On September 11th, The Terrorists Win…
With all this talk of KanYe, Fifty Cent, 40 Cal and Kenny Chesney releasing albums on September 11th we overlooked the one piece of media dropping on that day that will pwn them all. Osama Bin Laden has decided to drop another one of his mixtapes on that fateful day. As if he hasn’t done enough already. This nigga puts out even more mixtapes than Lil’ Wang.
Who the fuck distributes this nigga Osama’s shit? Is it Universal or BMG? Whoever it is, them niggas stay on they grizzly. Peep game… All these rap niggas record their albums in state of the art studios and have budgets to produce elaborate and expensive music videos. They have so much money they can buy champagne just to spit it at the television camera or pour it down a bitch’s back (for the ladies in the building, I use the word bitch in only the most respectful of manners). These rap niggas fly around in chartered planes and they have sex with 15year old virgins.
Muslamic motherfuckers be blowing themselves up just to taste some 15yr old poon. Ha! Them fools might be hardbody and shit, but Robert Sylvester Kelly is fucking 15yr old bitches and the only thing that nigga is blowing up is the Billboard charts. I still give them Muslamic motherfuckers hardbody points though, because look how many mixtapes Osama Bin Laden has dropped and that motherfucker’s studio is just a cave. This nigga prah’lee don’t even have electricity or running water and he is still making fucking music videos. How sick is that shit? Now he’s about to steal the thunder from your boy(s) KanYe and Fifty Cent when he drops his latest shit on September 11th tentatively titled, “I’m Still Standing Bitches, But Your Towers… Not So Much”.
How the fuck is Osama still putting shit out anyhoo? I mean, if we can wiretap everyone in America’s phones over the last six years how difficult can it be to listen in on the rest of the world? Keep in mind that most of the telecom consumers live in this hemisphere. You already know there is only a handful of phones in Antartica, and prah’lee even less in Africa. Hell, them niggas in Africa don’t even have shoes. What the fuck they need a phone for? Them European niggas got a bunch’a phones too, but after you separate the niggas talking that Deustchbank schit from the niggas talkin’ that Muslamic shiite you should already know who the terrorists are.
It’s like the real tall Isrealis also known as Zionists (Google that bitches, bitches meaning boys and girls) are getting paid everytime Osama drops a mixtape video, otherwise this motherfucker’s operation would have been shut down faster than a Michael Vick pool party hosted by O.J. Simpson with DJ Drama on the 1’s and 2’s. I can’t call it anymore party people, Kenny, KanYe, Fifty, Forty… It doesn’t even matter any more.
Get that nigga Osama pool out back!