Roger Clemens, American Hero…

What is wrong with all of you people acting like Roger Clemens is a criminal? Do you even know what took place between him and his teenage friend? Do you know how many teens would love to have a close personal friend like the future Hall of Fame pitcher? If I were from Texas I would prA’li say that teenage girl should thank Jesus for her friendship with Roger Clemens.

Wasn’t it Jesus who said something about bringing the children to him? Even if something sexual did occur I’m sure that it was only for educational purposes. Roger Clemens helped that young woman eduficate herself on her own beautality. People should be giving more credit to Roger Clemens for being a mentor to this girl and talking to her about things that she felt embarrassed to discuss with her parents.

Things like the Rusty Trombone, or the Teabag Moustache. What about the Chinese bowtie? You are never too young to learn Kegel exercises either. Where is a fifteen year old going to learn the proper way to do these strengthening exercises if not from a first rate veteran professional athlete? Now when she goes into the world she will be fit in body and mind. Without Roger Clemens guiding hand who knows what fate might have befallen this teenager.

Now on the other hand we see Robert Sylvester Kelly producing pr0nagraffiti with teenagers you know it is just wrong. I could see if this were the Isleys, but you see what the IRS eventually did with them? There is nothing educational or endearing about urinating on another person. Even if the act is consensual. What twisted man would even consider touching the unused flower of a teenager in that manner? These are heady times people and our morality is being confronted on every street corner. These are the days that we need to celebrate the real patriots that display our freedoms.

Thank you Roger Clemens. You sir, are an American hero.

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  • ga_finest08

    C,mon, u just wasted ur time with that shit. Ain’t nothing going to happen to him. Baseball players are just like the NYPD. Everybody sees the shit and nothing happens. I don’t even know why they have trials. U keep watching, they won’t do shit. If they do anything to him it will be behind closed doors, so he suffers no more embarrassment. NOW!, if his ass was black and in the NFL or NBA…well u know.

  • LOL

    i would piss on Miley Cyrus, rale talk

  • Pierzy

    R. Kelly must have the best lawyers in the world if he’s still free…

  • Braile

    what the fuck is this u stickin up fa Roger Clemens well you new yorkers stick up for any mfin yankee alive
    maybe if a-rod made a terrorist attack you would congratulate him on his efforts
    fuck the yankees
    Tigers all day Detroit that is the city you said is hardbody

    • Dub Sac

      I think there is a certain irony you are missing.

  • khal

    Kegels are the truth.

  • lancelot

    drip, drip, drip

  • texasleen

    im happy roger clemens is getting the spotlight because they were trying to get Barry B for the longest time

  • west philly’s finest

    I feel u and what make if funnier is that he did it to himself tryna prove a point. If he would of let it go people wouldn’t care cause he a legend now his trainer pulling out syringes and beer cans from 98′.


    can someone tell me what the fuck is a Chinese bowtie. i don’t know sound like it would hurt


    Yeah your right Billy about Mr. Clemmons, if he wants to take a 13-year old into a bedroom and ejaculate inside her anis while fingering her mouth then by gosh darn I think he earned the darn right to do it. Maybe we should let him take Miley Cyrus camping and show her how to “Pitch-A-Tent”.