Back To School Fools…

I’m going in again on my cousins at King magazine for their photo article on your favorite rapper, Lil’ Wang. Dude talks about going BACK to school. Didn’t Wang sign to Cash Money Records when he was 9yrs old? Dude dropped out of grammar school to become a rapper? So when Wang talks about going BACK to school he is talking about going back into fourth grade or some shit. I can see Wang sitting at the baby desks with all the other fourth graders while he gets them high off Elmer’s glue. Wang got an ‘A’ for his macaroni and glitter portrait of Trina.

Someone on these threads said Wang was in college now. How does a nigga skip all of them grades and still get admitted to college? This is why you can’t trust a degree from any school south of the Mason- Dixon line. Niggas get admitted to college just on the strength of there being nothing else to do but hang out in parking lots. You can’t tell me Wang has completed the accreditation required to enter a college. How convenient for him that all paper records in New Orleans were washed away when that Black bitch of a hurricane came to town.

Okay, so fine, Wang goes to the University of Houston or some shit. The reason he choose the U of H instead of Tulane or LSU was because (his words) he likes to hang out a lot in Houston. I suppose I shouldn’t knock him too much for this since it is kind of futuristic to go to a college close to where you cop your weed from. Why make your weedcarrier cross state lines when you can just set up shop in his town? I did find it odd that Lil’ Wang tells us in the King magazine that going back to school has helped him add a swagger to his wardrobe.

King Mag – “Wang, what did you learn in school?”
Wang – “That Baby loves me when I wear tight t-shirts”
King Mag – “Anything else?”
Wang – “Yeah. Baby loves me when I don’t wear no t-shirts.”

I don’t think it’s simply enough for a rapper to go to school in order for that act to influence younger people. If a rapper says he went to school because that is where all the people are that wear $300 dollar jeans it still rings hollow and it won’t be enough to make someone stay in school.

We can assume that Young Money’s number one representative isn’t going to school to make more money. He may be going to college now to help him become a more complete person. Why doesn’t he think his audience deserves raps about self-empowerment and the journey to enlightenment. Not through narcotics, but through a focused work ethic and studying. If you’re a Lil’ Wang stayne you deserve moer than what you have been given. The question is whether or not you know that.

Master P’s son is just now going to college?!? Do you remember the rap feud that Lil’ Romeo had with Lil’ Bow Wow? I though these lil’ jigs were the same age. It turns out that Lil’ Bow Wow is damn near thirty. I think he has that shit with his kidneys that homeboy from the television show ‘Webster’ had. I’m embarrassed now for Bow Wow that he has been messing around with all these underage chicks and his ass was old enough to be their father. You know Jermaine Dupri is like sixty years old right? Homeboy sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber that NASA built especially for Dracula. Tell me when you have ever seen Jermaine out during sunlight? Exactly.

Although Lil’ Romeo will get to play ball alongside O.J. Mayo[ll], I may have to give the back to School trend edge to my nemesis Lil’ Wang. I think he an Karinne Steffans are sharing an off campus apartment together while they major in Psychology.

‘Supermanning that ho’ on Superhead > carrying weed for the next ‘Half man, half Amazing’

  • http://www.myspace.com/crockerishiphop Crocker

    R U Serious about Bow Wow?

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    i’m pretty sure Baby’s baby isn’t going to U of H presently…maybe back in ’05 or ’06, but i don’t think he’s eating glue in a U of H class.

  • The Nicker

    Nice drop here, but Bow Wow is only like 20, not that that’s an excuse . . .

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ Nahh sonn, Bow Wow is in his thirties

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    bow wow used to talk all that shit about his hoops skills but romeo is the one that is living the dream. bow wow stays losing.

  • http://www.rockthedub.com khal

    nigger, you crazy. lol @ ” think he has that shit with his kidneys that homeboy from the television show ‘Webster’ had.” … that’s ice cold.

  • Fire

    Again with the Wayne hate? How many posts have you devoted to Wayne bashing (nullus)? If you don’t like somebody, don’t talk about them, plain and simple. These posts aren’t racist, but these posts are dumb.

    • REAL TALK

      if you don’t like a post why the fuck would YOU reply then? I’m surprised both your hands were even free to type that, considering they’re probably wrapped around lil wayne’s dick as we speak, you faggot

      • Fire

        I’m actually not that big of a Lil Wayne fan, though he is underrated (and vastly overrated) in some circles. BXS has written so many posts about him that I wouldn’t be surprised if I learned he had a crush on Wayne. There’s nothing more pathetic than a wannabe e-thug talking shit behind his or her keyboard. Have fun creating a fake image for yourself and not getting anything accomplished.

  • DANJA29

    Romeo was 11 years old when his first song dropped in 2001… I know this because my niece drove me up the wall with the sh*t and he has a line in there where he says he’s “11 years old, gettin’ A’s and B’s” So he’s 17-18 right now, which is usually the age at which nigros go to college… unless they’re Lil’ Wayne.

  • N.O. 4 life

    must of been a slow day so yoou decided to make this irrelevant garbage huh?…for the record wayne never dropped outta high school…it was midly funny but very pointless

  • Fixda

    LOL @ JD in the NASA chamber…
    How could Weezy go to U of H and recording all that shit?Plus he needs time to get twisted singing with the vocoder…lol
    WTF?

  • P-Matik

    Bow Wow was like ten when Snoop was first touring.

    10 in 1994 = 23 now.

  • geico lizard

    lil romeo wont get to play with oj mayo because oj is so cocky he will turn pro before lil romeo gets there. the person above me was right though bow wow was talking about going to duke to play for coach k but now you never see this guy even playing pick up ball so he had his yes men and yes women blowing his head up about his basketball skills but in reality he must have been average. i dont know how good romeo is because he plays at beverly hills high and those rich kids probably cant ball either so it makes him look like a star but at least he is ranked nationally and going on to play college ball.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    P-Matik,
    Real talk is that Bow Wow and Wang are both 28.

  • Doobie

    I do think the fact that Lil Wang pushes extreme ignorance with few if any mitigating factors, pretty much nullifies any potentially positive influence that his going back to school may have…but then again, I’m not one who takes Lil Wang seriously in the first place, so I could be wrong. But you bring up a great point Billy: how do the hell do you go to College after dropping out of elementary school? It says on the University of Houston website that they are open to accepting students that have been home schooled or have earned a GED, so I guess it’s possible. I’m not sure how tough it is to get into that that school (but being a small local public university system, I doubt that it’s *that* tough) but kudos to Wayne if he went from dropping out before puberty to being accepted into a university. Hopefully, that university influence will actually start to show in his music.

    • Doobie

      “Okay, so fine, Wang goes to the University of Houston or some shit. The reason he choose the U of H instead of Tulane or LSU was because (his words) he likes to hang out a lot in Houston.”

      That sounds like a bunch of bullshit. That sounds like some “sour grapes” type shit to me. It’s ok that you weren’t accepted to Tulane or LSU Wayne, a lot of people aren’t accepted into their school of choice. Think about all the kids that studied hard and stayed their ass in school for all those years.

      And oh yea, I’d have to give the edge to Romeo solely for the fact that USC is (supposedly) tougher to get into.

  • Wąski

    ^^Great Billy, you just discovered a new conspiracy theory! In the next episode: is Birdman Pope’s younger brother? Stay tuned!

  • Y. Fame

    I thought Lil Wayne was like 35 cause Jay is damn near 49. Whats wrong with all these old ass rappers. The youngest guy in the game is probably like Lupe and Joell (Bow Wow doesn’t count cause he’s a loser).

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  • DirtDogggy

    Funny shit. All I know is Romeo better be nicer on the court than his old man, but then again he might just pay a team to let him play. (just like P did to play on the Raptors)lmlamsas.

  • I Know Rap

    Billy X. Sunday
    you d-bag
    Bow Wow was in my class at Blacklick Junior High School in Columbus, OH. in 1997
    That kid is 20 now.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Shut your stupid mouth. That nigga was on tour with Snoop and Dre back in 1993 when he was already 16 years old.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    This nigga is silly as fuck lmao-BXS says “Do you remember the rap feud that Lil’ Romeo had with Lil’ Bow Wow? I though these lil’ jigs were the same age. It turns out that Lil’ Bow Wow is damn near thirty. I think he has that shit with his kidneys that homeboy from the television show ‘Webster’ had. I’m embarrassed now for Bow Wow that he has been messing around with all these underage chicks and his ass was old enough to be their father. ” buuuuttt truth is”Shad Gregory Moss (born March 9, 1987),” & “At age five, he started his career in rap using the moniker “Kid Gangsta”. One year later, in 1993, he performed at a Chronic tour in Columbus, and was noted by rapper Snoop Dogg and rapper Dr. Dre, who subsequently gave him a stage name, “Lil’ Bow Wow”. Dr. Dre later hired him as an opening act, officially gaining him a spot on the Death Row Records roster.[1]. “Lil’ Bow Wow” then appeared on a skit on Snoop’s debut Doggystyle.” Drop was still funny cuz,Wang had to grow on me really wasnt with his songs at first shit I heard Leather so soft recently in a bar and it was bangin but all that freestyle and no substance doesnt move me(NO Bobbin4Johnsons)

  • Can’t Deal with Bloggers

    bow wow’s birthdate – March 9, 1987

    get ur facts straight. he can’t even drink legally yet he’s that young.

    u gonna write a blog or try and make a point – do some research

    REAL TALK

  • http://ginjointjukebox.blogspot.com Gin Joint Jukebox

    I know you’re trying to stir up some shit or whatever, but Bow Wow’s only 20 and Wayne is like 24 or some shit.

  • Billy Sunday’s Father

    Damn right Wang and Ruff Ruff are 28….I seen Ruff getting Botox b4…no joke!!!

  • Chris

    LOL @ the staggering number of you who don’t have the reading comprehension or sense of humor to recognize a joke.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Bow Wow started his rap career at FIVE years old?!? Where the fuck did you read that bullshit?!?

    Do you know what that nigga must have looked like at FIVE years old.

    That nigga must have looked like a fuckin’ embryo. Who in the world is signing a fuckin’ rappin’ embryo to a recording deal?!?

    What were you doing at five years old? Prah’lee still pissing your bed. What makes you think this nigga was any different? And if this nigga was such a fucking child prodigy at FIVE fuckin’ years old how come he hasn’t made one gotdamn song I can remember?!

    Some of y’all niggas is worse than sheep. Your brains can’t add shit up to save yourselves.

    • Fire

      The stuff that Kane found about Bow Wow starting his rap career was on Wikipedia. If you go by what they say, than the five years old part is true as far as getting introduced to the rap scene. The article says he met JD at 11 and released his first album at 13. Not that I give a shit, I just want people to spend energy debating things worth debating, not the age of some generally shitty teenybopper rapper.

  • Ethernet

    fucking classic.

    billy, u need to start a series of these!
    (even tho wayne is my favorite mc)

  • julie

    come the fuck on now, y’all looked bow wow up on wikipedia and then scurried back here to act like you knew. knock that ish off.

    oh and…”Who in the world is signing a fuckin’ rappin’ embryo to a recording deal?” is the funniest shit i’ve read in a minute.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    R U a teeny boppin ass nigga i hope not thats prolly why u dont remember any of his shit,but ask any niggas daughter and they’ll give you all 12 songs plus the skits,plus if you did your homework the nigga looked 6 or 7 years old on the Gin & Juice video jumpin up and down on the couch screamin dogg pound,also that means he had to be down with them niggas before then hence the 5YEARS OLD.Supposedly the nigga got pulled out the crowd at a concert ,but y the fuck am i debating over BOW-WOW ? BXS- my bad cuz I got caught up in the heat of the moment

  • GNT

    Eat a dick, bow wows twenty

  • BIG ROB

    There’s an under tone to all this debating. All these negros have the Lil’ moniker in the begining of their names. What about Lil’ John or Lil’Scrappi or Lil’ Lulu for that matter do they all have the Webster syndorme? Maybe Lil’ John hides his boyish looks behind the hat, dreds, shades and beard. He praly looks like hes two and walks on stills.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Sonn,
    If you accept that some nigga was an emcee at FIVE years old you should stick your head in an oven and kill yourself.

    What could someone relate to anyone after experiencing FIVE years of life(four of which their brains weren’t developed enough to remember) that would be worth listening to.

    Do you see how you are trained and programmed not to even search for validity in a rapper’s verse. As long as the shit sounds funky to you it doesn’t matter who is spitting it.

    You stay losing homey. At least you don’t even know better.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sogentllc LowEndofDaChi

    Do you know what that nigga must have looked like at FIVE years old.

    That nigga must have looked like a fuckin’ embryo. Who in the world is signing a fuckin’ rappin’ embryo to a recording deal?!?
    ———————————————-

    LMFAO! I almost suffered from a stroke after reading that shit, this cat is a fool!

  • JAYSTONE

    Yo Billy you funny as hell.kane is damn right.You know what,that nigga bow wow probably 25 years for all you know.Blacks folks looks younger than their age!!!!!!
    Dre is probably 50 years old.

  • can’t deal with bloggers

    y’all don’t remember a tiny tiny bow wow coming on stage at the snoop dog show years and years ago? came on stage and rapped a lil. he was just a lil boy and that’s when he considers his rap career starting.
    u internet kiddies don’t know ur history
    u just type and type and type…. and type

  • Rockcity

    I rarely comment on any1′s blog but this shit is funny, the best thing i read in a minute on this site.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

    billy,
    u wilding son. bow wow was born in my year, 1987. but yea fuck bow wow and dat homo.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    “come the fuck on now, y’all looked bow wow up on wikipedia and then scurried back here to act like you knew. knock that ish off.” @ JULIE, no dear its called copy and paste .

  • T.Oxner

    nigga why u hate so hard? Do you have some kind of emotional attachment to wayne that makes you watch and hate on his every move? Man that is really unhealthy the amount of time you spend focusing on this nigg. You honestly need to see some one about your condition and move on with your life.

  • ladyred

    all yall fucking asses are stupid to belivev anything on wikipedia aint none of that shit true