Rap Music Stays Hustling Backwards…
I suppose I should give Plies manager a pass for trying to become a drug kingpin. Even though that shit is soooo 1980’s. Blue jeans tapered to “0” at the ankle have come back into fashion so I guess it’s only natural for someone to try to live the Tony Montana lifestyle. The only problem is that there were never any kingpins that weren’t installed by the government. At some point Manuel Noriega(the real Noriega), Saddam Hussein, and whoever runs the opium through Turkey, all these cats have had the biggest co-sign you could have, Uncle Sam. Anything else is hustlin’ backwards.
There are a few details of this shit that Plies manager has found himself in I can’t put together. How does Plies manager go from buying 500 grams of blow to holding eighty(80) lbs. of that shit? Dude went from a half of a bag of sugar into someone that was supplying all of Florida (for about a week)? 80 pounds of cocaine is a lot of work. He was going to be pretty busy on the phone and taking meetings if he wanted to sell all that shit before Christmas. In the meantime and in between time what was he doing for Plies career? If I were Plies I would fire dude right now for negligence. How the fuck are you gonna get your artist a ringtone deal when you are too busy politicking cocaine?
Why doesn’t this dumb shit ever happen to people in rock music? You know they are using at least as much drugs as rappers are. Rock niggas never get busted trying to supplement their income with drug sales. Who has the time to make shitty emo fag hair band anthems when they have 80 lbs. of cocaine to sell? Maybe that’s why rap music has sucked so bad lately? Everyone is too busy doing everything else other than making good music. Except for KanYe. He stays making G.O.O.D. music. Okay, you can hate me for the insertion of that fanboy pun. Jay-Z is the only dude that gets a pass on this account since he steady doing all kinds of business shit like that nigga has an MBA and a bachelor’s degree in Economics. I wonder who is holding that cat’s hand because someone told me that Jay-Z doesn’t even read well. Damn.
So I guess it’s a good thing for my ears that Lil’ Wang has decided to become a tattoo model instead of a recording artist. This keeps the Puerto Rican tattoo designers working instead of breaking into my car and it keeps Lil’ Wang from releasing too much wack shit for my ears to hear. Now if he would just stay in school to finish up his degree imagine how many Waffle House 40/40 Club franchises he could buy? And then he could hire Plies manager to work the grill. Sonn is gonna need a job badly when he finally comes home from upstate.