What The Games Been Missing…

If you have been coming here for the past year you know that I like to do semi-annual assessments on the hardbody status of regions in this country.

The East has pretty much held shit in check overall thanks to all the wild jigs in Detroit, Camden and Philly. Yes bitches, Detroit wakes up to EST(no Acknickolous) and not CST like Chi and the Lou.

The South stays hardbody thanks to dead people still being fished out of watermains in N’awlins and the singlehanded prowess of Latarian Milton.

The Midwest has KanYe who is the Paris Hilton of the rap game because he is so hot. Hotness is usually 180 degrees from hardbody status but the Midwest has Arizona and Texas. Syzurp reportedly hardens your intestines so you can say that is like getting hardbody by default.

The West ain’t had shit in a minute. The return of Ice Cube? Sheeeeeit! The return of Ice T would get more spins. Body Count was the most hardbody band since Bad Brains.

Speaking of tea. I fucks with McDonbald’s Sweet Tea. Hardbody.

But f’real tho’

The West needed that nigga Game like niggas need pure oxygen in Beijing. Actually, rap music needs that dude even more. Game might be a shameless name-dropping emcee but at least this nigga loves the game. All these commercial niggas love their ice and their champagne and their ladypurses but no one loves the game anymore. Except the Game. And old washed up rappers that no one wants to buy records from.

This ain’t to shit on niggas that is “hot”. I prefer my emcees ice cold like a Kool G Rap verse, but if I am fucking with a “hot” rapper then ‘Ye Tudda be that dude. Is it any coincidence that your favorite rapper spits his best punchline evar after linking up with a profound punchline rapper? If you can’t recognize whose pen that is you need to get on your Colombo, and I ain’t talking about the yogurt.

So Game comes back on the scene to give the West a spark(no Lisa Leslie) and everyone.is starting to hate? Yeah, we already addressed the fact that sonn is a shameless namedropper. At least this nigga shows love to fucking rappers though. Most rappers now is name dropping Italian fags that make high fucking heels. Is these niggas watching ‘Sex and the City’?

I can’t lie though I watch that shit too and dream about smashing the brunette and snacking on her seat.

For all we know this nigga Game had a love affair with Dr. Dre that Fifty Cent broke up. For all I care I don’t even give a fuck. All I ever want is dope rhymes over dope beats to enjoy while I get right on this park bench on 34th Street.

Oh.

Niggas just turned off the orange and blue lights on the Empire State Building. Time for me to get my ass on the subway.

Someone let me know what happened with the Spurs and the Hornets.

100.

  • daz_oc

    Spurs win homie…………….

  • http://www.myspace.com/108gm Grand Master

    Beijing! Chyeah. iC’s stay winning world over.

  • makaveli

    The most important thing about The Game is that he is and always has been a fan first!

    He surrounds himself with hip hop’s elite (past and present) and that only makes him stronger! I think he name drops so much just to show love to the rappers that raised him on that lyrical shit!

    You have to give the man his props… he ditched 50 because he didn’t wanna beef with the same people he admires! Then he took 50 on and in my opinion brought G-Unit to it’s knees!

    The only reason I still listened to the Unit was to catch a hot 16 bars from Buck but now that he’s gone they only have Gayo, The Cookie Monster and 50 left. Who wants to hear that shit?!?

    Anyway… The Game is back and it’s gonna be a hot summer! The material he has dropped so far (Cop Killa and Pain) is straight FIRE!

    HIP HOP needs The Game!!!

  • Mr. Rogers

    Mickey D’s sweet tea is the mass produced bullshit version of Chick Fil-A iced tea where they happen to be stealing all their ideas from…

    this whole southern chicken sandwich….chick-fil-a

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Ras Kass = K.O.T.W. (King of the West) Period.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Ras Kass = K.O.T.W. (King of the West) Period.

  • Maddolies

    Rass Kass? Haha Wat A Joke.

    Dude Hasnt Been Hot In Years. No Homo

  • Jhon da Analyst

    “Hot”??? Man, most of us smart listeners prefer material with substance and longevity. I could give a fuck if BET or MTV says someone is hot. You probably like Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris too. Now that’s the joke————->Maddolies

  • Pierzy

    Game is a beast…pure and simple.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    “Hot”?? Who r u….Paris Hilton. Smart listeners prefer music with substance and longevity. I could give less than a fuck about what BET or MTV says is hot. They’re irrelevant. I’m sure you think Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris are ‘hot’. That’s the real joke. @Maddolies

  • freakzilla504

    This blog was pointless and lame.BTW fuck the Spurs !!!

  • http://www.rockthedub.com khal

    the game def needs the game, but game loses points for the numerous face tatoos. when he got that butterfly, it was a bit suspect.

  • EReal

    The Game loves the game so much he wants to kill himself.

    Boooooo Sunday for not even talking about the New West Order, no mention of Crooked I, Bishop Lamont, Glasses Malone even?

    Crooked I is what the game needs for sure, talk about love of the game. Two words, HipHop Weekley.

    • master cheef

      cosizzle. banks fucking ethered dude on showtime. i can’t respect anybody that used to be a male stripper.

      games rhymes are elementary. the suicidal bipolar dude is just lame. he be crying on every damn song, just like ja.

      crooked i is a motherfucking beast. the west better get behind that dude.

      • EReal

        Yeah, I dont understand when people call Weezy or Game “lyrical”. Game just has that similie / name drop / similie / name drop flow. You put him next to any of those MCs I mentioned and he’s in last place period. Crooked I is the truth.

        Caltroit > Any Game Album

        Dynasty Boss > Any Game Album

        300 Shots > 300 Bars

        • E

          quit filling your cups with haterade…respect one man’s opinion and give props where props are due

  • http://www.freshfor88.com Fresh for 88 you suckas !!!

    The West needs more than just Chuck Taylor, but that is a great start!

  • http://4cryinoutloudentertainment.blogspot.com upjumptheboogie

    yeah, game is aight… but…eh. the only people that be checking for dude all like that are typically kinda unfamiliar with the west coast, honestly. (on a side note, does anybody remember him on tela’s double dose album? he was not dope– at all.)

    but yeah, what EReal said– those are the cats, if they could ever get any consistent shine, to watch for. add blu to the equation and you gotta damn good list of damn good emcees there.

    oh, and can everyone agree that ice cube has the kind of career that these sucka emcees (from all coasts) could only wish for??

    far as ras kass is concerned– poor him. i’ma need you to keep your ass outta jail. the hell is wrong with dude? …OR maybe all that soul on ice diatribe has caught up with him and he’s permanently on The List and will forever remain in the system….

  • KLETEWOOD

    The WEST COAST needs rappers to put out albums.

    The GAME is signed GEFFEN RECORDS which means he can focus his time to the WEST COAST and push out a record every two years.

    There are too many WEST COAST RAPPERs signed to labels that don’t seem to put out records.

    Here are 4 beasts that need to drop!

    Crooked I > signed with Dynasty Entertainment
    GLASSES MALONE> signed to Cash Money.
    BISHOP LAMONT> signed to Aftermath
    Clyde Carson > Black Wall Street

    Hopefully E-40 will pick up some slack as usual. Lil Jon slows him down…but, The BALL STREET JOURNAL should be turfin…

    THE WEST NEEDS SOME ORGANIZATION!

    • EReal

      Well Game says he’s retiring, so maybe that’ll open the door for a different west mc.

  • Yayza

    I really could care less that The Game is repping the west (and before anybody says it, yes I did that on purpose you grammar whores). Yeah, the west is in dire need of some MCs that’ll make some noise, but The Game is just not a good rapper (and he’s definitely not an MC). He has his moments, I’ll admit, but for the most part his shit is just pure garbage, and unless he can pull some mad lyrics out of his ass, he is going to stay irrelevent, at the very least in my eyes.

  • Crils

    I realize you got to be straight with all the ghetto mothafuc*** on this site but I could barely get through some of these sentences.

  • @Yayza

    Your whole thought pattern is irrelevant…
    U must be a Gay-unit stan

    Game is an MC, + name dropper, + better than Ur favorite MC, + you’re a Mad hater

    I’m not the biggest Game fan but the niggah exircises his game. When the last time/ first time you heard a niggah put 21 of tha games relevant rappers on 1 song, “One Blood?”

    “Self-Destruction” didn’t have that many MC’s between both East, and West versions!

    Presently I’m chillin read’n “The Ball Street Journal,” wait’n on this “Nigger” to land at “LAX”, so we can make our way over to “The CarterIII,” for a “Detox” appointment NIG-GAH!

    1. Nas
    2. Game
    3. Lil Wang
    4. E-40
    5. DR. Dre

  • BIGNAT

    A GAME ALBUM IS WORTH MY MONEY SO FAR I HAVE NOT HEARD NOTHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME COP THE NEW ONE. I HAVE THE OTHER 2 AND THEY WERE GOOD ALBUMS. THE ONE SONG OFF HIS SECOND JOINT THAT HE MURDERED WAS THAT COMPTON JOINT FROM THE BEAT TO HIS LYRICS. HE STILL DID A LITTLE BIT OF NAME DROPPING BUT IT DIDN’T KILL THE SONG.

  • fade

    funny how people jump back on the detroit bandwagon once the ball starts rolling again?

    NOT EAST COAST NO MATTER WHAT TIME U WAKE UP

    OUR OWN ENTITY…..

    DETROIT STAND UP

  • dez

    mac dre

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    “Actually, rap music needs that dude even more. Game might be a shameless name-dropping emcee but at least this nigga loves the game. All these commercial niggas love their ice and their champagne and their ladypurses but no one loves the game anymore.”

    ^ Fo real yo. Same for that Sex and the City line (hate the show, it’s fucking elitist) Word up, that game needs the Game. Best rapper around.