I Beat My Bitch With A Stick…

With all this talk of marrying strippers I thought I could add to the discussion by letting you all know the proper methods for disciplining your whores wives. Keep in mind that I do not support nor condone the physical or mental abuse of a woman. There are times however that people need to have the shit smacked out of them. Just a single smack will do when placed properly along the cheek. Repeated smacks constitute abuse. The idea is to make your point and not to endanger your soulmate. Hitting bitches because you are angry is so fucking analog. This guide will bring you into the digital age.

First off, you should live in a city that has lousy professional sports teams. Kansas City, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Cleveland should all stand up. Fuck it, Missouri, Ohio and the whole midwest flood zone this for y’all. Studies have shown that cities with high unemployment and poorly performing sports franchises are rife with domestic violence. Somewhere down the line someone effed up disciplining by becoming domestically violent. We need to get that old thing back. It all starts and ends in the bedroom.

There is never a time when you can legally smack the shit out of your broad, except during consensual relations. You need to hold in all that anger until you are banging and when she asks you to do something harder you should thrust her head into the wall. Maybe you are giving her backshots and slapping her ass? Take that opportunity to slap the taste out of her mouth. You have to maintain an open palm at all times though. No closed fist assaults are allowed. As soon as you close your fist you have voided this guide.

Women typically require having sense smacked into them on a semi-annual basis. The tough cases need quarterly disciplining. If your woman needs to be reminded of your sovereign nature more than that I suggest you find another whore wife. Women out here are a dime a dozen. Simply find a woman with some makeup on and high heels and you have instantly have yourself a video ho vixen. Just don’t let the smooth breasts fool you though, women will love you greater when you keep them on point like a ballerina.

  • Penelope Rodriguez

    Billy…!

  • Penelope Rodriguez

    Anything else that possessed you write something like this?!?!

  • yaboy

    *dies*

  • henry

    best post in a while

  • http://xxlmag.com Cal

    Isn’t it typically a bad idea to do a Bol-esque type blog such as this when your married?

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    WOW

  • 239allday

    Thanks Billy. That was not only entertaining but educational as well. I’ve been smacking my bitches up all over the place, now I know exactly when to do it. In bed huh? Pretty clever!

    Billy X >>>> Bol

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=22695 jay

    haha u already know… theres no such thing as a wife or husbund u got a buncha hoes n players thats it.. 70 percent of marriages fail n its either 1 u got urself a hoe or playa or 2 ur jus not ready cuz ur feenin that extra pussy (or in wemon n fags cases dick) it is wut it is

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    Wow.

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  • Worley

    Ass whippings are a part of equal treatment.

  • DBlock

    APPLAUD THAT MAN U BYTCHES! APPLAUD!!

  • iGotOnMyBackpack79

    LMFAO! i found this shit so funny since i live in Cincy.

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    um, no.

  • geico lizard

    being a nice guy hasnt been working for me so you may have a point billy x but ill need you to come down and bail me out if she calls the cops on me.

  • northern california bay area

    i’ll never put my hands on a woman, but ill beat that shit outta bitch why ya bullshittin…ya diggg….

  • Combat Jack

    Good post, especially since I just beat the hell outta wifey kast nite.

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    wow.

  • Hawaiian

    the definitive guide to female discipline

    nevermind Billy, people can’t see the tongue in your cheek

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Dear Penelope Rodriguez,
    This drop wasn’t a tacit endorsement of domestic abuse. I believe that men and women both need to have sense smacked into them during relationships.

    If you have the time or the volition then please e-mail me your ideas on when a man needs to be smacked and how you would do this to avoid abuse charges.

    The e-mail address is william dot H dot sunday at gmail dot com.

    The H stands for Xavier.

  • Dub Sac

    You sure she won’t just think you’re being kinky and miss “the message?”

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Chuuch,Preach….Tabernacle. Real talk you must keep yo pimp hand skkrong,sometimes a bitch’ll get outta pocket & need to get checked wit the quickness .

  • Maddolies

    Billys The Bitch Of The Relationship Haha

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    You sound exactly like how eminem said he felt when that “black girl” left him. Umm good enough idea to legally get away with it I guess I’ve actually done that b4 while doing the horizontal(not out of anger) but ehh other good options are driving them somewhere and then kick em out let them walk or shaking the shit out of them like a british nanny; an au pair I think.
    If u do kick them out the car dont completely abandon them if chick looks even half decent she might get a “ride” home from some one else.

  • master cheef

    this is as far as you could go in on such a rich topic? 4 paragraphs and 1 scenario?

    if you gotta lay the smack down, you aint laying the jack down.

    on the flip side, sorry for accusing you of lying about the vacay. it makes me feel good to know that there are still women out there that can love a brother like you. even tho your ignorance and naivety piss me off sometimes, you’re so misguided that it is kinda endearing.

  • Liam

    LOL (i think)

  • Bmore

    i prefer to bend out a wire metal close hanger and use that. if it takes more than one whack with that – you really are pussy.

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    STOMP THAT BITCH AND CHOKE HER OUT THEN WHE SHE WAKES UP I TELL HER LOOK WHAT U MADE ME DO I LOVE YOU AND I START CRYING AND SHE TELL ME SHE SORRY AN D SHE SCREAMS AND CRYS IM SORRY AND I HAVE TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND SHES MY COUSIN OLDER COUSIN