Free Foxy > Free The Jena 6

All I’m saying is that if you go to the new Foxy Brown website you will be more engaged than the website someone set up to describe the ongoing case in Louisiana. You do the research and then tell me I’m lying. The t.I. lawyers here at Harris issued a new dictum [ll] on putting links and encoded shit up in these blogs so I’m not going to fuck around and get my shit fired now that we are getting close to the time of year that I need my heat to stay on, but you kids are enterprising enough to figure out how the internets work since you are steady stealing music and downloading pr0n video clips.

Foxy Brown’s website has music and a message board. All they need is a photo gallery of some sexy semi-nude Foxy Brown flicks and my ass will be there on the daily. You can even write to Foxy while she is doing her bid. You figure that she don’t have too much else on her plate that she can’t write back. I think this is the boss move that Foxy should have made years ago. Maybe this jail stint is really helping her? How many people do you know that go to jail and simultaneously create a business venture? I mean one that really works?

Everybody I know that goes to jail conceives some crazy cockamamie scheme to make money when they come home. Niggas call you collect from the clink and tell you about their visions of starting a furniture moving company using army ants because in the prison science class they heard that army ants can lift object that are hundreds of pounds greater than their weight. Dudes reason that if you get a million ants that should be enough to move a couch down a flight of stairs. Plus ants don’t have to paid either. Every way they have it figured it’s just “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money!”

I wonder what type of jail Foxy Brown is in that gives the inmates internets access? It must not be the ladies dorm on Riker’s Island. That shit is fucked the fuck up in there. Even if she’s in some minimum security pen upstate she has it pretty good regardless. I bust my ass to pay this monthly DSL bill, and then you mean to tell me that I could have gotten connected for free if I just bust someone upside the head with my cellphone?

Even if Foxy has almost run through all of her ‘Ain’t No Nigga’ money you can believe that she is still more wealthy than all of the other inmates locked up with her. And because Foxy is a celebrity you know she is chillaxin’ as much as you could imagine for someone in jail. I’m sure she has someone washing her drawls for her as well as someone keeping her wig brushed out and clean. Foxy has finally matured into the businesswoman she always portrayed in her Firm days. I just hope she has someone on the cell block to do her accounting for her. If you listened to Foxy’s crazy insane math calculations on ‘Firm Biz’ then you know she has no business in the ledger books.

Foxy’s website is almost as good as BET’s website. I never go to BET dot com anyhoo, and Foxy’s joint has Foxy in a bikini top. Damn, BET stays losing. You know who stays winning though? Koch motherfucking Records does. These niggas at Koch are like the New England Patriots because they will sign anybody even if you are a problem. Randy Moss is about to have a career year in New England and everyone was saying that he was a problem, a lost cause. I feel like Koch is going to do the same thing for Foxy. By the time Foxy Brown comes home she will be ready to take over some big time publishing company. I hope she buys Ebony Jet. The only thing them niggas is good for is that ‘Beauty of the Week’ photo.

  • TripleX

    Fox needs to stop wining and do her well deserved time in peace and quiet.

    AMSTERDAM IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!

  • boner jams 03

    I hope she buys Ebony Jet. The only thing them niggas is good for is that ‘Beauty of the Week’ photo.

    cosign…pg 43 all day my nigga

  • sleep

    Foxy is done she missed the boat just like memphis bleek. The only difference she was actually good. Bleek is a fucking suck. Jay-z could tell his fans to do anything and they would except buy bleek album. what artist started out with a bigger spark than bleek and just fizzled out when people realized he fucking sucks. I guess he got a ego after going plat and ask jay to let him write his own shit.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    damn son. why the random Bleek hate when dude ain’t mentioned nowhere in this drop?

  • jona frate

    Yo, enuff hating on foxxy, I want you to write something about the racism in the michael vick situation!

    Our vice president done shot someone in the face. Whitey goes and kills birds and deer and elk and moose on the weekend and its a “sport”.

    But brotha play a poor mans sport like dog fighting and the man come down on a nigga hard!

    That’s dumb shit!

    If dick cheney can shoot foxes and owls, michael vick should be able to fight dogs!

  • Tyler

    Hey Foxy, don’t drop tha’ soap.
    SolutionsGlobalMedia.com aka SGM7.com
    It’s kinda a big deal.

  • http://xxl.com Oski

    LMAO. Actually old girl is at the Rose M. Singer Center, which the NY dept. of corrections’ website lists as a Riker’s Island facility. IDK, I ain’t from NY anyway…If she freaks the Ebony/Jet hookup, we’re guaranteed at least one decent beauty of the week right? Sometimes those broads look busted!

  • jg420

    yo billy, i have to say that is one of the funniest posts i have read by you. getting dsl by busting someone with a cell phone, foxy staying out of the ledger books, funny shit right there.

  • C-Money

    Foxy’s career is over and theres no saving it. I really don’t know that many people checking for a foxy album anymore. And you’d have to pay me to go to a foxy brown show but she cannot tour anyways at this moment lol. Compound that with the sales climate in today’s market. Foxy lost!

    Hopefully her businesses pop off or else she should keep her in ass in jail so she could at least get free internet

    In the right picture frame she don’t look half bad so I’ll check out her website lol

  • LowEndofDaChi

    To the first cat, how is Foxy whining? She’s using the world wide web to try to maintain some relevance while doing a bid. Stop hating just b/c your ant moving company idea didn’t work nigga!

  • Toivo

    BXS,

    That army ant thing is the most fantastically ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard. Please tell me you made that up, and some locked-up clown didn’t actually tell you that.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    I was wondering when the “Wig Brusher” comment was coming. You playin that shit out homie. lol.

    Koch is the New England Patriots of this rap shit tho, you’re right about that. And you havent used a sports refrence in a while so we’ll let it slide. Coulda said the same for the Cowboys tho, they got T.O. AND Tank Johnson. lol.

  • Moe Real

    You fat. You need to be losing some weight, Billy! Too much cereal, doughboy.

  • These Bloggers Are Gays

    Moe Real Says:

    October 5th, 2007 at 11:43 am
    You fat. You need to be losing some weight, Billy! Too much cereal, doughboy.
    ^^
    Why are you worried about what this man looks like? You want him to lose weight for you? You’re a gay blogger.

    Peace-TBAG

  • Moe Real

    It’s not about lookin good TBAG. It’s about being healthy. This fat fuck is going to drop dead of a cardiac arrest pretty soon, and it’s gonna be your fault cause you love fat guys!
    Peace-MREAL

  • Cuban Link

    Niggas call you collect from the clink and tell you about their visions of starting a furniture moving company using army ants because in the prison science class they heard that army ants can lift object that are hundreds of pounds greater than their weight.

    ^revealing a little about your personal life billy?

    thats arguably the greatest idea since they put meat in the chicken at McDonalds though.

  • School’s in session

    You sir, are an imbecile. To say that one repugnant scam is better than the other is like saying that having someone void diarrhea into your ear is greater than eating the flesh and organs of another human.

    Foxy Brown is an empty nobody (just like Billy Sunday). Therefore, there is nothing more to discuss about Foxy. The Jena 6 committed a crime and are trying to justify their crime.

    Tell me, Billy Sunday, what do you know about Christopher Newsom and Channon Christian? YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!

  • The Biz

    And the Patriots stay cheating to boot!

  • mdtb

    who gives a fuck about a website, the jena 6 actually deserve to be freed, not that bitch

  • Hip Hop since 79′/ Raised under Reagan

    Niggas call you collect from the clink and tell you about their visions of starting a furniture moving company using army ants because in the prison science class they heard that army ants can lift object that are hundreds of pounds greater than their weight. Dudes reason that if you get a million ants that should be enough to move a couch down a flight of stairs. Plus ants don’t have to paid either. Every way they have it figured it’s just “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money!”

    ^^^^
    LOL! You should get that whole scenerio animated and put on the net.

  • rizzop

    “And the Patriots stay cheating to boot!”??? Well if cheating consists of running your ass over, running past your 3 DBs and you missing tackles all day, oh and by the way averaging 30+ points a game WITHOUT taking pictures, well just call them cheaters.

  • accurate

    foxy brown

  • accurate

    Dope Post BXS, keep it pushin

  • These Bloggers Are Gays

    Moe Real Says:

    October 5th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    It’s not about lookin good TBAG. It’s about being healthy. This fat fuck is going to drop dead of a cardiac arrest pretty soon, and it’s gonna be your fault cause you love fat guys!
    Peace-MREAL
    ^^^
    Now you’re worried about his health? You must be in love with him, you GAY!

    Moe Real = Bay Blogger.

    Peace-TBAG

  • Theses Bloggers Are Gays

    Bay = Gay

  • These Bloggers Are Gays

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