Jiminy Crickett! What's this about a Ghostface book I'm hearing? I'm salty cuz I was supposed to do one with Mr. Deini back when his Clientelle was Supreme. And unlike my Jay-Z deal, it was "authorized." Sparks and I split the first check the book company cut and everything (L'Chaim to Dana James who's about to drop a gem on 'em). But the literary project went nowhere 'cause I could never get dude to sit down and handle our business. You don't believe me? Shit, I got a rough cover to prove it. And know I didn't just design the shit this morning. I'm the E-I-C aka A busy guy.

Shame on a nuh named Dennis Coles.

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