When I go to the grocery store I like to cop a brick of Ramen Noodles, a half gallon of 2% milk and two boxes of cereal – one Honey Bunches Of Oats and one Cocoa Pebbles. That way I get my nutrition on and my denutrition on. Nahmahobamasang? Sometimes, in the privacy of my own shame, I’ll secretly mix the two brands in one bowl. But never no more, as Phesto would say, thanks to Post’s new flavor innovation, Honey Bunches Of Oats Now With Real With Chocolate Clusters, which puts a twist on the classic Honey Bunches of Oats recipe by way of real chocolate clusters. Or pebbles, if you will. Really they’re probably closest to Cocoa Krispies, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Not usually. Needless to say, it is easily the most hardbody breakfast right now. I haven’t hardly bodied a breakfast this hardbody since I kicked my hard boiled egg habit. The exciting new flavor combination gets the full on Posse On Blogway seal of approval and to celebrate its release, I’ve prepared a very special selection of audio.
What’s your favorite cereal? Do you remember the Yummy Mummy? Did you experience a crisis of sexual identity while eating the Fruit Brute? Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying.
[Posse On Foreclosure T-Minus 4]
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