Jack of Spades

Hate it or love it, the muscleman’s on top (and I’m not talking eskay’s favorite). Bobby Bonds’ baby boy is running this baseball history shit. Y’all should have known by now that Barry Lemar is a superstar. Like other great Blacks he was bred that way (word to that racist Jimmy The Greek). His daddy was a baller, he’s somehow related to Reggie Jax on some fake Wyclef and Pras cousin shit and the white folks’ favorite Negro Willie Mays is his godfather. Y’all saw the OG on the field last night regulating—snatching mics and shit. The Say Hey Kid was like fuck the haters—my lil 43-year-old nigga has somethin’ to say.

Yeah steroids, steroids, steroids, I get it. And truth be told, dude has always been anti-media and a twisted son of a bitch, but you gotta give the devil his due. There’s supposedly no juice in his system this year and his old ass is still the most feared player at the plate. One mistake and the ball goes flying into the hands of some cracker trying to make big bucks off his good fortune. It’s still majestic you muthafuckas to watch him knock one out the park.

I grew up loving baseball and no I don’t follow the game as close as I used to. I checked out when Doc and Daryl got cracked out (Word to Masters of Ceremony. Beam me up, Scotty!) Still I feel like saluting the San Francisco Giant this morning since he doesn’t seem be to getting enough love. In fact, I haven’t caught one line in a rap song that even mentions Barry. Shit, Jordan gets name-drops like Superhead gets booty calls. Like Will.i.am once queried, where is the love?

OK I got ‘em. Word to Weezy.

756 is in the mix
Barry’s the shit
He swings a black bat
You don’t want to get your head crack

756 is in the mix
Barry’s the shit
He swings a black bat
You don’t want to get your head crack

Hammerin’ Hank gave it up so why don’t you
Bonds is the king, ha I’m sorry it’s true
The record ain’t tainted, stick that asterisk up your ass
Bud Selig is a bitch he gave Mark McGwire a pass
Is it because he’s Black that it’s Barry you attack?
Oh just fall back and cut a nigga some slack.

Ha that was off the dome, doofy. Now you see why I hate these rappers. Jealous one’s envy. I’ll leave this idea for Skillz or you can just rock out with the joint below and where you hear Larry, just say Barry. The hip-hop nation salutes you long-winded Busta Rhymes style.

P.S. Maybe he’ll get a Sauce cover. Hey what else they got? LOL. When it rains, it pours.

UPDATE: Hey the homie at the other spot, Sean “Lil Seed” Fennessey just put me up on things. San Quinn went in and gave BB a boost. Praise, Jesus.

  • Casey

    No1 should be happy Bonds took the record…keep in mind a black man held it before him, too.

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    yeah, whattup with the lack of name-drop love?

    my fav part of this post:

    “One mistake and the ball goes flying in the hands of some cracker trying to make big bucks off his good fortune.”

    spit my cup of water on the flat screen at work. if i get fired, it’s on you, YN!

  • PURPLE HULK

    FIRST BITCHES!!!

    DAMN RIGHT YELLOW NIGGA!!!!!!
    YOUR BALLS ARE JUICY, CAN I GET A LICK?
    BARRY BONDS HEAD IS LIKE A GIANT NUT SACK
    TURNS ME ON!!!!
    BALLS IN MY MOUTH!
    SQUICHY!!!!

  • Dr Flav

    Steroids dont give you skill. It takes skill to hit home runs, if steroids increased skill, then whats up with some of these other juicers? Big up to Barry, haters deal with it.

  • Yolanda

    “P.S. Maybe he’ll get a Sauce cover. Hey what else they got? LOL. When it rains, it pours.”

    Common. What you got? Two idiots looking like crack fiends? Wow.

  • Rizzop

    Shout out to the home run king! No matter what kind of persoon he is, aint nobody perfect or living right so worry about your demons first. And i dont care what he took, there is a reason he is the ONLY current or recently current player that has even come close to the home run title.. Since there were so many others using roids why is he the only one that got close enough to break the record? Hes a hell of ball player and needs to be respected. I could take all kinds of steroids now and never hit that many home runs….And he better get in the hall of fame especially do to all the racist, women beating coke using folks that are already in….

  • DANJA29

    “rap flow stronger than Barry Bonds and his pops”- Foxy Brown on “Come Fly With Me”

    But yeah I think that’s about it…

  • Ryan

    You know it’s bad when Foxy Brown is the only one to reference you in a rhyme. He might have had more, but I’m not sure.

  • king equality victorious

    Word to the new homerun king maybe some of yall will start trying to play baseball again white folks really gonna be mad when spanish player start breaking records in their beloved sport yall already know most of them old ass pitchers is on the juice but they really dont be going after them like they went after my man Barry If you the best player in your sport of course you gonna be arogant Shit Kobe rape a white bitch and they aint stop loving him.

  • Kornphlake

    How come any record before integration doesn’t have an asterisk? Plus there have been more pitchers getting caught juicing then anybody. So is it unfair that a hitter was juicing?

  • Around and Around

    Nice drop…big ups to Barry 756, he’ll play one more year and retire with 780

    Fuckin old cracker man still pissed just like when Hank did it, or when Jack Johnson was knockin fools out on the reg. Nothing changes.

  • John Brown

    All hail the new King. King BARRY !!! We untill A-ROD breaks the record in about 3 1/2 years…

    I think we all are gonna remember what we was doing the night Barry broke the record. Its one of those timeless moments, like MJ FINALS shot (over utah), Sept. 11, Katrina, now the last two arent magical moments but we all are going to remember where we was at when news broke out.

  • Incilin

    Yeah, I always wondered why no one name dropped Barry. Is it because black people don’t follow/play baseball all that much anymore?? (Word to Gary Sheffield)

    I think one things it’s important to note about Barry; if he would have retired in the year 2000 and never played again he would have still been a first ballot hall of fame player. By the year 2000 (before all of the steroids talk) Barry already had 3 MVP awards and had been a member of the 40/40 club, which is exclusive company. Not to mention all the gold gloves and sliver slugger awards he won. And yet because of the last few years of controversy Barry’s name is infamous and his legacy followed by black clouds.

    It’s hard to say exactly how I feel about the record being broken, but maybe it will finally get the MLB to get stricter drug polices in the era that is now known as the “steroids Era”

  • mikeford

    theres no piss test for HGH and the union wont let them do blood tests, so no theres no way to say hes not on the juice still.

  • Militärschokolade

    The problem with Barry has nothing to do with his ethnicity, its that because in one offseason, roughly 6 months, he went from being a skinny, 30 some odd year old, to a giant hulk. And that might have been ok, but he was like 38, and he started launching bombs out of candelstick park. And of course there was that book and the steroid era, but w/e.

  • Purple Hulk

    BITCH, BONDS IS A BITCH AND WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED IN HISTORY.

    BUT I WOULD EXPECT A LITTLE FAGGY BITCH LIKE YOU TO GIVE PROPS TO ANOTHER FAGGY LITTLE BITCH.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso aka The New Millenium Kareem Akbar

    oh shit he took it back to “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka” on us………And let Barry live, steriods or not, he not da only person who was doin da shit and he’s obviously better than all those who who was doin da shit…

    salute da man and be thankful for living thru anotha piece of history, he’s the best of the best regardless, can’t take away from the feat at all, it’s done!!!

  • BIG ROB

    Balco Bonds is not the most feared hitter in baseball. He can hardly hit now that he’s not juiced. Hank will always be the true home run king, until A-Rod takes the tittle fair and square in a few years.

  • Purple Hulk

    YEAH, BONDS IS JUST KNOWN AS THE LITTLE CHEATING PUSSY, KINDA LIKE YN IS KNOWN AS THE PUSSY OF THE HIP HOP MAGAZINE CIRCLES.

  • Omar

    “P.S. Maybe he’ll get a Sauce cover. Hey what else they got? LOL. When it rains, it pours.”

    Common. What you got? Two idiots looking like crack fiends? Wow.

    That’s fucking hilarious. Cosign

  • Click Empty

    “Barry Bonds” could be inserted nicely into that “fuck you Ice Cube chorus.” That aside, you’re in no position to talk about covers right now. The latest issue really does look like gay porn. I don’t really care because I’m pro-gay (I hate babies) and like Lil Wayne alright, but come on, it’s kinda silly looking, especially given that these two guys kiss. (That last issue with that fabulous “Curtis” shirt may have started a trend.)

  • Cuban Link

    YN, gtfoh.I dont hear shit about my boy Glavine, who just got 300 wins.I mean I know this is a bigger deal, but a shout out for him too would be nice.What, is it because hes white he doesnt get props?psh, sit down YN, sit down

    shouts to the boy Bonds though.And YN, not too bad rapping, all you need now is to drop a few mixtapes here and there and you too can be on the top 5 at MTV’s hottest MCs in the game, cuz that and “swaggers” all it takes right?

    YN is GOOT in hip hop, and GOAT in hip hop magazines.Aha, sounds kinda catchy doesnt it?

  • http://WWW.HATER-NATION.BLOGSPOT.COM O.G. HATER

    Who cares about Baseball? Seriously before Barry got close did yall even give a fuck about baseball period? Dont lie bitches, you know its true.

    Baseball sucks balls like Purple Hulk aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger.

    http://WWW.HATER-NATION.BLOGSPOT.COM

    Koneechiwa Bitches!