No Music For Old Men…

Thirty year olds run this rap shit. Always have, always will. The twenty year olds are just foot soldiers, workers, thugs and interns. The twenty year olds that are smart take the direction from the thirty year olds and they jump through hoops like trained animals. It doesn’t just happen in rap music either. How many of you twenty year old XXL Mag Dot Com readers have to work for a thirty year old manager at Foot Locker or the Verizon cell phone store?

Don’t get mad and shit and hurl stones at the messenger. Pay your dues and you might get to be thirty years old one day. In the meantime and in between time take your ass to go see ‘No Country For Old Men’. This was only like the most hardbody movie of 2007. Niggas was gettin’ they wigs split for no money down. On some crazy shit too. Just being in the wrong place at the wrong time was all it took, and you were having a real bad hair day after that.

The story is all about this drug deal that goes bad as both parties try to double cross one another.. This dude rolls up on the aftermath of the situation and finds the drugs and the money. He does what you would think is the smart thing by taking the money and leaving the drugs. He knows that someone is prah’lee gonna come looking for one or the other or both so he grabs what he thinks will help him get away to the easy life. Shit just gets wild bananas from that point onward.

The main character is a cold blooded merciless killer who decides to kill people by coin toss. Son is psycho-matic. Like ol’ boy put the ‘matic’ in automatic. Woody from Cheers is in this shit but that nigger gets merc’ked to death. Tommy Lee Jones is in this shit too and he plays the role of this grizzled sheriff who thinks he has seen it all until he has to clean up the bodies from this bloodbath. It makes holmes realize that this ain’t no country for old men so if you ever start feeling old you should prah’lee just kill yourself in advance.

The book this movie was based on is even more thrilling for those of you weirdos that ever bothers in wasting your time reading books. I rarely do and I’m happy to say that I think my writing shows this detail. I came to this book after peeping a story by the same author called ‘Child Of God’. Now that was some sick white boy shit but I couldn’t put the damn thing down. The main character was only into fucking dead bitches. He even merc’ked a little teenage girl just so he could smash it. Me and my girlfriend play a game called ‘Dead Black Lady’ based on that book. True story.

For real though go see that ‘No Country For Old Men’ shit if your momma gives you enough allowance to pay for a movie ticket and your marijuana, er, prescription medication. Watch and see if this movie don’t win the Grammy or some shit.

  • JAY STONE

    That`s some funny shit.37years and still going strong?i heared you had heart attack BIlly

  • boner jams 03

    I agree William Xavier Sabbath,

    NC4OM was some cold work….Splittin niggas wigs with cattle guns??that shit was crazy….

    and not spoilin the plot for ya’ll but homie with the cattle gun was a man of his word…

    that shit right there with dude’s wife was “cooold blooooded” *rick james voice*

  • BAKERBOI

    Yo, on some real shit bra, I seen that shit and was blown away, as a matter of fact I check it out on New Years day recoupin from new years eve, my girls was passed out, but i check it out and was like damn, dude is a straight fool, he was giving folks da business, but his whole character meaning his walk, talk and look was on some whole other level shit. did you peep tho, everyone in the movie was calm as hell. wasn’t no screamin and shit, just straight wigs getting blown off.

  • http://ifux.alumnah.com/ iFux aka Etheraldinho aka Farouq Obama

    Yo I havent seen it, but Ima have to go after so many people co-signing that blicka’. I read a book(no homo) called Under and Alone and that ish went hard about some Babylon going undercover with the MONGOLS, I read it in four hours straight, no Oprah. Hey how I Ironic I play ‘Fear of the Black Mans dick’ with the wifey and through on a “Tuxedo Black” while my chick calls me Denzel, Kobe, Shaq, DMX etc etc..

  • render

    “It makes holmes realize that this ain’t no country for old men so if you ever start feeling old you should prah’lee just kill yourself in advance”

    “He even merc’ked a little teenage girl just so he could smash it. Me and my girlfriend play a game called ‘Dead Black Lady’ based on that book. True story.”

    LMFAO…. stylin in 08 so far Sunday

    and for real, this movie was illmatic by definition…aint seen so many white folks murked since saving private ryan

  • yeah tho

    hahaha first off how you gon start ruining the movie for niggas lol second off how a movie gon come home with a grammy? lol good post tho, imma get on that flick

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Sonn, I seen this shit twisted and afterwards I fucking went to the concessions stand and re-upped my soda so I could drop in some more yak and watch that shit over again. Fuck a Will Smith, [ll] pause to that, of course.

  • b-ease

    Not bad Billy, you’re only like 2 months late on this flick…

  • b-ease

    Oh yea, that was the worst written piece I’ve tried reading in a while. Made to like the third paragraph, and just couldnt take that shit anymore…

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    B-Ease,
    The above drop was written in a non-faggotry prose so that homos wouldn’t be able to read it.

    • Deez Nutz

      HA! Billy X just styled on b-itch…lol

  • http://www.yorapper.com YoRapper

    Yeah this movie is crazy, I did a review on it a month back..

    http://www.yorapper.com/movie-review-no-country-for-old-men/

  • http://incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    Dude where have you been? This movies been out for like 2 months. But I’m still glad you wrote about it, I saw it and thought it was one of the best films this year.

  • http://www.onthewritersblock.com/ Stakes is High AKA Professor P

    I saw that movie about 2 weeks ago. That movie was insane! One of the most slept on movies of 07. Can’t wait till it comes out on DVD

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Where was I two months ago?
    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=2073

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Dead Black Lady is the new “Brown Skin Lady”. Shout to BlackStar.

  • Chad Biggz

    How do you play “Dead Black Lady”?

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