The Fat Boys Reunion > Hot Boys Reunion

Now who among us really believed that the Hot Boys would reunite in N’Awlins this past weekend? The real question is who among us even gives a fuck? First of all, Turk is in jail. How are you gonna have the Hot Boys without Turk? That’s like having a club sandwich with no bacon. Turk is also the third best rapper in the Hot Boys behind Juvey and B.G. Secondly, the Cash Money clique is so fucked the fuck up with legal problems and money issues you Wayne fans will be lucky if they even release the Carter III as an EP. Sort of like how they unceremoniously leaked ‘The Leak’.

It’s not just Turk who is facing some legal issues either. Lil’ Wayne’s under indictment, Baby is under indictment, B.G. is going through the revolving door of rehab and Juvenile has been in the game for damn near twenty years. By the time these dudes get their minds right the Hot Boys will be ice cold (no Andre3000). Motherfuckers will be back to disco dancing again. I’m sure T-Pain and others will still be using that annoying whiny vocoder shit. How the fuck does rap hope to survive when every act worth seeing is looking at some jail time? Thank God for the Roots.

But even the Roots might fuck around and pull a fast one and just fuck with the R&B. At least R&B niggas are staying out of jail for the most part, other than Robert Sylvester and some irrelevant niggas from 112. I guess that’s because all the niggas fucking with R&B now are white. Justin, Robin Thicke, El-P. The best R&B chick is white too. For someone who stays as high on that shermrock as Amy Winehouse does I wonder why she never gets pinched for holding any contraband? Her weedcarriers are good like that. So while some of us pine away for the glory days of rap music circa 1999, the rest of us have to keep it moving.

A few weeks back there was an interesting day scheduled in the criminal courts here in New York City. There was a veritable Summer jam lineup. Busta Rhymes has a hearing on his assault charges, while Remy Martin was having her indictment amended to include witness tampering and Ja Rule and Lil’ Wayne were charged with illegal possession of an unloaded firearm. Are you going to tell me that all these guys are victims of the Hip-Hop police or are they just a bunch of numbskulls who do dumb shit? The only reason we cared about any of them is because they were entertainers so maybe if we turned our backs these clowns might get back to making music and earning their publicity for the shit they release?

This is why I tell you that a Fat Boys reunion is better than a Hot Boys reunion. It’s more likely to happen too even with one of those bastards being dead. If and when the Fat Boys get back together it will be all about rapping. And mostly eating, but definitely some rapping. There won’t be any reports of weed or HGH being thrown around on the tour bus. There won’t be any shots fired at their club dates, unless they perform in Minnesota and someone mistakes the dark-skinned one for a bear. And it won’t take forever for their album ‘Ride Or Diet’ to be released either. Face the facts, Fat Boys > Hot Boys. ‘We On Fire’ might have been the gheyest title for a song until the Lil’ Wayne joint ‘Kiss Me Baby’. The Fat Boys were fat, but they were definitely NOT the ghey.

  • http://yahoo.com 225

    i just lost some respect for you. hot boys all day.

    • Re-yo

      “hot boys all day.”

      PAUSE.

      • INF

        LMAO..word!

  • JAY STONE

    hilarious.Damn man you seems to have got your swagger back.more post about lil wang!!!

  • og bobby j

    agreed. Although I gotta admit i used to fuck with the hot boyz *nh* back in high school……..

  • texasleen

    Although I gotta admit i used to fuck with the hot boyz *nh* back in high school……..thats just ghey no matter what and the hot boys can still get back together….in jail

    • og bobby j

      your gay…not ghey….GAY. Texasleenoverthebed type nigga

  • BLah

    i agree that the only people who would have gave a damn about a hot boys reunion would have ppl from n.o. …where they prolly look at them like the jackson 5 and wayne could be little mike and juve could be jermaine…take your pic for tito.

  • Blaze

    For the record I go to xxlmag.com and read the blogs nearly everyday (other than the wkds for obvious social reasons)and I cant but notice you dont like wayne…no problem everybody got their opinion but my issue is with you is you parallel wayne into almost each of your blogs as its getting ridiculous…i mean turk is in jail; ok isnt one of the fat boys DEAD??!!! So whats your justification of that?? the hot boys broke separation was a cause of money greed and jealousy (just like alot of groups from the past and different genres) and with the grace of god, by way of family deaths, growing up, swallowing pride, and moving on they trying to come back on a positive tip and just cause you got a fuckin beef with wayne you shit on it. What the fuck kind of a black man are you?? Yeah rappers do dumb shit; thats a given but give it a fuckin rest when they try to do something worth a shit…you need to swallow that shit and move on yourself cause hating wayne is really fuckin with the quality of your blogs…you almost sound like a bitch

  • ad hoc (nhoc)

    didn’t this already happen? lol
    http://www.vimeo.com/406539

  • http://ifux.blogspot.com i Fux aka Etheraldinho aka Farouq Obama

    a real long early pause, But I fux with that ‘Kiss Me Baby’ joint early and often.

  • http://myspace.com/kacejones KACE JONES

    thanx sunday….u seem rejuveneted…they must be paying ur azz now…lol…keep up the good work

  • Pierzy

    I know I’m older than most Hot Boyz/Wayne fans (I’m in my 20s but am still old enough to remember Tupac in ‘Juice’ and Biggie on the ‘Who’s The Man?’ soundtrack) but I really wouldn’t care if they got back together. Shit, even the Wu got back together and couldn’t do it right so what hope is there for these dudes?

    On another note, I might pay to see a Fat Boys reunion…I damn sure would pay for a sequel to ‘Disorderlies.’ That flick’s a classic…

  • I REIGN SUPREME

    WACK POST, what’s up with you and BOL ARE YOU guys running out of material. If so, take a week off read a book, watch TV, and hopefully you will get some new topics to write about. PLEASE STOP POSTING WHEN YOUR GUYS ARE BORED, YOUR KILLING ME OVER HERE.!! Post was HOT GARBAGE!!!

  • render

    you sure cash money doesn’t have you on the payroll for all the free publicity you’re giving em?

    No pub is bad pub after all….I didn’t even know this shit even happened until I read this LOL

  • KLETEWOOD

    Guerrilla Warfare…Clear the set was Fya! Eventhough it was just Wayne…

    “See i be ridin’ on the prime in the lex bubble
    Ready to come out the truck and make yo chest buckle
    When i come i lay the sprays wit k’s by the truck load
    Should’ve got out of my way you heard my clip shuffle
    Now yall was on the block with shot gunz
    But when i finished, made it look like yall had pop gunz
    Dressed in black…long hair…long gaks…lights off no stun’n
    Pack to the back, no mask, i’m thuggin’
    (what!)what u wan’ do, if yo ribs don’t bust it
    Then 20 mo’ nigga’s follow in hummer’s, so ain’t nothin’
    (look!)17 ward is where i grew up at
    So where a busta nigga standin is where he blew up at
    I blew up that cmb so respect my peeps
    Or else you want yo life to be all over the streets
    Now watch me the younger soldier bring u closer to death
    A little more than you expect nigga…i clear da set”

    If the Hot Boys can make an album…they should bring the heat!

  • Cinsere

    “Are you going to tell me that all these guys are victims of the Hip-Hop police or are they just a bunch of numbskulls who do dumb shit?”

    Definitely the latter. That’s why I can hardly bring myself to give a fuck about any of these niggaz anymore…and I don’t mean the Hot Boys, cuz I never gave a fuck about them in the first place…I just mean anybody in hip hop, period! At least not any of these Hot97-ass niggaz.

  • http://www.pimpinpens.blogspot.com triplesixninja

    February 20th, 2008
    at 2:57 pm

    Pierzy says:

    I know I’m older than most Hot Boyz/Wayne fans (I’m in my 20s but am still old enough to remember Tupac in ‘Juice’ and Biggie on the ‘Who’s The Man?’ soundtrack) but I really wouldn’t care if they got back together. Shit, even the Wu got back together and couldn’t do it right so what hope is there for these dudes?

    On another note, I might pay to see a Fat Boys reunion…I damn sure would pay for a sequel to ‘Disorderlies.’ That flick’s a classic…

    ^^Hell Yeah! Disordelies was the best movie of all time

  • Mr.Wang

    good post Billy

  • N O ya no

    that dude blaze just said what was real i hope bily sunday comes to his senses the hot boyz would oversell anybody billy sunday likes like the fukin roots or de la soul or whatever the shit he likes it is gettin so ridiculous cuz hes not even speakin the truth now he use to at least be cool with his posts and i dunno how he just admitted the other dayin that post that he actually thought wayne was a good rapper when he got arrested n shit and still hates on him

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

    I feel sorry for lil Wang fans. They get their hopes up too much. I mean…look at what happened with “The Leak.” They were cumming in their pants for it and now they quiet about it LMAOOOO!!! Now, wheres the carter 3? lol. they lost on their pre-order money. Saigon’s album got a better chance of coming out. WAKE UP LIL WANG FANS.

  • master cheef

    how come all the rappers you like are equally as fat as you are?

    for you to like an mc, do they have to mirror your self-image?

    just curious.

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Yeah, the Fat Boys were the truth. That was the first rap concert I ever went to. Them dudes came out with pizzas and shit, and everybody went nuts.

    You’re right about the reunion being bullshiite without Turk. But I’d still go to a Hot Boys show, as long as I had some type of bullet repellant.

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

      The shooting was a huge setup in my eyes. Them cats did not want to get back together.

  • i was with you until

    wicked post. i was with you until you said the great white dope hope was the best chic in r&b like jill scott, marcia ambroican’tspellhername, goapale, chrysette michelle and many others died or some shit. anytime a white chic sound halfway black she’s suddenly the best winger in the world.

    still, that was just a detour, i got your point and it was a good one.

    pay this nigga!

  • Jerod

    Imagine this: You’re THE best at whatever it is you do, and at one time other people thought “Hey, you know, he is pretty good.” Then all the sudden…those same people telling you you were good, and believing in you, just stopped. And on top of this you’ve picked up a large drug habit that distorts your emotions and thought process to a degree that you can’t control. Dude is just an example of someone we all know.

    I know a lot of people wouldn’t understand, but try looking at life, letting alone living life, through the eyes and mind of…well, every individual other than yourself.

    I don’t think that had much to do with the topic, but it seemed appropriate for some reason.

  • Maddolies

    Ur constant hating of Weezy makes it obvious that u secretly have a gay obsession 4 him. Get off his Nuts nd write a decent post instead of dis garbage!

  • Crispy Bacon

    For Breakfast…I eat three strips of bacon.
    For lunch…I have a bacon sandwich.
    And for dinner…
    “bacon”??
    ..you’re damn right Bacon…a whole…damn..plate of it. And I’m 98 years old and I’ve outlived all the skinny experts.
    “What’s the moral of the story??”
    …huh?…wh..what the hell are you talking about? There aint no moral…….I just…like that story.

  • EReal

    @BXS

    Did you see the comments that Fisty Scent made about the HipHop police? He was asking what other force is committed to ivestigating people who haven’t committed a crime. Thats a pretty damn good point if you ask me. How can it be legal for them to create dossiers on rappers and track their movements, pull over their busses, put them under surveilence, when they haven’t done anything wrong? Its really some fuck shit if you ask me, it reeks of certin things in black history, kna mean?

    • og bobby j

      you dont need to commit a crime to be under survelliance….check any mob/organized crime collars….plus…if you constantly talk about the guns and drugs you got…it only seems logical to put some eyes on you….they just waiting for you to slip up. How about they stop pretending to be a millionaire and thug at the same time….cause there are only a few of those out there…and none of them are rapping about it.

      • EReal

        Im sayin, fuckin patriot act dawg. They can do whatever they want. But Fisty goes on to explain that its because of the money. They think that the rappers are gonna put money back in the hood (the wrong way)He says “in my hood the price of life is cheap” and he takes out a fat ass stack of 100s and he grabs maybe 5-6Gs and throws it on the floor and says “here take care of so and so” and then he does that like 4 or 5 times and then he takes the rest throws it on the floor and says “now anyone talkin about those first 6 guys, thats on them” Its fear, its because they’re afraid of ghetto dudes havin big money like that. Its actually a really good interview, and I get your point and his, but its still fucked up you know?

        • og bobby j

          Word, I feel what your saying. Its a double edged sword…..cause it does seem like a violation of rights, but the only people it effects in a negative sense are those assholes who are dumb enough to keep breaking the law. Its a package deal….if you want to live and portray that gangsta image, then you have to deal with the end result, namely, a set of pig eyes on you at all times.

  • http://www.fakeshoredrive.blogspot.com AB

    There won’t be any shots fired at their club dates, unless they perform in Minnesota and someone mistakes the dark-skinned one for a bear. And it won’t take forever for their album ‘Ride Or Diet’ to be released either. Face the facts, Fat Boys > Hot Boys. ‘We On Fire’ might have been the gheyest title for a song until the Lil’ Wayne joint ‘Kiss Me Baby’. The Fat Boys were fat, but they were definitely NOT the ghey.

    ^^^

    Hilarious.

  • http://www.akirathedon.com AK

    I laughed until a little bit of wee came out. Twice.

  • Saint

    ^ Seriously.

  • NIGGAZ IN TROUBLE

    you make a good point. but you need to up your writing game. this isnt the streets. and who the fuck are the fat boys?