Puff’s Parties Kick Ass…

I’m pretty sure that Diddy japped the shit out of homeboy from L.A. that is currently suing him. Diddy does not suffer insults lightly. We all remember how he shot up the club after some fool ‘made it rain’ on him with hundred dollar bills. I’ll also bet you that Puff punched out that dude’s lights because of some slick shit that came sideways from dude’s lips, and not for a bitch that likes to party. Diddy’s got tons of those on staff.

I went to Cancun Mexico for Memorial Day about a dozen years ago when Bad Boy Records was running this rap shit and I have never partied or vacationed like that with a group of Hip-Hop fans ever since. Bad Boy Records hosted a holiday getaway that showed me they knew more about the good life than just over-priced jewelry and bottles of expensive liquor. Bad Boy was the O.G. jetski to a rented island and just chill your will status balers. We gambled, played beach volleyball, rode around on scooters and maxed out on the beach like it was our own.

The following year is when all the negroes and undesirables came to the party. B.I.G. has been killed earlier in the spring and Jay-Z was now holding the mantle as the “King of New York”. Make no mistake, Jay-Z and not NaS held that position, and Jay-Z held it longer than anyone had for the history of Hip-Hop. LL comes to mind next for the six or seven years he was Hip-Hop’s top draw and NYC’s top dog. Still nobody partied like P.Diddy. Who is more powerful? The kings, or the kingmakers? Diddy is a kingmaker. That is the big co-sign.

This is why Diddy is too valuable to throw under the bus. Just like your boy, Robert Sylvester Kelly. These dudes make too much paper for the tall Israelis and their respective corporations. They know how to make hits and they know what that good-good shit is when they smell it. Whatever shit this dude Diddy uncovers will be the next step for Hip-Hop, and conversely, American popular culture. I’m not saying that Diddy won’t have to pay some money for smacking the taste from the mouth of some privileged t.I. brat, but that is only cash that he would use to pour champagne on a tiger on fire.

Diddy makes too much money to be ignored.

  • Y. Fame

    Wow, a post on Sunday. I guess that makes me the first one to post something here. Good write up though. People seem to be getting on Hov but Diddy is pretty washed up too. Has anybody seen the releases on Bad Boy lately? Besides that, he’s been the equivalent of Flavor Flav but on MTV. Am I wrong?

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  • http://www.myspace.com/crockerishiphop Crocker

    Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.

    Don’t pull the mask of the Lone Ranger.

    Fuck with Puffy and he’ll diddy bop on ur face.

    Take that. Take That.

  • N.O. 4 life

    how were you gettin at these said parties…and you are right…diddy on big dog status…he can do anything but turn on master

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndOfDaChi

    This is why Diddy is too valuable to throw under the bus. Just like your boy, Robert Sylvester Kelly. These dudes make too much paper for the tall Israelis and their respective corporations. They know how to make hits and they know what that good-good shit is when they smell it. Whatever shit this dude Diddy uncovers will be the next step for Hip-Hop, and conversely, American popular culture. I’m not saying that Diddy won’t have to pay some money for smacking the taste from the mouth of some privileged t.I. brat, but that is only cash that he would use to pour champagne on a tiger on fire.

    Some of the realest shit I’ve read this side of blogway.

    R. Kelly is on video, ejaculating then pissing on an obviously underage girl, yet his court dates keep getting pushed back like the Carter III release.

    Those TI’s got a mean legal game, eh?

  • master cheef

    Diddy is one gully ass motherfucker. You can tell because really he tries to downplay that shit. He sho nuff a boss. Ole Diddy is smart, too. He gets away with a lot of gangsta ass shit just by keepin a cool head about him(no homo?)

    I dont think Making the Band 7 or whatever the fuck is gonna produce the saviour of hip hop, though.

  • Maddolies

    Billy X’s Hunger 4 Cock Is Impossible 2 Satisfy

  • Flymasta

    HE CAN’T RAP AND ME MAYBE INTO HIMSELF MORE THAN HIS WOMAN BUT HE CAN THROW A PARTY

  • http://www.picturemedia.co.za I RUN THIS…

    I just read this blog and it feels like i didnt read shit..WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.! Billy, stay away from the laptop if you’re not inspired..Fuck..

  • Malginant

    get off his dixx you Stan

  • monique r.

    AN EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.
    Sounds like it would make a good Jermaine Dupri video.

  • http://incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    Nah, Diddy aint been picking winners since he picked Biggie. I mean, what did he follow that with? Black Rob? G-Dep? Shyne? Na, his track record aint as good as you might think and it’ll be raining dollars like it was in ’97

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    yea he tuff alright.. pickin on random white dudes.when Makaveli was on that ass(n/h)he wasnt tuff then,and now since he’s gone, Suge broke, he can come out west and start shit.1 ? how r u gonna cosign a nigga who got dumped by a cumcatcher publicy and start makin miss u songs and shit.NY niggas is RESTHAVENS

  • big dick cheney

    Yea i cant even lie… diddy is a boss. He can get cha ass whacked real quick. The boy got goons and he know how to keep them on a leash.

  • moresickaMC

    Diddy gave us BIG…so he gets a lifetime pass

    • EReal

      That pass was revoked when he hovered over and picked the bones of Big’s carcass and used the money to remix every 80s song ever made.

      Oh and the shiny suits too. No Pass for that.

  • droopey

    diddy is full of himself…someone needs to take him off his high horse.

  • http://none JoJonKC

    Puff know he got way to much cheese to be goin round smackin up lil broke ass niggaz…shit,when his pockets grew up he should have grew up too.