Remy Ma likes girls: Who knew!

Not that I sit around and think about shit like this, but the other day it occurred to me that 2007 has been one hell of a year for suspect rappers getting outed, what with the likes of Pastor Ma$e, Lil’ Cease, and Lil’ Wayne getting caught cruising for tranny hookers, giving another guy the whirly bird, and kissing another man on the lips. And there’s probably a few I’m forgetting at this point. (It’s not like I keep a list in my wallet.) But with it being so close to the end of the year, I figured we probably couldn’t expect any more such incidents before January 1st.

Clearly, I’d spoken too soon! In fact, I was thinking about doing a big year-end story on this trend a couple of weeks ago, and now I’m glad I didn’t.

Just yesterday, a video surfaced of some rough-looking dyke – think Snoop from the Wire, but maybe even scarier; definitely more obnoxious – claiming that she used to kick it with Remy Ma, and that Remy Ma ate her box. But now Remy Ma doesn’t have time for this… um, girl anymore, which is presumably why she’s putting Remy on blast. You can tell the two of them at least know one another, because the girl calls Remy on her cell and Remy picks up like, “What up, shorty?” But then Remy hangs up before they can get into any discussion of box-eating.

Check the video for yourself: Remy Ma Ex Lover Speaks!!! [YouTube]

Which was especially bad timing for me, since I had just revealed on my own site that, given a choice between Remy Ma and Lil’ Kim, with whom she supposedly has beef, I would bang Remy Ma. And this was like, a mere matter of hours before this video hit the Internets. If I didn’t have to work a rare morning shift at the BGM yesterday (hence blogging about Ike Turner at the ass crack of dawn), I would’ve known better.

I’m not sure whether or not (theoretically) banging a broad who’s obviously a dyke could be construed as teh ghey, but nullus anyway, just in case. Still, having thought long and hard about this, I’m gonna stand by my decision to bang Remy Ma over Lil’ Kim, for three reasons.

1) A real man doesn’t just change his opinion on shit based on what other people think.

2) Yeah, Remy Ma likes other girls, but I don’t buy for a minute that pretty much all women don’t like other women. How couldn’t they? If I was a girl, I would almost certainly be attracted to other women. Nullus again, just in case.

3) For what it’s worth, Remy Ma, dyke-ish though she may be, doesn’t purposely present herself to the world as a butch lesbian. She may have a masculine build and be scarier in some ways than most men, but it’s not like it’s her goal to look like a carpet muncher. And I’ll admit that most black women tend to activate my fight or flight instinct. Ten-plus years working in the service industry will do that to you.

What do you fruits think? Remy Ma is obviously a dyke, right? But what if a girl was obviously a dyke, but had an especially nice body. Would it be kinda teh ghey to have sex with her? Would you do it anyway? Like, what if Foxy Brown wasn’t clearly batshit and also pretty widely known to suffer from personal hygiene issues. Would you turn down some quality time with those cans because you knew she spent a lot of time with her face buried in another woman’s crotch? I’d probably go for it anyway, but you ‘bags know one of my lifetime goals is to make it with a deaf broad.

  • MIKIKIKI

    I WONDER HOW A DEAF BROAD MOANS?

    • nappy_pappy

      wow… its not really a shock…I always thought remy was, at least, bisexual. But she dont look like a guy whatsoever i dont know what yall talkin bout she would get it!! So no its not teh ghey to bang out a lesbian chick…as long as she look like a chick…It’s suspect if u bang out a dyke bitch that looks like her name is Earl. then u got problems

      • EReal

        Yo, how does banging a lesbo chick make you gay? In fact, doesn’t that make you more of a man because you can stick it to a lesbo broad? Bol’s logic doesn’t make sense, but then again, when does it?
        ^^^^^^^^
        Co-Sign.

        We all know where the line is, dont act like you dont.

        I.E. Id bang Porche D’Rossi but Im not even thinkin bout bangin Ellen.

        Besides, you never fucked two bitches at the same time? Got double head? Or even three way kissed with two broads? Obviously not if you’re askin if that makes you gay. *SMH*

        Bol man, you have serious issues man.

  • Smoove

    youre not alone at all bro, i’d bang Remy Ma too. she ain’t that bad lookin’, and like you said, if I was a woman, I’d definitely be attracted to other women too…yo, i have nothing against gay men, but I just dont understand how you could NOT be attracted to women, not even the least bit?

    but all in all, i’d bang Remy Ma.

  • fuck em all

    I WOULD BANG LIL KIM. NO DOUBT. FUCK HER RIGHT IN HER LIL ASSHOLE. THEN ILL MAKE HER SUCK IT. DATZ DA TRUTH

  • blacker cracker

    i’d suck jail food out of her asshole in front of my grandmother

    • http://www.gnaa.us Stonewall Jackson

      This comment has my approval

    • og bobby j

      @ Blacker

      Hands down the funniest shit i ever read on this site..

      • blacker crakcer

        i liked the faceoff facefirst pantsoff comment, myself lmao

  • Duder

    Pussy is pussy, and maybe you can get her HOT lady friends to come over and help out… Biatch!

  • Mr.Wang

    Why am I not surprised! I mean but I agree with Smoove I’ll still hit.

  • lil nabisco

    Of course, esp considering she really seems to like fucking. Any chick who has her and her girls pull trains on guys sounds like a pretty good night to me.

  • b-ease

    Remy being a confirmed carpet muncher just makes her that much more fuckable. Before I knew she was a dyke, I’d hit it. Now, I’d hit it, and also try to convince her to bring a girlfriend so i could see some good old fashioned box eating live and in living color.

  • http://misterricky@blackplanet.com BossGame

    LMAO @ i’d suck jail food out of her asshole in front of my grandmother
    Actually, ROTHFLMAO @ i’d suck jail food out of her asshole in front of my grandmother

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  • i’ll hit

    i’ll hit, also whats the point of putting a video out like that anyway.

  • ri067953

    Yo, how does banging a lesbo chick make you gay? In fact, doesn’t that make you more of a man because you can stick it to a lesbo broad? Bol’s logic doesn’t make sense, but then again, when does it?

    BTW, it isn’t the fact that she is a lesbo but Remy looks like a dude so that in turn would make you gay. You mind as well be stickin Ellen.

  • irancontra

    Remy Ma looks like a dude straight up. Her bangs make her shit look even more like a wig. Lil’ Kim, as plastic as that bitch is, would at least still have that pudgy little ass to stick my face in. I’d straight up lay on the bed and let her plop that fat little ass right on my mouth–ass cheeks falling down the sides of my face. I don’t give a fuck if she was stank, clean, furry, shaved…nothing, just sit them holes by my mouth and I’m a lick both of em clean. Asses only stink until you lick on em for a few seconds, so I’d man up and just poke my tongue up into her tight (loose?) anus and just go nuts eating that. Of course, she would be deep throating me at the same time getting my dick all sloppy wet. Mmmm… After she got me nice and hard, I’d tell her to shit on my dick. I’d stick my slick pole right up into that butt and tell her to start shitting. I’d be fun to watch the shit squirt from out the sides of my dick while it’s still in her. The smell would be incredible. After that, I’d tell her to flip around and put her little clit in my mouth and piss in my mouth. I’d drink all that yummy Gatorade and just let it run out the sides of my mouth and drip off my chin. Then I’d make her beat my dick til it got all scratched and red and I’d go raw dog up in her pussy. Fuck that shit for about 5 minutes then pull her close and hold her tight and bust off deep inside of her… Ooowee! I got to go to the bathroom!

  • Young Deuce aka Princinnati

    Remy can get it from me. T.I. once said a quote that I cosign on. “I like chillin with women that like women.” More pussy for me as long as long as they aint butch dyke women.

  • GOONS ‘r’ COONS

    WHY IS THIS A SURPRISE?

    DESPITE THE ‘REAL NIGGA’ IMAGE OF THE HOOD, ITS KNOWN THAT THERE’S A TON OF ‘HOMO-THUGS’ AND ‘BULL-DYKES’CHASING EACH OTHER CAUSING DRAMA.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: DON’T FUCK WITH A BITCH FROM THE PROJECT, YO!

  • Rachell

    Look, all these rap bitches are on some dyke shit fuck’n they fans and other video hoes.

    You want the truth? Your favorite rapper sucks a mean dick too!

  • LBDII

    I dont care what shes done with a woman Im hitting it. I still like Lil Kim more though.

  • http://www.pimpinpens.blogspot.com triplesixninja

    i dont understand why a females sexual orientation has any affect on weather or not a person would hit it or not. carpet muncher or no, I would still tap Remy Ma and Lil Kim. But I would fuck with hats on, unless I was receiving brains. In that case I would go without the condom because your not going to get the hiv from getting oral sex, unless the bitch is bleeding from the grill or something. Anyway I digress, on another note what the fuck does teh gay, and nullus mean? I keep reading that shit on here and I dont have the slightest clue what the freak that shit is. Its been pissing me off. If someone could inform me of this I would greatly appreciate it.

  • N.O. 4 life

    i wise man once said…”my girl got a girl friend”

    id hit it it aint like it wont feel good

  • Big Gee

    I fucked a couple of dykes and the shit was cool. Most of them dyke hoes who act all tough and shit is totaly fake and all they really want is some pipe in they life.Plus Dykes bitches have some of the tightest bofdies under all them hoodies and basketball shorts and shit.

  • stacks

    triplesixninja is a dumbass its mad diseases yu could get from oral sex dumb fuck…but i dont think remy gay she got a kid and on mad songs she be talkin bout fuckin niggas

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=17578 WritersBlock

    enough of that shit…bol whats your opinion on lupes new shit…you cant hate on him anymore and that cd is the greatest thing to come out this year and in my opinion could top “Food & Liquor”….but whats your thoughts bol…blog that shit

  • Content

    …as long as she doesn’t bring that little gremlin bitch with her.

  • Manny B.

    It’s supposedly not true but even if it was ALL DAY EVERYDAY. Also Kim circa ’97, F-Boogie, Diamond from Crime Mob, rap broads with looks this side of Jackie-O.

  • thoreauly77

    um, anyone that is against fucking with girls that fuck with girls is likely insane or a homosexual male. seriously. who the fuck wouldn’t want to fuck two(or more) women at once and let them play with each other too? time to grow up or go sit in the corner there kids.

    • EReal

      Co-Sign to the fullest.

  • moresickaMC

    I don’t trust dykes…

  • one shot deal

    I dont know what dudes is talking about, i think remy is fine as shit, i would give her the “business”

  • http://www.pimpinpens.blogspot.com triplesixninja

    stacks says:

    triplesixninja is a dumbass its mad diseases yu could get from oral sex dumb fuck…but i dont think remy gay she got a kid and on mad songs she be talkin bout fuckin niggas

    ur mother is a dumbass.

  • stoneyisland

    EVERYBODy knew Remy’s masculine ass was a carpet muncher. Now I see why she has so much hostility towards men and female rappers:) the bulldagger ass bitch wants to eat Lil Kim out and Kim being the skank she is SHOULD let Remy do it:) I can see a reality show coming out of this if these two bitches could hook up………….

  • Autumn

    not all dykes look like guys you ignorant fucks. did you grow up in closets? pun intended. there are plenty of hot lesbians. secondly a chick is far more likely to get a STD from sex with men. read a fucking book dipshits. of the entire world population more straight people have AIDs than anyone. Heterosexuality is the sexuality of choice in the world. therefore more straight people have AIDs. you homophobes are so fucking ignorant

  • stoneyisland

    Autumn says: you homophobes are so fucking ignorant

    Autumn? from WALKTAKEN? I thought I recognized the hostility:)

  • these posts are racist

    Again pure homophobia, you’re such a bigot. I have homosexuals in my family and they’re all fine. If sexual freedom if a good thing we should embrace Remy Ma’s experimentation.

    • sup gangsta

      >>I have homosexuals in my family

      Your close family?

      Like, your brother’s brother?

  • http://xxlmag Donn

    i dont give a fuck if she is a dyke i will still fuck remy ma and if the dyke fine enough i will fuck her too and thats real talk because 2 is better than one.

  • Ryan

    stacks says:

    triplesixninja is a dumbass its mad diseases yu could get from oral sex dumb fucck…

    ^^^^

    “I wouldn’t fuck a crackhead, I let em suck my dick though”.

    That’s what it made me think of, when Ice Cube was like “you can get AIDS from lettin em suck your dick you dumb motherfucker” in Boyz in the Hood.

    I’d drill Lil Kim and Remy Ma…..at the same time………while one was eating the other. I’d tea bag, roman helmet, arabian goggle, tobaggin, rodeo clown and straight up boston steamroller them into sexual extasy.

    • EReal

      Dont forget the Boston Crab to Filthy Sanchez / Hot Carl combo son!

      BOOM CHAKA LAKA!

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    ROTFLMAO@irancontra’s comment!

    On another note, I’d still smash Ms Conceited, I Got a Reason. While not exactly my cup of tea in the face department, she is ridiculously thick.

  • http://Yahoo munchie

    Gay Bi or wateva
    Remy Ma is da shit

  • da’rell johnson

    this shit is fake. i don’t doubt that remy’s a dyke, but the video looks so staged. that could’ve been any random bitch’s voice on the other end of that call. the rough looking dyke broad really looked like she was acting, anyway. don’t believe the hype, people.

    nullus in advance, but if someone wanted to say, for instance, that jay-z was gay, all they’d have to do is get a fruit in front of the camera to call up a dude who could do a good impression of jay. thats the problem with the internets. its too easy to put unqualified and bogus information in the streets.

  • Cuban Link

    Lil Kim prolly would be better anyway.I would have banged her first

  • Flymasta

    1) IM NOT HATIN BUT U CANT FIND ONE COMMENT BOARD WHERE SOMEONE GOES OFF THE SUBJECT AND TALK ABOUT LUPE FIASCO’S THE COOL
    2) REMY BE HANGIN OUT WITH HEATHER HUNTER SO SHE MAY BE GAY OR BI BUT I THINK SHE’S STRAIGHT.
    3) IF I HAD A CHOICE I’D FUCK FOXY BROWN 1ST THAT’S MY BITCH RIGHT THERE HER GUTTA ASS