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NEGRO PLEASE: Prodigy Fingers Jay-Z & Cam’ron in “Snitchin’ For Dummies”

[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice.]

You know it’s the middle of the SDN pennant race when the ghetto’s finest news source randomly decides to drop a gem on em like this one.

It’s kind of like a blood diamond.

Currently-incarcerated mid-90s dun rap icon Prodigy sets up a camera and decides to start mouthing off about snitching–via Jay-Z.

My apologies in advance for the sidebar, but who sets up a camera for the sake of talking while driving? Prodigy can’t fool a Harlem nigga. We’ve seen too many of those devices on the windshields of Lincoln Town Cars .

This nigga Prodigy is talking into a cabbie cam! I bet he got the yellow sticker on that shit too.

NOTICE: YOU WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED! DON’T HOP/TRY TO ROB DRIVER!

Maybe P’s working for an upscale car service as he’s driving a Porsche. He probably cleans up during ghetto prom season.

I’m no famous rapster, but I know that a Porsche as a status symbol is best served as an object of stuntery. You break out the Porsche when you’re on your way to look good somewhere. It’s not supposed to be your only mode of transportation. That makes you the asshole.

You don’t drive the Porsche to the supermarket and to the drug store. That’s when niggas know you stuntin with your last breath.

Don’t end up picking up Pampers in a Porsche, people.

Stuart Scott: *with enthusiastic quasi-ghetto swag* That’s alliteration, holmes!

I do agree that snitches are being promoted like it’s the new hotness. Snitchin’ just beat Miley Cyrus in a Hot List poll. Strangely enough, P hasn’t figured out why snitches benefit over stand-up guys in the movie business.

Snitches are 400% more likely to include juicy details that violate hood code and stir controversy to generate promotional buzz. This shouldn’t be so much of a surprise to P.

Despite the ignorant and underhanded setup, Prodigy again looks the ass for failing to acknowledge that Jiggaman directly denounces Frank Lucas’ snitching on the American Gangster LP.

The oversight foils Prodigy’s attempt at playing the “snitching by association” card. We don’t believe him. He needs more people.

Prodigy also fails to realize that he totally went Cam’ron/60 Minutes himself when using his terrorist example.

“They askin you to snitch on these terrorist niggas that’s only trynna do they job.”

Just as it’s not “snitching” to inform the police of the serial killer that might murder one of your dustbunnies babies, it’s not snitching to tell the authorities when you see someone wiring dynamite in Times Square. (Though I’m repulsed by the racial profiling encouraged by many proponents of the “See A Brown Person, Tell Someone” initiative.)

Only a DN of some kind goes after Cam’ron after going–Cam’ron. [Blogger’s Note: Please respect my palindrome game.]

For one so concerned with snitch perception and “snitching by association” you’d think he’d have been more cautious about signing with a purported snitch and licking his balls on The Negro Channel.

He is dipping from SDN to DDN status. He might fall out of the Big Dance and into the NIT (Niggas In Transition).

This six-plus minutes of fuckery only fortifies my stance of never wanting a Prodigy tutorial on anything.

Jail Negro, please.

Prodigy stay losing. Sadly, making a video like this only exhibits the attention-seeking characteristics of a snitch filmmaker. A wise nigga would have buried this tape destroyed this mpeg.

Desperation is a stinky cologne. Stinkier than “Oh Boy.” It’s not a good look, dun.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Your shit attract millions like the moon attract the sea? ron@ronmexicocity.com

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