The greatest tech site the world has ever known, Engadget is reporting that Bird Electronics (which i have to admit, I'm not all that familiar with. Sue me.) is set to a release a palm-sized micro mixer called the DJ5.

Holy snikey's that thing is smaller than Bow Wow standing on Jermaine Dupri's shoulders. It has 3.5 millimeter inputs and outputs, headphone out, but unfortunately, no fader. Damnit man! How the hell am I going to step up from being DJ iTunes to becoming a future DJ Khaled or DJ Dram.... err..... matter fact, nevermind. It's only $132, so with the cash you save copping this, you can go give your man Steve Jobs some more business by getting dual iPods to rock with it.

-Paul Cantor