There is No Santa Claus.

The moles at the Universal Record Emporium have confirmed that there is no Lil Wayne album coming in the 4th quarter. The Leak was a pipe dream. It’s never coming out! Tha Carter 3 the most anticipated album in the history of mankind is still tentatively (don’t-hold-your-muthafuckin’-breath-it-ain’t-gonna-really-come-out) scheduled for February 2008. I’ll believe that when some fabulous Frenchmen let Nas come out with an album named Nigger.

Bottom line: Cash Money’s master plan was always to milk Wayne’s moment of fan supremacy for as long as they could. Putting an album out can only knock the fucker off his throne unless he defies all of us and has a classic locked up in his foggy-ass brain.

But all is not lost rap fans: Fresh off the chump charges, Papa Crazy is still dropping next Tuesday. Baby basically pimped the system. “You ain’t getting what you want, I need my moment in the sun.” Nuff respect to ole girl but one thing is abundantly clear: Sylvia Rhone lost. Unless she heard some stuff that hasn’t leaked and she’s doing us all a favor. If that’s the case, she’s a saint ‘cause I just can’t take another half-baked Weezy track.

Sidebar: And there’s no Nelly! Say what you want about Antonio but at least he follows the Lyor blueprint and keeps our stockings stuffed with some rap. Peace and blessings this holiday season, Black man! L’chaim!

  • http://dronkmunk.com dronkmunk

    Carter III is NOT the most anticipated album, not even of this year OR next year, let alone “ever.”

    Try OB4CL2 or Detox

    • DANJA29

      Homie… let that OB4CL2 go. That stopped being anticipated long ago, when Rae was actually still important. Now it’s more like “if it drops, it drops”.

    • ZAC

      yes it is bra! everybody in da world been waitin on da carter 3 for like 3 or 4 years bra. cut it out. quit hatin! dats da most anticipated album of 07 and now 08!

    • Matt

      Carter 3 is the most anticipated album of all time you niggas gonna have to cut that hating out. Just because no one cares when Joe Buddens cd out or who ever the hell myou like dont mean you gotta come here and hate on Wayne.

  • BIG O

    its gonna suck anyway get off of waynes johnson.sadly it probably was very anticipated by these young kids who have no concept of real rap

    • Cj2008

      okay ur a hater…..u jus mad all yo fav rappers died out….its a new generation i bet there was plenty of run dmc fans hatin on tupac n ll cool j wen dey was hot

    • Michael

      Thank God I’m not the only one who thinks that. I think Weezy’s the worst rapper of the decade, and I don’t care what no one says lol.

  • Real Rap Is Coming Back

    How is Waynes album the most anticipated?

    His album will be garbage and I know it won’t be good but all these young adolescent kids are going to get the album and continue their rampage of “Waynes the Best Rapper Alive” when that disrespects countless MC’s.

    Lupe’s, Wu’s, Scarface’s or other BETTER albums are more anticipated to the unsheltered rap fan.

    • N.O. 4 life

      How is Waynes album the most anticipated?

      uhh did you see poll results? and i voted for the cool a couple of times

  • RZ

    Everyone who took his comment seriously when he said that The Carter 3 is the “most anticipated album in the history of mandkind” obviously dont understand what sacarsm is, just take a look at the other stuff he says.

    • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc GorillaJoe

      Thank you fam. I wonder what these lil’ kids are bringing home on their report cards these days.

  • collegekid

    Lil Wayne’s a great lyricist. All these haters on this website make me sick. You think Weezy can’t rap but you’re blasting “I Get Money” or some other bullshit rap song out. Despite the “haters” opinion people love Lil Wayne & this was the most anticipated.

    Oh yea, for all of you that disagree. No one likes you & umm….suck a dick!

  • collegekid

    R.I.P. PIMP C
    TRILL NIGGAS DONT DIE….UGK 4 LIFE

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  • RZ

    @ collegekid

    I dont listen to lil wayne at all but at the same time im not listening to anyone from dipset or g-unit so i dont think u should make such a general statement about what people are listening to.

  • SouthernPlayalisticPimp

    Fuck all the haters, get your head out ya ass, and recognize wayne for what he is… the best rapper alive.

  • ri067953

    Who gives a fuck about this when the one of the pioneers who created the blueprint for Southern fried hip-hop has passed. No UGK = no Wayne. At least UGK could put together a cohesive album and stay true to themselves and be humble, Wayne not so much.

  • Ali

    shit I was lookin forward to that….not as much as Lupe’s but still…..ppl say wayne fell off but I compare it 2 wat dr. dre said “LADIES THEY PAY HOMAGE/ HATERS SAY DRE FELL OFF HOW NIGGA MY LAST ALBUM WAS THA CHRONIC”

    wayne’s last album (carter II) was tha shit, remember that…..yea I ain’t feelin’ all these remix verses either but just remember that

  • http://www.djkeef.blogspot.com jj

    birdmans cd is hot still ya lil bitch boyz

    http://www.djkeef.blogspot.com

  • timmy

    can anyone please explain why lil wayne is the best rapper alive. listening song for song joe budden murders lil wanye plus he’s not kissing grown men on the mouth calling them daddy. and they wonder why so many men are on the dl. ha ha ha

  • NoMamesBuey

    is there ANY example of a Lil Wang collobarative song, where all the other rappers do NOT murk Wayne?

    Kanye West & LB’s Big Pooh murked Wayne in the last few months.

  • zack

    fuck all you ppl.
    lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
    his new cd is gonna be sweet.
    sucks that the leak isnt comin out i was lookin foward to that.
    birdmans album might be alright.
    BUT WHAT IM REALLY WAITING FOR IS THE NEW HOT BOYS ALBUM!!

    young money cash money dipset.

  • moresickaMC

    Lil Wayne kisses other grown men.

  • jbo

    why don’t you fucks get it.. people are gonna like who they like no matter what.. you are voicing your opinion like its gonna change peoples mind.. it’s not.. quit hating and dick riding.. if you like the dude you do, if you don’t you don’t have to say anything either way
    you act like a bunch of little girls

  • http://myspace.com/marko4aoc Marko-V

    No Nelly is a good and bad thing. It’s good becuz really, the dude can’t rap. It’s bad becuz that means he’ll be in St.Louis more throwin some of his wack ass parties. Yo, for the real voice of the Lou, check me out at myspace.com/marko4aoc.

  • H-Twon Tex

    Fuck u ni99as lil Wayne the Be5t

  • C. Mafia

    IF HIS FUCKIN ALBUM WAS ANTICIPATED YOU FUCK BOIS WOULDNT BE ON HERE TALKIN BOUT IT AINT SHIT….ON THE OTHER HAND IF ROLLING STONE SAY ITS THE MOST ANTICIPATED ALBUM IN HISTORY THEN THATS WAT THE FUCK IT IS. WAYNE APPEALS TO REAL NIGGAS NOT YOU FAKE DICK IN THE BOOTY HOLE AS PUNKS……SO GET WIT IT OR QUIT IT BITCHES!!!

  • XXL

    dronkmunk your a dumbass, The Carter 3 is the most anticipated album, the sooner you get you head out of your ass the sooner you will realize and timmy, Joe Budden, seriously you have to be kidding, whens the last time he made a decent song? Um how about never, suck a dick, and fuck the rest of you who think the same

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  • Michael

    Weezy’s the worst rapper out and possible of the decade since Gillie stopped writin’ his shit in 2004. He’s garbage. He should go back to Tha Block Is Hot-type shit if he wants to be good again cuz his new shit is God awful.

  • fukhaters

    ok. so all ya’ll dont know shit. a nigga as intelligent as weezy know what he doin. the nigga makin mad loot, goin to college, and dropin a new album…what ya’ll doin? hating. as the great katt wiliams says “let a hater hate, thats theur job.” so while you hate, lil wayne stacks paper.

  • WayneJR.

    Tha Carter 3 is and will be the most anticipated album of 08′. Wu-Tang done dropped so there goes any chance of any greatness out of 07′. Cause really, Soulja Boy? And all the other countless new “artists”-which they arn’t because I would really want to catch Soulja Boy out somewhere and beat the living shit outta his stupid ass. He aint talent, hes lucky. So any real rappers that are still left would be, Nas, Jigga, Wayne, Wu-Tang, Wycelf, and thats about it. So Jigga done dropped, Wu dropped, Nas dropped classic hits, Wycelf dropped Carnivale 2, so whos left? Wayne. Like he said, “I’m not hot. I’m great”

  • Tayshaun

    WEEZY DA BEST ALL YALL NIGGAZ STOP HATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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