Ludacris’ two favorite foods

If you’re one of these rappers, I’m sure it’s hard enough trying to branch out into various business ventures.

Not only do you have to worry about your weed carriers and other assorted bums from the neighborhood showing up to your new company looking for a cushy job in middle management that doesn’t require the ability to read, but I’m not even sure if it’s possible to own such a company without having to pay some sort of tribute to the tall Israelis.

Case in point, all of these rappers with these fake clothing lines.

And then there’s the matter of trying to promote your company to the business media without accidentally conjuring some centuries-old, demeaning (and yet probably true) racial stereotype.

For example, just now I came across this story on the MSNBC website about how Ludacris is planning to start his own chain of restaurants in Atlanta. He’s teaming up with this Asian fellow who runs a successful chain of restaurants in the Bay Area.

Here’s the bit, from the article, about how Ludacris was finally convinced to go into business with said Asian fellow:

Bridges considers [Chris] Yeo’s first name serendipitous and after he visited one of Yeo’s restaurants and tasted his chicken lollipops and watermelon martinis, a business relationship was born.

Ha!

And on Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday, even.

For what it’s worth, I can’t imagine the reporter invented the bit about Luda being so enamored with chicken and watermelon out of whole cloth. You can’t just pull shit like that at a respectable institution like the Atlanta Business Chronicle, where this story was originally published. (I’m sure they’ve got some sort of acceptable use policy.)

Ludacris probably mentioned it to the guy, forgetting that if you’re black, you can’t just admit to white people how much you fucking love chicken and watermelon. Especially watermelon. Chicken is understandable, in the sense that you show me someone who doesn’t fucking love fried chicken, and I’ll show you someone who ought to be placed on one of homeland security’s watchlists, right next to TPAR.

It’s like the old Dave Chappelle stand-up bit. You grow up thinking you love fried chicken because it’s tasty and delicious. But come to find out, you probably would have liked it anyway, regardless of how it tastes. The same way Indian people love food that smells like the shit that collects in your drain after you do (or, preferably, your wife does) the dishes. You just don’t have that much control over it.

Which of course begs the question: If you’re a white journalist, and the black guy you’re interviewing says he was inspired to invest in a restaurant after tasting some chinaman chef’s chicken lollipops and watermelon martinis, what should you do?

On the one hand, there’s your responsibility as a journalist to report the truth, regardless of how unintentionally hilarious stereotypical it is; but on the other hand, you see what happened to that guy from Golfweek.

All he was doing was reporting on a (perceivably) racist incident, i.e. some racist shit some other cracka-ass cracka said, and yet now he’s the one who’s out of a job. Meanwhile, I’m not even sure if the white chick who suggested Tiger Woods be lynched lost her own job. (If so, I might have a job opportunity with her name on it…)

Another obvious question raised here: What the fuck is a chicken lollipop anyway?

It reminds me of that time when I went to Diddy’s now-defunct Justin’s, in New York. In all of my 24 or however many years, I had never tried the Incredible Hulk. And let’s just say it wasn’t for a lack of time spent drinking.

Part of the problem is that, apparently, I’m the only man in hip-hop who’s more of a beer and wine person. Which is not to say that I don’t go in on some hard alcohol from time to time. Because I do; just not every day of the week.

And the other problem is that, having been raised in the suburbs, not to mention reared on Natty Light, I’ll admit I’m kinda loathe to go into a bar asking for all kinds of weird-ass drinks. People might look at me funny. So in that sense, it was cool to be in a place where some bullshit like that was actually on the menu, albeit at upwards of $10 a pop.

MY POINT BEING, I’m assuming I’m not just speaking for myself when I say that I can’t wait to try Ludacris’ new glorified chicken wing joint fine dining establishment. I mean, chicken lollipops? Watermelon martinis? Why lie, I’m probably genetically predisposed to enjoy such culinary delights.

My only real fear is that I‘m gonna die when I’m 50 Young Jeezy or somebody might shoot the place up. I remember I read a story in one of the alt-weeklies down there about how wild the Black Mafia Family is. So hopefully this place does carry-out, or – even better – delivery. Like a real Chinese joint.

  • http://www.soundclick.com/kingjafee KingJafee

    Chicken Lollipops Sound Like Heaven!!!

    Check out the new song BOOTYRAPPER over Webbie Independant instrumental beat….

    http://www.myspace.com/violentbudhist

    Lemme know!!!

  • P-Matik

    Are you serious? C’mon ‘Cris.

  • Saul Goode

    First!

    Straight comedy.

  • pistons36

    Shouldn’t there have been a huge no homo after the phrase “tasted his chicken lollipops”?

    • DevilintheFlesh

      NULLUS

    • DevilintheFlesh

      NULLUS

  • Worley

    Don’t forget: black motherlovers are accustomed to chicken from the Asian. Wings with hot sauce, fried rice and a cold one? You were doing big things back in the day. Luda just graduated to the next step: owning the joint.

  • C-Bo

    first.

  • Around and Around

    Chicken Lollipop = Chicken on a stick

    Bol you are one uncultured fuck. You belong below the Mason Dixon

    • halfNice

      Around and Around: “Chicken Lollipop = Chicken on a stick.

      Bol, you are one uncultured fuck.”

      Culture?! You’re joking, right? That’s not your idea of fine dining, is it?

      • Around and Around

        Halfnice=halfidiot

    • http://koolkidkulture.blogspot.com/ Koolkidkulture

      chicken on a stick?
      no.
      chicken on a stick is known as “chicken on a stick”

      Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
      Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er-A6HsW8w

      • Around and Around

        Kool-Kid-Kulture=KKK

        clever bitch

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  • og bobby j

    No grown ass man should every talk about their love of lollipops, chicken or other. Lollipops were made for the sole purpose of young broads giving guys on the bus something to look at.
    Luda has a dream too….that one day we can all sit around a seedless watermelon talking about chicken in other odd shapes. Chicken gushers? filled with watermelon?

    • EReal

      Easy chester. You dont wanna hear that ole,

      “Hello, my names Chris Hanson”

  • jg420

    Keep doing your thing Bol. There were too many classic lines in that one, and Luda put himself in that position. Raving about chicken and watermelon? Lmao

  • LOL

    whats wrong with liking chicken?

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso

    lmaooo, Chicken Lollipops and Watermellon Martini’s, no wonder Oprah tried to shut him down, he just exemplified his inner “Hood Nigga Maximus”, damn them shits might be my Anti-Drug!!!

  • BIZZLE

    WE ALL KNEW AS SOON AS YOU WALKED IN HERE YOU WERE GONNA ORDER SOME CHICKEN….

  • b-ease

    It doesnt get much funnier than chicken lollipops.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    it really fucking amazes me that even on MLK day you punk muathafuccas still let Uncle Tom’s and peckerwoods throw sneak disses at us.A black man cant diversify his money without some pussy knocking him.Black people have the worst kind of hate wanna know why cuz they hate each other for trying to do more or better than themselves.Most of ya’ll have self esteem issues ,i said it then i’ll say it again grab a box of tissues and go sit yo hoe-ass down on someones couch

    • Fire

      Kane’s right. What’s so bad about liking chicken and watermelon? Plus he’s owning a business. Even that by itself, not to mention his career, is more than most of these commenters hating on him and each other have done. It amazes me how much people live to hate on things.

      • og bobby j

        Kanes right about what? About it being okay to be too hard and so much of a e-thuggin broadband gangbanger to realize when a joke is being made. Look at the post above, read “chicken lollipops” and realize its ok to laugh. Damn son, you want black acceptance more then Obama…

        • Fire

          Wannabe Bobby J,
          I can’t help it you’re an undercover racist hipster that has no friends. Don’t take it out on me. I’m saying what I feel, regardless of who accepts me or not, because I really don’t care one way or the other. You constantly divide people based on race, as if there’s a certain criteria for how people are supposed to act based on their heritage. I’m not small minded like you, so don’t come sideways at me. Take care of your son and think about how little your life means instead of wasting people’s time here on XXL Mag. If anybody’s a fake e-thug, it’s you, so shut your hypocrite mouth.

          What I said has nothing to do with chicken lollipops, it has to do with people hating on a man who is making money. I realize Bol’s posts are usually satire, but some people don’t seem to, and I was talking to those people. Learn to read and use your brain.

        • og bobby j

          @ Fire (sounds like an american gladiator)
          You probably are patting yourself on the back for the remarks you made, now maybe the black kids will think your cool! You claim to “say what i feel, i dont care who accepts me” but what you really mean is “i wish, more than anything, that i was born black” Your liberal minded, overly tolerant attitude is sad. I would be willing to bet my life you live in middle america, where the minority population is extremely low. Maybe Oklahoma. You are so quick to join forces with the first “brother” you can, craving acceptance. Go cop the new black tail and jerk off to an Obama speech. I bet you have red hair.

        • Fire

          Wow, you’re attacking me for being tolerant? Are you flying your confederate flag right now? Guess my undercover racist hipster analysis was right. Just because I don’t fit into your ideal box is no reason to slander me. What’s your deal? Did you get beat up by black kids all the time? Or is this what happened? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tPcfJZnXu4

          Not caring about who accepts me is not wishing I was born black. It is exactly what I said it is, NOT CARING ABOUT WHO ACCEPTS ME. I couldn’t care less if black people or any other race of people didn’t accept me, I’m just being me and sticking true to my word, something you don’t know how to do. My ideal candidate is actually a long shot for the election: Ron Paul 2008! Who do you support? You’d probably want another 8 years of Bush. Put your KKK hood on and march off a cliff.

          To sum it up, you have never denied that you are a friendless wannabe, a divisive bigot, a fake e-thug, and a deadbeat parent. Guess all those things are true. If you aren’t anything worthwhile, nothing you say will ever be.

        • Fire

          Hoe-G,
          I am patting myself on the back for the remarks I made. It’s not because I think anyone will accept me or give a shit, but because I intellectually ethered you. Not caring about who accepts me is not wishing I was born black. It is exactly what I said it is, NOT CARING ABOUT WHO ACCEPTS ME. What’s your beef with tolerance? Did you get beat up by black kids as a young poser? Or is this what happened?
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tPcfJZnXu4
          I couldn’t care less if black people or any other race of people didn’t accept me, I’m just being me and sticking true to my word, something you don’t know how to do.
          Let’s get a few things cleared up. I’m 18. I have brown hair and went to a predominantly white high school in Shawnee, Kansas, a suburb of Kansas City, Missouri. I’m no American Gladiator, but I guarantee you I could kick your ass. I had and continue to have friends of all races because I’m not shallow enough to give a shit about things like that. I see people for who they are, not what they look like. I’ve been writing raps for three years (although I’d been writing lyrics and playing guitar for three years before that). I like ALL kinds of music (how else would I know about the Hank Williams song?). I was our school’s poetry slam champion in its first year and runner-up in its second year. People of all ages, races, and genders respect me as an MC.

          I get good grades at UMKC (which is a very diverse school), and I’m moving to Kansas City when I get more money. There are many gorgeous females there, I like them all. I am a registered Republican in order to caucus for Ron Paul and weed out the idiots in the Republican Party (the other Republican choices for candidates are all numbskulls), and if Hillary Clinton wins I will be devastated. My beliefs are libertarian leaning, which aren’t really congruent with EITHER major party in the US. I’m a pretty moderate sort of guy, although I’m generally a fiscal conservative.
          Now you know some things about me. To sum it up, you have never denied that you are a friendless wannabe, a divisive bigot, a fake e-thug, and a deadbeat parent. Guess all those things are true. If you aren’t anything worthwhile, nothing you say will ever be. Put your KKK hood on and march off a cliff.

        • DevilintheFlesh

          not co-signing with either of you 2 but LMFAO at “I bet you have red hair.”

        • Fire

          Hoe G,
          I am patting myself on the back for the remarks I made. It’s not because I think anyone will accept me or give a shit, but because I intellectually ethered you. What’s your beef with tolerance? Did you get beat up by black kids as a young poser? Or does your son call another man daddy?

          Not caring about who accepts me is exactly what it says it is. I have no desire to be any other race. I have a desire to be me and stand true to my word, something you don’t know how to do. Don’t take out your frustrations over your shortcomings on me.

          Let’s get some things cleared up. I’m 18, I have brown hair, and I’m no American Gladiator, but I guarantee you I could kick your ass. I went to a predominantly white high school in Shawnee, Kansas, a suburb of Kansas City, Missouri. I had and continue to have friends of all races because I’m not shallow enough to care about things like that. I’ve been writing raps for three years (though I’d been writing lyrics and playing guitar for three years before that). I was our school’s Poetry Slam champion in it’s first year and runner up in it’s second year. I had two stories written up on me without any music even being released. People of all ages, races, and genders respect me as an MC. I like all kinds of music (except emo) and have for as long as I can remember.

          I get good grades at UMKC (which is a very diverse school). There are many gorgeous females there, and I like them all. I have many friends. I’m a registered Republican in order to caucus for Ron Paul and weed out the other Republican candidates (all of which are numbskulls), and if Hillary Clinton wins I’ll be devastated. My beliefs are libertarian leaning, which aren’t totally congruent with EITHER major party in the US. I’m a pretty moderate sort of guy, generally a fiscal conservative and constitutionalist. Now you know a little about me.

          To sum you up, you’ve never denied that you’re a friendless wannabe, a divisive bigot, a total loser, and a deadbeat parent. Guess those things are true. If you’re not worthwhile, nothing you say will ever be. Put your KKK hood on and march off a cliff.

        • That guy

          Damn Fire you sound like my ex when she got on the rag. Cool down with a nice watermelon martini…

        • og bobby j

          Thank you for that little glimpse of life out in kansas (trailer park boy made it to college.) As I said, red hair. Probably a lefty. Mad freckels and shit. I bet your sister sucks dick for meth.

          I can say, in all honesty, you wouldnt be able to drink my bath water when it comes to knuckle game. You would get your wish….”black” eyes. I bet you have never been in a fight in your life. But, thats a useless arguement. Your only 18, which explains a great deal. I have no problem with tolerance, but i do with pussyness. I dont think you ever commented on here with out jumping off in someone else ass. You wait until you read the constructive thoughts (this is not true in this case, only because we all know Candy Kane cannot think constructively. He sweats hard addressing letters) of someone else, then co-sign it. Your a tag along. I dont respect you as a person or an MC. The fact that your a “rapper” or excuse me, an “MC” is hysterical. Thank you for running your school poetry title resume down to me, that does sound cool.

          Explain how your “tolerance” attitude gives you the ability to co sign the post of someone saying “peckerwood” but jump on me everytime I say nigga? Your like the little brother someone brings to the party, so anxious to be “down” that your willing to jump on the first set of ideas deemed “cool” by the majority. I’ve read your comments on here, and it surely appears that you spend more time worrying about the upcoming election when you should be trying to dump loads on the stomachs of those fine middle america hoes. Get your mind right, take your red cornrows out, and fuck some spanish broads. fucking young bucs, you’ll learn.

        • Fire

          This shit wouldn’t post until this morning, which is why all the replies are there. But on to something more important. Can you not read? I have brown hair, not red. No freckles either. By the way, I live about 20 minutes away from KCMO and about 2 minutes from KCK. Not a trailer park to be found. You can think what you want, but I guarantee you that I would murder you in a fight. You are the type that appreciates hip hop culture, but hides it because he wants his racist white friends to still like him. You’re also the type that probably got beat down by blacks 24/7 and resorted to waving the Confederate flag and nooses to upset them. Lowdown cowardly hipster motherfucker.

          I don’t co-sign anybody using racial slurs, but at least in that post Kane had the concept of rational thought down, which is unlike ANY post I’ve ever read by you. All you comment on is how tough you are (which you have no ability to do outside of a keyboard) and how much you know, which is jack shit. You can come at me with all kinds of preconceived notions, but NONE of them are true. You’re of lower value than a used condom. Your mother should have swallowed, and I hope to God that your son is not as dumb and delusional as you are. And yeah, I follow politics. Excuse me for actually giving a shit about our country. I don’t need to worry about the hos, go bust a nut in your right hand and do something worthwhile.

    • DevilintheFlesh

      Thinks kane missed the point of hillarity.

    • Mr.Wang

      Kane you right my nigga. And Fire I agree wit you also.

      And Bol why you stay sayin’ shit fake?

      • Dickrider Hater

        Look, Mr. Wang Rida is at it again!

        Ridin 2 dicks at once!!! You musta learned that from your mom. You can thank me & the homies later, we taught her that one.

        • Mr.Wang

          Nigga ya talkin’ bout ridin’ but look at ya ridin’ my cock.

          Bitch nigga you a stupid nigga. My momma don’t know ya but I fucked ya girl,ya moms, and any other female important to ya.

          But let me tell you…ya girl got dat head man! She suckin’ da dick like she ain’t eat fo days!

          She got dat Superhead head ya know?

          Naw ya wouldn’t know cause she never sucked ya ol raggady ass dick.

          She to busy slirpin’ mine!

          Oh shit I just cummed all over her face!
          Looks like you got to clean dat up dog!

          Ya dig!

  • jg420

    You know I dont think people are hating on Luda. Shit Im glad that he has the ambition to venture out and diversify himself. The thing is he could have picked 2 not so stereotypical foods to use as an example. Everyone knows that some white people love to make fun of black people when it comes to watermelon and chicken.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    i dont think there were any sneak disses in there at all. its pretty clear; luda said something that can be very easily misconstrued by some dumbfuck out there. however, to not even mention that its pretty goddamn funny would just be wrong. i read that article this morning and i didnt even catch that part at all, but again i dont look for contentious (and very often hilarious) race issues in everything i read. after all, thats why we have bol.

    lighten up people.

  • BIZZLE

    MY NEEZY FO SHEEZY BOL IS FAT AND GREASY!

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  • Dub Sac

    “Who are all these people that don’t like chicken and watermelon? If you don’t like chicken and watermelon, there’s something wrong with you!”

    I mean really, should a person lie about what they like just because someone might talk shit? Let them talk and reveal just what a dumbass they are, and you can still enjoy whatever the fuck it is you eat. People across the world eat some strange shit. It’s cultural. Fuck it.

  • ri067953

    Yo, am I the only one who remebers that Luda had an album called “Chicken and Beer” because that was his favorite food? He already proclamed it so this blog is irrelevent.

  • c. gabi

    sorry boys…i prefer baked chicken over fried…besides, even after you’re done eating that shit stays with you!

    and i don’t like watermelon either.

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    I ate Chicken Marsala tonight for dinner. Unfortunately, watermelon isn’t in season in the south. If it was, I’d get down. But that’s not to say I don’t like other fruits (nolo) as well.

    Question: Are the “chicken lollipops” named that way because they’re flavored? And if so, do they come in watermelon??

    This was a funny ass post, though. Good look on mentioning the irony of the editor at Golfweek who got fired just for putting a noose on the cover. I guess the publisher thought that it should’nt have been empty…

    I see that the “Hoe-G” campaign is off and running.

  • http://xxlmag.com kane corleone

    Nah see only peckerwoods didnt get what I was saying.Muthafuckas is always laughin at the wrong shit,we all know this is Bol’s job taking jabs at rappers,….but that fat fuck has self hate and he knows it and it takes a another person who has the same color as him to point it out.Some things you white dudes will never understand unless a rapper explains the shit to you in a song but hey game is to be sold. UN i c u cuz

    and 1 more thing when i first came to this site cuz and introduced myself.I let niggas know what it is and always will be Harlem 30′s Crip right? so u niggas got the hint, punk bitch I dont have to scream out my set everytime you see a post from me homie…now I read a while back a peckerwood said its just his screen name and thats where it ends…so he let me know he aint on ma level & I let him know I aint arguing with a fag no more .*the fuck i look like*

    • Gangbangers are Dummies

      Wowwwww, we’re impressed.

      Go catch a bullet, fag.

    • og bobby j

      Subliminal shots..keep it simple. I like to see you have realized that just cant fuck with me. Harlem 30′s Crip? Really? Well now I guess your the real thing. Thank you…I dont think I laughed that hard in a minute. But your right about one thing, I am no 6 diamond superstar gangbanger, so I am not on your level. Yes, its just a screen name. Is your real name Kane Corleone? point proved. Your a fraud. Gangbang on bacon?

      A pussy….thats what you look like. Bitch.

      UN, i c u too cuz! if you want my attention, i will gladly put my hand out the window, let it get cold, and slap the shit out of you again. If you are interested in keeping what little respect you still have….stay silent.

  • http://www.spatemag.com SPATE

    I think its great rappers are becoming so business minded.

    MadMan the drunk reporter cartoon with 50cent
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw6HDD6waM

  • http://hotmail.com Ghandi

    Biatch Please,

    How are you gonna talk all this shit about race and food stereotypes and then say…..

    ‘The same way Indian people love food that smells like the shit that collects in your drain after you do (or, preferably, your wife does) the dishes’

    So it’s not O.K to talk about blacks eating chicken and watermelon but it’s o.k to refer to Indian cuisine as stanky shit from the sink? Your one twisted ignorant mutha fuuker! Your just as bad if not worse than these people perpetuating the stereotypes. And i bet u think your open minded? You just lost one sucker!

    Go out and get a butter chicken then get back at ur boy ghandi and tell me if that stuff smells like sink shite!

    Man up ur culture fool!

  • stoneyisland

    Thats what wrong with black folk, we all have idea’s and plans on what Luda wants to do with HIS money. Money makes money and if I had the choice of worrying about what a bunch or broke ass muthafuckas thought about me eating watermelon or chicken on a stick or making that paper. It’s not really any choice, fuck you broke bastards and would you like some sweet and saucer sauce with that Ma’am:) We as black folk always try to pull each other down and we use race more then any other group to hold ourselves down, i.e are light skinned blacks black enough? she got a perm, she must wanna be white……Luda sell as many chicken sticks and fried chitterlin’s as you can, I aint mad at cha playa:)

  • EReal

    Did he QUOTE Luda as saying that? Do you actually think Ludacris drinks watermelon martinis? He may have quoted some of the menu items, but I dont see him outright saying,
    “Yo i had them what were they? Oh Yeah, them Chicken Lollipops and Watermelon Martinis and it was on!”

    This reporter is throwin a jab, IMO.

  • Fire

    I normally don’t have this bad of a temper, but stupid motherfuckers like OG Bobby J piss me off.

    • og bobby j

      Listen Kansas, dont catch feelings. Your right, normally you are “tolerant”, especially with your meth whore sister and her friends. I can read, and you have red hair. I pulled your hoe card already. Your a fucking clown. Your 18…I bet thinking about voting excites you more then the bitches do. “Ron Paul” (screams it as he nuts on an obama poster) Your a germ….white people laugh at you, black people use you, and your mother is your cousin. Spit somethin son….Do they call you fire when ur in the booth? Or did you get your name from your red hair?

      Reply back but, you know, in a rhyme…poetry ass nigga. Fire Alan Poe

  • these posts are racist

    No G Bobby J,

    You talk a lot of trash for someone whose son lacks health insurance.

    Just once, leave a thoughtful post.

    • og bobby j

      Tbag,
      Who asked you? Dont you have some current event to complain and take the extreme liberal stand on? Like I said before, your just a pussy that decided to ride the anti american bandwagon on everything from the soldiers in Iraq to your morning coffee. Your a fuckin flunkie. Your online law degree must not be serving you too well these days….no cases, so you spend your time bad mouthing the system that provided your mother the ability to unviel her face in public. I’d like to slap you with each page of the Koran…one by one. Isnt it Ramadan…best get your ass inside before sun down. I know your hungry…

      • these posts are racist

        Whenever someone says anything regard NO G Bobby J, the following should be typed after it, NO HMO.

        • these posts are racist

          So if someone addresses OG Bobby J, you should be sure to say “No HMO” at the end of the sentence…

        • og bobby j

          I hope your little plan catches on. You know what tho, make believe insults are funny….but when you wake up tomorrow and each following day, you will still be a bitch. IF ANYONE ADDRESSES TBAG FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH, TELL HIM HE IS STILL MY BITCH.

        • Around and Around

          That’s hilarious he kilt you OG Bobby J….

        • og bobby j

          OK, I can admit that shit was clever. False, but clever nontheless. He’s still a bitch tho

          FYI Kilt is a man skirt…killed is what I think you meant.

  • Combat Jack

    Hillarious post B.

  • Smoove

    this lets me know I wasn’t the only one kind of, umm…I’m not sure what word to use, not offended, but I was…”uneasy” (lol) when I read about the chicken lollipops and watermelon martinis.

    but why get caught up in the bullshit?

    Luda go get that money, and I’ll do my best to get to the A and sample the cuisine.

    and yo, butter chicken is the shit.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    SMH my head @ you bitches.@ GAB,thats your opinion but we all know in the streets you’ll keep it to youreself so follow suite.never said i was banging….. again game is to be sold.its my alias faggot so yea it is my name .not gonna exchange with you(NO HMO) til you man up(double NO HMO)& come out the closet.walkin round wit shit stains IN THE FRONT.it is what is i aint gotta lie to kick it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    I’ve never seen so many consecutive etherings in one drop.

    For instance

    Fire: “You’re of lower value than a used condom. Your mother should have swallowed, and I hope to God that your son is not as dumb and delusional as you are.”

    TPAR: “Whenever someone says anything regard NO G Bobby J, the following should be typed after it, NO HMO.”

    Wow.

    • og bobby j

      I thought you changed screen names?

      Fire said …****SLURP****

      then TPAR, my idol, said “SLURP”

      your mouth must be full…with beanpies and red pubes. Bitch.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    Damn OG Booby, I didn’t know posters on here were obligated to go by the same screen name every time they comment.

    I do know this though, our economy is on the brink of a recession. Instead of typing outlandish gay jokes on a library computer, your time would be better served finding ideal employment that would benefit both you and your sickly child.

    By the way, give little Booby a pat on the head for me. I believe that if afforded the right opportunities, the little guy might be able to overcome the feelings of inadequacy and lack of self worth that his father suffers from (No HMO).

    • these posts are racist

      Co-Sign. The winter must be harsh on BG Bobby J (NO HMO). But like I said before, I am willing to assist you in appealing your adverse Medicade decision for BG Bobby J (NO HMO) and hopefully getting him the much needed medical attention the young man deserves. And like Lowend says, it is not too late for him, just get your act together. (No HMO)

      • og bobby j

        It must be hard to type while slurping each other. I guess you’ve seen your mother in action. you niggas make me laugh…hanging on the healthcare shit like its your boyfriends dick….nothing else to say. And fact is, if i had the chance to put hands on you i would not hesitate. But then again, its just like you stinky muslims to attack the innocent.

        Low – you can post under what ever name you feel comfortable with. We both know that the onlt thing important to you is TPARS opinion and Lupe fiasco…so stop pretending to worry about the economy.

        Tbag – why not stop worrying about me and worry about how your father slaps your mother around.

        Next time you see my hand up, tell your pops to pull that cab over…its getting cold out here.

  • Around and Around

    I gotta say OG killed Fire man, I was rolling reading his shit calling him a red head…..but didn’t the librarian kick you off that computer yesterday? You were on there for a while man….

    Librarian, “Excuse me sir”

    Ho G (No hmo) “It’s not sir it’s OG Bobby J beeeeotchhh”

    Librarian, “Well sir you’ve been on this library computer since 8am this morning, I think it’s time to go, and your son has been shaking and shivering in the corner for the last 5 hours”

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      Hilarious. No G Bobby J, two things: 1) Don’t use words (i.e. the “N” word) you would not use in public, especially around real black people, 2) get BG Bobby J some children’s tylenol and some primary care. Taking him to the emergency room evey 6 months is not going to help him (NO HMO).

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    LOL@TPAR and A&A

    @OG Booby,

    You’re right fam, I don’t know much about you other than the fact that you don’t have a real job and your son doesn’t have health insurance.

    I would need way more information than that to determine how much of a deadbeat you are.

    I mean, responding to real life issues with outlandish gay jokes and chewing tabacco induced tough talk is what real dudes do, I guess.

  • Fire
  • Underdog
  • Fire

    Go to Bol’s website (www.byroncrawford.com), click on Scenes From A Redneck Wedding, and read the comments.

  • Fire

    For some reason these dumb asses who took over the site since Elliot’s firing won’t let me post my response to Hoe G Bobby Brady. If you go over to Bol’s site and read that post, it’ll be settled once and for all.

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    You know what?

    This is a new year.

    Truce with TPAR. Truce with A&A. Truce with TPAI. Cats gave me some incentive to believe on this post. The true enemy is Hoe-G Booby J and his like-minded squad of cockheads. No more divide and conquer. If y’all are cool, I’m cool.

    True indeed, I came up with Hoe-G and Booby J campaign, but I can’t help but to love how TPAR killed him with the NO HMO. That shit was extra classic.

    Hoe-G – kill yourself, but save your son. NO HMO.

    At least post your BMs address so we can all send him some of our old baby clothes.

    • these posts are racist

      Underwriter,

      Sounds good man.

    • og bobby j

      This nigga underwear wakes up at 530 in the mornig and immediately comes on here to comment. I think that proves your homo status. And hey..now you can give e-daps to tbag too! Its a win/win.

  • Fire

    The ethering awaits, if these dumb motherfuckers running the website let it post. I had this written two days ago, and repeatedly tried to post it, but it won’t on here.

    http://www.byroncrawford.com/2008/01/scenes-from-a-r.html

    Scroll down to the comments and read mine. It’s my rhyme response to Hoe G Bobby Brady.

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Still waiting for that street address, Hoe-G.

    Don’t worry, nobody cares enough about you to want to hurt you. You’re weaker than low-fat salad dressing.

    Eff your fake pride and your imaginary friends. Do something good for your future generation. Post an address. Accept the charity, since after all you’re nothing at all like a man that takes care of his own responsibilities.

    I promise I’ll send some bibs. Please don’t use them to wipe your mouth after another one of your meth binges.

    • og bobby j

      again…notice fuckboys time of comment. Im on your mind….you cant sleep nigga.

      pure loser.