Honeymooners marathon > My 24 hour blog-a-thon
Snoop Dogg on Auto-Tune > Lil Wayne on Auto-Tune
“Gossip” live > “Gossip”
Deb Gotti > Victoria Gotti (Deb is a stunna!)
Al Bundy > Al Sharpton
50 mockingly throwing up the diamond > Jada seriously throwing up the diamond
Jay's real White bodyguard Norman > His fake Black bodyguards in the “Roc Boys” video
I Am Legend > John Legend
The crust between my toes > David Banner
T.I. in his bathrobe > Ghost in his bathrobe
Dinah Shore > Ellen
A.I. with the Sixers > A.I. with the Nuggets
Clemens with the Red Sox > Clemens getting steroid shots in his ass
Nelly’s weed carrier Ali > Ali G
Brett Favre’s jock strap > Tony Roma’s thumb
Bill Parcells the coach > Bill Parcells the executive
Jay-Z the rapper > Jay-Z the… (damn, nevermind. LOL!)
Jay-Z leaves > Jay-Z stays (Or…
Jay-Z stays > Jay-Z leaves (I can’t call it)
Sugar Ray Leonard > Floyd Mayweather
Sugar Ray Robinson > Floyd Mayweather
Roberto Duran > Floyd Mayweather
Uncle Roger Mayweather > Floyd Mayweather
15 round flights > 12 round rights (Sorry Duk Koo Kim)
Jamie Lynn > Jamie Lynn Spears
Patron shots > Tila Tequila
Pimp C’s funeral > Ike Turner’s (No offense!)
Rudy Ray Moore > Rudy G
Spygate > Fiascogate
Water For Life > Watergate
PTI (ESPN sports show) > PYT’s (Pretty Young Things) (Hey the wife is reading this. She ain’t sleep yet. Oh wait, she is.)
MJ recycling his catalogue > MJ letting go of his past
MJ retiring > MJ making new music
Jordan on the court practicing > Jordan puffing stogies in the owner’s box
The Wire > “Through The Wire”
Don Shula > Bill Belichick
Commando > Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is > Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle > Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood
My father > Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood