Effed The Eff Up…

XXL mag dot com family,
I ain’t no wheres near a computer so I’ma holler thru my broke azz broke azz blackberry.

I wish y’all niggas was fucking with the kid tonite.. I caught this open bar event (I call them shits Obamas) for Courvosier x LRG sportswear and these niggas did it up lovely. Free food. Free swag. But most of all free top shelf ‘yac bitches. LRG gonna rule this summer, but copp that Mighty Healthy if you know whats good for you. Mighty Healthy is on the come up.

Remind me to TiVo MTV tonite. Oops, I forgot, XXL aint hit me off so my cable is still finito Maybe I can catch the reruns of the most hotnest rap when I get back right.

Speaking of hot rap… Koch Records, get me my joints. At least get me that Kids in the Hall disk. Stop playing. I know y’all count each unit. Fuck it, Double O, let me get a CD next time I see you on the streets and I will give you five dollars like you is pumping shit on the corner at Times Square. I need that Buckshot too.

Did y’all niggas see Speed Racer yet? Take your seeds to see that joint. Shit is better than Iron Man. Trust. And I collect Iron Man comics too. Bob Layton stand up.

I am extra twisted right now sitting on a park bench in Washington Square Park just like a bum. A bum in a Polo RL knit typing on a blackberry. A bum no less.

Shout out to Miss Info. I finally met shorty in person and she is finer than a muvv up in this muvv.

Shout out to super DJ Clark Kent.

Shout out to the spaceships.

Hornets vs Detroit for the ‘chip. Detwah in five. Believe that.

What is my word count now? Have I exceeded 25? Seriously fam, y’all deserve the best website in the world here but if I can’t get my chips then I can’t give out my best product. Demand better for your eyeballs. Help me help you love rap music and the Hip-Hop lifestyle.

Mostly you should help me get my paper so that I can continue on my quest to replace my liver with a robotic alcohol filter.

*professional dick riding commenters should kill themselves by choking on their mothers menapausal maxipads*

  • http://www.inkognegro.wordpress.com Inkognegro

    F….nah couldnt be.

    I dug speed racer, but i woulda slapped a PG-13 rating on it. It was a bit heavy for the youngins.

  • northern california

    you gon read this shit tomarrow n be like, what tha fuck, i dont even remeber this shit…

  • geico lizard

    XXL you need to pay this man his money. miss info does look like she can put it down in bed.

  • Timbo

    I don’t know what’s going on with xxl.com. If print is dead then the argument always went that it was because online media was taking over. But it seems the publisher can’t even warrant pumping money into the site. A sad state of affairs. Hey Billy, save the best for dallaspenn.com – I visit that shit more often than here anyway.

  • Mavenu

    WTF? i cant understand a word ur sayin’, do u get paid to write this shit? umma tell them fucken jews that own this shit to fire u!

  • Maddolies

    I Laugh at How You Try to Talk all hard like a Brooklyn Gangster But We All Know that Your a Faker.

  • Meech

    i laugh that you get on the net just to be a cocksucker Maddolies

  • http://whowalkinbrooklyn.com The Music Director, WWIB

    BXS– the Buckshot/9th Wonder is great, def. cop that. I think Buck’s subtlety, & growth has left a bunch of heads behind, too bad.

    Kidz I’m still getting into but (almost) anything with a Sean P. dropping in on is worth the dough.

    If you’re hitting up Koch, however, catch back up with Sheek Louch, even if the goddamn Yardie airhorn thing should probably be banned from hip-hop production for at least a hot minute.

  • johngone

    - 2 for saying mighty healthy is on the come up. thats just stupid.

    - 3 for saying speed racer > iron man.

  • http://thenumbertoo.wordpress.com TOOPair

    Mighty Healthy make some crazy shit, but they are on some other shit as well.

    they got so many different companies out there, that are on the come up, it’s sick!

    10 Deep, commonwealth, leroy jenkins, etc.

    so much swag out there, it’s practically congested.

  • BIGNAT

    10 deep and crooks&castles but only some of there shit. stussy but that shit kinda pricey and akomplice got some nice stuff. i am going checkout commonwealth also obey my friend told me they got good shit. also coogi is coming out with some sick shit.

  • BIGNAT

    i also meant to add this there is no reason to be in Washington Square Park unless a free concert is going on.

  • Franchise

    Hornets vs Detroit for the ‘chip. Detwah in five. Believe that.

    hell yea BXS!

  • EReal

    Damn you cant even pay your cable bill?

    I feel too sorry for you to ether you right now big homie. Two words, DAY JOB.

    Anyway, Tribal Gear >>>>>>>>>

    Wait do you have kids?

    *dickriding commenter* meaning anyone who disagrees with you or choses to call you on your bullshit right? Riiiiiggghhhttt.

    • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

      Riiiiiggghhhttt.

      • EReal

        L M A O

  • http://www.xxlmag.com jackpot

    Ayo! That LRG joint sounds like it was popping!

  • rob pursey

    Still the most terrible blog on the web – I’m even lamer for reading it.

    • INF

      yeah you are rob pur(s)sey.pursey pussy

  • master cheef

    begging for free cd’s.
    begging for people to go see a kid’s movie.
    begging for a check.(you got life fucked up, write something good first)
    begging for some pussy from miss info.

    begging is not a good look. man up, chump.

    • EReal

      In all fairness, he did call himself a bum.