A Bay Bay! A Bay Bay!

Who knows how it works in the South, but where I went to school, in the corn fields of Northeast Missouri, it was understood that if you banged a chick who was drunk you were taking your chances. It might seem worth it at the time (obviously!), but if she woke up the next day and realized how much of a loser you are, you’d be facing a date rape charge.

It didn’t matter whether or not she consented at the time or even if she spread her legs and damn near shoved your joint up in her without your consent (I know a guy who had this happen to him). Like one of R. Kelly’s girlfriends, a broad who’s drunk enough is considered legally incapable of offering her consent, regardless of how much she may seem to be begging for it.

I bring this up because I’m sure you’ve all heard the news about Terrance “DJ Bay Bay” Stewart, the guy who inspired Hurricane Chris to write that song “A Bay Bay,” which could very well be the most popular rap song in the country right now. (Take some time to reflect on that.) He was arrested the other day and charged with raping a chick who was found lying unconscious around 4 a.m. at the club where he DJs.

To tell you the truth, I wasn’t even aware that A Bay Bay was an actual guy until just now, but of course I find it hilarious that he’s being charged with a sex crime at the same time that his eponymous megahit is reaching critical mass. Imagine if that song “Good” by Better than Ezra was secretly about that one Kennedy brother that liked to rape people. It may have been too much for my 13 year-old brain to handle!

That said, in a case like this I think it’s important to note that the guy is innocent until proven guilty. And even then he might still be innocent. He’s just gonna have to go to jail for a while. Those of us old enough to know why the Boston season of the Real World was the best one evar (new season starting tonight!) know it’s far too easy for a guy, let alone a black guy, to be painted as a rapist over some shit that probably never happened in the first place.

Either way, who wants to bet how long it takes for one of these anti-hip-hop beeyotches to try to draw some sort of connection between the alleged culture of misogyny in hip-hop and what’s obviously just an example of some yokel trying to capitalize on his 15 minutes of fame? I mean, how often do you have an example of the most popular rap song in the country being named after an alleged rapist, in the same year that hip-hop is coming under fire for it’s alleged misogyny?

And if you notice, these anti-hip-hop broads tend to be pretty short on real examples of the detrimental effect misogyny in hip-hop has had on black women. Damon Dash has been charged with rape once or twice, but I’ve yet to see him go to jail. (Though it could be because he commits his crimes down in Brazil, where one hand washes the other.) Before that, you’d probably have to go back to the incident that caused Rev Run to find Jesus, and I’m not even sure what happened in that case.

To tell you the truth, I’m not that crazy about the song “A Bay Bay” anyway (the jury’s still out on the man himself); I’d be lying if I said it’d hurt my feelings if it was never played on the radio again, because the McCarthyite ant-hip-hop community tried to argue that it celebrates a known rapist. But at the same time, I can’t help but be bothered by the idea of yet another one of our brothers being brought low by some scandalous beeyotch. So I guess you could say I’m pretty conflicted on this one!

  • KLETEWOOD

    BEEYOTCHES ARE SCANDOCIOUS.

    Waking up like….Did we do it?

    Shit…I always remember! BITCHES GET BLACKED OUT…JUST OFF ALCOHOL.

    ESPECIALLY, COLLEGE CHICKS. THEY BE GETTING BLACKED OUT ALL THE TIME.

  • nur-allah

    damn, if she was found passed out on the floor of the club, she was to damn drunk to be tryin to hit in the first place. But you never know.

  • Dude

    1st

  • Andy

    first

  • http://www.myspace.com/ghanghiskhan Building#4

    IF YOU’RE A FAN OF REAL HIPHOP GO CHECK OUT http://www.myspace.com/ghanghiskhan

  • Rich Arte

    boring post…write about something we haven’t already read about a thousand times. you hip hop sites just recycle the same material. No one knows who he is, therefore we don’t care. whatever happened to the post about positivity in hip hop???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI50rcHV-0k

  • Cinsere

    If a nigga come up to me, drunk as hell, and tells me “yo…take this money right here…it’s a thousand dollars…nah, fo’real…I REALLY want you to have it”…am I supposed to be like “nah…you’re drunk, son…you don’t know what you’re doing”? FUCK NO! I’m taking that shit! If he wakes up in the morning like “damn, that’s some dumb shit I did last night”…oh well…he shouldn’t have gotten so fucking drunk!

    Same applies to these coochie-throwing hoes!

  • John Brown

    if she spread her legs and damn near shoved your joint up in her without your consent (I know a guy who had this happen to him).
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    So BOL after this “guy” spread your a-hole did you charged him with rape?

  • Unrelated

    How is it that if your drunk as funk you can sign a contract or enter into an agreement (I watch my daytime law shows.. what!?) but you can’t get “balls deep” in some broad without running the risk of catching a case…?

  • Tyler

    If the chick was found passed the fuck out like U say then she will not have a leg to stand on in court so brotha’man is good is so is Hip Hip & A Bay Bay. . Stop dry snitchin’ BoL.
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  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    THATS WHY WHEN YOU ARE WITH A DRUNK CHICK…JUST SAY MY NAME AND NO CHARGES TO WORRY ABOUT!
    FACE=NO JAIL

  • Sin-cere

    Nice read. Good post! And real thoughts!

  • Hokus

    You listened to Better Than Ezra??? -smh- That explains alot.

  • maxman

    why’s the boston season the best? it just had some lumberjack guy and some ugly red head chick.

  • Ryan

    You couldn’t help but listen to that Better Than Ezra song back when it first came out. 90′s alternative had some of the catchiest songs, they got stuck in your head for days, but had a lot more “good” to them than something like Maroon 5 or some bullshit like that. I mean it’s not only cause I’m an 80′s baby and grew up on mostly 90′s music, it’s just the truth. Back then, I bought lots of tapes/cd’s just cause I liked a lot of music that didn’t get radio play, but if someone had the radio on an alternative rock station at that point I didn’t cringe and want to throw myself out of the car window like I do today.

  • thoreauly77

    i can see how this could be a ploy to get some money, but seems unlikely if she was actually found passed out. if she passed out, then she blacked out before that, and if she was blacked out when they had sex then the simple fact is that he actually DID RAPE HER, in which case he should be civilly, criminally or both. time to grow up guys.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >You couldn’t help but listen to that Better Than Ezra song back when it first came out.

    FUCK YOU!!!

    THINGS THAT WERE UTTERLY UBIQUITOUS AS RECENTLY AS 10 YEARS AGO DON’T EXIST TO ME BECAUSE IM TOO REAL TO TURN ON A TV OR WALK INTO A STORE OR WHATEVER.

    YOU, MEANWHILE? YOU’RE A RACIST!!!

    VIVA FEIGNED CULTURAL ILLITERACY!!!

  • these posts are racist

    Picture a girl in your family, sister or mother perhaps? Imagine she gets drunk and passes out. Now imagine someone has sex with her, while she’s passed out, or so drunk that she can’t walk a straight line.

    I’m wasting my breath.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    What you never thought about the timing? They dont even know WHEN she was raped? Sounds like bullshit to me. Bitches throw that word around too much, specially when $$$ is involved.

    Ay Rape Rape! Ay Rape Rape!

    When she holla Ay Rape Rape, im fittin ta get my groove on!

    1 hunned.

  • Incilin

    Ahh, im sorta border line with this one too. But I know one thing; “A Bay Bay” is a shitty song. How many more one hit wonders like “This Is Why I’m Hot” and “Throw Some D’s” or “Party Like A Rock Star” does hip hop need??

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >Picture a girl in your family, sister or mother perhaps? Imagine she gets drunk and passes out. Now imagine someone has sex with her, while she’s passed out, or so drunk that she can’t walk a straight line.

    What if she was so wasted she didn’t know one way or the other. Then it’d be like the proverbial tree falling in the forest.

  • DirtDoggy

    Lets be real, theres no suck thing as being that drunk. If your that drunk you got alchohol poisioning and are about to die, this chick was well aware that her snatch was being injected with the serum. Girls are calling out rape all across the globe on cats with chips/famous dudes that don’t need to rape anybody to get some = no credibility, witch in return = harder for a real rape victum to (honest girl) to get justice.

    Just for the record to all you kaniving litte biches out there that would do such a thing, you do realize that’s the worst thing you could do to a man. So on the flip side I think a woman that lies of rape deserves the death penalty, for real though.

    So all the good girls out there you can put the blame on these kaniving bitches, that will do anything for a dollar.

  • these posts are racist

    “What if she was so wasted she didn’t know one way or the other. Then it’d be like the proverbial tree falling in the forest.”

    Wow. That was ridiculously ignorant…even by your standards. What if you were so drunk and a guy had sex with you…the proverbial tree falling in the forest? Or BOL’s day dream?

    Look, I don’t know the particulars of this case and I believe that person has the presumption of being innocent…but it appears that BOL and the other immature cats posting here today believe that a woman who says she’s been raped is presumtively lying.

  • Militärschokolade

    When will you post something relevant/entertaining? All your posts are just about why a 36 year old man should be able to have his way with 14yr olds, and being able to fuck deaf and/or passed out/drunk chicks. Start talking about, you know, actual hip hop.

  • king blair

    ITS NOT RAPE IF YOUR BOTH DRUNK!!!So if ya got potenial night creeper get plastered and handle your biz then bada-bing we were both incapasitated and couldn’t think straight, then tell the judge I THINK HE RAPED ME!!!!

  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    SERIOUSLY…TO AVOID EVER HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS TYPE OF ISSUE…JUST FUCK HER MOUTH!
    HOLLA MY NAME AND REST EASY
    NOTHING…I MEAN NOTHING BEATS THAT SLOW NECK!

  • render

    but if she woke up the next day and realized how much of a loser you are, you’d be facing a date rape charge.

    Revealing a little too much bout yourself here Bol

  • http://102482.me Not Bol

    Before that, you’d probably have to go back to the incident that caused Rev Run to find Jesus, and I’m not even sure what happened in that case.

    Bol, this gave me an idea that you should run with in a future edition of the blog. I think if you want to get into some REAL INVESTIGATIVE Blogging you should look into the someone you mentioned in a glance in this edition of your Blog.

    Rev Run and his Zoe Ministries

    The worlds most accurate encyclopedia, Wikipedia says he was ordained by them, and his wife is an ordained prophet-ess.

    Their official website is:
    http://www.zoeministries.com/

    You’d be remiss to not notice the play for play like demeanor of the church where you can get a prophetic word from some dude for $37

    Now Google: “Zoe Ministries” cult
    and see what you get

    This “chuuch” is basically the Christian wing of Scientology

    You could have a field day with this one

  • FADE

    i didnt finish reading im still reflecting on the fact that a bay bay is the most popular song right now

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  • Omar

    Damn, I actually understand that Boston Real World reference. I will go kill myself now.

  • dza

    what the fuck BOL what the fuck is up with EVAR and TEH GEY

  • Click Empty

    i don’t usually complain about these blogs, but why is this on the XXL website? Or any website where the writer is presumably paid? Better Than Ezra? The minutia of date rape law? R Kelly jokes? “She spread her legs and damn near shoved your joint up in her without your consent?” Though I do find myself reading this. I NEED A JOB. What was the name of the group that Alpo and Rich Porter financed? It’s driving me crazy that I can’t think of it. Low Profile? No. Help.

  • Champ

    lol @ Ay rape rape

  • Rowe

    Ay rape rape that should be the new jam of the year,somebody need to do a parody

  • Ryan

    FUCK YOU!!!

    THINGS THAT WERE UTTERLY UBIQUITOUS AS RECENTLY AS 10 YEARS AGO DON’T EXIST TO ME BECAUSE IM TOO REAL TO TURN ON A TV OR WALK INTO A STORE OR WHATEVER.

    YOU, MEANWHILE? YOU’RE A RACIST!!!

    VIVA FEIGNED CULTURAL ILLITERACY!!!

    ^
    Oh, sorry, I forgot this was a hip hop site, which means nothing pertaining to anything outside the realm of hip hop has any place here. That, and the fact that I’m white pretty much sealed my fate. I will bow out gracefully.

  • Cuban Link

    What if you pulled a 2pac and said that “she raped me!” I mean could a man actually get away with that?Pac didnt, and that, if you think about it, is why hes dead.And famous, for that matter