True story is that I got called out on the street this weekend by one of my peeps at Whack Entertainment Television. She was telling me how some folks at B.E.T. were feeling a kind of way about one of my recent drops and there might be some bad blood at the next Rap The Runway event or the Rap Awards or the 106 and Park Block Party, or some shit whatever. Damn, B.E.T., I was just playing. I fucks with y’all niggers. I mean, 106 and Park is the perfect show for Black latchkey fourteen year olds and people in their twenties and thirties that still live in the same bedroom they had since they were five years old.
I haven’t watched 106 and Park ever in my life but I see the kids coming home from the tapings with their colored wristbands on. I understand that its progressive and forward thinking like Teen Summit was. It’s obvious that some of the kids’ lives have been changed by the experience of sitting in the audience. So I suppose you are doing a good thing by inspiring these kids to read more and broaden their horizons and become socially aware or whatever it is you do on that program. I give you credit as a network for even approaching me and attempting to clarify my position on your programming.
The Hip-Hop fags over at MTV were too much of shook ones to even return my e-mails. That’s what I expected from that camp anyhoo. Those are the types of fags that jump on the trendy bandwagons and get off just as quick. These are the same dudes that will praise NWA and Salt-N-Pepa within the same breath. It’s not really their faults either because MTV selected those da-dunn-da-dunts especially because they had the flimsy posture. If you niggers can take good orders and do the Aunt Jackie or the Crank Dat then you should get your resume to MTV asap. They will give you a top hat and a pair of white gloves when you start.
I wonder if VH-1 is as fucked the fuck up as its sister networks, and I don’t mean sister in the ‘sista’ sense either. When VH-1 was under the radar they were the spot to fuck with. Now all of a sudden that they have developed the best programming I’m sure the T.I.’s will install one of their grandkids to fuck that shit up. It’s inevitable. At least I’ve got my gig here at XXL Mag dot com. Maybe when TV One steps their game up I can apply for a job over there. Man, I sure miss the WB. Them T.I.’s was quick to give a nigga a T.V. show.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, BET. Whatever happened to Donnie Simpson? That chick from Teen Summit was mean! She ended up marrying that hump Charles Smith. That fool was ten feet tall and he couldn’t even dunk the basketball.
What were we talking about again