HOW THE FUCK AM I A FAG CAUSE I FUCKING KEPT IT REAL!!! DIANA ROSS, FRANKLIN, STEVIE, NO DISRESPECT BUT THAT WAS THEIR TIME I’M TALKING BOUT NOW STUPID. I FUCKS WITH THE CHI. LIGHTS OUTS COMING SOON U BASTARDS!!!! PEACE TODAY!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    Detroit What!!!

    Proof didn’t die in vain!
    Don’t come thru Waterworld on no bullshit, you better check with your road manager!

  • Smitty

    THAT NIGGA IS A FUCK BOY ANYWAY!!!!!

  • Feedback

    the faggot went to a ghetto ass club with his chain on, damn, you can get robbed anyway, you know the people in the D ain’t playin’, they need that money to eat, that faggot needs a tranformer chain, fuck that, happy it finally happened

  • ThundaMan

    FYI to all skinny frail rappers with big chains.

    There’s a recession in the streets.

    Just thought you should be aware.

  • geico lizard

    only a radio station in detroit would have a late ass summer jam once every school is back in,lmao. the whole summer jam was probably a setup to get young bergs gay chain. tyrese should think twice about that tattoo he just got of the exact same thing because he may be up for a future ass kicking too. eminem did that song with trick trick because he didnt want to get his ass kicked and d12′s ass kicked. plus he had to pay trick on top of that.

  • yaOK

    “teh ghey bar” wtf gay shit is that

  • Shawty J

    Man, I remember when I used to hate you blogs, Bol. Now you and Ron Mexico are the only reasons I come to this site.

  • Maddolies

    Haha Berg Stay Outa The Club. Stay At Home Its Past Ur Bedtime. Lil Nigga. I Hope Brisco Beats His Ass (No Homo) Next.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=24071 jaymc1988

    That’s like walking into a teh ghey bar in a t-shirt with a picture of a gerbil on it. You’re just asking for something bad to happen to you. (No homo.)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    lmao!! after a bad day come here n makes me laugh good look

  • everybody

    how do we posed to keep peace?

  • E-Fleezy

    i wanna know what supposively happened between him an Styles. i ain’t neva heard a Styles gettin beat by no rapper. somebody tell the story if u kno it

  • balaramesh

    ok, this dude is gully. he attacked two rappers in is city.

    let’s get real, do you think this cat would make it out of miami or yonkers?!? please. this dude got goons in detriot. let’s see how tough he is outside of detriot with numbers on his side. not saying he and his crew still not gangster but everyone is tough in their own neighborhood.

    besides, his rap career is nonexistant. dude is 36 years old and that is his claim to fame of jumping rappers at concerts that he “paid” to see.

  • Tony Grand$

    Wow! Yung Berg is catchin hella backlash. I know that nigga Rick Ross is sittin up on all his coke (a cola) and thinkin to himself, “finally they focusin on another clown rapper! Fuck the dumb, let me drop as many albums as I can before they remember my fat ass was even here!! And maybe I should lose this ugly ass chain with my face on it!” Hip hop is mos def the new WWE! Word to Hulk Hogan (and his daughter!).

  • yung storm

    word. i wanna hear about that rumored styles ass whooping because i aint never hear styles get his ass kicked by anyone. yung berg just got caught out there. niggas gotta pick when and where to floss . dont run up in no hood club with bling if your ass dont know how to fight. shit atleast carry a gun or boxcutter on you if your crew too pussy .

  • REAL TALK 08

    1st SB gott attacked on his bus,now…YB got robbed fo his shyt…LOL..i guess now YB can kiss a DARK AZZ now…..hatin’ azz wack rappers get theirs in THE END!….

  • Tony Grand$

    Fa real, who is the guy who decides “I’m gonna be famous for not being famous”? Is it that kid who was just way too gangsta to make friends in school and intimidated ppl into hangin with him (“yo, gimme a bite of ya sandwich, man! I know I got one, but I wanna taste urs!) Or is it that dude who couldn’t rap for shit, no matter how hard he tried, so he decided to throw as many monkeywrenches in folks careers as he could (“naw, he sound okay, but yo, he fucks with my cuzzin and them niggas gay! I swear fo’ Gawd!”)? Or is it that motherfucker who knows for a fact that he won’t make it, never ever ever ever, so he focuses on the destruction of those with actual talent (“Fuck that nigga, dogg! Yeah he can rap, but can he whup my ass?”)? The Madd Rapper is out there friends, so beware! And he lives everywhere, faceless like the Gooch, waitin to take ya shine, kill ur career, or just dirty mack you while ur takin a piss in the alley. You’ve been warned!

  • iLL

    Now all we need is Brisco to find the dummy who took the picture, buy the chain from him and taunt Yung Herb with some pictures of his own. Classic fuckery.

  • Real

    Yeah Trick Trick did whip Trick Daddy ass awhile back. It was well documented, it was on a DVD awhile back I can’t remember the name of it though. On the same DVD they was interviewing Trick Trick and they said Styles and them was at a club in the D. I guess Styles had some dead weight dirtbags with em lookin 2 start some trouble or whatever… And Trick said cats in the club start sizing Styles and his ppl up so those cats was outnumbered and they had a brawl so Styles them got jumped but I guess they still brawled out with them cats. Trick went on 2 say that it wasn’t Sheek & Jada. He said Jada a hustler and he respect him and he was a real cat but Styles was disrespectful so he had to teach him some manners. I never heard Styles side of the story though but I never heard denying it or being asked about it…Look it up on Youtube Im sure its there…

  • Jhon da Analyst

    “Going to teh ghey bar in a t-shirt with a gerbil on it (No Homo)”………….classic shit Bol.

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW I NEVER HEARD STYLES VERSION OF THE EVENTS BUT THE STORY GOES(FROM TRICK TRICK’ MOUTH)THAT HE WAS WITH JADA AND STYLES EITHER COMING FROM A CLUB OR STUDIO AND HE JUST GOT THE VIBE THAT STYLES WAS DISSRESPECTFUL AND ACTING OVERLLY TOUGH, SO WORDS WERE EXCHANGED AND HE SAID HE PUNCHED STYLES IN THE MOUTH THATS PRETTY MUCH IT I THINK IT WAS ON one of those beef dvd’s he said he’s cool with jada but he just dont like styles thats all I know seem strange that jada would just stand their but thats the story!

  • FORTY

    “Trick Trick’s relationship with the media has not always been smooth. Recent reports of a beef with D-Block have been doing the rounds, so The Situation gave Trick his chance to put things straight. “No I don’t have beef with D-Block. I had some misunderstandings with Styles P and some members of his entourage. It got out of hand and he disrespected the city of Detroit and Detroit is a city of low tolerance.” He continued: “Styles P shouted out ‘f*** y’all Detroit, D-Block and his b****’ so Detroit decided to whoop his ass. DB and me were trying to calm the situation down but it came out that me and him had a beef or a problem. I don’t have a problem with that man unless he has a problem with me. I don’t want to go to war with nobody,” he sustained, “but if I am going to war, I’m taking them to war. I ain’t playing no rap albums back and forth.”

    “It has also been alleged that Miami’s Trick Daddy had problems with Trick Trick a couple of years back because of the similarity in their names. A couple of months later, there was a public beat down of Trick Daddy in Detroit. How did the feud develop and did Trick Trick play a part in that beat down? “When I was in Miami, Trick Daddy had his guys try to rob me and take my jewellery, but they were so slow, their robbery tactics suck. I rap for my city and my city raps for me. He disrespected a person from Detroit and when you do that you don’t just have to worry about that person, you have to worry about the whole city.” So what’s the situation like now between the Tricks? “As far as I’m concerned, it’s over. My people did what they did and he don’t want to go no further. This is not a game, this ain’t about rap. It’s the fact that an entertainer as a person had to do some slick sh*t. He got his ass whooped as a person, not as a rap artist. People have to deal with the consequences of the things they do.”

  • ONE

    THATS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU TRY TO STUMP WITH THE BIG DOGS AND YOUR A BITCH

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Remember, Suge Knight got knocked the fuck out!!!!

  • Tony Grand$

    Suge got floored on the cold concrete by a haidresser. The funniest video I’ve seen all year, easily! Then some TMZ nigga asked him about it a while later, and due got hotta than fish grease. Time to trade that red in for pink. Deebo has left the building!!

  • DETROIT

    on the real tho…trick trick is a booty music legend. in the early 90′s he was a part of the “Goon Squad”. Them niggas had the clubs on lock. i’m sure you can youtube some of their classics like “everywhere we go we deep” and “shake that make that booty bounce”. That shit was fire back in the day!

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Somebody needs to post an mp3 link for “It’s So Cold in the D.” I need that in my life. If I could, I’d have the video burned into my retina so I could watch it all day and night. It might be the best wack shit ever.

  • Prince Ceasar

    Yung Bitch got yapped for his chain, WOW, what a surprise! Fake gangsta niggas always finish last.

  • FORTY

    LOL, fuck young Herb man!!! That nigga need to get his lame ass whooped. Nigga be talkin mad shit like he Don and shit….I remember when he said when he see’s “Briscoe” I’m gone punch the nigga in his face!!! Like he untouchable and shit…..He showed his true colors on the blog XXL did on his ass right before this one……when he asked for the blunt on camera, puffed it and didn’t even inhale…..Ol perpatratin ass nigga……

    I’M glad that nigga got his ass beat!! Nigga fakin trying to be something he aint…

  • Yayza

    That really pisses me off that Yung fuckin Berg of all people had a Transformers chain. Someone like Lupe Fiasco or Just Blaze, I could understand them having something like that, because that’s the type of shit they are into. But Yung Berg prolly just saw the new movie and jumped on the bandwagon. Granted, son is the appropriate age to be a Transformers fan, but I just kinda doubt his ass got up early on Saturday mornings to watch that shit back in the 80s/early 90s.

  • MED

    THATS WHATS UP..BIG SHOUTOUT TO TRICK TRICK AND dem REAL DUDES OUT THE D…

    Thats hip hop homie..the missing element if you will.. If you aint a real emcee or a real gangster you got no bizzness in the game.
    STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN..
    Before HIP HOP became commercial RAP and the majority of people buying the music switched up. It was nothing for wack emcees to get bottles thrown at them beat down,booed of stage etc. It came with the territory.

    But now sense you clowns @ XXL and the rest of mass media COOPERATION / COMMUNISTS outlets are the only ones eating because they support what the big label tells them 2.

    Shit is suppose to be sweet ?

    Im sick of pranksters like lil.jewberg and the rest of these TRL repetitive radio clowns.
    They get in the game talk all this ras..
    having no track record of a grind or any indy movement.
    This clown Jew Berg signed to KOCH and all of sudden he is a credible rapper or some sort of gangster…coming out with “pop rap” BULLSHIT,,
    Dudes put in work 4 decades and get no shine..
    SHOUT OUT TO TRAE FOR SMASHING ON A ANOTHER BIG MOUTH PRANKSTER MIKE JONES..

    • iLL G

      i feel u on that…i’d be heated if i’ve been rappin for a min and sum little punk come thru with sum simple beat and simple lyrics…and the D is no joke either u gotta be tuff if u from that muthafucka. anyone ever hear of esham? nigga BEEN rappin!! still underground