What I Learned At Morgan State University…
Who’s going to Morgan U’s homecoming this year? I haven’t been to a MSU homecoming since the early 90’s Mobb Deep days. I remember how badly Morgan State wanted to come from under the shadow of Howard University. They would do anything to establish themselves as the top historically Black college in the metro Beltway area. If you ever went to a Greekfest picnic at Virginia Beach (pronounced VAAAAAH Beech) then you already know that Morgan gets little to no respect as far as HBCU’s are concerned.
It’s like this… Howard U is the top, then you got Hampton, Spelman was next (because they had all the stripper bitches), then Norfolk State, then North Carolina Central, then Fam U, Morehouse was always considered a fag school and Grambling had the world’s best marching band for decades. Morgan State didn’t even rate in the top 10 Black colleges. You couldn’t leave MSU with a bachelor’s degree and get anywhere in the world. You still need to get some paperwork from a classy white college if you want to have a career outside of managing a Foot Locker. At least the pre-law classes in Morgan State have benefited some of the MSU students.
By suing Lil’ Wang for a million clams these two young ladies are going to make their college degrees worth more than the paper they are printed on. You could work for forty years with an HBCU degree and never earn a million dollars. At least these ladies will get something out of their college experience other than a whole lot of empty condom wrappers from tattooed nose ring rappers. In some respects it seems a little unfair to Lil’ Wang that he should be getting sued because these ladies were clumsy and got themselves hurt. I mean, isn’t that why people run toward the stage during a Young Money concert? For the moment when these fools throw money at the crowd. Duh. I think these chicks might just be mad that they didn’t score any of the singles that Lil’ Wang threw in the air. They obviously weren’t hardbody enough so now they are trying to sue to get some of that Cash Money cash.
If I were Lil’ Wang I wouldn’t give these bitches shit.. Young Money don’t give these bitches no money, just dick in their tummy. Hey, they said that shit, don’t get mad at me because some scandalous broads want to file lawsuits to get their chips up. That’s another reason that Morgan State stays losing, because if this were Howard University these broads would get their money right by marrying rich. Just look at the broad that Chris Rock saddled up on. She lets him dip off and stab up white panties as long as he doesn’t make no more babies. Howard U bitches have the game on smash. I think I’m going back to their homecoming this year, for the fifty eleventh time.
Copp that new Lil’ Wang album for Kwanzaa so he can pay off these trifling hos.