NEGRO PLEASE: Knuck If You [Young] Buck

[Editor's Note: "Blogger's Note" has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice.]

“As far as [Tony] Yayo talking about he wanna fight, I’ll do it… I’ll do it off of real nigga shit I swear on my child’s life. If they line this shit up, where me and that nigga can go in a ring, we can put that shit on VH1. We can make that shit real life. I’ll have Floyd Mayweather training me. I’ll knock that nigga’s fat, flabby, old non-rappin’ ass out.”Young Buck, UDub News

The Young Buck quote above is clearly not a serious challenge to fight anyone. It’s a full-on reality show pitch.

Buck has seen a couple episodes of that I Love Money and is starting to get ideas. He already sees himself as the next Flavor Flav. Yep, Buck’s got it all figured out. When he says we can make this shit “real life,” I’m pretty sure he means “Celebreality.”

Win or lose, after VH1 Celebreality Bumfight: G-Unit Reject Edition Buck will sign a deal to keep the franchise going. By September, when dude could have nothing to look forward to besides licking both his Yayo and lackluster sales-inflicted wounds, he’ll be set to star in Buck of Love… or Love for a Buck or some shit like that. At the end, he’ll pick Buckeey, and they’ll have another sex tape Buck-themed series.

This is all cornbread, and If Buck really wants to make it happen, he should holler. I’m not sure Young Buck’s credit is good enough to be putting anything on his children’s lives, though. That’s some pretty alarming shit. Someone should call those children, make them aware that their dad is a junkie and is about to gamble their lives away in a circlejerk.

Yes, I’m advocating snitching.

Actually, those kids and their classmates all have internet access. They know.

The other crazy shit Buck did was imply Floyd Mayweather’s participation in his little Celebrity Bumfight ploy. Mayweather ain’t gonna train no damn Young Buck for shit. Buck must have forgot the time when he rejected Captain Jackson’s offer of food and lodging in exchange for services rendered.

The uglier truth is that Floyd Mayweather’s actually retiring from boxing to take Buck’s place in the group. G-Unit is leaking in the street. They’re losing members like Bone Thugs –N- Harmony. All Destiny’s Child needed was that one funny-looking-but-solid replacement to keep the train going.

50’s had some funny looking niggas come through those doors, but he hasn’t had a Michelle.

Hmm… He doesn’t really have a Kelly either when you think about it.

So these niggas are fighting for their… rap honor? I’m lost. I obviously find this all pointless. Who can say how many times a nigga would have to knock Tony Yayo out for his music to be listenable? I’m not sure Joe Jackson could have hot-wire-hangered a strong 16 out of this man.

That’s not to say I can call a winner in this battle of cokeheads past and present. Just because Buck will cry on the phone doesn’t mean he won’t throw the hands. As many have already pointed out, Yayo has spent his share of days lining up for gruel at summer camp. He probably knows a thing or two about the knuckle game himself.

Young Buck’s about the same build as that Rosemond kid, so I guess Yayo might be able to eek this one out.

As far as the callout goes, as is true in the case of Yung Berg, the niggas who go on the radio challenging people to throw the hands generally don’t really want it.

Oh, dude. Don’t start getting lumped with Yung Berg. That’s not a good look.

Negroes, please.

As always, the bottom line here is that all these niggas is clowns. The rap game is a circus. The show gotta come from somewhere. If it ain’t gonna be the rhymes, then niggas might as well step into the coliseum for a turkey sandwich with just tomato favorable record deal potential but unlikely boost in sales.

If all goes well, you might be watching that Flavor of Buck this fall on VH1.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Wanna throw on some gloves and come scrap Ronaldo out? ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: Jose Canseco is a bad influence, children.

  • JE

    im done with this fuckin magazine, the week before the carter III drops, XXL is dickridin lil wayne giving him his own tab and featuring every one of his fucking promo videos… but the NAS album is droppin and theres not a single word said about the truest most talented rapper droppin the most controversial album rap has seen in a decade

    and yall wonder why hip hop is dying….

    • Stuey

      NaS’ name sells himself. Dick riding stans like you will always exist to buy NaS’ newest mediocre album.

      • moe

        the new nas is classic and theres nothing mediocore about it…you want mediocore go listen to curtis..wayne..or any thing g-unit has ever put out and get off the nuts because nas is killing it and has been for years.

    • EReal

      by most controversial you mean most gimmicky right?

      and by truest you mean biggest sellout right?

      Riggghhhtt.

      • MOE

        G-UNIT IS THE BIGGEST GIMMICK IN HIP HOP THOSE FAKE THUG NIGGAS ARE ON SOME CB4 MC GUSTO SHIT..

    • ko

      50 IS WASHED UP AND HASNT BEEN HOT SINCE ’03 ONLY TRL WATCHIN WIGGERS BUY 50′S AND G-UNOTS ALBUMS. 50 BECAME A SELL OUT AS SOON AS HE DROPPED CANDYSHOP.

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    damn, nigga. you just serial posting this?

    • Pierzy

      That’s what I thought too. I guess somebody just learned how to copy + paste recently…

  • dub

    Buck will get knocked out like Jose Canseco and nobody will actually watch the fight on VH1 they will wait til they the show the clips on this is 50

  • Y.O.

    honestly man im showin u ron ths nigga JE is a fuckin emo nigga
    crying because his lover isnt gettin attention weezy did
    fuck off JE u said your done wit the magazine then dip
    no one wants to see ur cryin-i-wish-nas-would-get-as-much-attention-as-lil-wayne does faggot ass

  • Justice4all

    RE:As always, the bottom line here is that all these niggas is clowns. The rap game is a circus. The show gotta come from somewhere. If it ain’t gonna be the rhymes, then niggas might as well step into the coliseum for a turkey sandwich with just tomato favorable record deal potential but unlikely boost in sales.

    Real talk.

  • http://myspace.com/marko4aoc Marko-V

    Really, in todays climate of commerce over art, what do you expect to draw interest in the product. Artists run with what’s been workn and theatrical antics work all the time. Does anyone have a better idea to get recognized and if you say make better music then I need a rundown of how to get it out to the people. Cuz nowadays controversy pays.
    get @ me: myspace.com/marko4aoc

  • DETROIT

    I actually think that buck wants to fight yayo. i mean, you’d have to think that he has a good chance of beating the shit outta a flabby 36 year old with a coke habit. who cares if yayo was locked up, i know a whole lot of weak ass felons! as long as yayo walks through a metal detector before the fight, i think buck will whoop his ass! But why boxing? they say they’re street cats, fuck the gloves and refs and shit….THEY SHOULD HAVE A REGULAR OL’ FIGHT!

    who am i kidding, 50 will probably tell buck that he’ll pay his back taxes if he lets Yayo win! Buck wouldn’t be able to say no to that! DAMN, another victory for the unit…LMAO!

  • giantstepp

    Let them nigga’s fight Ron Mex. Buck has a little hope left in the rap game (cashville, outlawz, c-bo) but Yayo is done now that the Unit has officially floped.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      oh, def. let ‘em go at it… kill each other off

      i’ll blog it. circle of life.

    • EReal

      Wow, Buck has hope on some old ass dudes that couldnt even blow up when they were with Pac? And Im pretty sure the Unit’s first week sales were about the same as Buck’s.
      Yayo doesnt even hafta rap, he can just dickride 50 and get paid as usual. Its called a hypeman, I.E. Spliff Star, Memph Bleak, Ect.
      Buck on the other hand is in debt and under contract to someone thats he has made an enemy of. No more solo albums for Buck!
      Bucks only hope is that he can even release another album. lol.

      • giantstepp

        @EReal….

        “Buck on the other hand is in debt and under contract to someone thats he has made an enemy “. Very true EREAL.

        I just think 50 is just about done in the Rap game. He’s gonna branch off into other things, areas where Yayo cant follow!. He has steadily NOSE DIVED on each Album since GRODT, and has steadily risen on all other business moves. I think his bread and butter will be from other things, not rap. No need for a Hypeman (Yayo) when u aint rappin. Now, IMO, the “Old Dudes” (OUTLAWZ)dont have commericial success, and may never have it, but that has nothing to do with rather or not they can rap. All them dudes can spit, no BS either. Like alot of dudes out here.

        • EReal

          Nose dived because peoples expectations are so high, take any star who sold that many records and look at their sales, THEY HAVE to drop. Em, same thing, Pac, same thing, ect. In a climate where everyone except maybe 10 artists across genres can only sell maybe 100 – 200K first week and dude did 780K? Look at the overall climate.
          Besides the fact that even 50 himself said that “at a certin point the music becomes commercials for all your other business ventures, just look at Diddy. 50 & Gunit are still sellin millions world wide, thisis50 is the fastest growing hiphop site on earth, this dude isnt going anywhere. He was just the first rapper to perform in Kosovo and Estonia just LAST YEAR.
          Fact is the rap shit may stop becoming 50′s MAIN source of income, but he will keep rapping because it keeps him relevent, and keeps his product placement out there.
          The fact is that people would hate to admit that G-Unit is tracking at pretty much what everyone except the MAJOR stars are tracking at right now. Its just the bar (sales wise, not rap wise) has ben set so far up, its like Barry Bonds with these dudes. If it isnt a home run, its a strikeout, there is no in between.
          The Outlawz are dope, theres no doubt, the dudes should be considered legends, but so should Sean Price and Crooked I and Jedi Mind and Swollen Members and a ton of other acts that never gain mainstream commercial success. Right now the OL are signed to a label that pretty much doesnt exist in reality because it has no distribution, they’d be better off at Koch, or Babygrande fo sho.

  • akaTheRealist

    You can stop putting that disclaimer at the top of your posts Ron; nobody wants “Crackpot” Chery back this way.

  • dj ashy fingerz

    LOL at being compared to Yung Berg. damn that kid stays losing

  • EReal

    how about “Buckin Over” starring Young Buck’s carreer.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i love it. let’s get to work!

      • EReal

        Deal, but I think Buck got a head start on us. Somewhere between “Fiddys in my pocket” and “I wanna fight Yayo on T.V.” The ball got rolling on that train.

  • og bobby j

    my money is on Buck….
    one time, i seen a crackhead get hit by a car….pop up…and try to wash dudes windows for some change…

    buck will win off that crackhead stregnth…

    • EReal

      So are you suggesting a Young Buck / DMX / Lil Wayne cage match?

      • og bobby j

        great idea…followed by a rick ross/ fat joe pie eating contest.

        maybe a nas vs 50 album gimmick contest?

        maybe a bow wow vs weezy lollipop sucking contest (no homo)

        • EReal

          LMAOOOOOOO @ all 3.

          Make the Rick Ross/ Fat Joe a fried chicken eating contest, and also it wouldnt be fair for Weezy to do 2 events, so change it to a Bow Wow / Yung Berg diva tantrum off and you got a deal.

  • Lowedwn

    Good shit as usual Mexxx. When u gonna set up shop and go out opn tour Chris Rock style, ‘cuz live u gotta be funnier than a muafucka like Dane Cook?

    Anyway, since this is a circus, make it BIG right. Screw a one on one, I say they go battle Royal style. 50, Buck, Yayo any other G-Unit tax-write off reject(insert Spider Loc here) vs. Buck, Fat Joe, Henchman and whoever else. Let them niggaz circle jerk, merk each other, whatever and call it a day.

  • Buck wins by a TKO

    There is not a need for Buck to fight Yayo. G-Unit only sold 36,000 units this week and came in at number 14 (Weezy at no 1 again at 126). By Buck leaving G-Unit he has already knocked them out.

    Buck WINS and G-Unit lose. I call them April Babies because they fools!

  • grant ny

    dont buy xxl, its shit now gone downhill, 1 good thing wos site but its now shit, rom uve contributed to that quite a bit you waste of space, id luv to see you come across young buck and game n say the things you said pussy fuk off

  • http://www.asdf.com Hey

    If Ron is really Mexican, this nigga needs to stop sayin “nigga”.

    • DETROIT

      Ron Mexico is the name Mike Vick used when he admitted himself into the std clinic.

      you see the niggas picture at the top of the page!

    • Marco317

      hey newsflash: if u was raised in da guetto, have black homeboys, and u r hood, u get a pass to say nigga (except white people they never will) but latinos and blacks r oppressed minoritys who come from da same place. take for example SPM from H-town hes mexican but da whole black community showed him love and if u buy his records he says nigga every other word. and puerto ricans and dominicans from NY say it all da time too.

      • http://www.asdf.com Hey

        ^ Not black, obviously.

        Kick rocks, nigga.

        • Marco317

          naw, but u aint my “nigga” wit all dat hate thats 4 sure. real recognizes real and that only color dat matters is green u knawmean?

        • DETROIT

          actually, blacks and black latins are the only ones who get passes on the n word. mexicans need not apply! niggas don’t fuck w/them like that, and they have no african ancestory. puerto ricans, dominicans, brazillians, etc. they have african based cultural aspects.

  • NAWLEDGE

    “Win or lose, after VH1 Celebreality Bumfight: G-Unit Reject Edition, Buck will sign a deal to keep the franchise going”

    HAHA!! Buck just keeps losing. Good shit Ron. I cosign with EReal. Lets see a Buck vs Wayne vs DMX cage match for the title of biggest crackhead in the game.

  • K.ola

    When has Yayo admitted to doing coke im lost….

    2) why do niccas call yayo old cause of Game?

    you niccas are funny….

    until i see them square off im going with no one…

    Yayo has bum rushed niccas at events though… while buck just smokes a blunt/ attempts to make cool with enimies…

    if this were the streets i would give it to Yayo hands down…

    but in a ring i dont know… i honestly i dont care…

    Yayo is a Loyal ok rappin nicca…

    where buck is a better rapper but when he gets confronted he always wants to make peace…

    shout out to Ereal

    • DETROIT

      anyone who has ever sold coke can look at yayo and tell he’s a coke head! ditto for the age thing also! who needs game to tell them that yayo is old as shit!

      OPEN YOUR EYES!

  • K.ola

    There is not a need for Buck to fight Yayo. G-Unit only sold 36,000 units this week and came in at number 14 (Weezy at no 1 again at 126). By Buck leaving G-Unit he has already knocked them out.

    Buck WINS and G-Unit lose. I call them April Babies because they fools!
    ^^^^^^

    so there 2nd week is More than Tyga album will sale total… (young money)

    dont compare a solo disk with a group disk Loco…

    Wayne has the crown but so what… will he be able to get Baby out of his pocket….

    can he bring his team up like Juvie or 50 did…

    only time will tell… Gunit will sell more than Birdman (200 k) guarentee… and name one group who has sold more in the last two years>…

  • JP

    LMAO at og bobby j and Ereal
    But I can tell nobody on this page has heard nas’s album cause he actually covered the topic this time..he ain’t use it as a gimmick…he even got a lil history lesson in the booklet…ya’ll need to cop it….it’s close 2 a classic
    But about the blog…well i don’t really care about that situation…just make music dayumn

    • EReal

      I dont need a history lesson. I need heat rock like I am and Stillmatic, not some “be a nigger too” bullshit.
      Next time a whiteyboy hipster says “whatap my nigga” to you and your panties get in a bunch, you can thank your boy Nas.
      Recycled single ass garbage his last album, using that overplayed “inna godda davida” bassline, when theifs theim murdered that song. Besides the fact it was the only real good song on Streets Disciple.
      Nas has dropped like 3 garbage albums in a row and people are still blowing him because of Ether.
      Go listen to “The Firm” or “Illmatic”, then listen to “Nigger” or “Streets Disciple” and tell me which is classic.
      Nas sold out. Period.
      Kelis did some shit to this dude.

      • og bobby j

        co sign ereal…

        i dont need another illmatic…i need another it was written….then I will fuck with nas again (no homo)

      • NAWLEDGE

        Yo EReal, you usually say some real shit, but I cant really cosign you on this one. I mean as far as The Firm, Illmatic, Street Disciple thing goes, I can consign on that. His earlier work was much better.

        But just like you said on a response before, ALL rappers will steadily decline. His newer work wont be as good as any older work.

        And whats wrong with the Nigger album? Whats wrong with spreadin a message. So Black Girl Lost off of It Was Written, WASNT a good song? This is the type of music Nas was always doing. It mos def cant hold up to It Was Written, but its 100x better than any album that came out this year, INCLUDING Carter 3 (which was overhyped)!!

        So just because his new work isnt as good as his old, he sold out?? So Eminem sold out also according to that logic. And so did Jay Z.

        And you didnt like Just A Moment off of Streets Disciple?? That was one of the best songs Nas ever did!! And what about, A Message to the Feds Sincerely We the People, These Are Our Heroes, Me & You, and Bridging The Gap??? These were ALL great songs on the album.

        So I dont know man. You sayin he sold out, JUST because his album content has declined, dosent make too much sense to me. You’ll have to explain your position clearer than that…

        • JP

          yea you covered most of it
          “be a n*gg*r too” didn’t make the album..
          But in a time when we have barely any rappers/mcs making music with a purpose….this is needed in my opinion
          and i never said it was another illmatic
          oh and white boys BEEN doin that
          but im dominican so, yea

  • Penelope Rodriguez

    I think that Young Buck needs to lay off the coke. He ain’t thinkin’ right.

    Two grown ass men (supposedly) knucklin’ up in a ring on some stupid beef that we’ve moved on from…Doesn’t that shit sound immature to you folks?

    Motherfuckers need to stick to making music and stop with the childish games! Enough!

  • poo

    get rid of this horrible writer. stupid ass title to the blog. and stupid content…for the 10th ot 11th time…

    FIRE THIS DUDE! christ………write about something relevant.

    • EReal

      Christ………find a blog thats relevent enough for you and take your bitchmade comments with you.

      Faggot.

  • jfoxgotraps

    YAYO would whip his ass. Buck is bi polar like Game and cant stand being told what to do. Hes not the leader and saw that he would never be the leader.

    All Jokes aside this might end up on WWE.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com cpain94

    this shit is funny yet stupid at the same time

    • Shawty J

      Co-sign!

  • Queens Boy

    Wtf?! I’m not even gonna post…

  • Maddolies

    Yayo Needs 2 do some Damn Pushups dat niggas fat as fuck. He’s reaching Rick Ro$$ Size. Money on Buck Purely Cause He’s a Crackhead

  • http://www.yahoo.com Dra$t-iQ Alkoholik

    yo man who gives a shit about g-unit em niggas have sold only 140k after 2 weeks so Buck knocked em out,and niggas should stop using the excuse of the fract that they a group coz em niggas got 50 a nigga that has a diamond album and claims to be the king of New York.FAGGOT!

  • http://XXLMAG.COM INTERNET BULLY

    HA HA HA … WELL TODAY IM GONNA START OFF BY STATING THAT NAS CALLED 50CENT A PORCH MONKEY… LMAO – NOW TO THE MATTERS @ HAND. YAYO IS THE RIDER IN THAT SONG THEY MADE (REAL HOMO TYPE). HIS PLAN WAS TO STICK OUT HIS HAND WHEN 50 GOT PAID. YAYO LOOK LIKE HE ON THAT ROCK, ALWAYS SWEATING LIKE HE JUST FINISHED PLUGGING 50′S BUTT. BUCK CRIED… YEAH SO… BUT I DONT THINK FIGHTING A CRACK HEAD WOULD PROVE ANYTHING… SO ALL IN ALL (NOHOMO)JUST MAKE GOOD MUSIC AND YOU DONT HAVE TO PULL PUBLICITY STUNTS TO SELL ALBUMS…

    • EReal

      Your name and all caps faggotry makes you irrelevent. Kill Yourself.

      • http://XXLMAG.COM INTERNET BULLY

        U REMIND ME OF GORRILAH AKA PORCH MONKEY… U A BITCH, TOUCHDOWN? THIS IS HIPHOP NOT SPORTS FAGGOT. YEAH I GOT THE 35CENT I TOOK OFF YA MAMA DRESSER.IF YOU NEED IT THAT BAD I WILL GIVE IT BACK. PS THAT WASNT ME PUTTING THE PREPAYING CUSTOMERS DOWN WITH YOU.. REST UP BITCH YOU GOTTA LOTTA CUSTOMERS SATURDAY NIGHT… INTERNET BULLY STRIKES AGAIN…

    • http://XXLMAG.COM INTERNET BULLY

      EReal… LOOK LITTLE BOY… EAT A SHIT SANDWICH ON WHEAT BREAD PS YOUR MOM DONT USE MAYO. . . I WILL BE OVER TO PICK UP MY LAUNDRY AFTER IM DONE @ WORK… INTERNET BULLY STRIKES AGAIN… ALL CAPS.

      • EReal

        Im sorry, I dont speak touchdown.

        Ill go try to find a translator.

        In the meantime, you keep selling your ass on the street bitch, and make sure you have my money when me and my translator get there.