Kicked out the house

“Any man who would evict his son out of his house is evil. He’s an evil, disgruntled man.” – Shaniqua Tompkins, Fiddy Cent’s baby’s mother

“I’m a winner. What can I say?” – Fiddy Cent, upon hearing that his baby’s mother would indeed be kicked to the proverbial curb (no, really)

Men’s rights advocate that I am, I’m typically loathe to give a broad any advice on how to take a ninja for his money, but I’m gonna throw it out there: Fiddy Cent’s baby’s mother might want to see about finding another lawyer. Because this guy she’s got is just plain not doing a very good job.

Er, depending on how you look at it.

I’m sure if you look at it from Fiddy Cent’s perspective, for example, the guy could hardly be doing a better job. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy turned out to be on Fiddy Cent’s payroll, similar to how Fiddy masterminded that incident with Fat Joe and Papoose aka The Ninja from a few weeks ago.

How else to explain how Fiddy Cent keeps managing to clean up in court with this broad?

Take for example back when she took him to court trying to get her child support payments upped to something ridonkulous like 50 grand a month, up from the 10 grand a month he was already paying her. Not only did Fiddy avoid having to pay this skeez any more money than he already had been, but he also somehow managed to have the amount he was paying dropped down to $6,700.

This despite the fact that it had recently been announced that Fiddy had pocketed $400 million (or was it $100 million) from the sale of Vitamin Water to Coca-Cola.

Shit, he was probably glad she even raised the issue in the first place. He might even consider taking her to court again, though I doubt he’d want to press his luck. Getting shot nine times and living to tell about it is one thing, but walking out of family court with anything other than the shirt on your back is a whole separate matter entirely.

As part of the agreement in which her child support payments were reduced to $6,700 a month, Fiddy’s baby’s mother was ordered to vacate the house she had been living in and find another place, using part of said $6,700. I would imagine the tentative housing arrangement they had before went sour when she had the sheer balls to try to take him to court for $50,000 a month.

Also, supposedly, she had other jigs living in the house with her – which is just wrong on so many levels. Imagine if you were sending a broad a check for several thousands of dollars a month, just to have her doing the nasty with some guy upstairs in the house that you own, while your son is downstairs trying to learn his ABCs.

I was still kinda surprised though that Fiddy succeeded in having this skank kicked to the curb. Not that she had any real claim to the house other than the fact that she had been squatting there for years, but you know how fucked up the family court system is in this country. I’m surprised they didn’t order Fiddy to sign the house over to her.

Instead, not only does she have to pack her shit and get the fuck out, but she was also ordered to pay him $9,000 for his trouble – presumably out of the $6,700 he sends her each month. (Though if I was him, I’d be a nice guy and deduct that $9,000 from future payments. Or shit, maybe even let me play with her huge cans and call it even.)

Damn.

Ladies, if there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s that there’s not always an economic future in constantly antagonizing a man. Fiddy Cent’s baby’s mother was receiving $10,000 a month from him, and living in his house rent-free, but that just wasn’t enough for her. So she had to take him to court to extract even more blood money from him, and look what happened.

If I was him, I would’ve brought up the fact that she was letting other jigs hit it while the poor kid was in the house and tried to gain custody, on some K-Fed shit. What do you fruits think?

  • http://xxlmagazine.com Cal

    Excellent! About time time she got kicked out. The thing that doesn’t make sense is just how Fiddy “CurDis” Jackson got such a great deal? If this was such an easy goal to achieve as he has made it seem, Bill gates would have pulled out all his charity fund Mula and jizzed his rich nuts all over it just for fun (nullus). Could it be due to the fact that Shaniqua is black and as we’ve come to learn, a black woman’s worth in America doesn’t really have an Anjelina Jolie price tag! I mean white broads are cakin’ it in this very realm!

    • ty from linden blvd

      this has nothing to do wit her being black at all.shit i know many a brother being taken down the child support road and they women’s black.

      50 just has a better lawyer.

    • BIGNAT

      NAH IT’S DUE TO THE FACT DEALS WERE MADE AND SHANIQUA DID NOT FOLLOW THE RULES. FIRST SHE GOT A REDUCTION AND NOW SHE GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT AND PAY HIM 9 THOUSAND FOR BEING A SELFISH WHORE. FIF WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP HIS SON IN NICE ENVIRONMENT MOMMY WAS GETTING MONEY AND ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SAVE A LITTLE SO SHE COULD HAVE HER OWN HOME. YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES FIRST OF THE MONTH PRADA, FENDI, LOUIS. GUCCI ETC. OH ALL THE MONEY IS GONE SHIT JUST 30 DAYS TILL THE NEW CHECK COMES IN HAHAHAHAHAH

  • Ike Turner

    Serves that low down dirty rotten flea bag k-mart weave wearing mississippi white mouth mule janky money hungry skank right! KICK ROCKS AND GET OUT THE HOUSE!

  • EL GENIUS

    HA… 1st… 1st TIME BITCHES… YES.

    NOw… I agree that this is a lesson for Women Everywhere… “Bitch BE Happy”… We all know that 10g’s and RENT FREE… NOBODY WOULD DO SHIT BUT ROLL UP, AND EAT… BETWEEN VACATIONS… SHE Was dumb and Fiddy is still laughing at other peoples misfortune’s… What happens to the kid?… WHO CARES huh??… HE’s rich either way

  • major

    50 betta than me. Let me find out a broad fuckin anotha dude in my house. dat bitch wouldnt have made it 2 court

  • moresickaMC

    That judge is a hero!

  • Tyler

    “Imagine if you were sending a broad a check for several thousands of dollars a month, just to have her doing the nasty with some guy upstairs in the house that you own, while your son is downstairs trying to learn his ABCs.” Bringing back flashbacks 2 BoL’s troubled childhood. . .

    From all this it still sounds as if U are a little raw with me over how I did your mother and real father i.e. back in the day. Look son, I said my bad. U will understand this better once U grow up.

  • render

    bol, anyone that hates on bitches as hard as you do must be gettin a criminally minimal amount of pussy

  • Tyler

    I’m just kidding Bol. The only reason why I made fun of you is because I’m mad that you’re straight and you’d never let a fag like me go down on you.

  • Worley

    50 scored one for the fellas. I’m sure Paul McCartney is trying to get in touch with Fif’s lawyer as we speak.

    • jburg

      LMAO yeah 50′s lawyer should be getting a phone call any minute. Its about time a man won one in court. These women get too much!!

  • dat koon niggaz

    bouz

    youz iz bez my nigga

  • http://suckapunk.blogspot.com Suckapunkin’

    Ninja. You Breihanic motherfucker.

  • Tray

    Classic skit on DLSID.

  • DXL

    Good win for men, but when we start winning custody of our kids in court, then can we all celebrate, 50′s baby momma is a typical baby mother, them bitches ain’t good for shit, I can count on one hand how many ninjas get along with their baby mommas.

  • mp

    the sad thing is that she was getting more then 10G’s per month. She was already getting $15k to $25k per month, not 10.

    Plus she might lose the house although she will probably appeal.

    Those north shore people got her head gassed.

  • ddubbzz

    Damn..are any of yall forgetting about his kid? Thats shady on so many levels. That nigga probably is even going to use that house at all

    • dreel

      Chill man The kid’s alright his mother threw him in the mix to gain sympathy. 50 loves that boy he ain’t gon ever let him go homeless. He just wants the mother and her boyfriend to leave his house.

  • EReal

    That kid will be provied for anyway. 50 wanted sole custody, but we all know how that goes. If anyone thinks 50s “throwing his kid out in the street” and a Judge allowed it, you’re crazy. The bitch has until the end of the 07-08 school year to find new housing. That shouldnt be too hard when you make 80+K a year for SITTING ON YOUR BROKE ASS. This bitch was gettin 15-25K a month for spitting out a kid, and had the jewels to goto court for more, money grubbin skank! Now shes got all kindsa fuckers up in the crib the BELONGS to 50, she has NO vested interest in the property, he was letting her stay there to be nice. Now she has her man, her other illegeitimate child, a buncha yes hoes up in there. Bitch GET THE FUCK OUT MY CRIB!!!!!

    LMAO!

    W for the homies, savor it, it dosent happen very often.

  • iLL

    My question is; why cant I find any pictures of this breezy online?

  • http://itsasickworldwelivein.blogspot.com Musichead4342

    I shed a tear.

    (in happiness)

  • The Spaniard

    Another rare great moment in the United States legal system.

    What about the kid? Nigger please.

    I’m sure the kid will be just fine. I’m sure he kid can go live with 50 in his real house if that skank can’t find suitable housing for $80400 a year, and that’s without her personal earnings (Ha!).

    Here, I’ll even do the math right here.

    50 cent’s cash ($80,400) + skank’s cash ($37.17) = total amount for housing ($80,437.17)

    She’ll be fine.

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Somebody get me 50′s lawyer on the phone. I need that nigga working for me, too. You can never get enough protection from these hoes, mang! I was fucking a surgeon once and even with all the money that she was making, goddamnit if I didn’t wake up one night with her trying to slice open my nutsac with a scalpel and extract sperm from my testicles with a syringe! I hit the panic button on the bedside table and my security team (Big White Niggaz) rushed in, put the laser dots on that bitch’s cranium, and blew that ho’s head clean off. I called in “The Cleaner” Illegal1, and he showed up and “sanitized” the scene for me–no evidence… Niggaz got away scot free on that one, but I might not be ready for the next ho…
    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Cinsere

    “If I was him, I would’ve brought up the fact that she was letting other jigs hit it while the poor kid was in the house and tried to gain custody, on some K-Fed shit.”

    That’s the shit that gets me. Clearly this is a money-grubbing slore he’s with, but why did he not, throughout this whole process, try to get custody of the kid. I mean, he wouldn’t even need to worry about the actual responsibility…he can afford to get like 50 nannies to take care of taking him to school and making him dinner and what-not. But in the process of kicking the slore out, he ended up kicking his son out too, and that shit just ain’t right.

    • BIGNAT

      MAYBE THE KID WANNA STAY WITH THE MOM AND IT WORKS FOR FIF ANYWAY HE CRAZY BUSY TRYING TO STAY SUPER RICH. HAVING A KID GROW UP AROUND STRANGERS IS NOT COOL HE GOING GET SPOLIED THAT WAY. ALSO SHE HAD TIME TO GET HER OWN PLACE AND THE MONEY. THATS WHAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WITH HER MONTHLY EARNINGS ANYWAY. ALSO HE NOT GOING LET HIS KID BE OUT THERE LIKE THAT. SHIT HE MIGHT LET HIS SON HAVE THE HOUSE TO HIMSELF HAHAHAHAHAHHA