NEGRO PLEASE: I Guess Rick Ross Wasn’t Lying

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*gives readers a moment to adjust sarcasm detectors*

So… wait a minute. Rick Ross was a corrections officer and not a cocaine overlord in the 1990s? I must say I’m shocked.

*GASP*

Since when did rappers lie about their pasts?

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I didn’t think any nigga could get caught out there worse than Akon and his notorious car theft ring.

Y’all already know if The Smoking Gun says so, it’s gotta be true. Kinda like Newsweek for fraudulent rapster types.

Damn… is there anyone left on the MIA scene not looking a little fugazi right now?

Define irony. Despite incessant insistence otherwise, Rick Ross turns out to actually have been “the boss.” Big Boss Man to be exact.

What’s funny about Trick Daddy Dollars’ initial citation was that I totally believed him from moment one. (He had me at “Thug Holiday.”) I think Trick would remember his corrections officers.—Especially sloppy, doofy-ass COs who thought they were nice and often freestyled to the clank of their “Nigger B. Goode” sticks against the cell bars.

I can see it now. Unable to bear the shame of losing the lunchtime battle to an inmate, Ross totally plants a shank on Trick Daddy and slaps him in the hole.

Actually, it was probably more like some Hustle & Flow shit, as the first time I heard “Ross” coupled with “boss” in stanza was on an old Trick Daddy record.

The fucked up part is that I would never have knocked a man being honest about his 9-to-5 thing. There’s no shame in handling your business on the humble. I write columns. A lot of the shit-popping readers are going to close their sidekicks and get back to pushing a dry mop someplace. It’s really no thang.

The problem is the lying, Ross. A cartel member surely has to understand the importance of one’s word, right?

Conversely, I knew Ross was lying as soon as I saw his denial.

“See…See, that’s the type of shit you can expect from a bitch. Snitching. Whether it’s to the police, or to… me… or to YouTube or them blogs, snitchin is snitchin.”

The statement was very Gangstalicious in affect. After having known the entire world had already seen the picture, Ross needed to do better than that. Nigga then had the nerve to say somebody photoshopped a high school photo onto a CO’s body. That’s both desperate and fucking hilarious. As Jackpot once told me, “Ain’t nobody that nice on photoshop, Rick.”—Or should I say, Officer Roberts?

The funny shit is dude is still denying it all to this very hour.

Negro, please.

Officer Roberts is going O.J. with his shit. Ross won’t stop until he finds the real 350-pound nigga in that C.O. Academy graduation flick. You have his word on that.

Ugh. You’d think a trained C.O. would know when it’s time to surrender to the turtles.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Tits? ron@ronmexicocity.com

Fake rapsters be warned. TSG will get your ass eventually.

Don’t be the next contestant on that olive-ass screen.

  • 239allday

    Trick was locked up around the time Ross was “Boss” Hoggin like McManus up in the clink. Down here we call them niggas(as in black men) that workin with the law “Cracker Black”. It’s fun, say it with me.

    Oh and to answer your question about who aint fugazi in Miami: JT money and Trick.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      who dat who dat who dat who dat?

      who dat who dat who?

    • moe

      That fat fat claims he’s been moving weight but this imposter is an official PIG! That’s why trick runs the MIA because that nigga is real deal holyfield official….STAY SUCKA FREE NIGGAS! AND KEEP AWAY FROM UNCLE TOM’S LIKE OFFICER ROSS IT’S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

      • http://xxlmag.com TheGeneral’

        Yo’,…i can’t say he was garbage,…i always thought he talk alil’ to much about dope. And like he was STILL movin’ the shit. I’m like, he can’t be serious, just ridiculous. FAKE can’t hide,…especially when you in the public eye.

      • http://xxlmag.com TheGeneral’

        Yo’,…i can’t say he was garbage,…i always thought he talk alil’ to much about dope. And like he was STILL movin’ the shit. I’m like, he can’t be serious, just ridiculous. FAKE can’t hide,…especially when you in the public eye.

    • DADE 305

      BOTTOM LINE ROSS IS A FAKE. dont support fraud fake niggas

      • Tru lizzy

        DADE 305 says:

        BOTTOM LINE ROSS IS A FAKE. dont support fraud fake niggas

        but u probably listen to lil wayne and support his fake non rapping ass lol u niggas are funny LMFAO

        • iLL G

          the thing is how do we know who is fakin and who aint??? personally i believe they just doin music, they dont actually live what they rap. All rappers are fake then. ALL OF EM.

    • Deez Nutz

      So Rick Loss was like the CO’s at the end of Hustle and Flow trying to pass there demo to Terrence Howard…LMAO…wish i could remember the CO’s name on that joint…

      P.S. Somebody gonna get shot!

      • WANG

        co sign

        but i still like rick ross shit though
        but lyin aint cool homie

    • Flambo

      rick ross was a correction officer he work in a jail in Miami in 1990. but i just checked and the real noriega was in a jail in miami in 1989-up same as ross said. could be that ross took care of noriega in jail when he was working. thats why he said he owns him 100 favors. maybe from there he got a connect to colombia. check in the internet and you could come to the same conclusion.
      hope this helps

  • dronkmunk

    I guess mr ross…paid the coss…to be da boss…

    i’m retarded.

    • http://www.xxlmag.com whats really good?

      LMAO

  • keith

    he sold mad weight workin in jail though!

  • marz

    MOST THESE RAPPERS ARE FAKE

    THE YOUTH DON’T CARE THEY SOAK THAT BULL UP LIKE IT’S THE TRUTH. MOST RAPPERS ARE PATHEALOGICAL LIARS.

    • H. IMPERIAL

      AS AN ADULT U SHOULD LET YA YOUTH KNOW THAT IT’S NOT REAL…IT’S 4 ENTERTAINMENT…JUST LIKE WRESTLING…SO U CAN’T CALL THEM LIARS

      http://www.imperialfilmworks.com

      • iLL G

        exactly!!! Marz and Imperial thank you!!! i feel like no one else is on my level with this, cept for u guys and a few others…everyone is like “oh he is fake thats fucked up he lied” niggas EVERY RAPPER LIES!!! no one does what they rap about…fuckin dummies

  • Capt. Backslap

    All I request is that someone record and post his next show when he gets booed the eff off the stage.

    1 asshat rapper exposed; only 87 more to go.

  • DJ Knox

    Damn, Ricky…I mean, u gotta make a living an’ all, but u shoulda just not said anything. But, u could almost see his eyes bulge in the photo clip when the dude asked him bout what Trick said…like, “OH SHIT!!!” LMAO I still think he a dope rapper.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com 615banga

    that is not rick ross in that picture

    • WE KNOW

      Fuck the pictures they have official documents straight from dade county to back this claim up. Officer ross we dont believe you…phony nigga. This cat doesnt stand for anything after this. I wonder what pac would have done? HEY ROSS I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOUR FAKE ASS IS A C.O. For all we know this nigga could be a hip hop cop and is snitching as we speak. What elese is this cat hiding?

      • Detroit P

        Pac woulda got killed before he had to face the accusations….oh…he did that already?

        this Nigga talkin bout Fake Rappers then mention Tupac like he real..lol..smh

        • Tru lizzy

          fuk outta heya u fake azz nigga pac was real if u followed his whole fukin life ull learn dat he did all his shit when he moved to oakland before that then he was a normal person so learn ya facts but u probly listen to lil wayne fake ass self lol u pussy

  • http://www.xxlmag.com 615banga

    and even if that is him.
    he still coulda been movin that weight..

    • Pierzy

      It’s possible but the picture doesn’t matter because his social security number matches up…

    • give it up!

      how old are you man?!? lmao…ross is a corporate creation ( a la backstreet boys nsync b2k etc) by jayz and the crew to be a combo of big and pac…i admit that the “boss” is a very entertaining character–i enjoy it…but these niggas need to learn when to stay in character and when to step out of it…what a dick–there’s nothing wrong with having a job–but denying it makes him look like such a bitch–
      that fat nigga is just a former c.o. (they got the paperwork with his social security etc on smoking gun .com) that used to be a miami booty bass rapper that was lucky to get on a few trick daddy mixtape throwaways…”he still coulda been movin that weight”???…u kids these days kill me…absolutley hilarious!!!!

      why does everybody want to pretend to be a drug dealer? whats so fuckin great about that?!? a drug dealer is just a weak ass follower nigga who couldn’t get into any real business so they sell shit in thier own hoods turning their friends, relatives and neighbors into fuckin zombies–wtf?!? a real boss uses creativity to invent a product that people actually want to buy because its good–not by turning customers into mindless slaves….bill gates is a fucking kingpin–dumb young niggas…

      • NAWLEDGE

        CO

        FUCKIN

        SIGN!!!!!

        EVERY BLACK PERSON NEEDS TO READ WHAT GIVE IT UP JUST SAID!! Fuck drug dealin. Its bullshit.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i still belieeeeeve

      and it’s mooooore than my imagination!

  • Pierzy

    I ALWAYS thought Rick Ross was a garbage rapper and now he’s just garbage. In terms of constantly refuting the story, Ricky Ross (who called the Warden “boss”) should listen to Trick Daddy: Ah ha Okay What’s Up Shut Up!

  • Black

    My thing is this, if it was him, there is nothing wrong with making an honest living. So why is the nigga lying about what he used to do, I mean I like the nigga music and the fact that he used to be a CO is not going to change that.

  • Black

    My thing is this, if it was him, there is nothing wrong with making an honest living. So why is the nigga lying about what he used to do, I mean I like the nigga music and the fact that he used to be a CO is not going to change that. Also, co-sign what 239allday said, I’m from Miami(Liberty City) and everyone down here know that JT Money and Trick are two of the realest that has ever done it!!!

  • Black

    My thing is this, if it was him, there is nothing wrong with making an honest living. So why is the nigga lying about what he used to do, I mean I like the nigga music and the fact that he used to be a CO is not going to change that. Also, co-sign what 239allday said, I’m from Miami(Liberty City) and everyone down here know that JT Money and Trick are two of the realest that has ever done it!!!

  • Black

    My thing is this, if it was him, there is nothing wrong with making an honest living. So why is the nigga lying about what he used to do, I mean I like the nigga music and the fact that he used to be a CO is not going to change that. Also, co-sign what 239allday said, I’m from Miami(Liberty City) and everyone down here know that JT Money and Trick are two of the realest that has ever done it!!!

  • Swagga Man

    This is the funniest thing since fuckin’ Milli Vanilli… The rap scene is sooooooo Hollywood… This shit is crazy…

  • FU

    Anybody who believed anything this fat motha was some large miami kingpin was a dumbass from the jump. What kingpin would be braggin about their dealings on a record or even rappin for that matter?

    All those tattoos he got playin like he some thug.Nah he was a fat doughnut eatin cop. Any real thug has a rap sheet, I don’t care how smart you are in the game you gon get bagged here and there. No thug can become a CO or a cop cuz you gon have some type of criminal background even if you aint convicted you would at least have some arrests keepin you from them type of jobs. Real hustlers aint trying to go into that type of shit anyhow.

    This nigga was a schoolboy, turned Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli fake byatch. You can tell he was a fraud the way he was all extra wit his talk and shit cuz he know his life is a lie. Hopefully he go kill himself now, f’in pig, rat, snitch.

  • F.U.

    Anybody who believed anything this fat motha was some large miami kingpin was an idiot from the jump. What kingpin would be braggin about their dealings on a record or even rappin for that matter?

    All those tattoos he got playin like he some thug.Nah he was a fat doughnut eatin cop. Any real thug has a rap sheet, I don’t care how smart you are in the game you gon get bagged here and there. No thug can become a CO or a cop cuz you gon have some type of criminal background even if you aint convicted you would at least have some arrests keepin you from them type of jobs. Real hustlers aint trying to go into that type of shit anyhow.

    This nigga was a schoolboy, turned Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli fake byatch. You can tell he was a fraud the way he was all extra wit his talk and shit cuz he know his life is a lie. Hopefully he go kill himself now, fuckin pig, rat, snitch.

  • John Brown

    I live in Miami and when ROSS came out I heard that he was indeed a C.O. but I could care less if the man was or wasnt. If he was indeed a C.O. it is stated that he was from Dec. 95-June 97. We dont know what he did from June 97 till he blew up. I aint GOD so I wont be judging ROSS. Maybe being a C.O. is how he got into the Coke game, I mean Miami cops & C.O.’s are very shady. ROSS was a C.O. and he partnered up with a Kingpin and maybe he did push all that weight. Or maybe he just heard stories from inmates and thats what he raps about. We don’t know but we all have skeletons in our closet.

  • Doo Doo Man

    Who cares. He’s an entertainer. It’s a persona. To get paid. if you knew you’re album was going to go #1 and you’d get a $1,000,000,000 signing bonus, you’d make up some good shite too.

  • giantstepp

    “Officer Roberts is going O.J. with his shit. Ross won’t stop until he finds the real 350-pound nigga in that C.O. Academy graduation flick. You have his word on that” LMAO!!! Good shit Ronny!

    A, Ron Mex good drop my Nigga. I tried to get a CO job with DC dept of Corrections back in 95. I’ve never been lock up or charged with a felony and have only some moving violations and some juvie BS….I passed all of the prelimanary test etc., graduated HS with 2 and a half years in college physicall fit and they denied me because of my back ground! WTF? Rick Ross is either squeaky clean (to get a CO gig) or DOC in Flordia is hiring anybody. I tend to think its the first. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

    • Manny78d

      That crazy giantstepp. Im from the metro and my main mans dad worked @ Lorton and smoked more bud than we did. He was retired army though so…..

      I always thought DC Corrections would hire anybody, and that was back in 95 when DC was more wild. I guess because its a goverment job and not with the shady ass DC police who did hire anybody in the early/mid 90′s.

      Back on fakin ass Ross, ” You dont have to lie to kick it ” Fat Bastard

  • http://www.djjazz1.com Jazz One

    Ross is like the 350 pound black Vanilla Ice.

    I thought as awful as he is at rapping, he had to be a gangsta.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      you would think, right?

      that’s the usual implication.

      “nigga so horrible he gotta really be a gangster, because he damn sure ain’t no rapper.”

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      you would think, right?

      that’s the usual implication.

      “nigga so horrible he gotta really be a gangster, because he damn sure ain’t no rapper.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/jazz1 Jazz One

    Oh yeah, I hear UPS is hiring.

  • John Brown

    ROSS = BIG BOSS MAN
    JAY-Z = “THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN” TED DIBIASE
    DEF JAM = WWF/WWE

  • AZ40

    I agree the worst part is this silly nigga denied the shit…but hell who knows the nigga might’ve been crooked, you know most law enforcement agents are.

    “Every day I’m bustin’ em//Every day I’m bustin’ em”

    “Who ya’ll think ya’ll fuckin’ wit// I’m the fuckin’ LAW”

  • Jack

    smoking gun should look into every rapper and clean out the industry

  • whats CraCCin

    how does it feel to write a 6log when your so late? sohh kills xxl lmao!

  • whats CraCCin

    how does it feel to write a 6log when your so late? sohh kills xxl lmao?

  • whats CraCCin

    how does it feel to write a 6log when your so late? sohh kills xxl lmao?

  • dex

    we now know why/how he knows the real Norriega

  • Krime

    “I made a couple million dollars last year dealin wieght” LMAO

    Fraudulent ass nigga!! this fool is a bird. I always knew dis nigga was being fake about da whole drug kingpin shit but DAMN!! i didnt know he was a fucking CO & all dat.

    Rick ross is ass.

  • http://bblizak.blogspot.com/ B. Black

    I blame Def Jam for not doing a background check on this guy! And if Jay-Z was running Def Jam when he Rick Ross was signed than he should also be made accountable for this too. lol

  • c b w

    How else do y’all think he knows “Noriega, the real Noriega and he owes me 100 favors” -Rick Ross

    That’s C.O. shit right there.

  • c b w

    How else do y’all think he knows “Noriega, the real Noriega and he owes me 100 favors” -Rick Ross

    That’s C.O. shit right there.

    That shit wasn’t from weight. It was from “Wait right here…now fall in. Lockdown. Lights Out!!!”

    • Lowedwn

      LMAO

  • c b w

    How else do y’all think he knows “Noriega, the real Noriega and he owes me 100 favors” -Rick Ross

    That’s C.O. shit right there.

    That shit wasn’t from weight.

    It was from “Wait right here…now fall in. Lockdown. Lights Out!!!”

  • javi

    it has been confirmed that it was him they say it even matches his social security number is on the allhiphop news section lol every day im handcuffin i knew dat dat nigga was a fraud

  • 6MillionDollarMan

    If its on wiki it must be tru. They got it on wiki LOL. Ross noone really care if you was a CO. or not. We care cause you a fucking liar. Poeple hate liars. No I gotta delete ya songs from my hard drive. First buck then Ross. Look like soon I wont have no songs to listen 2.

    • 239allday

      You aint got to delete Buck shit. He aint no police, he just shed a few. Put that Buck back in your system.

  • FLYTE DA FLY BOY

    Ross my dude, but shit you shoulda been straight up about that shit, cause that right there can really fuck up yo career in the rap industry. Real talk !!!!

  • FORTY

    Rick Ross a lying ass nigga…….even if he did sell weight after he did his C.O. thing, all he had to do is come out and say so…….He’s a garbage rapper anyway….All he had to do was say yeah, I did that shit for almost 2 years then got in the hustle game…….LOL’ OL COP ASS NIGGA!!! LOL IT’S A WHOLE BUNCH OF FAKE NIGGAS IN THIS RAP SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK THE POLICE!!!

  • http://myspace.com/sheri_amour Sheri

    oh my GOD, this is like, so embarrassing!!!!

    like someone said on here, he shouldn’t have said anything, he should have said “no comment” or something, now he got caught up. looooseeer.

  • DANJA29

    LMAO @ “Big Boss Man to be exact”

    Biggest boss that you seen thus far for sure.

  • REALHIPHOP

    RAPPING ALL THAT GANGSTER SHIT,RICK ROSS HAS BEEN EXPOSED.HE WAS A C.O.WHICH IN MY OPINION IS JUST AS WORST AS FIVE-O.DUDE WAS A COP.I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS FRONTING ANYWAY.JUST LIKE 99% OF THE OTHER SO-CALLED GANGSTER RAPPERS.RICK(CO)ROSS IS JUST AS WORST AS MILLI VANNINI.FAKE AS FUCK.

  • Yusef Shaheed

    Why does every MC wanna be from the streets or have “street cred”. WTF is street cred any damn way!!! We all grew up in the damn streets. Back in the day ma dukes sent that ass outside to play and where did we play in the f*ing street. I grew up in the streets and I’m a IT Project Manager.

    Lying about selling weight, talking about having street cred, glorifying prison/jail and all this fake ass beef in hip-hop ain’t gangsta. Its f*ing GAY.

    No I don’t have street cred. I have a degree and a six figure salary.

    Peace… Brick City!!!

  • DANJA29

    Ross = Big Boss Man

    Trick Daddy = Nailz

  • Afi K. James

    No Wonder rap and hip-hop’s at an all time with more frauds like this in the game.

    In fact the entire entertainment industry has been full of frauds, first carlos mensteala, now this.

  • Bang

    Youre gonna talk too loud and blatant about your work youre a fed or run with ‘em!

    Or jus a MC Gusto

  • DETROIT

    hey ron, i have a conspiracy theory for you. I think that rick ross and detroit mayor kwame kilpatrick are the same person! think about it, kwame’s other home is in fla, and they’re both some fat lying bums. Also, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, whenever they get caught in their web of lies they go hide as if the public’s gonna forget bout they’re lyin asses!

    WE MUST LOOK INTO THIS!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      bwaahahahaa!

      yes. we must.

      yo, kwame might as well have hit the pipe on camera.

  • Mikey T

    Is this guy really that popular? I mean, damn. We have that ugly tattooed Lil’ Midget making millions and this WWE wannabe. What happened to hip-hop? No wonder The Cool Kids are called “hipster”. It’s because they make fun, good, music. Not drug dealing, pimp, gangsta, I’m from the Hood bullshit!

    • Afi K. James

      Is this guy really that popular? I mean, damn. We have that ugly tattooed Lil’ Midget making millions and this WWE wannabe. What happened to hip-hop? No wonder The Cool Kids are called “hipster”. It’s because they make fun, good, music. Not drug dealing, pimp, gangsta, I’m from the Hood bullshit!
      and too bad the cool kids is just as bad, this is a bad version of old school rap, where’s Heavy D where we need him?

      We need real new jack old school rap, not this phony ass crap.

  • cpain94

    “i’m the biggest cop that u seen thus far”

  • Afi K. James

    At Least musicwise, ross is not nearly as terrible as vanilla ice was, vanilla ice was even worse.

  • Mika

    lmao hhehehe hohohohoh rooss u fucking bitch i hated your songs anyway .well excpt for ur lines on brown paper bag lol……i read this is some other blog last night man ……..xxl rly is getting slower , step ur game up xxl ! and as for the boss ….. hahahahaha boss ross co’s(read coss) boss coss ross. fat motherfucker lying ….and thts nt even why im finding this hilarious ………. this fat non rapping motherfucker still denying it ….ross ….i mean boss …….. my bad …coss !!!! whatup miami ! boss done rly paid his cartelling costs ….. ross !! go kill yourself ross , i mean fuck ‘he was lying’ ‘he was CO’ ‘he moved weight back in the day’ fuck all tht . ur amusing ross ! u fat fuck u amuse me !!! hip hop !!! yeah ricky rawwws !!!! hahahaha …. ‘nahhh man thts not true man …. thts disappointing that he said that man …….he said that ? thats crazy man …thts not true but … u know, dawg a sucker …blah blah come see me …if you a G then come see me ” fuck !!!! ROSS WTF is it with you !!!!!!!!!!! u fucking liar !!! no wonder ur head be down when u talking ….thts prada on ur eyes ….u couldnt face the camera man ! how can u lie …i mean …all of us do …..but C.O and tht person u saying u is …..thts ….thts just too far apart man …..and whats worse ? YOUR ASS JUST GOT EXPOSED !!! ANOTHER RAPSTER EXPOSED !!! ROFL

  • Queens Boy

    this is good this is good!!! we need more stuff like this. exposes of fake ass thugs and shit. the video where he denies it is crazy!!!! good post yet again ron!!

    lmao at warning to fake rapsters!!!

  • Tony Grand$

    Worse thing about this whole situation has absolutely nada to do with his music. We all know that these rap cats fabricate, @ least a tad bit. But, as loyalists to the true hiphop movement, we have an unwritten agreement of sorts with the folks we adore. Basically its,”if u don’t fuck around and act like some sorta bitch, then we’ll let it slide”. This dude done destoyed his respect factor completely! What wooda happen to that nigs career is a little backlash (hip hop cop, snitch, fuckin inmates….that sorta thing) and that mightve even boosted his spotlight in some instances. But yo, my g-moms used to say “I can’t stand a thief and a liar”. I feel that. Hell, the nigga act like he’s ashamed of havin the ability to make it through the academy and all the trial and tribulation that comes with it! He made it through successfully. U gotta b smart some what to garner those accolades. And yet, this nigga turns around and becomes the number one nomination for the worlds biggest SDN (gimme my props ron mex!). Do the nigga got kids? I’d be hella ashamed of my pops. Ill tell u bout some niggas, man. Oh before I forget, wuddup big Mika!?!
    C yall cats @ roscoes, foo!

  • Mika

    im still gng crazy wtchng him dng his ‘G swag’ lol ……..im not even mad at ross…. thx ross, we all having a jolly good time .
    Carolina City Correctional Officers STAND THE FUCK UP !!! lmao …ths shit crazy man

  • Mika

    roscoes ?? nah man …change of plans dawg, C yall cats @ Ross C.O’s, foo!

    ha !

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    ” lot of the shit-popping readers are going to close their sidekicks and get back to pushing a dry mop someplace. It’s really no thang.”

    Preach.chuuch.Tabernacle.

  • Maddolies

    This Is Kinda Similar 2 When Vanilla Ice Got Exposed 4 Being A Middle Class Fraud Back In The nineties. Not Dat Anyone Believed Him Or Anything

  • Tony Grand$

    I always wonderd, how a 350 lb man who lives in hot ass miami could walk around with 35 lbs of hair coverin 80% of his face. Yo, this mufucka been walkin around in disguise. He thought that wood work! And then all them tats and the sunglasses. This cat really tried to ‘Sherlock Holmes’ our asses. I can’t even lmao. I just shake my head in disgust.

  • Marco317

    Triple C means Carol City Cartel? Naw, it means Cops, Cuffs, and Cells lol…

    • John Brown

      or

      CAROL CITY COPS-TELL

  • Bang

    Everyday Im cuffin em

    Everyday Im cuffin’ em

  • Shawty J

    I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. We all should’ve known, dude was full of it when he said “I have to make 10 million dollars a year just to function, and that’s not off rap.”

    You gotta be kidding me, Ross. You expect us to believe you stopped hustling, making 10 million dollars a year to a rap career which would require a boatload of royalties and touring to reach half that amount.

    Officer Roberts ain’t fooling nobody and he should go ahead and admit that he was officer. Ain’t nobody gonna trip because he day job, and it’s not like he was a real cop anyway, he was just correctional officer.

  • Vicious Seiger

    Check out Dr.Dre on the documentary “the Show” when he said “It’s all Entertainment”. I’m willing to bet 99% of these catz past are more fictional than nonfictional. Best believe if I ever got a deal I would be posing like I was a cross between Wilt Chamberlain and Hugh Hefner when everybody from my hood would know that’s a damn lie. Rap is a form of entertainment get use to it. Sorry if your favorite rapper isn’t really bulletproof like he said in his songs but the truth hurts.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    what if the weight that Ross was dealing was actually his tittay fat?

    maybe Ross hustled that shit to Kim Khardashian so she could have it surgically implanted in her ass cheeks?

    what if Ross is really on some FBI shit after he graduated from the CO academy and he is investigating DJ Khaled for his terrorist links?

    what if Ross never even held a ki- in his hands before and all that shit he said was from watching movies and them fake ass cable tv documentaries on the Crime channel?

  • jojo

    I am not a Rick Ross fan, I do not care for hsi music and I am in no ways defending Rick Ross for his actions. With that being said, here are a couple of points that need to be mentioned:

    1.) Say what you will about the man, but you cannot deny good music. This unfortunately includes R. Fuckin’ Kelly.

    2.) If the impending decline of Rick Ross’ album sales are simply based on the merit of Ross’ not being the embodiment of a his rap persona, then perhaps we should all stop purchasing albums from Jay-Z, Biggie, Tupac, Ice Cube and Dr. Dre, Mobb Deep, 50 Cent and a slew of other artists.

    To further illustrate my point, Lil’ Wayne has essentially been under the tutelage of the William’s brothers since he was 13, which would lead to an addiction to anti-growth hormones, sizzurp, and of course the bout with bulemia that many teen queens go through. He would later go on to be signed at the age of 14 and would be wobbity wobbity wobbity by the age of 16. What is the liklihood that this man has killed men, sold drugs, or beat the living shit out of someone, which tends to be some of the recurring theme of his albums as well as many others?

    3.) To all rappers, please direct your money towards a suitable investment. Success is not meant to last forever. Stop buying chains.

    4.) We are ALL Idiots. Buy an album because you believe the content is going to be hot, not because the rapper happens to have been shot 9 times.

  • Screwmatic

    Police ass nigga, i know u workin’

  • Laron

    The fact of the matter is, he lied, thats more fucked up than the allegation itself, if it was not a big deal then why lie.Rappers need to be real and stop braggin and boastin about wat they got or wat they did and they ain’t did shit. If you call yourself real, your rap should be real as well.

  • http://XXLMAG DRE

    YOU NIGGAS GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST BITCHES IN THE WORLD IF A NIGGA WORKED A 9-5 SO FUCKIN WHAT WHEN IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO IT GET MONEY ANY WAY POSSIBLE HALF U NIGGAS THINK U RAW CUZ U PUSH A LITTLE DOPE OR U ON THE CORNER U BE THE FIRST NIGGA TO SNITCH WHEN SHIT DON’T GO YO WAY YALL NIGGAS AINT WORTH MY TIME ROSS KEEP GETTIN MONEY AND FUCK THESE FAKE ASS XXL MAG HATERS ITS CLEVELAND BITCH!!!!!

  • ne where gang

    LiL Wayne fake
    1. he’s not a blood
    2. he has teardrops & never killed shit
    3. he never got into a fistfight in his life
    4. Baby is not his father/daddy/pops
    5. he’s not jamaican lol

  • Tony Grand$

    Preach on brother JoJo. Chuuuch.

  • KjB

    There’s no way Trick coulda made all this CO shit up. There’s gotta be some conspiracy at a high level going on to get Rick’s name and SS# to match the records of the CO in the picture. I cant wait to hear the recorded phonecall of Ricky cryin while he apologizes to Trick profusely. “(sniff) Trick man, I dun stepped over da (sniffle) line wit u dawg…” LMAO

  • Mika

    lol @ “(sniff) Trick man, I dun stepped over da (sniffle) line wit u dawg…” LMAO ….cn actually see tht happening now tht we got these talking machines tht be talking like pac on tapes

  • Profhit3

    I wouldn’t say he’s Vanilla Ice because he is writing his own raps (I hope), but what makes him any different than Biggie or any other rapper telling ganster fairy tales. Besides, y’all all believed him anyway because if you didn’t, this wouldn’t even be news.

  • solo

    damn ross!!!!!!

  • kingpimp

    Jah no i mean whats next i mean look like Jezzy da only one left who real wid dat Coke rap…………..

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      clipse?

  • Genral

    Someone said Ross was a good rapper… LMAO Quote me one line…. one decent line and I’ll listen to more than 30secs of this fool.

    @KingPimp – One – bruh you aint no pimp. two… LMAO… Jezzy… Real?

    Nuff said … night kiddies.

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