NEGRO PLEASE: Ne-Yo Drops “A Milli” on Chris Brown

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“–If you claimin’ millis you ain’t got
this red dot is on your forehead.
My middle name is “More Bread”
And my last name is “Than Your Bread.”
Get it? Whether I sing it or I spit it, I deliver.
Resting comfortably on H-figures.
Get the picture.
You do not pick a streetfight with Floyd Mayweather.
You don’t do it.”
Ne-Yo, “A Milli” freestyle diss to Chris Brown

–And they say hip-hop is dead.

Damn, it’s been like non-rapper battle dome week so far. You would think I’ve been sweeping the cutting room floor of a new VH1 CelebRap Battle program. (I’m still waiting for a Kobe response over “You Can’t Stop the Reign.” Don’t disappoint me, Mamba!)

It is official. Everyone has rapped over the “A Milli” beat now. Jay-Z, Cory “Mario Wallet” Gunz, Barack Obama… now Chris Brown and Ne-Yo finally get after it.

Spring 2008 culminated as if “drop ‘A Milli’ freestyle” was magically inserted into every black person’s planner. Did I miss that Oprah episode? Maybe she’s putting it into her famous friends’ ears at parties and shit.

Jay-Z: What it be, O?
Oprah: Jay! Hey, darling. How’s everything? How’s my Bee?!
Jay-Z: She cool. I’m cool. Cool. *winces* I actually came over to talk to you about something.
Oprah: What’s the problem, babe?
Jay-Z: I-I… *whining* I’m not really feelin’ like my swagger is so fresh right now.
Oprah: *leans in close to Jigga* You know what I think? “A Milli” freestyle.
Jay-Z: *pauses to think* *smiles* Sweeeeeet! <with butchered Australian accent>

I guess game got passed around to Ne-Yo somehow. (I’d feel much better if I could blame Oprah for this weak-ass verse.) Actually, he starts to sounds like Kanye after a while. It’s kind of freaky.

Oh, my damn. Ne-Yo just had himself a “Kanye Moment!” This verse is a full-on B.F. So this is what bitch fits look like when you’re rich. I hope he’s not turning before our very eyes. We don’t need these things to spawn. Shit would be like 28 Days Later with everyone on earth hyper-evolving into assholes.

Is Ne-Yo-licious getting lonely or something? The very premise of this battle shit seems quite un-gentlemanly.

Given the lack of respect for rap as a form of art throughout the world music community, I find it hilarious how non-rappers continually embarrass themselves trying to do ride a beat.

I do respect that he did this without a plastic dick in his mouth. I’m putting special stickers on all “plastic dick-free” tracks from now on. (I’ll gladly provide that free service for readers who require a PDF diet.)

I’m not taking anything away from Ne-Yo. He’s on fire with the sexy-flexy love songs right now. Even within his R&B realm, is he Floyd Mayweather? Ummmm, nigga might be Don Flamenco. He’s having quite a run, but I don’t believe he’s the pound-for-pound best in the world.

Can’t be sayin shit like that when Black Zorro is free to terrorize the high schools again. Real Talk.

If Ne-Yo has a problem with Chris Brown shouldn’t these niggas be having a sang-off? Maybe a pop-locking contest? A Mike Jack-off? No Nullus.

Shit, maybe 50 Cent and T.I. should toe-wop it out over “Because of You.”

Negro, please.

Ne-Yo need to be worrying about how to get that hairline back to ground zero. Bad things will come if he takes his eye off the ball and continues to Etherize himself with these Kanye verses.

Ne-Yo:

If you really want to fuck with Chris Brown, you should just write his next #1 record. Sell that shit to his label with a bow and a note attached. I couldn’t think of anything more searing than him having to sing some Ne-Yo lyrics to his little Klingon princess. Don’t fight it out on these terms. I heard Chris Brown’s “A Milli.” That shit go way harder than this.

If you lose a rap battle to Chris Brown you’re fucking finished. An obviously grown man with a fully-receded hairline can’t let Chris Brown take his cookies.

I sure hope we can get through this week without anymore damn CelebRap Battles. I’d rather my 3am television binge be mostly devoted to a 4-episode block of “Ninja Warrior.”

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  • Hazmat 262

    LOL… damn everyone is jumpin on that shit… and you wasn’t playing about non rappers battlin now… i mean Shaq/Kobe was good, i didn’t think it would get better, but NeYo/Chris Breezy… lmao.. this shit is rediculous…

    and points for throwing a hair line joke in… dude in his 20s, lookin like he was rockin Jerry Rices half head hair look…

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    this drop is a complete mess.

  • Jai Mone’t

    All I can do is sit back and laugh reading this. (Black Zorro, Don Flamenco? Had a bitch rollin!)

    Although I just saw a video of NeYo saying that his version of the song wasn’t directed at Chris or anybody.
    But that shit is still funny.

  • chad bro chill

    “Shit, maybe 50 Cent and T.I. should toe-wop it out over “Because of You.”
    hahahaha ti wouldnt even do that now hes still shitting himself from the case

    i gotta admit tho as far as non rapper battles im still more excited to see kobe bitch out in an interview saying how he wont respond

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      kobe backed out.

      damn. i’m mad.

  • Oneofthemyos

    I thought that shit was for r.kelly, was’nt ne-yo and lil michael talking bout they was brothers at one point, oh well ne-yo’s shit was’nt bad and c.browns was’nt good.
    I dont know them ninjas should have a dance off or sing off or some shit.Dont really care.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i’m sure they’re best buds.

      celebrities do this kind of shit so we can talk about it.

  • Jazmyn

    Sooooooo apparently there’s a video of Ne-Yo saying that he wasn’t directing that towards anybody?

    WTF we’ll forget about it this time next week….

  • “BiggDogg” Black Ice

    I’ll admit, The “A Milli” beat is hard but for god sake, even Wayne’s bitch ass didn’t sound right on the track. Now we got R&B artists trying to flow. What is the rap game coming to? See, it’s this kind of shit that makes me pray every night for Gillie Da Kid’s first major album. Now Gillie killed that “A Milli” beat. He is the whole reason I even like the beat. When I heard Wayne and everyone else on it though, I was like “Boo, this shit is weak. Turn it the fuck off.” For real, if you want real rap, then listen to the King Of Philly…that 8 figga nigga named Gillie. For real. Step ya game up my niggaz.

  • http://myspace.com/DJMydas DJ Mydas

    “Ne-Yo need to be worrying about how to get that hairline back to ground zero.”

    and

    “Klingon princess”

    Comedic fucking genius.

  • TUNED2IT

    They should just shoot the fair one on pay-per-view! It would be the biggest slap boxin’ match ever, cause you know both’em is some st8 hoes. WHAT! TUNED2IT

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    • Mizz Nora

      some of yall need to leave ne-yo and chris brown because they maybe just kidding around with each other. they are both still homeboys so to the ones who are hating on them, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mizz Nora

    some of yall need to shut the hell up about ne-yo, chris brown, and everyone else because chris b. and ne-yo are still homeboys and they sell millions of records!!!! so to the who are hating off these 2 performers, please shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mizz Nora

    some of yall need to shut the hell up about ne-yo, chris brown, and everyone else because chris b. and ne-yo are still homeboys and they sell millions of records!!!! so to the ones who are hating off these 2 performers, please shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Deez Nutz

    Soulja Boy/Ice-T beef>Neyo Chris Brown beef

    Did yall hear that new David Banner, Yung Joc and Chris Brown video? I hate to say it but that shyt is hip hop?

    • Deez Nutz

      not necessarily the content but the feel…

  • http://www.myspace.com/friscorepresenter ant

    Knee-yo has potential to be the next hip hop elite if he keep spitten rhymes like that

    If they really wanna see whose better they shuld get together and see who can do the lil kick foot dance- neyo does n his video- the fastest

    Amillie people done rapped over “amillie”

  • Mizz Nora

    i just read that ne-yo said that he was not dissing chris brown. as i told yall before, him and chris are homeboys!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • john

    your posts are usually decent.. but this was just awful.

    “Jay-Z: What it be, O?
    Oprah: Jay! Hey, darling. How’s everything? How’s my Bee?!
    Jay-Z: She cool. I’m cool. Cool. *winces* I actually came over to talk to you about something.
    Oprah: What’s the problem, babe?
    Jay-Z: I-I… *whining* I’m not really feelin’ like my swagger is so fresh right now.
    Oprah: *leans in close to Jigga* You know what I think? “A Milli” freestyle.
    Jay-Z: *pauses to think* *smiles* Sweeeeeet! ”

    thats pretty lame man. and using ” B.F.”

    this whole thing sounds like it was written by a 13 yr old white girl .