Is Papoose selling himself short?

Branching off from yesterday’s post about how these rappers, who obviously have the means, need to focus on finding better hobbies, I’m also concerned that they could probably be finding better women.

Take for example Kanye West, who, say what you will about him, looks like he might be putting together one hell of a track record of prized pussy. The other day, when it was announced that he’d broken things off with his fiance of two years or so, what’s her face, I speculated that he might have finally succumbed to the allure of white pussy.

My reasoning being that a) there’s always been a certain subtext in his oeuvre having to do with his appreciation of the white female form (one of the few areas where we agree); and b) he had what I thought was one of the smoking-est black chicks evar – and you guys know it’s not always in my interest professionally to pay a black woman a compliment.

So I figured his only logical move at that point would be to “upgrade” to some smokin’ hot white pussy. He was about to embark on his Glow in the Dark Tour (hmm…), which I figured would be as good an opportunity as any to fall into some “road hole,” as stand-up comedians call it. And with his ego, I doubt he’d want to give his ex the satisfaction of him rebounding with a relatively mediocre black chick.

And wouldn’t you know, it looks like I’ve been proven correct. I was checking the blogs over at SOHH, and I see that whoever it is that runs Ya Heard found some pics over at Perez Hilton of what looks like Kanye in a VIP area of some sort getting his “mingle” on with a gaggle of snow bunnies. In one pic, it looks like he’s got his face buried in a broad’s cleavage, and in another one, it looks like he’s giving one of them a kiss.

Not that I’m complaining or anything. Do your thing, Kanye.

The (admittedly rather extreme) alternative would be some shit like the situation Papoose has gotten himself in. Granted, Papoose looks like a space alien, and his career in hip-hop is obviously going nowhere, but you’d think he could still do better than Remy Ma, especially now that it’s been announced that she’s about to get sent up for eight years for shooting her weed carrier in the stomach.

She probably should have hollered at the lawyer Cassidy got when he had some issues with his weed carrier. That kid’s not even alive anymore, and Cassidy was only gone for like eight months. Meanwhile, something tells me that this broad Remy Ma shot was the kind of harbdody hoodrat chick that could handle getting shot in the stomach. Also, do we know for a fact whether or not she was going in Remy Ma’s purse?

But I digress. I see that yesterday, Papoose, who must actually be a ninja (does that mean he actually did cold cock Fat Joe?), tried to break Remy Ma out of prison, and their wedding had to be called off. Actually, I heard that he just so happened to carry around a key to some handcuffs on his keychain (him and Remy probably used to chain each other to the bed) and the guy at the prison saw it and just flipped on him.

I wonder, though, if Pap didn’t plant that key there on a subconscious level, in order to prevent himself from getting in married to a fucking insane hoodrat who shot someone in the stomach and who won’t even be out of jail until she’s well into her 30s, at which point she might not even have much use for men. Earlier this year, I was watching that show In Treatment, and one of the things I learned is that sometimes we set these subconscious traps for ourselves.

Even if that’s not what happened, someone needs to pull Papoose to the side and have a serious mano a mano with him. I’m sure he thinks he’s in love with Remy Ma, but I wonder what kind of play he got before he was with her. Based on his appearance and the state of his career, I’m gonna guess not a whole lot. Believe me, I can relate. If I had a nickel for every borderline homely white chick I fell in love with, I’d have thirty-five cents. But you don’t see me down at the county jail trying to put my bid in.

What do you fruits think? Is Papoose selling himself short, or should I focus on my own problems and not be sweating another man’s relationship? Speak on it.

  • yoprince

    shit is weird, but if he loves her.. he loves her.

  • I Have A Point

    Is “digress” your favorite word?….he must can’t get anything else stil trying to marry her an she up da river for eight years…so much for a rap career…..

    • http://xxlmag.com Bol

      I borrowed “digress” from Tariq Nasheed’s podcast, which is my shit.

      http://www.macklessons.mypodcast.com/

      • Weasel F

        Bol What does your mother (whom I presume is black and has been reading your blogs from “day 1″) think of your general hatred for black people, particularly black women?
        On the side note: Do you ever consider doing a stand-up comedy?
        But apparently your “teh ghey” voice let you down…

      • PRODIGAL SON

        you can’t choose who you fall in love with, interesting thought though… oh by the way “mano a mano” means hand to hand as in fist fight… not man to man like i think you were going for… props for the nice lil european flair, peace.

  • youngz

    Lol at the “space alien” remark…
    well, at least he´s getting some media coverage of it…

  • Fe

    focus on your own problems. Cause you must have just said those things about Blk women so someone would read your shit and comment. Nobody care if Kanye is wit a White Bitchh or if that’s all you love. Good for you, they can keep your simple ass. Why don’t you read some of Black Ice’s bloggs, so he can school you, cause this is a waste of space!

  • black&mild

    “If I had a nickel for every borderline homely white chick I fell in love with, I’d have thirty-five cents”

    that was the funniest shit i seen all day. oh yeah damn rem got 8 years she definitly bout to have he “box” munched on. so pap u better find some new chick and hope by the time remy gets out she will be on that ellen degeneress diet.

  • stlien

    LAME!

  • balck&mild

    “If I had a nickel for every borderline homely white chick I fell in love with, I’d have thirty-five cents” – hilarious

    damn 8 years pap better find a new chick and hope remmy is on that ellen degenrous when she gets out or his frail ass might get capped to

  • black&mild

    “If I had a nickel for every borderline homely white chick I fell in love with, I’d have thirty-five cents” – hilarious

    damn 8 years pap better find a new chick and hope remmy is on that ellen degenrous when she gets out or his frail ass might get capped too

  • Pierzy

    He’s selling himself short both professionally and personally. If you’re a star, you trade up (Puff, Jay-Z, even Kurupt with Foxy in her prime). Step your game up, Pap!

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    Dude you already know my response, I would have tried to date some them SnowBunnies that work up at http://www.TMZ.com, but, hey that’s just me I like to swim in the Snow. Anyways you are correct Papoose(WTF is That by the way?), is as ugly as two Fat Chicks stuck in a Tube Top that belongs to Nicole Richie, and being that Remy Ma is either a extremely Mannish Female or a Pretty Tranny, Papoose is fucking dumb ass hell to wife this Chick. Also I believe that Remy Ma is a Lesbo and she just uses the said Z-List Rapper for whatever wittle Hood Fame that she could get, seeing that a Dyke-type Snoop from the Wire lookin Carpet Muncher claimed to have had treated Remy Ma’s Pot Pocket like a Free Meal at Old Country Buffet, this wittle nicca Papoose just keep taking major L’s. He also is such a fucking Prick for trying to break Remy out with a Key-Chain(how obviously idiotic is that?),Papoose needs to take a burner to his mouth, close his eyes, dream of Teletubbies and sqeeze………………

    • EReal

      Pretty Tranny? Nullus!

  • lone1

    This is not a waste of space…and if it is…it’s filled with interesting literature…Remy Ma on the other hand resemebles a gremlin and shit with the blonde streak…aside from that…she is a lunatic…she had a previous charge from when she tried to blow another woman’s head clean off but the damn gun jammed. Personally, I wouldn’t want to have a chick who had more murder charges than me….and I have plenty.

  • giantstepp

    Bol, I demand that you post some shit about Suge getting knocked the F*ck out…or are you scared, you Fruit!

  • Nizzy

    Ya, post somethin’ about Suge and quit being a lil bitch!

  • lookadeez

    gotta give you props on this one bol. funny as shit my dude.

  • og bobby j

    Papoose continues to disappoint. The first like 15 mixtapes he dropped had me amped to see him crush the game…..and anyone who heard that shit knows he is a lyrical beast….but then he feel off hard….now, he tryna wife up some jailhouse stank? I mean, i would smash remy after a few doubles of henny, 3 el’s of that good and a few e pills….but sober, i wouldnt hit with another nigga dick (no homo).

  • P-Matik

    “But you don’t see me down at the county jail trying to put my bid in.”

    lol

  • http://myspace.com/chriscubasstandup Your Parents Dont Love You

    The bigger question is, of course, how someone can be a hardcore rapper when they’re named after something that Indians and rich white women carry babies in?

  • CHUN

    I’m sure that’s my girlfriend that kanye was messing with. Not spoke to her since she went to ‘visit’ her cousin in LA…

  • http://myspace.com/chriscubasstandup Your Parents Dont Love You

    The bigger question is, of course, how someone can be a hardcore rapper when they’re named after something Indians and rich white women carry their babies in.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    @ Ease cadets & curs alike……I always thought ol’girl was cute ,very hoodish to me and her accent is sexy as fucc but make her wifey from jail says u cant get nan bitch out here on the street.Ya’ll NY niggas need to step ya’ll game up .

  • Timbo

    Pal that was a funny post.

  • Jason Murk

    First you’re tryin to figure out who’s gay… now you’re judging dudes…

    Yeah man, I think you should focus on your own problems and not sweat another man’s relationship… because you are starting to sound gay

  • FLIP

    LOL. Everybody digs on that corny ass new dude by ending their posts with “Speak on it”.

  • http://thimk.wordpress.com Vincent

    I was thinking about this craziness with Pap and Remy this morning. He just might have done it so that he could break it off (not break her out) right there and make a song about it later. He definitely has to have another chick on the side. What dude is gonna wait 8 years?

  • geico lizard

    its on thing to have sex with an ugly woman with a bad personality but to marry one makes no sense at all i dont know whats wrong with papoose,maybe he is pussy whipped.

  • skitzo

    whats a “harbdody”