Jay-Z Is A Ghetto Humanitarian…

I remember when I wrote to y’all several months back about Dame Dash’s money woes and the millions in back taxes he owed New York State. Well guess who he made a call to get his ass out of a financial bind? And guess who took his phone call? Instead of shitting on Dash which would have been the thing to do, Jay-Z came through and gave his old buddy a helping handout.

Jay-Z must really be as rich as they say because I can’t see anyone but rich people being this altruistic and forgiving. Dash threw Jay under the bus and then sent his friend Cam’rom to harass Jigga while he was in retirement. Jay-Z must have billions of dollars to be willing to fuck with Dash after all of that. Maybe Jay realizes that Dash still has some ideas that can help him capitalize more profit from rap music. Why else would Jay even fuck with this loser? Some cake-a-holic Dame turned out to be. Right now Dash can’t even afford a Lil’ Debbie brownie.

So with Jay now becoming this inner city philanthropist I wonder what other charities he might consider other than Memphis Bleek and Dame Dash? Maybe Jay will start a school for former drug kingpins who want to rap? Other than just teaching the finer points of wordplay and fast rapping, the school’s curriculum might center around the things that Jay has done to become such an important civic leader of the Blacks. There’ll be classes regarding how to launder your money, and definitely one on how not to get caught by police. There needs to be one of these Jay-Z schools in every city in America. This might be the only chance to get young Black men back into a classroom.

When you’re a billionaire or a zillionaire or whatever Jay-Z’s bank account requires we call him you have a level of responsibility to support charities and non-profit organizations so that white baby Jesus will let you into heaven. Dame Dash is definitely a non-profit now. I don’t think he makes a dime on any of the cockamaimie schemes he has invested in. Pro-Keds? Them shits was washed up thirty years ago? Armandale vodka was pretty good, but niggas is only fucking with that Grey Goose and the Hen-rock. We all know what happened to the Ol’ Dirty project. Dame’s last great achievement was signing KanYe West, but even KanYe ain’t giving any scrilla to Dame.

Shit is fucked the fuck up to come down from the mountaintop. It’s pretty much the same story that we’ve seen from so many other entertainment figures. You forget to file your taxes for ten years and then all of a sudden you are bagging up groceries for other people at the Publix supermarket. I don’t think Dash will ever get to see that low point thanks to the financial aid that Jay gave to him. Let’s see what he does for Jay-Z in return.

Friends. How many of us have them?

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  • Space Cowboy

    Jay did this because he’s been hanging around a lor of southerners lately, and they are starting to drop some knowlege on him.

    “Don’t burn bridges… you may need that person later on down the line”… that’s why not too many southern rappers beef with each other.

  • 1,21,2..anditdon’tstop81

    dame dummy.

  • sk

    Right now Dash can’t even afford a Lil’ Debbie brownie

    ^^^^^^^^^lmao

  • sk

    Right now Dash can’t even afford a Lil’ Debbie brownie

    ^^^^^^^^^lmao

  • gerold

    Good Post

    but Billy Sunday get you lazy azzzzz up and Vote Kanye West on Sept 11,

    Thanx in advance you bum…

    Good post though quite informative, the moral of the story Hov will not lose

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sour-D Sin aka Piffcaso aka Sinistah (the original one from Brick City)

    Well that goes to show you, sometimes friendship is stronger than money….Or maybe someone has a guilty conscience…….

    or maybe it’s neither….but fuck it i’m almost outta here XXL-World what up!!!!!!

  • I RUN VA

    YO BOL YOU A FAT ASS FUNNY MOTHERF#@$KER
    DAME WILL ACT LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED @ ALL….
    WE ALL KNOW HE OS BROKE ASS HELL…..LOUD MOUTH FLASHY ASS WACK NIGGA …..CAM SHOULD HAVE HELPED HIM SINCE THATS HIS BOY …..JIMMY JONES WHY YOU LET YOUR MAN GO TO YOUR ENEMY…JAY WINS ON SO MANY LEVELS…….

  • http://www.myspace.com/tha_return_of_tha_badguy tha return of tha bad guy

    Jay did this because he’s been hanging around a lor of southerners lately, and they are starting to drop some knowlege on him.

    “Don’t burn bridges… you may need that person later on down the line”… that’s why not too many southern rappers beef with each other

    ??…da fuck that got to do with anything?

  • I RUN VA

    SORRY BILLY I MEANT YOU ARE A FAT ASS FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER

  • these posts are racist

    I read this the other day somewhere. If this is true, then I give mad props to Jay. No matter how wealthy he is, that’s still love, especially after Dame was talking (literally and complicitley through Cam) greesy about Jay.

    As far as “friends”…that shit doesn’t exist, never has. People operate based on interest, period.

  • kritiq

    go fuck yourself looser, the question is what have you done ? instead of hanging on jays dick go do something with your petty life fat faggot

  • ford

    props on the whodini reference.

  • REESE

    DAMN.

    I REMEMBER PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT JAY-Z BEING GREEZY BECAUSE HE SUPPOSEDLY “TOOK” EVERYTHING FROM DAME.

    JAY DIDN’T LIKE THE WAY DAME DID BUSINESS…….SO HE SPLIT.

    WOULDN’T YOU????……..I WOULD HOPE SO………IF YOUR SMART!!

    AND NOW LOOK!!!!!……..

    THE KID DAME IS BEHIND ON TAXES BY HOW MUCH???? ALMOST 1O YEARS I HEAR!!!

    DO U STILL BLAME JAY FOR DOING WHAT HE DID???

    AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU GOTTA PROTECT YOUR NECK!!

  • Dr Flav

    Where is the source for this? I know I cant count on you for error free info gathering. Dame can still buy Bol’s ass and sell it to you. (no more freebies on Hershey Highway, Bay Bay!)

  • clarknova

    TPAR, friends don’t exist? You must be a lonely man.

  • these posts are racist

    Dr. Flav, you were missed on BOL’s Islamophobic post.

    Clarknova-I didn’t mean it literally. But if you’re over 23 yrs old and have lived in any ghetto in the US, you’ll know what I mean.

  • http://xxlmag.com spoken word

    the man did say he was the black warren buffet but did anyone pay attention..doubt it. You can’t say he got enough doh .. man just has a heart.and now i want to see all the dick riders who be up on this site on how jay is greedy..

  • Dr Flav

    TPAR, I aint miss that ole bullshit, I just didnt feel like throwing my diamonds in a sewer. Its really becoming hard to say anything on here, there is never any real celebration of hip hop, rather old or new music(mad props to noz). These guys want to be “bootleg” (I saw that crack too Sunday, admittedly hilarious) Limbaugh and O’Rielly. Mark my words a blogger is gonna catch a bad one out here in the real world and nullus is not going to save that ass.

  • these posts are racist

    What up Flav,

    The thing is, i’m all about discussion, debate and dialouge. But that’s not what happens around here. Assumptions are taken for granted. Conclusions are given as inherent truths. Discussions are introduced in a context that only a racist Fox News Pundit would create…and these clowns think they’re “free thinkers”.

    In any event, if Dame is really broke, after being worth a reported 30 million, I’m shocked.

  • http://www.myspace.com/michaelbjordan SENATOR MICHAEL JORDAN

    One Question:

    Why didn’t Cam’ron have the money?

    Ok, one more question:

    Why didn’t Biggs have the money?

    Oh, phucket… one mo

    Why didn’t Dame have the money???

  • clarknova

    If you didn’t mean it literally, why defend it?
    “if you’re over 23 yrs old and have lived in any ghetto in the US, you’ll know what I mean.”
    Are you saying if you’re over 23 and poor you can’t have friends? Hm. Not in my experience.
    Bit of a broad statement I’m sure you’d agree.

  • these posts are racist

    Clarknova:

    The word “friend” is broad enough that I can’t mean it “literally”. In other words, I kick with people, etc. and by most definitions, that’s a “friend”. In the end however, human relationships are based off of a deep self interest. The reason I provide growing in the hood as an example is because that’s where your faced with situations that bring that out of people. If you’re in trouble with the law…your friends will snitch and say whatever to get out of it, unless a stronger self interest directs them against it. When it comes to money, etc. When people’s backs are against the wall, you see where “friends” come into play.

  • Mr. Whats beef

    dame is one lucky mofo

  • kidynamite

    So with Jay now becoming this inner city philanthropist I wonder what other charities he might consider other than Memphis Bleek and Dame Dash

    I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THIS
    WHAT THE FUCK DID MEMPHIS “WEAK AS SHIT” DO TO GET IN JAY-Z GOOD GRACES……THIS NIGGA TOOK A BULLET/JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS/LET JAY FUCK HIS SISTER OR WHAT…….WHAT MAKES THIS DUDE SO SPECIAL

  • jg420

    these posts are racist Says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    Dr. Flav, you were missed on BOL’s Islamophobic post.

    Clarknova-I didn’t mean it literally. But if you’re over 23 yrs old and have lived in any ghetto in the US, you’ll know what I mean.

    ^co-sign that, fools are either hating or always trying to get over

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Y’all fags need a hug.

  • clarknova

    TPAR, you’re a smart dude but it’s kinda ruined by the rivers of self-righteouseness flowing through your every word.

    Billy, I’d love a hug. Will you be my “friend?”

  • http://www.rich-arte.blogspot.com The Richest Arte

    ummm…thirtieth

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Billy X. Sunday Says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    Y’all fags need a hug.
    ^
    LOL Co-Sign!

  • http://www.xxlmag.com Kanye West

    Awww they so sensitive!

  • these posts are racist

    clarknova-

    I’m not a self righteouseness or even dogmatic type brotha. I’m sorry if I come off that way–didn’t mean to.

  • clarknova

    No worries TPAR. Do your thing. It’s clear you mean well, which is more than can be said for a lot of folks round these parts…