NEGRO PLEASE: Foxy Brown Files for Career Support

[Editor's Note: "Blogger's Note" has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice]

They got Foxy Brown on the cover of this month’s XXL lookin like Donna Summer workin the lunch shift at a strip club—in Rwanda.

“A lot of things have happened over the years between Jay and I… Ain’t No Nigga gave him his first radio hit… But there’s an unbreakable bond that will never die. 50 [Cent]wanted me to be part of his team so bad. He was like, ‘Look, I’ll do it with Jay[-Z], half and half.’ And, of course, Jay said no. At one point, 50 asked, ‘Why do you have so much loyalty to this nigga?’ Jay and I have history. There are things that he could have done better, as far as his loyalty to me, and I’m sure I’ve made mistakes that he felt he could’ve prevented.” Foxy chokes up. “When I lost my hearing, Jay gave me the respect to go heal myself. He stuck with me along the way. But there are times when I just really needed him, and it wasn’t even about Foxy Brown and Jay-Z. It was just like, ‘I need you to help me save my life,’ and he just wasn’t there.”

The tears are streaming down her cheeks. “I would never denounce him in public. That’s just how I feel. But I’ve been incarcerated for eight months, and Jay’s been everywhere, and he hasn’t mentioned one thing about, ‘Tell her I love her. Tell her to be strong.’ That broke my heart more than anything. When they sent me to jail, I just knew he would be there-everyone came. But he never showed up… My mother always says, Jay also said this, in the Tru Life freestyle ‘Inga, when a person shows you who they are, believe them. Been showing me all through the years and you just don’t wanna believe it.’”Foxy Brown, XXL Magazine (via theybf.com)

Translation: “Wah. Wah. Jay-Z won’t hold my hand no more. Jay-Z don’t give me no money. Wah.”

I know this dark butt didn’t just try to take credit for “Ain’t No Nigga.” Did she even write the shit? It’s this level of arrogance complemented by a lack of self-determination that leaves heifers like Inga running in place when they could be out handlin bidness.

What does “Jay gave me the confidence to heal myself” mean anyway? You need his help to save your own life? Perhaps we need add “self-esteem” to the list of shit Foxy’s lacking. Sounds like some pimpin shit to me.

Either that or Rev. Shawn C. Carter is her pastor.

I’m sure plenty of Jay-Z’s loved ones endure periods of time during which eight months elapse without seeing him. Loved ones higher on the totem pole than a former skeet-n-beat he used to write for. Let alone a former skeet-n-beat he used to write for residing in the pokey.

On the same coin, I’m sure there are points in time in which eight months elapse without Foxy Brown seeing some of her own friends. There’s gotta be at least one LaKeisha back on the old block singing the same song. Inga won’t go eight months without seeing Kim from the $15 manicure/pedicure/facial/shiatsu/rib spot though.

I don’t visit my cousin Ray Ray in prison all the god damn time. I got shit to do. Write a nigga. Holler when the commy’s a little low, but Ray knows his ass is in the cooler behind his own bitchassness. He knows I can’t be goin damn near to Canada every weekend. I got him on the holidays, his birthday… you know.–Every now and then.

It’s like that old war strategy perfected by the US Government in housing projects VietCong. Don’t kill an enemy solider, just wound him and take a few members of his unit out of the game with him. If we spent all our time visiting all the negroes in prison, there’d be no time left to do our respective thangs.

It’s not like Jay-Z didn’t do his part. I remember nigga jumping around in zoot suits for her. He put the camel face up in a fish-eyed lens. He penned some of your finest lyrics. What else could Foxy possibly want from the nigga? A pint of blood?

Bringing 50’s name into the conversation is merely another display of desperation. That’s just a clucklehead scratching at the dirt. “Oh, y’all know 50 wanted me too, right?” While Foxy would have been a step up from RuPaul Olivia, if such a claim had any validity to it, Foxy would have been rocking that G-Unit baby tee (from 50’s dresser) instead of unloading her bankruptcy rage on… Kim from the $15-manicure/pedicure/facial/shiatsu/ribs spot.

Negro, please.

Foxy’s real problem is that it’s not 1998 anymore. Her nana is far from at its illest and can only attract second-tier ghostwriters/dancehall artists. Nas and Jay have stopped fighting over her. Times is hard.

She might could go down Fulton a little bit and try to knock Maino from Lil Kim’s track.

Seriously, though. More Celebreality Boxing is far from the answer. If Foxy really wants to make anything of these last few grains slipping through her proverbial hourglass she’d better wipe them damn tears, scarf that weave down and get on her fuckin horse. All this energy spent reminiscing and pointing fingers could be much more efficiently spent in the lab checking levels in the lab.

Given her recent auditory struggles, Fox should probably be out writing some children’s books or some shit, though. I just don’t see how one can rap well without being able to hear.

With all that said, I’d be totally supportive if she came back to shock the world on some Helen Keller shit.

Ill Wa Wa in stores Dec 16.

Questions? Comments? Requests? But you don’t hear me though. ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: Them’s some cruel motherfuckers over at XXL for posting that Big Boss Man feat. Trey Songz today. (Coming from the nigga that just made a Helen Keller joke.)

P.S.S.: About the deck…

Maury: Jigga… 50… when it comes to 6-year-old Lil Foxy Love… You are NOT the father!

Foxy Brown: Lawwwwd! *Collapses to floor* Oh, Jesus. Lawd.

*Jay-Z & 50 perform Kid N Play kickstep to “I Get Money (Instrumental)”*

Maury: *fondling Foxy’s left breast with a crafty, yet compassionate reacharound* Don’t worry. We’ll find the father. We’ll find the father. We’ll get Nas & Spragga Benz on the show next week. It’ll be okay, Inga.

  • DJ Knox

    Baby girl, needs counseling…LOL or maybe she can get her boo, i mean bawws…I mean Ricky Ross to C.O.mfort her.

    • Deez Nutz

      Pamela Grier>Inga Marchand

  • Da PartyStarter

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  • BIGNAT

    this was cracking me up “Jay-Z don’t give me no money. Wah.” hahahahahahhaha. the things you was saying about people in jail is so fucking true. they talk to you on the phone it’s so annoying they ask what you doing. being free nigga trying not to be where you at. what am i trying to do go to work get back home get some pussy and some white castle. they send you them sad ass letters talking about shit that happened back in 88 and 89. you wanna be like tham you know i was only 6 or 7 at the time i don’t remember all that shit. you don’t do that because that will send them into a tantrum letter. or make them realize how much of there life they losing that they going back to the 80′s.

    • 619

      YOU CAN TELL LILNAT’S A BITCH. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HOLDING YOUR PEOPLE DOWN WHILE THEIR LOCKED UP, PUTTING MONEY ON A MAFUCKERS BOOKS OR SOMETHING. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU MAD BECAUSE YOU DAD NEVER GOT OUT TO COME AND SAVE YOUR LITTLE ASS FROM GETTING BEAT DOWN IN THE STREETS OR THE TYPE TO NOT EXCEPT A CALL. YOU MUST BE A C.O. ROSS FAN. I CAN SEE YOU NEVER DID NO TIME. THAT LAST FREE PHONE BEFORE YOU GET OUT THE HOLDING TANK AND HEAD UP THE ELEVATOR WILL HAVE YOU CALLING UP EVERYONE AND THEIR MAMA. FOR YOUR INFO LETTERS ARE LIKE GOLD IN JAIL. I GOT HOMIES WHO GOT OUT AND STILL GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF LETTERS THAT FEMALES SENT THEM AND DREW PICTURES ON. ANYONE ON HERE WHOSE BEEN LOCKED KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. THE SYSTEMS CORRUPT AS A MAFUCKER. I’M FROM CALI AND I’VE DONE TIME. WE GOT THE MOST OVERCROWDED PRISON SYSTEM IN THE NATION AND THE TERMINATOR AS GOVERNOR. THEIR MAKING MONEY OFF EACH HEAD GETTING TRANSFERED SHACKLED ON THE HOUND EVERY TIME YOU GET TRANSFERED. I GOT TRANSFERED FROM A SPOT THAT I HAD TO GET TRANSFERED BACK TO THE NEXT MORNING BECAUSE THAT WAS WHERE I HAD TO GO TO COURT IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO I MISSED BREAKFAST AND LUNCH FOR NO REASON. YOU A SELL OUT BITCH, SHOW YOUR PEOPLE SOME LOVE AND START AT LEAST PRETENDING TO UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLE THAT THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS BEHIND BARS.

      • BIGNAT

        one thing i am talking about people who do dum shit and go back in over and over. then once they hit jail they wanna be sorry about shit. also i have dropped lots of cash filling niggas com up so don’t even go there. i got letters and wrote alot of them and when they get out they do the same shit. thats where my comments come from. when they go back then they wanna reflect on shit again and ask for help. hope you learned from your first stay. all my brothers except me have been to jail for long periods of time. i may have not been locked up for long periods of time but i have been arrested many times. if i am a bitch so be it but i am bitch that keeps my ass out from behind bars at least for no longer than a weekend. my lawyer and the legal services i pay see to that.

  • 239allday

    I don’t really give a fuck if she makes it back in the game. Who the hell listens to female rappers anyway.

    Rick Ross aka Pig Boss got bigger tities than her by the way (no homo)

    WOY OYYYYY, WOY OYY OYY OYY!!!

  • Queens Boy

    this is so sad inga my dear, please for your own sake if not for ours, get your life together!!!
    a very sad but true post ron

    Btw I miss my wife aka Inga Marchand!!!

  • Vicious Seiger

    Foxy, it’s over honey? You are no longer rapper, you never were. Nasir, Shawn & Curtis all have bigger things to contend with then you honey. I know it hurts that Kurupt won’t return your calls and Earl stole your stash but Spragga called and said Welcome Home. Sweetie, Jamal from Rikers called and said he was too busy to ghostwrite anything right now but that girl you don’t like Tiny Kim did say she was willing to bury the hatchet between the two of you and said Joe Francis offered the two of you 2 T-Shirts and 1,000 to be in the new Girls Gone Wild: Washed Up Azz. Either way, Big Boss Man called and said Hey Boo! Before, I forget Amil & Teiarra called and said they are hiring at Baby Foot Locker and they said they could get you in, don’t mess this up, Sugar.

    Sincerly from the only person who loves you,
    Mommy

  • http://www.myspace.com/onemanprod ONEMAN PRODUCTIONS

    i dont understand JAY-Z is not her husband or man. He not God he just a friend. why she worried about this cat coming to see her. JAY-Z visit in jail? you know how crazy it would be in there? he aint gonna do that. Jay-z not her man

  • John Brown

    “I know this dark butt didn’t just try to take credit for “Ain’t No Nigga.” Did she even write the shit?”

    Seriously? RON-RON (NO ARTEST) are you SERIOUSLY asking this question? Dont you work for XXL, how can someone who works for XXL not know the answer to this question. Here let me help you out, go to your bathroom (im sure thats where you keep your XXL magazines) and look for August 2006 XXL Magazine. Its the one with Jay-Z on the cover (well one of the bunches) & they go indept on how REASONABLE DOUBT was created. There you will find the ANSWER to the question you asked above. BTW, your welcome.

  • http://eye95.tv Beeyo

    lol
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    @ Kid n play kickstep

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Damn sonn, Helen Keller was way more hardbody than Foxy brown. Helen Keller was deaf and blind and she graduated college too.

    Foxy Brown + Ray Charles + Plies = Helen Keller.

  • KjB

    I’m already addicted to paternity shows on Maury. lol U know they would have to get AZ to take the day off at Subway for the paternity test once Nas and Sprag fail it. Would a collabo album featuring Foxy, Amil, Vita, Mia X, and Gangsta Boo go Gold? I can just imagine the Funkmaster Flex commercial on BET @ 2 AM…. Different site, same brilliant hate Ron!

  • Pierzy

    Whats good Ronnie Mex…
    Yo, I’ve always loved Foxy but not only is she insane but her hair looks like shit. Just because your hair runs down to your ass doesn’t mean you look good. Foxy fell the fuck off.

  • anutha_level

    ….”Sounds like some pimpin shit to me.”

    bwahahaha!!!!

  • britt

    tell foxy to go back to jail. she’s better off there

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