Tags:

  • Fire

    “Before we get back into politics I’m going to fulfill my contractual obligation by pretending to care about what went on in hip hop last week.”
    ______________________________________________
    That was funny. It’s been slow in hip hop for a while. Lots of people are probably right there with you. I don’t care what anybody else says, I like the political posts that you do. Maybe, just maybe it’ll inspire people to actually give a shit about politics, which leads to caring about their futures in a way.

    Good post this time, though.

    • RobDigi

      Good Post homie. Hip-Hop is like a joke now. i don’t even know why i visit these hiphop websites anymore to read about 3rd grade behavior. But on the A-Team thing, they should get Jim Carrey to play Murdoch.

  • moresickaMC

    haha…that Ja line was classic.

    & the soulja boy thing was soo true.stick figure hip-hop

    WTF happened to Wu-Tang Clan??!! theyve gone down in flames…@least ghost still makin good music, so the world hasnt ended …yet

    p.s(u see…stickin to hip-hop does u good Jay smooth)

  • Jamal

    I don;t give a fuck who wrote that gay ass song. All I know is both of them bitches can’t rap.

  • sATaLyte

    Number 5(or 6?).

    Should Jay Smooth cut that Mustache?

    More on this.

  • http://www.alumnah.com Rey aka Alumnah’s Thomas Payne

    Rey’s Hip-Hop A-Team

    Jay-Z as “Hannibal”.- Duh. This one’s a no-brainer. Jay’s the boss, and he likes cigars. (no monica lewinsky)

    Slim Shady as “Murdoch”.- Not Eminem. Slim Shady. Cuz he’s crazy, you see.

    Ludacris as “Face Man”.- Dude’s not ugly (pause pause pause) and his time as a DJ will help him be the smooth talker guy.

    Busta Rhymes as “B.A. Barakas”.- Just picture “Woo-Hah” era Busta saying, “I ain’t gettin’ on no plane, Hannibal!”

    –Rey
    http://www.alumnah.com

  • one shot deal

    lmao@ who stole swag

    both of those songs are simple and corny, saying swag over and over again. niggas need to step their creativity up, theres like a trillion songs about swag anyone could have came up with that weak shit.

  • moresickaMC

    on the political tip…f&cc Bill & Hillary “hillbilly” Clinton

  • Moe Reel

    I think you should write some shit down for once. I don’t like looking at that stuff on your face (no mustache).

  • Johnny Blackwell

    I heard somewhere that John Singleton wants Woody Harrelson to play Murdock. He was in White Men Can’t Jump after all.

  • dude

    i miss YN

  • BIZZLE

    THIS NIGGA IS HILARIOUS..NIGGA LOOKS LIKE SUPER MARIO WITH THE TRASH STASH

    • EReal

      (IN Jadakiss voice)

      Ah-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • http://incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    Well this wasn’t the most thoughtful post, but then again it was contractual obligation type stuff so it’s not bad for something you dragged your feet to do. But this A-team thing sounds like a good idea, although I like your team Ima keep it all original;

    Sean Price as Mr. T – P BODY! He’s hard body and he sorta got the facial hair for it.

    Prodigy as Murdock the crazy guy – If I remember the A Team correctly, the Murdock always had like tons of gunz, and Banana Clip P seems to fit the mold, what with teaching his son how to cock the hammer and all.

    Jay-Z as slick talking con artist – Whose slicker than Jay?

    Dr. Dre as old overweight white guy who always had a cigar in his hand – Detox will come out one day. I still believe in Dr. Dre. I still believe in Dr. Dre.

  • http://koolkidkulture.blogspot.com/ Koolkidkulture

    ohio boyz. …
    man are those kids gonna be pissed when they find out that there are 1 million other artists who sound just like them. with a name like ohio boyz it’s evident they are pillars of creativity. sorry to crush your dreams, kids, but there are probably 10 other groups with the name ohio boyz with a song called swag.

    Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
    Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er-A6HsW8w

  • anonymous

    LMFAO!!!!! THAT STICK FIGURE LINE WAS CLASSIC!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/moneyburnzofficialpage Money Burnz

    Funny post…I agreee that that swag shit is not intended for us….Nobody caaaresss about u was hilarious…but why is he dissing Ashanti?….A-Team movie might be aight….and the Rza…the Rza?….I still believe….Wu-Tang 4ever….at least in my house it is…

  • http://www.myspace.com/jmack972 J.Mack

    that soulja boy shit is actually jockin the dougie from lil will outta dallas. damn i hate to see that shit everytime i step in the club! fake as swag rappers go to hell!!!

  • FLIP

    “Do US courts even have jursidiction over the nation of Wu Tang?”

    LMAO, classic

  • concerned hater

    ba baruckus: bumpy knucks, people thought that A-team stood for mopping shit.

    faceman: jay electronica, 2 months ago.

    murdoch: aesop rock, on the acid

    hannibal: rza, yes.

  • Slo Mo

    I appreciate the stick figure remark, and the anxiety and dismay of realizing Wu might not form like Voltron anymore. I don’t want to think about it either.