NEGRO PLEASE: Terrence Apologizes To Rosci… Kinda

[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice]

Mario had best tread carefully. If he doesn’t have another hit record in him soon, he may as well make himself comfortable on that 106 & Park couch.

“Dear Rocsi,

You and I have been together for 2 years and in that time we have become family. But sometimes we foolishly take family for granted. And sometimes with family we take it too far. So let me say, my dearest Roczilla, I took it too far that Friday with my comment and I hope that you’ll forgive me. You are one of the most beautiful, talented and ambitions people I know. And even the idea that I may have hurt you with my teasing has made me sad. From the bottom of my heart I hope that I’ll never never never never hurt you again. It’s just not the same. A strong man needs a strong woman. So, Rocsi please continue to be my rock.

I’ve had to take some time off from the show now, but I hope to see you soon.

Love,
Terrence
Terrence J? via Mario, BET 106 & Park Live

Stop. Wait. Reverse the tape.

How the fuck is Terrence gonna apologize through Mario? Ain’t that about some bitch nigga shit? Not that I expected any better, but damn. Why doesn’t he just Sidekick Rocsi like every other time he wants to beat? In this particular instance, instead of forwarded ghetto prom pictures the message can contain a sweet, sincere nugget of love.

Why involve another party?

Terrence probably didn’t even write that shit. I could see that buffoon at home watching the episode like “Damn, Mario. Good looks, my nigga!” and getting right back to stirring the Kool-Aid pitcher. Kinda like Cyrano de Bourgie Black.

For discussion’s sake let’s say The Negro Channel forced him to he did actually write that letter. I bet he couldn’t have imagined Rocsi’s apparent reaction.

You could hear Rocsi’s womanhood sloshing against the shore when Mario gets to the “beautiful, talented & ambitious” part. She was open like whoa at that point. The entire audience was. There was a 16-and-under flash flood warning. BET was a few seconds away from being liable to run that severe weather warning across the bottom of the screen (like real networks do).

Rocsi couldn’t uncross her legs at any point for fear of revealing a Fergie spot.

The only thing that could have made this better would been Rocsi addressing the crazed Class of 2010 with the following:

“No, no. It’s cool. I love [Terrence]. That’s my brother y’all. It’s cool. I’mma roc with the nigga when he come back. That’s why they call me ‘Rocsi’ because I’ll still roc with a nigga.”

Wait for it… Wait for it…

“And I’ve got an announcement too… I’m 2 months pregnant!”

BET should suspend all other programming and just write shit like this. They’d have the top teen soap opera in the country easily. Fuck Baldwin Hills. Fuck College Hill. Fuck The Hillz. Fuck Hillman College, Grant Hill, Hill Harper, Augustus Hill, Sugar Hill Gang… anything with “Hill” in it. Just continue to go with the corny-ass host drama. It’s working out well for everyone involved.

If you’re wondering whether or not this new direction of programming is evil enough for BET, I ran the idea by a Harvard nigga. He loved it. Don’t worry. 106 & Park will be just as corrosive to the brains of our children as it’s always been.

We have multiple “Negro Please” awards to hand out today. Please hold your applause until all the names have been read.

Negro, please. Terrence J probably didn’t write that letter.

Negro, please. If Terrence wrote that letter he’s certainly smacked a few girlfriends up. (It’s always them little chicken scrap niggas that be smacking the ladies around.) That shit read like the abusive boyfriend letter from jail. Nigga gave the whole “You know when I get home I’mma be a different man” routine.

Okay. I guess I’m the only one whose moms got handed that one.

Negro, please. Mario, why are you getting in the middle of this foolery? Nevermind. I know why. But I’m sayin… I’m nobody’s carrier pigeon. I believe in grown mens and womens keeping lines of communication as open and direct as possible. Anything less is High School Musical.

Negro, please. Rocsi don’t take him back. He’s only going to hurt you again.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Eat the cake, Anna Mae. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Tha Ace

    ha you kill me, i didn’t see any of that though and i actually have a hard time believin that mario (the singer?) actually read that on air. Or you could have just did the whole piece hypothetically i dunno

    • iLL G

      click the link dumbshit. what do u think he puts the link there for? so u can click on it and watch it urself

    • Deez Nutz

      LOL @
      -Why doesn’t he just Sidekick Rocsi like every other time he wants to beat?
      -getting right back to stirring the Kool-Aid pitcher
      -That shit read like the abusive boyfriend letter from jail

      This shyt is the best thing that could of happened to there ratings…coonery begets coonery

      Always a pleasure Mr. Mexico (no homo)

      R.I.P. Bol, Crackpot and the rest of the raggedy azz bloggers on this site

  • 239allday

    Yo, after the show Mario prolly took credit for the letter and gave the bitch Rocsi a facial.

  • John Brown

    Whats funny is that you call Terrance a bitch nigga but towards the end it seems like your the bitch nigga saying “Rocsi don’t take him back. He’s only going to hurt you again.” LMAO sounds like a BITCH NIGGA to me. Rocsi probably has that head game going on for her cause her coochie must be loose from all those R&B’s & Rappers that have hit it and shit…

  • John Brown

    Whats funny is that you call Terrance a bitch nigga but towards the end it seems like your the bitch nigga saying “Rocsi don’t take him back. He’s only going to hurt you again.” LMAO sounds like a BITCH NIGGA to me. Rocsi probably has that head game going on for her cause her coochie must be loose from all those R&B’s & Rappers that have hit it and shit…

  • John Brown

    Whats funny is that you call Terrance a bitch nigga but towards the end it seems like your the bitch nigga saying “Rocsi don’t take him back. He’s only going to hurt you again.” LMAO sounds like a BITCH NIGGA to me. Rocsi probably has that head game going on for her cause her coochie must be loose from all those R&B’s & Rappers that have hit it and shit…

  • giantstepp

    other than the Kanye vs. 50 joint I havent watched 106 & park in years….

    106 & park has officially made me realize and accept my being “old Skool”. I relate to nothing they have to offer. When I need my Hiphop fix I hit the internets and start with some BDP, Special ED, PE, Lyte, NWA, RUN DMC, then I transition with Guru (jazzmatazz vol 1) Grand Puba, Bran Nubian, Poor righteous teachers, DJ Qwik, Ice Cube, Geto Boys. That old Philly sound takes me back to my college days, Cool C & Hilltop Hustlers, 3 times dope etc. After that comes the classic Illmatic, the Chronic (all of deathrow)…Pac is always in heavy rotation…the early bad boys i.e BIGGIE. Cant forget about Jay! After about 97, I got lost or left behind in Hiphop.

    Fuck 106 & park! If they cant get me some of the above, I have no need for’em.

    A, Ron Mex, my bad for going off topic, but fuck it! No disrespect to any new cats doing the damn thing, but I am officially STUCK in my era, THE OLD SKOOL and damn proud of it!!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      it’s all good, mane. let it out.

  • Bang

    Theyre both bitches

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

    FUCK A TERRENCE

    FUCK A ROSCI

    FUCK A 106 AND PARK

    FUCK A BET

    Hill Harper? NAH SONS.

  • BIGNAT

    she looked like she was about to cry at the break she ran backstage and most likely called him and said i am still mad at you and he was drunk yelling you know you love me though come home rosci my twin bed is empty without you hahahhaha

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      i think you see what i see when i envision terrence at home watching that shit on TV.

  • NAWLEDGE

    LMAO!! Good post Ron. One of the best I’ve ever read.

    WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED:

    Terrence done tapped that ass.

    She wishin it never happened.

    He tried to set up another date cause he catchin feelings.

    She says no.

    He goes off on her on air.

    She PMS’.

    She didnt show up for work the next day, so they got some fuckin nobodies in the game like Lil Mama to co host.

    He takes some vaction time, then sends some flowers and a bullshit letter for damn Mario to read it on air.

    She called him after the show.

    They fuckin in Terrences one bed/one bath apartment right now.

    Fuck Terrence Gay and Rocskeezer!! Bring back AJ & Free, dammit!! What happened to B.E.T’s sophistication???

    We went from Black.Entertainment.Televion to
    Baffornery.Every.Time!!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Benicio Del Thoro

    It looks like the honeymoon is over.

    I miss Ed and Doctor Dre…

  • Shawty J

    “Stop. Wait. Reverse the tape.

    How the fuck is Terrence gonna apologize through Mario? Ain’t that about some bitch nigga shit? Not that I expected any better, but damn. Why doesn’t he just Sidekick Rocsi like every other time he wants to beat?”

    “BET should suspend all other programming and just write shit like this. They’d have the top teen soap opera in the country easily. Fuck Baldwin Hills. Fuck College Hill. Fuck The Hillz. Fuck Hillman College, Grant Hill, Hill Harper, Augustus Hill, Sugar Hill Gang… anything with “Hill” in it. Just continue to go with the corny-ass host drama. It’s working out well for everyone involved.”

    See it’s stuff like that, that makes you my favorite XXL blogger. Hilarious, man.

    Back on topic: The more I read about Terrance and Rocsi it makes me happy that I only watch 10 minutes of BET per week, and damn sure isn’t 106 & Park, they don’t even show videos anymore, they’re on that TRL ish, but hey BET is garbage all they do is rip-off MTV (sadly MTV isn’t any better).

    • iLL G

      yea Ron Mex is one of my fav too

  • bennieblancoh

    Damn, I miss The Box… Video Soul… YO! MTV Raps… Donnie Simpson, Ed Lover, Dr. Dre… Ahh, those were the days…

    • nellz

      then watch mtv jams??
      corny rap videos all day

  • KF

    on point again man. Shit dude ur gna get me fired from my job if i keep laffin so loud reading this shit.

    Keep up the good work mr mex

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    “Negro, please. Rocsi don’t take him back. He’s only going to hurt you again.”

    Ron I hope thats just satire,sounds like you saving these hoes.