Boy See, I Da Ho…

Who the fuck is in charge of keeping Lil’ Wang out of jail?!? That nigga should be fired right now. Wang does not have the money to be spending on lawyers fees if they ain’t clearing Marvin Gaye samples or some shit like that. He surely doesn’t have the money to be wasting on bail in shit stain states like Idaho.

Now if you selected Wang for your roster in the Q4 cRap Music Fantasy League you are sitting pretty right now. His arrest was worth a couple of hundred points and the good news is that his album is scheduled to be released in a couple of months. There’s plenty of space to get arrested a few more times and release a couple of music videos. Lil’ Wang could be the MVP of this quarter.

What does that say about rap music when your hottest rapper scores more points in a fantasy league for accumulating arrests than he does for making music? That says to me that rap music if fully submerged into American pop culture. Lil’ Wang is like the James Dean/Corey Feldman of the rap game. Maybe not James Dean, more like Robert Downey Jr. He’s one of those child prodigy stars that can’t keep his car on the road. Is that what makes him so damn popular?

All I know is that there ain’t but one strip in the whole state of Idaho and how is it that Lil’ Wang gets pinched when he comes through this one horse ‘burg? There should be no more rap concerts in Boise from now on. I mean, how ghey of a name is that for a town that Wang has to perform in anyhoo. The only town gheyer than Boysy would have to be Gheynsville Florida. Isn’t that where T-Pain is from? Figures…

So what’s next for Birdboy? Will he stay out of the clink long enough to record his first classic album exec-produced by ‘Ye Tudda? Will he stay off the pills and the expired cough syrup long enough to deliver a coherent and powerful set of lyrics? Do we even fucking care? Especially since the father of his style is releasing an album in only a couple of more weeks? Had Lil’ Wang released an album in the summer as previously scheduled this would all be a moot point right now. but as it stands he is about to step into the lion cage with no armor and no whip in his hand. Somebody talk some sense into him.

Tell Lil’ Wang to leave the fourth quarter to the pros at this shit. The rappers that are truly focused and prepared to go the distance for their brand. The people that actually own rhymebooks because they recognize that their spit is worth remembering. Maybe one year Lil’ Wang will be good money on a December album release. Something slick and gangsta for the Kwanzaa gift baskets. Until then I think we should let the fourth quarter belong to the Michael Jordans of the rap recordings. Not the Harold Miners.

  • wardypop

    You are such a hater!!!!! Kill yoself fool!

  • T.R.E.Y.

    man, XXL really needs to fire this dude. Bol-lite posts that try so hard to be funny, but jez ain’t.

    speakin’ of which, step your Weezy nickname game up, Bol’s got ya beat on that shit. i mean stupid humor’s all good but “Lil’ Wang” is just retarded.

  • http://xxlmagazine.com Cal

    Nah Bol don’t listen to the lil Wangsters your shit is on point and your last two paragraphs were the selling point. The MJ’s belong in the fourth quarter for real!!

  • http://wmdeez.wordpress.com nation

    >> Boy See, I Da Ho…

    hahaaa

  • dante severe

    Billy. I’ll be expecting my royalty check soon for your use of he term “lil Wang.” I’m also the guy who taught you how to use the word “than” correctly. If you want to bite anything else just hit me at my email. For a nominal fee I’ll coin phrases to further crutch your career. OK Sharky?

  • ze

    wayne is a jay z wanna be. Wanye, Jay will son you! and t-pain is from tallahassee (sp?) not gainesville.

  • Around and Around

    BXS Says,
    Will he stay off the pills and the expired cough syrup long enough to deliver a coherent and powerful set of lyrics?
    ————
    The 8 Ball says ‘Hell no’

  • CHICAGO PaPii

    Lil Wang’s Tarter III is going to be the Most Hyped album to come out since “The Blueprint”. With that being said it’s NOT going to be as Prolific, thought provoking, Lyrical, Soulful, focused or even as relevant 2 months after it’s inital release. Don’t get me wrong Lil Wang is a fascinating “Entertainer”, but, as far as him possessing true Emcee skills that puts him Lyrically on the planet Pluto, not so much. With his Whore-Tribute song(via his “encounters” with Karrine Steffins), and his other “exploits” with Coke,Children’s Cough Syrup, Prescription Medicine, illegal Pills and the such makes his overall focus on making lyrics which actually make sense which goes along with the cohesiveness of the album a slim chance. Unlike Kanye, 50, Jay, Nas or Common Lil Wang’s always is most entertaining when he is at the height of his “Buffoonary”, when he has consumed the most Narcotics is when he songs have it’s most depth, it’s most allurement of the masses en masse with his “Starving-Artist-Drugged-Up-Genuis Shtick” is running rampant and he has uninformed ramblings recorded. Why does so many youngins admire a guy for being a “Hype”? Is it the lack of self-consciousness in Hip-Hop to be amused at some Junky kid’s Coke-induced ramblings? I am convinced that this younger Generation:18-10 year olds are willing to let a CrackHead dictate to them what is “Cool” and what is “Lame”, they want a guy viscerally flawed because anybody as sharp and insightful as Jigger is too “Deep” in thought for their taste of music.

  • Incilin

    Are you kidding? I know you don’t like Wayne, but dude is hot right now. If his album does drop he’s got a better chance at selling well than guys like Nas.

  • AZ40

    This guy is an JUST an okay rapper. He’s overrated, he wasn’t using punchlines like East Coast niggas tend to do until recently. You can look around and there are 20 other guys with hotter punchlines, etc. He’s a faker though I seen a video the other day w/ this guy in all blue like a crip and the next album he talking all this blood shit…GTFOH!!! He ain’t killing nothing but babies he don’t want!

  • TheJuiceManne

    come on down to tallahassee and tell everyone that they’re gay.. im sure that’ll go over well

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Little Wayne fans went to the Lupe Fiasco school of hiphop.

    To Wit:
    LUPE FIASCO SAYS….
    “[Tribe] didn’t sell 10 million records, so why would people think they had a blanket on the world like that?” Fiascogate just recently squeaked and squealed to VIBE while trying to justify his oblivion to the Tribe’s Marauders. “MC Hammer was way more popular to me than Tribe Called Quest.”
    ”Because there’s kids in Harlem who right now would never ever listen to Midnight Marauders, I don’t give a f*ck what you do, they’ll never listen to Q-Tip.”

    “Those hip hop elitists who think [Tribe] hold the crown and the copyright to hip hop. I listen to 8 Ball & MJG and I think they’re better than you [Tribe].”

    Lupe said Hammer is the GOAT.

  • KingJafee

    Yeah I got that Lil Shitkicker on my squad….

    Way to go Wayne!!!
    Stay in jail!!!
    ALWAYS CARRY PILLS, GUNS, AND WEED ON YOUR PERSON….who needs a “weed carrier”? He a BOSS!!! mini boss

    Im sitting pretty right now….
    Souljah Boy doin it…
    Foxy in jail…
    Wayne in jail…
    Jay-Z droppin classic shit in a few months…
    Now all Kanye has to do is get a white girl pregnant…

  • http://www.xxlblocktalk.com/Rich-Arte rich arte

    i’m married to that crazy bitch
    call me Kevin Federline
    it’s obvious the boy
    Cash Money to the death of him
    the ground shall break
    when they bury him
    bury him? I know one day they gotta bury him
    betta lock my casket tight baby so I don’t let the devil in
    bitch it’s just me and my guitar
    yeah bitch I’m heavy metal’n
    you can get the fuckin Led (lead) Zeppelin
    bitches is bitches,
    bitches I think they full of estrogen
    then we hold court
    and take ya life for a settlement
    yes I’m the best,
    and no I aint positive I’m definite
    I know the game like I’m reffin it
    this is the Carter,
    the Carter 3 the new testament,
    and I’m the god,
    and this is what I bless ‘em wit.
    bitch I’m me….

    Weezy – 1000 Degreez

  • u a hater

    wayne dropped da carter 2 in da 4th quarter and xxl gave him da most anticipated album of the 4th quarter

  • http://myspace.com/sheen3 stacks

    I’m young only been 18 for 3 months now but ima real big hip hop fan….lil wayne is my favorite rapper behind jay who I believe is the best of all time….unlike other wayne fans I honestly don’t think wayne is the best out cuz we still got jada, styles, beans, and fab is in my top 5 but he is underrated…when lil wayne is serious with his music he is a beast to me tha carter II is a classix and I admit that not every wayne verse is hot cuz he does say some bullshit a lot but I listen to music I don’t just skim through it if he was to record every track seriously as he did for tha carter 2 then hands down he would be the best in the game but I think its jay 1st cuz when I was growin up I was to young to understand what pac & big was talkin bout I was barely 8 when they died my pops is a big jay & nas fan so I was always listenin to them nas is not in my top 5 but I respect him enuff to know he one of the best but ppl do ride weezy a lil bit to hard cuz not everything he says is hot

    Most of this had nothing to do wit the post but I was venting off all my emotions about the stuff these so called hip hop fans post up which is a bunch of bull not all but most

  • http://www.myspace.com/crockerishiphop Crocker

    Goddamn, I kno you didn’t just use Harold Miner, now that, in itself, is brillance. Baby Jordan, i’ll be damned…..

  • neesha b

    Great post!!!

  • N.O. 4 life

    wayne dropped an album in the 4th last time so this is pointless

  • BirdsFlySouth

    Billy I thought you had a soft spot in your heart for drug addicts remember Old Dirty B.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    BFS,
    ODB was a genius that got high.

    Lil’ Wang… Just as high, but not as smart.

  • Young L

    I guarantee that Wayne will outsell everyone Jay, Nas, Wu, anyone…I’m just being real no one can touch his popularity….Billy Sunday kill yourself you dont know shit

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ The ‘L’ stands for loser if you think that only popularity = record sales

  • Young L

    I would say that most people who listen to rap like lil wayne and would buy his album and im pretty sure popularity does translate into record sales, i mean skills dont anymore (50 Cent, Soulja Boy, Rich Boy)

  • Fire

    I usually like your posts, but you can’t hide your Lil Wayne hate at all. I’m not one of those people that thinks he’s the best rapper alive (there are many better MCs), but I also don’t hate on him every waking moment because he’s not a certain style. Tha Carter and Tha Carter II were fire, and I will buy Tha Carter III. Lil Wayne is overrated, but he’s also too hated in some circles. He’s an awesome rapper, but he’s definitely not the best. I listen to all types of hip hop, from Grandmaster Flash to The Roots to Young Jeezy to Dr. Dre, so the people who want to make this an age thing or an intelligence thing will be sorely mistaken. Quit hating on the man just because he’s popular right now.

  • Fire

    And if Lil Wayne wasn’t basically one dimensional, found more subject matter, and put his heart into ALL his recordings equally he would be a lot better. He definitely has potential to be one of the best.

  • gainseville nigga

    your always on Bol’s dick, if I was Bol id kick unoriginal ass for biting my style, but we all know Bol’s too fat to do such a thing

    Gainesville is the shit you hoe ass nigga

  • General

    Lil Wayne=most overratted rapper of all time. There is no way that his resume can be compared to Jay, Nas, BIG, 2Pac, Kanye, or even 50. Yeah he seems to be real popular, same as DJ UNK, Rich Boy, or all the other so called rappers that put out one mindless song after another. Has the hip hop fan’s attention span grown so short that someone such as Wayne is considered a “great lyricist”. It s a joke. There is nothing relevant or thought provoking about his music. And yes he will be outsold by Jay if goes up against him in the 4th quarter.

  • Fire

    Dude, I’m not gonna lie, Wayne isn’t good every time, but when he hits, he hits. Like I said, he needs more meaningful subject matter and stop talking about almost exclusively mindless shit, then more people would respect his lyrical ability.

  • accurate

    BXS! Getcha facts str8n homie, Pain’s from Tallahasse…. No like I really care doe.

  • http://n/a THE N O

    Last year they had the grammys and left me in miami sleepin on a nigga like im rappin in my jammis bitch i was rappin wwhen you was sleep i was rappin when you was in jammis lethal weapon flow book em danny im a monster i tell u monster wayne i have just swallowed the keys to the house of pain fuck with me and ill peel like the house is paint LETS GO…… waaaaa get off that hate shit like for real that song gives me chills at how fiya wayne is and how great he was on sqad and hot boys and people are hatin on em just cuz he’s the best rite now man this is like saying tiger woods isnt good cuz he wins every tournament cmon now

  • http://n/a NEW AWLINS LIKE ALWAYS

    listen to these wayne songs please…
    1.1000 degrees
    2.fly in and BMJR
    3.Sky is the limit (murdered)
    4.raw tune (Old SQAD)
    5.carolina blue (OLD SQAD)
    6.sportscenter (dedication 2)
    7.go dj freestyle (dedication 2)
    8.Imagine freestyle (drought 3 ) “..see my chain”
    9.Im a beast (drought is over 2) “i always thought i was fly like i hada pigeon on my back”
    10.THE BLOCK IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    if every one of these songs dont give u goosebumps ,u have no taste for music or excitement and u probably listen to like erika badhu or sumthin wak ass people let me have my own post xxl this dude is wack

  • Around and Around

    NEW AWLINS LIKE ALWAYS Says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    if every one of these songs dont give u goosebumps ,u have no taste for music or excitement
    ——-
    i’m married to that crazy bitch
    call me Kevin Federline
    it’s obvious the boy
    Cash Money to the death of him
    the ground shall break
    when they bury him
    bury him? I know one day they gotta bury him
    betta lock my casket tight baby so I don’t let the devil in
    bitch it’s just me and my guitar
    yeah bitch I’m heavy metal’n
    you can get the fuckin Led (lead) Zeppelin
    bitches is bitches,
    bitches I think they full of estrogen
    then we hold court
    and take ya life for a settlement
    yes I’m the best,
    and no I aint positive I’m definite
    I know the game like I’m reffin it
    this is the Carter,
    the Carter 3 the new testament,
    and I’m the god,
    and this is what I bless ‘em wit.
    bitch I’m me….
    ———-
    uhhhhhh Goosebumps…GTFOH!!!!! his lyrics are maybe 1 degree better then soulja gay boy…

    His lyrics sound like something a crackhead would write on an unlimited budget.

  • Combat Jack

    ^ “more like Robert Downey Jr.”

    Billy, are u effin kidding me comparing Wang to Downey. Even amidst being an effed up addict/ alcoholic, Downey is one of the most gifted actors of our time. I put $ on that and him [||]. Dwayne Carter, not so much. Stop giving dude so much credit yo!

  • Ghost Deini

    NEW AWLINS LIKE ALWAYS. A wayne song has never given me goosebumps. If you’re not from Nawlins or wayne isnt your favorite rapper, i doubt his music will give you goosebumps. He has nothing good to say.

  • Ghost Deini

    Bling Bling/Ringtone rappers givin goosebumps!!?? It took me a few minutes to realize how funny that is.

  • Ghost Deini

    If multiple wayne songs give you goosebumps I think YOU have no taste in music.

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    (In Jay-Z Voice)
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  • collegekid

    I just dont see why y’all spend so much time reading and writing about Lil Wayne (lyrical genius) and you dont even like him…

    I dont comment nor read shit about 50 cent, so why do you spend so much of your energy on someone that you dont like?????

  • jayfan

    Weezy a fuckin beast.
    feed him rappers, feed him beats!
    Stop hatin so fuckin much, u spend all your time writing abut a nigga you dont like, you look stupid as fuck billy!

  • SwedeGee

    Drop that knowledge on ‘em, son!

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