Posse On Trendwatch: Now With Real Chocolate Clusters!

When I go to the grocery store I like to cop a brick of Ramen Noodles, a half gallon of 2% milk and two boxes of cereal – one Honey Bunches Of Oats and one Cocoa Pebbles. That way I get my nutrition on and my denutrition on. Nahmahobamasang? Sometimes, in the privacy of my own shame, I’ll secretly mix the two brands in one bowl. But never no more, as Phesto would say, thanks to Post’s new flavor innovation, Honey Bunches Of Oats Now With Real With Chocolate Clusters, which puts a twist on the classic Honey Bunches of Oats recipe by way of real chocolate clusters. Or pebbles, if you will. Really they’re probably closest to Cocoa Krispies, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Not usually. Needless to say, it is easily the most hardbody breakfast right now. I haven’t hardly bodied a breakfast this hardbody since I kicked my hard boiled egg habit. The exciting new flavor combination gets the full on Posse On Blogway seal of approval and to celebrate its release, I’ve prepared a very special selection of audio.

What’s your favorite cereal? Do you remember the Yummy Mummy? Did you experience a crisis of sexual identity while eating the Fruit Brute? Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying.

[Posse On Foreclosure T-Minus 4]

Save $2 on Chocolate Clusters. Taste why one spoonful is all it takes.

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  • nigga

    fuck this post, but honey bunches of oats is delicious

  • hotbox

    i’m spunky, i like my oatmeal lumpy

  • ANU

    any tracklist ?

  • sizzle88

    number three is “my lover’s prayer” by otis redding but i don’t recognize the rest.

  • http://governmentnames.blogspot.com GovernmentNames

    Man, why you gotta waste everyone’s time posting this nonsense, instead of something relevant to hip hop like Nick Cannon vs. Ray J?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    I co-sign the futuristic hardbody nature of this drop with a salad bowl of King Vitaman.

  • huh

    I Dont get it am i suppose to figure out something all i know it the second one was sampled by whoever produced “clumsy” by Fergie-furg which is kinda ghey

  • ANU

    I need the name of the last two songs

  • http://myspace.com/phantom916 phantom

    I like fruity pebbles better than cocao. Also rice crispies, oh’s and sugar puffs. Let’s not forget some raisin bran to keep me regular. Oh yeah I’ve been putting up with some sex and the city too as my girl is pyched for the new flick and yes, the brunette is yummy. I’d like to pour my milk in her cereal bowl…. Bong bong.

  • Mr. Rogers

    Honey Nut Cheerios…not fruity enough so you lose interest on a refill, can do a whole box in a day.

    I hate chocolate cereals…its fucks up the milk. lol….(didnt know i was racist)…lol

  • TheCo!!inB

    the real question is do niggas remember Urkle O’s?! that shit was THE shit.

  • http://brandonsoderberg.blogspot.com brandonsoderberg

    C’mon guys, these aren’t even hard- except for like one of them. This is probably why “posse on foreclosure”s happening…

    1. Honey – Ohio Players
    2. Bubble Bunch – Jimmy Spicer
    3. My Lover’s Prayer – Otis!
    4. Rizin Son – Chocolate
    5. Fur Die Katz – Cluster

  • MC 360 heelflip

    UPS is hiring.