Cracka-ass crackas on the DL

The concept of being on the DL tends to be associated with the black men, but if you notice, several of the most prominent recent examples of this phenomenon have been cracka-ass crackas.

The latest such incident, and arguably the most hilarious to date, involves Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, who got busted trying to give an undercover cop a knob shine in a men’s room at the airport in Minneapolis. It’s been all over the news for the past week or so, but one thing I’ve noticed is that I’ve hardly seen any pundits try to connect this to some larger trend of cracka-ass crackas pretending to be straight but then sneaking off to fuck one another in the ass in the night.

To be sure, I’ve heard some pundits speak on the hypocrisy of one of these family values types voting in favor of legislation that only serves to drive fruits even futher in the closet, knowing good and well that he’s secretly a fruit himself, but even that struck me as more of a matter of condemning one individual in particular rather than throwing an entire community under the bus. Larry Craig cruises airport men’s rooms because he’s a conservative christian, not because he’s white.

To use an example, because I can’t think of any other black male Senators off the top of my head, one can only imagine the outrage if Barack Obama got caught flashing his junk at an undercover, perhaps in hopes of quick boink before he’s off to lose yet another debate. Not only would Obama face criticism for being a fruit and (worse) a perv, but you know people would be like, “Yeah that’s because he’s black, and that’s how those jigs operate.” As KRS-One would say, why is that?

Obviously the main reason is that Oprah Winfrey said it is. Year’s ago she had that fruit who wrote the book on being on the DL on her show and the stigma has remained to this day, even though I’ve never seen much in the way of convincing evidence that this phenomenon is any more prevalent in the black community than it is in the white community. Probably the best thing they’ve come up with is the rate of AIDS in the black community, and especially among black women.

But even that is more proof of the ridonkulous level of man-sharing in the black community than it is anything else. Think about it: if all of these black chicks are getting AIDS, and not nearly as many men are getting it, what does that tell you? Obviously there’s a small handful of guys spreading this shit all over as if it was peanut butter. They might be secretly gay or they might not be, but I’m not sure that the rate of AIDS itself can prove that one way or the other.

And what’s the real issue here anyway, the fact that so many black women are catching AIDS, or whether or not they’re getting it from teh ghey guys? After all, AIDS is still AIDS regardless of whether you got it from a guy who’s straight as an arrow or a guy who lives to take it up the coat. The bottom line is that if these women could keep a man, this wouldn’t be an issue one way or the other.

Like I said, it’s hard to know for sure one way or the other, but my guess is that black men aren’t any more likely to be on the DL than white men. We can see this is true, at least anecdotally, just based on several recent prominent examples. And you have to assume that the reason why this is associated more with black men is because angry beeyotches like Oprah live to place the blame for their own personal failings on black men.

  • Danja-Danja

    First!

    When’s the last time you wrote something that wasnt 75% skimmable?

    In high school u was the maaan homie! Fukk happend 2 u?

  • N.O. 4 life

    Oprah is super anti blackman

  • Lajm

    What the fuck did i just read?? I want the 5 minutes of my life back…

  • http://N/A Deez

    This was a worthless article…can’t believe I read the whole thing.

  • og bobby j

    shit is boring….the DL = faggots….white or black….its still gay…..to each his own i guess. For real tho…i hope shit stay on the DL and out of my sight

  • unknown

    I think there is more DL white dudes out there then anybody. These dudes be in high positions CEO’s. Oprah is what i call the poster child for the Wille Lynch Letter she so Independent that a man will never be in her picture. Look at most Women in high positions they all are single. BLACK women with the I DON”T NEED NO MAN IDEA. So when they say all that and we turn and get a White chick or other Race of women now we are disrespecting our women. When Most not all can’t get pass what we do for a living or what we pushing. Oprah really is not for Blk men we get clowned by her all the time.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    I feel where you coming from. I been screaming about this for the last year. This supposed huge DL community is nonexistant. Homosexuals made that crap up to make themselves look normal. You know when a guy is straight or gay. Women just tend to put the blinders on because its so hard to find a man these days.

  • Worley

    Don’t you worry. At some point Oprah will lose her rabbit ass mind and say something about white men. I am sure they will show her who is really running things, Harpo productions or not.

  • Moe Real

    So have you officially ethered TPAR? Like you did Rey?

    Cause TPAR, like his hero Common, is anti-gay, and often calls other people gay to insult them. Witness two Bol posts ago. What a hypocrite!

    Also, Bol, like most Americans, is overweight.. REAL talk.

  • Cuban Link

    Why do you type so many blogs about gay people?

  • Cuban Link

    One solution to all of this is just taking out everyone in the world except for like 10 normal people.2 of each race that are purly that race, and then we can just start fresh.

  • lkgfklnw3rgklnwer

    your falling off Bol, you need to write about heeny chesney’s cracka ass comin out on the same day as kanye and 50, cuz that cracka will take the #1 spot on 9/11

  • Drydock

    I’ll speculate: Craig probably aint gay. He’s basically a straight guy that gets sexual kicks engaging in forbidden homosexual acts. In the health field it’s sometimes called Men who have Sex with Men (MSM).

    AIDS in black women is probably being spread by black guys who’ve been to prison and not the DL so much.

  • Sauce: The Designated Hater

    Ok, look at Oprah’s audience…what do you see? A bunch of middle-aged white women! I saw her 50th birthday special at work with the other “nabiscos” and I saw the afterparty and how she was all over John Travolta’s dick, talking about how they were soulmates or some shit. Fuck Oprah! I call her “Betty Cracker” cuz she always cooking up some bullshit for black folk. Anyway, I find it morally reprehensible that congress would discuss the degradation of black women in hip hop , yet say nothing about the sinister ways of elected officials. I mean REALLY! Going around sucking dicks in bathrooms! He knew he was getting into some shit, no pun intended (hahaha). Everything blacks do is blown outta proportion simply because they look to us for a sense of morality. Sen. Craig’s “fag-ulous” episodes is pathetic but he’ll probably blame it on rap music (they all do).

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >I’ll speculate: Craig probably aint gay. He’s basically a straight guy that gets sexual kicks engaging in forbidden homosexual acts. In the health field it’s sometimes called Men who have Sex with Men (MSM).

    *suffers a mini-stroke, contemplates finding a new line of work*

  • SUPREME BLACKMAN

    BOL SINCE YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART YOU SHOULD KNOW IT IS EASIER FOR WOMEN TO CATCH AIDS THAN MEN, BECAUSE OF THE EXPOSURE OF THEIR PRIVATE (VAGINA) DOWN BELOW, SNAPS I FORGOT YOU NEVER HAVE SEEN A VAGINA FACE TO FACE HAVE YOU? AND PORN AND MAGAZINES DON’T COUNT. PEACE

  • http://www.byroncrawford.com/ Bol

    >BOL SINCE YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART YOU SHOULD KNOW IT IS EASIER FOR WOMEN TO CATCH AIDS THAN MEN, BECAUSE OF THE EXPOSURE OF THEIR PRIVATE (VAGINA) DOWN BELOW,

    At the risk of engaging someone who types in all caps and uses words like “privates”… that still doesn’t account for the disparity in AIDS cases by race, does it?

    Like, if more black women have AIDS because of issues with their privates, shouldn’t more white women have AIDS than white men as well? Or are white women’s privates designed differently than black women’s?

    Note: I’m aware (because I read about it in Don Spears’ In Search of Goodpussy) of the slight difference in size of black and white women’s vagine’s, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what Supreme Blackman is referring to here. Actually, I have no idea what Supreme Blackman is referring to. I’m just assuming.

  • Tyler

    At least U were tryin’ 2 look out for the brothas for once and U didn’t throw Obama under the bus. But maybe BoL, U need 2 investgate this subject a little further. . .Like go under cover in men restrooms and give us a real reporting scope then get back 2 us. Get your Gregory Haines on boy, we will be wanting. Nohomo 2 this whole post by the way.
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  • THE TRUTH

    Obviously BOL is trying to illicit a carnal negative response out of all of thus just so he can prove to the guys who run this magazine that he brings something to the blogging table. Unfortunately he doesnt, not anymore atleast. There is absolutely nothing insightful in this article and if I wanted to read the rant of a pseudo-racist swaggerjacker who talks more about hiphop than actually living it, I would love this. I’m sorry but your readers are definately smarter than that.

  • Combat Jack

    Thanx bol. A while back, I was annoyed at the whole DL thing being painted solely as a Black thing. Crikety crack stays perved up, Black stays losing!!! [||].

  • LowEndofDaChi

    “Larry Craig cruises airport men’s rooms because he’s a conservative christian, not because he’s white”-LMAO

    Way to stir it up Bol. But yeah the whole DL stereotyping of males in the black community is definitely an annoyance of mine. At the risk of sounding paranoid, I will say that it seems as though there are forces at work behind these media outlets that seek to broaden the rift between black men and women.

  • these posts are racist

    “To use an example, because I can’t think of any other black male Senators off the top of my head”

    Its a shame you don’t use your wit and writing skills for good.

  • these posts are racist

    “They told me I should come down cousin/ but I flattley refused, I ain’t dumb down nuthin’”.
    -Lupe

    Words to live by, brother.

  • NoMamesBuey

    @Cuban Link

    Your Hitler-esque plan wouldn’t work. Reason: recessive gene on Wiki.

    For example, Bol’s parents are straight, yet Bol turned out to be a fa-go

  • clarknova

    Where are Dark and LOL when we need em? They could probably give us some insight…

  • I Ether Fat Internet Geeks

    As if you haven’t already made it more than clear that you yourself are a homosexual, you give us more insight into the findings of one of the biggest (literally, you must weigh like what, 425 lbs. by now?) bloggers on XXL. A shame that you have such a big following (all 20 of em) who read this cow manure day in and day out hoping you make it worth their while. Sad, I know. Here’s hoping that your 795th post on not really being “DL” but knowing everything there is to know about them will atleast be funny. Maybe for your next post you can just post a big ass picture of yourself in the present day so we can all entertain ourselves calling you the obese Sean Kingston. Go Benoit yourself.

  • 50 Cent

    Do you dislike white people Bol? What do you have against them?

  • the one

    Nice

  • stoneyisland

    HOLD THE FUCK UP! back up of of Bol. If anybody knows about being on the DL, it’s his fat head ass. Why else is he so consumed by Jay-Z? why because Bol wishes he was laying beneath Jaz instead of Beyonce:) Bol is a obese, fat headed closet sissy.

  • Rich Arte

    ^^^The bottom line is that if these women could keep a man, this wouldn’t be an issue one way or the other.

    @bol, who are “these women”??? Black women? are you suggesting that black women can’t keep a man, and if they did they wouldn’t get AIDS?? or are you saying that they fuckin undercover brothers who are passing AIDS to black women??? you sound like someone who doesn’t know his own race, and believes the stereotypes that we are portrayed as.

    You didn’t mention the Catholic priests and their homosexual activities, you limited it to black women, and undercover brothers.

    btw, these posts ARE racist.

  • kevin

    damn… i did not know the DL gay white community had so much support in the comments section… go figure

    btw, these posts are hilarious

  • PRODIGAL SON

    Respect to “The Truth” & “Rich Arte” for actually contributing a worthwhile response. These posts ARE racists and Bol needs to get his act together, enough with the cracka ass cracka comments and teh gehy, do white people and homosexuals offend you that much?

  • kritiq

    like I always say when white people get exposed about their sexuality they always start fronting look at the cracka ass cracka Prodigal son’s comment.why is it that if this post was about a black man being gay, 90% of these post would support Bol? refer to Bols post’s about Jay-z being gay you will see that 90% of the comments trash jay as gay.

    Bol is right about this and if you fail to see thats because you either a cracka ass or a cracka ass lover.I’ts apparent that these cracka ass cracka in high positions are fags jus this year about mo than 3 of these senators have come out the closet.Same shit is happening with cracka poiticians in England the capital of gay people.

    people love to talk about the problems in the black communities while the white communities are just as fucked if not worse, i.e suicide, homicidal, drinking, immorality, fucking animals, fucking siblings, paedophiles,priest and whole lot of shitty staff they do and try to hide,expose these mofo and stop blaming hiphop for your own shit.

  • kritiq

    OH YAH co-sign Sauce: The Designated Hater,Combat Jack and KEVIN.

  • PRODGIAL SON

    Kritiq, Bol is entitled to his own opinions, its the freedom of speech we’re all entitled too, and I wasn’t criticising because he mentions white people as being gay, if you read the article properly he makes assumptions on both ends, blacks and whites. All I was saying, and you as a human being should even consider giving respect to people to all races, preference and gender, Bol could respectfully can discuss taboo topics without referring to perjorative labels… that’s all i was saying.

  • SUPREME BLACKMAN

    BOL YOU STILL ARE A FUCKING FAT ASS FAGGOT!
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT NOW OR DO YOU NEED A BOOK TO REFER TO YOU FUCKING PUNK! SNAPS I MEANT FAGGOT, BECAUSE A PUNK LIKES TO GIVE D AND FAGGOT LIKE TO TAKE D AND YOU ARE THE LATTER, BITCH ASS HOUSE NIGGA!

  • Cuban Link

    I still think killing everyones a good idea.

  • comment comander

    how is the phrase”cracker ass cracker” any different than “nigger ass nigger”?? they are both racist ass terms but bitch’s seem to think its ok to write cracker in shit….well a big fuck you to the ass that wrote it….

  • from russia with love

    where is the artical titled-nigger ass nigger??? i dont see your racist ass using that shit but you use cracker?? find a rope and put it around your neck byron crawford!

  • http://niggerhater.com cracka ass crackas?

    but we cant call you niggers?

  • Gee2

    Don’t be mislead by the messenger or the message! The fact that black men are accused of being on the DL when by part and partial it is clearly not true should piss you off!