NEGRO PLEASE: Yung Berg’s Fight Club

[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice.]

Yung Berg is gonna be a Negro [Please] League All-Star this season. I can tell.

A little background on The Dumbest Beef Story Ever Told:

As usual, Yung Berg got 227 stoop-reckless in an interview. Berg basically insinuated that his full-length debut was being pushed back like Flo-Rida’s hairline. While Flo-Rida’s hairline is indeed a tad Fishburne, Mr. Low’s celly, Brisco decided he should run to his fellow Poe Boy‘s defense. Greasy talk has been tossed back and forth between both parties since.

Matters finally escalate to second grade lunchtable as Yung Berg has apparently snapped.

All of this could have been avoided if someone from the Poe Boy camp just said “Yung Berg’s album got pushed back because as of today the tracklist consists of ‘Sexy Can I’ 12 times in a row and yet another remix of ‘Sexy Lady.’

Berg totally let a room full of radio stoochie put the battery in his back to talk grime! I watched through my hands as the fetal pitbull decided on the spot that he should let the world know he’s going to beat the shit out of Brisco’s kneecaps and ankles whenever the two next meet. (Nev-uary 31st)

I’ve seen more than my share of niggas get knocked the fuck out trying to impress some sexy ladies… It was nice to know you…

[Blogger’s Note: What’s with the sex tape filter and no sex tape? Is Shaq back on his “highly-inappropriate camera work” game?]

And this is not to say that Brisco is sooooo hardbody that one shouldn’t defend himself. Never that. Quite the contrary, actually. This is to shrug my shoulders and say–“Eh.” I’m not so sure Berg would have beaten Bow Wow had their little bitch fit ever come to windmill slaps. Thus, I can’t endorse Yung Berg as a participant in some good old-fashioned streetcorner fisticuffs with any grown man.

If rappers were going in on each other like that with the knuckle-up, I could imagine Berg would be among the most knockedoutofness niggas in the game.

Don’t ever play with matches.

Negro, please.

No rap beef can actually be this fucking stupid. Berg’s a boss, remember? He’s just playing coy with the media and keeping heat off of the real matter.

Yung Berg and Brisco actually lead separate factions of irrelevant rapsters in a highly-exclusive secret underground fight club. I just got an invitation on Myspace to what appears to be the proverbial shit finally hiting the fan in Houston. On August 8th, under the Ozone Awards, Berg and Brisco are gonna tape ‘em up and go at it while the likes of Hurricane Chris, Boosie, Lil’ Scrappy and various other slutmonkeys watch.

No nullus. Sponsored by Taco Bell.

You know how it is. Fight Club makes reminds guys like Berg and Brisco that they’re alive.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Want in on Berg vs. Brisco vs. Pint o’ Lean main event action? ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: Berg’s also a bitch for believing a nigga’s not relevant until he makes it to fuckin 106 & Park when Terrance J is on that shit every night.

Nigga, please.

  • http://www.going.com/chunkymonkey Lancelot

    South Park: “Ummmmmm . . . . . i’m not touching that with a 50 ft. poll.”

    • Deez Nutz

      RIP…Carl “Jackoff” Cherry Pepsi Riley

  • geico lizard

    you forgot to mention brisco hit jackie o in LA so i guess he was practicing up for beating on a woman like yung berg.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      awww… brisco smackin the ladies up?

      i gotta read up on that one. anybody care to fill a nigga in? no nullus.

  • chad bro chill

    u cant take people like yung berg seroius they clearly still havent forgiven soceity for stealing his lunch money all those years

  • http://www.myspace.com/lyrik07 L-Y, NawfWestSide

    “Amongst the most knockedoutofness niggas in the game.”

    Daaammmnnnn, funny/honest shit mynig. I jes’ seen shawty let those chickenheadz gas him all the way up, sad, sad.

    This kat iz actually one of the better bloggerz i’ve come across on the slew of hip-hop sitez. I hate 2 hate, but ya’LL need to fire Bol, i think duke be hittin’ that shit that had Chris Tucker in the pidgeon coop on Friday, his opinions are pure cah-cah.

    • Deez Nutz

      Riley Freeman: [watching Thugnificent's arrival in the neighborhood] Man, I wanna go over there, but I don’t wanna dick-ride, you know. Would that be dick-riding, you think? To go over there?… Alright, what if I just go over there and give him a pounding, and be like, ‘What up, Thugnificent,’ like not really on his sack or nothin’. Yeah.

  • Deez Nutz

    LOL@lead separate factions of irrelevant rapsters in a highly-exclusive secret underground fight club…

    (Tupac & Biggie turning over in graves at these “alleged” rap beefs over hairlines)

  • $ykotic

    I wonder if Berg knew that them chicks were laughing AT him, not with him!

    Berg’s look now is worst than Terrance J’s nightly wardrobe malfunction.

    “Yung Berg is gonna be a Negro [Please] League All-Star this season. I can tell.”

    U killed him dun! U know ure next on his 3pm fight club list! LOL

    MEXICO!!!

  • Queens Boy

    once again ron you’ve done it again!!! another on-point hilarious post brisco is gonna fuck yung berg up!
    lmao@ “Yung Berg is gonna be a Negro [Please] League All-Star this season. I can tell.” cot damn!

  • diggsy

    the more the girls at the radio laughed, the more shit he talked. yung terd gonna get that head whipped on! i don’t even really know any of his shit, but my money’s on brisco.

  • 239allday

    Damn, you went in on both them niggas, but if I have to put money on it I’m a go with one of my fellow Florida niggas(we the most gutter niggas on earth). And how is being on one 106 & park or TRL relavance in the game. I don’t know who the hell is voting on them countdowns.

    Plus it’s funny how one of the tags is Terrance J.

  • geico lizard

    jackie o was on the set of lil waynes video and brisco walked up and picked an argument with her and then smacked her with a handful of money and she fell. i guess he was riding for his poe boy homies but her interview made it sound like she used to take care of him like lil kim did for lil cease and now he is ungrateful. the audio link of her interview with that dj in miami is up online if you want to hear it ron

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      wowsers.

      smacked her with a handful of money and made her fall? damn. that’s rebellion and a half.

      i’ll investigate that leg of the jackassery further. thanks!

      i’d love to hear what someone has to say about gettin bitchslapped with a knot.

      • iLL

        Correction. He didnt slap her with any money, He threatened to slap the shit out of her and was calling her bitches and hoes etc etc.(not defending him, but thats how rumors get started).

  • Big Willie

    YO..all them niggas SOFT…Like bow wow gonna actually do somethin…PLease. Berg too.. Im gonna link up with the UFC…Put these little niggas on a fight card, let em run at eachother… and we all get paid. DETROIT ALL DAY.NIGGAS KNOW THIS

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      sounds like a plan

  • Braile

    …Yeah shouts out to Big Willie (II) NO HOMO
    Detroit in the building. That nigga said bitch fit and windmill slaps…lmao…most knockedoutofness…lmao

    this shit was entertaining yeah I think Brisco gonna beat the shit out of Berg as

  • http://clapcowards.wordpress.com Zilla Rocca

    Who

    Gives

    A

    Shit?

  • Penelope Rodriguez

    Who the fuck is Brisco?

    I don’t know that nigga.

    This rap beef shit is getting extremely corny.

    It needs to stop now.

  • EReal

    The funniest thing is that Flo never even said anything about it. Brisco must be dickridin hard to “captain-save-a-onehitringtonewonder” this dude.

    Forreal I hope Brisco’s teh ghey isnt catching.

  • Apollo Moses

    Hellava post Mike Vick… Young Berg is looking like the Negro Please M.V.P., bossip has an even crazier comment from this clown talking about he being a racist and having no love for “dark butts.” <his words no lie. It’s one thing to have no streets songs to get credit for, but call yourself a boss? SMDH. And who the hell is Brisco? Name one track I can find him on. The M.C. Gusto shid has got stop. Everybody is now coming from under a rock calling themselves a Boss and claiming to have more coke than cola. Every school boy knows that the one with all the mouth, doesn’t have the hands to back it up. If Aug 8th is the date, I feel for him like Chaka Kahn.{nullus} Florida is going to be too deep and he’s going to smell somebody cologne….Chuuch!!!

  • Vicious Seiger

    Is it me or are there more catz interested in defending their Boy’s Honor rather than they girl. I’m sorry I must be F’d up or something but if somebody disses my main man – I believe that his business. What the hell do I look like stepping to someone saying “Hey, you better keep my man’s name out your mouth or else he’ll have me f%@k you up!”. I would like I’m that nigga’s bitch. I’ve seen catz in my hood have they girl get straight disrespected and they stand there like Raymond from Rain Man yet the minute they diss they main man they straight go Goldberg – spit flying, holdin’ back tears and shit as they start getting real sensitive. If Flo-Rida ain’t offended why the hell is this cat? Reminding me of Martin in “You So Crazy” when his boy was sounding mad suspect. Flo you better watch him if you get in the pool, he might start staring at you too hard. Now, as for Yung Berg his album keeps getting pushed back because as LL said about Canibus 99% of his fans don’t exist. The Sexy Lady EP was just like alot of albums are now – apple pie with out the crust – all filler. Two unimportant niggas hoping to get a buzz started. Thanks 50 for giving all these niggas your self help book – ” No Skills, No Beats, No Problem – the guide to selling records without having any or very little skills”.

    • Penelope Rodriguez

      LMAO @ the Rain Man remark

      LMAO @ the Goldberg remark

      I like everything you said, and I notice it too. I look at dudes like that sideways

  • c b w

    This lil dude is looking for something to do now that his commercial with Naomi Campbell is off the air. I mean what is he going to do with a lifetime of SoBe drinks?

  • geico lizard

    hey Ron yung berg is ethering himself again over on bossip because he said he doesnt like dark skinned women. he called them “dark butts” or “black butts” then he said they have fake hair and eyelashes that fall off when they get out of the pool. he has no prayer of selling records if he loses black women by saying stupid sh*t like that.

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