I Blame Byron Crawford…

A few weeks ago Bol came to New York City to partake of the histrionically white Rock The Bells concert. The next thing you know a twister touches down in Brooklyn (sans Big Macs). WTF is that about? Don’t them shits only happen in the Midwest? There are a lot of new transplants in the city from the Midwest so maybe one of them brought that shit with them too. But there is no such thing as a coincidence when some pussy-whipped high school dropout kills his beautiful girlfriend after reading Bol’s drop on the godawful Sean Kingston song. He later supposedly tried to kill himself by slitting his wrists on the roof of a housing project before he was apprehended. I would say that was a pretty lame ass attempt since he could have just jumped the ten or so stories and landed on his head, but maybe this dude Michael Cordero was actually using his head instead?

If I was dude’s lawyer, er, public defender, I would just publicly state that the use of synths and vocoders in the Hip-Hop song ‘Beautiful Girls’ intoxicated him into action because he thought his girlfriend was leaving him. Blaming rock lyrics for suicides is totally retro, but blaming Hip-Hop songs for inciting murder is taking shit back to the future. I’m not saying that he still won’t get served a grip of time, but when all the focus gets shifted onto the back of Hip-Hop dude might end up with a manslaughter sentence. I’m not a community college civil rights attorney like TPAR, or maybe a bootleg psychoanalyst like Dr. Flav so I can’t speak for the alleged perpetrator, but if I were him I would blame everything on that damn song.

Read about the case…

Boyfriend of Victim Slits Wrists, Police Say

Now listen to the song…

C’mon?!? How could you not blame this crime on that stupid song? If I’ve learned anything in the last several months about how rap music has become a pariah in American culture akin to Osama Bin Laden, it’s that money is being made by all the confusion. I think Sean Kingston’s label should press up a billion CD singles and sell them at Starbucks. Oprah will be pulling out her domestic violence programming, AND it’s summer sweeps week to boot. You know the lawyers are gonna get their chips up from this shit too. The merc’ked broads mom should be filing a lawsuit against Sean Kingston as you read this now. And all of this wild shit is going down just because Bol brought his Midwest country ass to New York City.

Dayum. Nullus to the fullest.

  • N.O. 4 life

    uhh for the record hip hop is not pop so if you call it that then stop…sean kingston is not a rapper or hip hop…but white america is definetly gonna call him a “Gangster Rapper”

  • Misha

    lmao @ GETTING @THAT BITCH ASS NINJA

  • http://www.unkut.com Robbie

    I can’t decided what’s gayer – “Beautiful Girls” of Akorn’s first abomination (aka “Lonely”).

  • Were Read 2 Def

    Whats Bol gonna say bout dis?

  • CINCINNATI BITCHES

    lmao @ Sunday.

    roadkill > feces > Bol..

  • CINCINNATI BITCHES

    Sean Kingston > Billy X Sunday

  • Combat Jack

    Don’t appreciate that shit Byron. Keep yer shitty ternadas an shit to yerself.

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    A tornado touched down in BK? I dayum…I’ll be bringing my Southern ass up there next week. Hope you’re ready for some Laffy Taffy, Billy.

  • Around and Around

    You people in NYC are soft, big deal tornado, roll with it, remember you’re ‘Tough New Yorkers’ lol

    East Coast=Soft

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Bol fucks everything up.

    1 hunned.

  • KLETEWOOD

    WOW..Billy is shining TPAR’s Rod in this blog.

    It goes to show you, if you spend every waking moment commenting on these blogs with mediocre intelligence…you might get a shout out!

  • 1,21,2..anditdon’tstop81

    thought u was hardbody stop whinin’ about a lil wind.

  • these posts are racist

    Kletewood,

    I challenge you to actually argue with me on any substantive point I have made on any of these blogs. I warn you however, that’s much more difficult than simply insulting someone.

  • Hokus

    Tornados? Suicides? Billy X dissing BOL? TPAR? WTF!!?? Have a good week-end. Leave us real folks the fuck alone, y’all smoke dick weed.

  • P-Matik

    Was it Sean Kingston or Tay Zonday??

  • BirdsFlySouth

    (((Yawn))) Wake me when Bol blogs today.

    Billy X sucks @ss with a straw

  • http://wmdeez.wordpress.com nation

    >> but when all the focus gets shifted onto the back of Hip-Hop

    genius

  • Fire

    What a bitch this Cordero dude was! Fucking coward! Who the hell kills anyone, let alone women? Hope him and others like him get the maximum punishment.

  • sk

    Robbie Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
    I can’t decided what’s gayer – “Beautiful Girls” of Akorn’s first abomination (aka “Lonely”).

    ^^^^^”Lonely”/”Mr. Lonely” was a remake buddy get ya “FACTS” by Bobby Vinton

  • sk

    Robbie Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
    I can’t decided what’s gayer – “Beautiful Girls” of Akorn’s first abomination (aka “Lonely”).

    ^^^^^”Lonely”/”Mr. Lonely” was a remake buddy get ya “FACTS” by Bobby Vinton

  • redd

    @ around and around,
    Going through winters that can last 5 months that include 3 feet of snow and below zero weather is pretty tough. Not to mention we can’t buy shorts and wear them all year round up here in the East.

  • KLETEWOOD

    TPAR – I’m not questioning your ability to overcome objectives with insignificant rebuttals to Billy’s subject matter.

    I am fretful about you becoming obsessed with claptrap.

    Impact vs. Activity

    Think about it?

  • Al

    How the fuck is this dude gonna write entire posts about how Lil Wayne misused the word “sporadic” and then go and misuse words like “histrionically.” Glass houses, you illiterate hack.

  • these posts are racist

    Kletewood,

    I don’t get it. Are you implying that all I “do” is comment on XXL? You have no clue. While I don’t like to defend who I “am”, nor will I publish my resume…I’ll give you some insight. I actually “do” a lot. I have gotten people wrongly accused of murder (young minorities) out of prison and represent Gitmo detainees–in hopes of getting them their due process. I also volunteer in several other Chicago community service organizations.

    Hope this helps.

  • Around and Around

    these posts are racist Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Kletewood,

    I don’t get it. Are you implying that all I “do” is comment on XXL? You have no clue. While I don’t like to defend who I “am”, nor will I publish my resume…I’ll give you some insight. I actually “do” a lot. I have gotten people wrongly accused of murder (young minorities) out of prison and represent Gitmo detainees–in hopes of getting them their due process. I also volunteer in several other Chicago community service organizations.

    Hope this helps.
    ————————-
    And just yesterday I ran into an abandoned building and saved 2 orpans and a sloth.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    these posts are racist Says:

    “represent Gitmo detainees”

    You did WHAT? Bush and I are coming to get you dude……

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Al,
    I threw histrionically up in there becuase of all the melodramatic whining that white was using the Rock The Bells concert to steal Hip-Hop from Blacks. As if Blacks weren’t happy enough to give that shit away anyhoo.

    Get a thesaurus bitch.

  • around and around

    BirdsFlySouth Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    these posts are racist Says:

    “represent Gitmo detainees”

    You did WHAT? Bush and I are coming to get you dude……
    —————–
    Birdassnigga, follow the news at least a little there are a lot of lawyers trying to get those cats at least handed some dam charges down there.

    Right now they’re in a Gulag.

  • BirdsFlySouth

    damn you hoe ass niggas are touchy. it was a fucking joke fool ass bitch made punk. fuck you and everybody that knows you.

    Fuck you and those towelheads. I hope they blow up your building as soon as ya get’em release. I hate fucking lawyers anyway (you probably paralegal anyway) .

  • http://www.unkut.com Robbie

    #
    sk Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Robbie Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
    I can’t decided what’s gayer – “Beautiful Girls” of Akorn’s first abomination (aka “Lonely”).

    ^^^^^”Lonely”/”Mr. Lonely” was a remake buddy get ya “FACTS” by Bobby Vinton
    ^
    How does that make Akorn’s version any less fruit-filled?

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=12815 Jay

    Around and Around Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    these posts are racist Says:

    And just yesterday I ran into an abandoned building and saved 2 orpans and a sloth.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LMAO!!! that had me rollin for a minute.. thanks for the laugh around n around

    but neways yah he probably will use that excuse n get off.. i mean hiphop is blamed for everythin bad why not this time??

  • Purple Hulk

    DOES BOL REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH INFLUENCE ON PEOPLE?

  • FADE

    u really should spend less time worryin about what bol is doin and get some topics….

  • sk

    Robbie Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    #
    sk Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Robbie Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
    I can’t decided what’s gayer – “Beautiful Girls” of Akorn’s first abomination (aka “Lonely”).

    ^^^^^”Lonely”/”Mr. Lonely” was a remake buddy get ya “FACTS” by Bobby Vinton
    ^
    How does that make Akorn’s version any less fruit-filled?

    ^^^^oh my bad..I get it now you u think a song is “fruit-filled” so u don’t like it but really u know that ur

    http://www.tinyurl.com/38a5wc

  • http://www.myspace.com/shoduction penguin beats

    “blaming Hip-Hop songs for inciting murder is taking shit back to the future.”

    What about when that dude killed someone because “knuck if you buck” pumped him up so much? Eh?

  • LOl @ TPAR

    #
    these posts are racist Says:

    [...]I have gotten people wrongly accused of murder (young minorities) out of prison and represent Gitmo detainees–in hopes of getting them their due process[...]

    ———————

    Tonight I pray that your family will be raped and slain by one of the animals that you helped get out of jail, because they were so “innocent”.
    Your kind is as bad as pedophiles and subhumans like you should be removed from society. You are trash at its best and I wish only the worst upon you.

    Everyone in Gitmo should be executed, to save us our tax payers money. Muslims = trash.

  • Cuban Link

    Awesome post Billy, non New Yorkers wont appreciate it.But I wouldnt blame it on the St. Louis, I think its Seattle’s fault.They have crazy weather, and there suicide rates pretty big isnt it?

    But, I mean who cares, its bottom of the 9th, and Mets are down 7-5.Fuck the Marlins!

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ Werd. Eff The Marlins, but I wouldn’t mind D-Train pitching for the hometown Metropolitans.

  • camillionz

    that is so sad…how can you even make satirical commentary about another woman lost to domestic violence?

  • Zilly the illy

    FINALLY someone realize Bol just wants some attention dissing the rappers who have the most attention.. KAnye to Lupe whoever is now! good job

  • CINCINNATI BITCHES

    someone give me a shotgun and a Sean Kingston single….

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Around and Around Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    these posts are racist Says:

    August 10th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Kletewood,

    I don’t get it. Are you implying that all I “do” is comment on XXL? You have no clue. While I don’t like to defend who I “am”, nor will I publish my resume…I’ll give you some insight. I actually “do” a lot. I have gotten people wrongly accused of murder (young minorities) out of prison and represent Gitmo detainees–in hopes of getting them their due process. I also volunteer in several other Chicago community service organizations.

    Hope this helps.
    ————————-
    And just yesterday I ran into an abandoned building and saved 2 orpans and a sloth.
    ^^^
    You saved Bol??