The whores are back in town

“I thought he was too young, and I just always thought he was ugly. That’s real talk. I thought he looked like a tree monkey…” – Superhead on Lil’ Wayne, no pun intended

For all that’s been said about Superhead’s antics in the past year or so, one thing that struck me as odd is the fact that we’ve yet to see more Superhead copycats, especially once you consider how much money she must have made from that shit.

I mean, the process seems simple enough: go out and blow a buncha guys, take good notes, and then later on recount your experiences to someone with the cognitive ability to put them in book form. Pad the story out with the usual bullshit about how your daddy didn’t love you enough when you were a baby, and how these men were taking adavantage of you, gotdamnit, until you found the inner strength to to stop sucking guys’ dicks for money.

No homo on this entire post, by the way.

And yet to date, the only other town bicycle who’s managed to turn her knob-shining conquests into a second career as an author, so to speak, is Nas’ baby’s mother Carmen Bryan. And even in her case, it’s not like she went out and sucked a buncha people’s dicks for the purpose of writing a book about it. Of course she jumped at the opportunity to tell her story when it was presented, but she probably would’ve done it anyway, just because that’s how she rolls.

As such, Superhead herself might actually be the first rap industry jizz jar to go out and do what she does for the sole purpose of writing a book about it. Which, at the very least, I’d say is a testament to this woman’s determination to make a buck without… you know, learning a valuable skill or something. Which is not to say that oral sex isn’t valuable, but how much of a skill is it, really? If anything, I’d say Superhead’s skill, such as it is, lies in a) her endurance, and b) her utter lack of self-esteem.

The only thing is, I wonder how interesting another 200 or so pages of stories about the times she blew rappers could possibly be. Not that I read the first book, and I’m not planning on reading this one either, but it always occurred to me that the success of the first book had as much to do with the story of how a woman who had been mistreated by men her whole life finally found the power within to mistreat men, not unlike how the Jews have done with the Palestinians.

Or am I reading too much into this?

At any rate, here’s hoping this second Superhead book doesn’t do nearly as well as the first one, lest it kickstart some trend of publishers finding hookers on the street and sending them to rap concerts with a bottle of orange juice and a tape recorder. Lord knows the last thing hip-hop needs these days is a buncha nappy headed hoes feeling they’re entitled to anything other than a handful of sweaty one dollar bills just because they gave some rapper a blowski.

  • Dude

    This post is MONEY

  • stoneyisland

    Only a sorry skank ass man sleeps with a skank ass hoe. You can candy coat the shit anyway you want, if you associate with shit then you are shit. I dont blame superhead or Nas baby mama carmen. Until we as men start beling selective of who we put our dick in, these scandalous bitches will continue to bred and grow and pass that mentality down to their daughters.

  • 1,21,2…anditdon’tstop81

    I ain’t even gon lie goddamnit if i had the chance to bang out and mouth hump ere’r&b chick in the game den’ make money off airin’ it all out fuck yeah I’ma do it! that’s jus’ carmensen$e ya feel me? every knows thats how america was built;let’s somebody else do the hardwork i.e.;the rappers with the actual talent and then eat off they plate. it’s similar to slavery but maybe I’m thinking to much into it to.

    to all the lady’s out dere bloggin for dough you may want to change yo’ occupation
    JIZZJar HOE BUCKET=cha-ching$…cha-ching!

  • http://myspace.com/HiRollazENT DJ Shad

    Bol’s fat and gay, but this post is true.

    SMOKING SECTION IS MAJOR!

  • Johnnie Cage

    Damn Bol, finally we on the same page. That’s the nastiest nappy headed hoe ever

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    L M F A O!

    Vintage Bol.

  • these posts are racist

    “but it always occurred to me that the success of the first book had as much to do with the story of how a woman who had been mistreated by men her whole life finally found the power within to mistreat men, not unlike how the Jews have done with the Palestinians.”

    The Zionists who took over Palestine in 1948 and continue to make Palestinians lives a living hell are nothing more than aparthied enforcing bigots. In other words, they have a state, Israel, where over 5 million non-Jews live in, but they don’t give them equal rights under the law, because they are not jews…

    On another note, its Ironic that they “can’t knock the hustle” mentality that rappers live by (and sometimes die by) is causing them so much embarressment by way of Superhead…

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    not unlike how the Jews have done with the Palestinians.
    ^^
    Cue TPAR.

  • Killa

    gotdamnit?

  • john cochran

    Usually you’re he-man women hatin is extra, but you on piont with that shit. This bitch got no respect for her body. Not only that but she got a kid, that lil nigga gone catch hell in school for that. I mean cmon, his moms is a known whore. I usually say fuck it if somebody gettin money, but in her case I hope this bitch dont make another red cent in her life.

  • Tyler

    BoL, U a fool dude. Yea’ some of these rappers should be tryin’ 2 blackball this bitch up outta tha’ game cause she makes them all look bad sayin’ ‘dat whiteass BiLL Maer was the only man ‘dat really put it down on her. Keep doin’ your thang BoL.
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  • Incilin

    I find this post somewhat amusing, but can’t help but go for the cliclie comment of; “stop frontin, you know if superhead wanted to give u some head, u’d take it with the quickness.”

  • May

    you know who i really feel sorry for? The celebrities that are gonna get their spots blown up in this book. She had niggas shook with the last one.

    I can’t believe the nerve of this chick. Has she any dignity at all? Even a f*ckin’ shread!?

    Superhead is ugly too, by the way.

  • VLsteve

    TPAR = Huey Freeman

    Gully

  • j

    thats right bol fuck the jews… if u hate em they must be evil. if only hitler had 2 more months to live and keep the camps running weed be absolved from their poison.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Oh he beat me to it, LOL!

  • around and around

    Israel=Apartheid South Africa

  • Danny

    these posts are racist Says:

    July 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    “but it always occurred to me that the success of the first book had as much to do with the story of how a woman who had been mistreated by men her whole life finally found the power within to mistreat men, not unlike how the Jews have done with the Palestinians.”

    The Zionists who took over Palestine in 1948 and continue to make Palestinians lives a living hell are nothing more than aparthied enforcing bigots. In other words, they have a state, Israel, where over 5 million non-Jews live in, but they don’t give them equal rights under the law, because they are not jews…

    On another note, its Ironic that they “can’t knock the hustle” mentality that rappers live by (and sometimes die by) is causing them so much embarressment by way of Superhead…

    ^^^
    I don’t want to come across as ignorant but…

    Please shut the fuck already!!

    You use this site to display your wisdom, something which I find ironically stupid!!

  • http://myspace.com/hotboxbeats hotbox

    Woah woah woah,Hitler boy above me needs to calm his nerves.

  • Dread

    Bol instead of writing articles on this Bukkake-Marathon trainee…Wikipedia Big Lurch and with some research PLEASE do an article on him. Cause shit dont get crazier than that…

  • DirtDoggy

    Fucking nasty garbage box bitches man, ewwwwww, I go limp just thinking of this ugly bitch, you’d catch a vaginal herpies just fucking her mouth.

  • jacquez
  • jacquez

    str8 hoe

  • Ryan

    I second the Big Lurch thing, when I first heard him I thought he was Wesley Willis.

    I’ve seen superheads technique, she looks like she’s either trying to impale herself on the cock she’s sucking, or snap the dick clean off their body. Scary, but it makes you wonder if it feels good or not. I’m sure she’s got a few open mouth sores anyways.

  • Boner Jams 03

    ahh…sluts….what would we do without them??we grab them by the back of their necks and fuck them in their mouths…we get our balls licked while sllapping them in the face with our manmeat…stick fingers up their butts when we hit it from the back…have kids by them that we deny….thank u so much to all the sluts out there…this bud’s for u

  • Purple Hulk

    ITS A SHAME HOES CAN MAKE SO MUCH MONEY

  • The Spaniard

    One of my dames had the first book and she seemed to mesmerized by it. I read one of the chapters at random and it was as if it was written by someone with the education and experience of a junior high student. I had to cut that broad loose once I realized that was the only book I had ever seen her read from cover to cover.

    What the fuck is so interesting about some slut banging a lot of dudes anyway? Am I missing something?

  • H-LO

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    metal’s Illmatic is Slayer’s Reign in Blood

    metal’s ?uestlove is Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater

  • http://myspace.com/wafeek feekee

    you are the third foulest nigga from st. louis.

    i can dig it.

    yeah.

  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    co-sign w/ boner jams…that shit was funny….i love me a smut broad….thats why god made women….to suck cock and cook…..realest talk

  • Cuban Link

    How much did this book sell?

    Something tells me a book by an author named ”Superhead” will sell less than P.Hilton’s book.

  • Tmontana171

    oh wait, nevermind I have no idea what i just wrote my thoughts are kinda scrambled

  • Danny

    suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich Says:

    July 5th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    co-sign w/ boner jams…that shit was funny….i love me a smut broad….thats why god made women….to suck cock and cook…..realest talk

    ^^^
    When was the last time you f**ked a bitch??

  • http://www.hiphop-blogs.com Hashim

    rappers love being in her book, even if they pretend not to. Same as they love being called out by a blogger, even if they pretend not to.

  • Will The Thrill

    Co-sign this whole article! Jizz jar! >D

  • BklynBandette

    @StoneyIsland:

    I Love You. You just said what I’ve been saying all along. After the first book what idiot would bed this chick thus giving her ammo for a second book?

    @The Spaniard: The “Interest” in SuperHead Bangin’ a lot of dudes is the same “interest” folks have in a clown ass male MC braggin’ about how many hoes he’s banged. Sex sells, but SMUT seems to be moving the world right now. And as much as SuperHead disgusts us all SHE is the type of woman your favorite MC will rhyme about. She sees the attention and dough it gets him from the consumers, so she figures she’ll market herself just the same. Why wait for him to pony up some dough when she can earn just as much (If not more) by selling herself and telling the same story? It’s called Self-Pimping! Instead of allowing the RAPPERS to get paid from HER exploits while cutting HER out of the profits, she’s eliminating the middle man- THE RAPPERS!
    Damn, when you put it like that, I have to wonder if dudes is mad because she truly does live a disgusting lifestyle, or, because she done beat cats to the punch by telling her side of the story first?

    When we stop paying atention and dollars to negativity and self-hatred, SuperHead and the Clowns who bed her will be a Non-Issue.

    Just A Woman’s Perspective.
    Holla If Ya Hear Me …

    P.S.- Stoney, where’d U get your name from? Sounds like my Hometown in Brooklyn.

  • beeyo

    Its bout to be love connection out this bitch.

  • DANJA29

    1st of all- great post.

    2nd of all- wow @ this broad. i guess you can’t help but respect her hustle, but anybody who prides themselves as bein’ able to see thru bullshit doesn’t buy this “i was a victim” shit for one minute. superhead’s story in simpler terms would just read: “i was a cumbucket for niggas in the rap industry, i thought i was gonna get something out of it, i didn’t, now i’m bitter so i’ma put ‘em all on blast”. it’s really not an uncommon thing, she just had the “courage” to write a book about it. it’s no different than when girls in high school try to fuck their way to popularity, then realize after a while that they were wasting their time. but instead of accepting their role as the school slore, they denounce the people they got fucked by in order to make themselves feel less stupid.

  • stoneyisland

    BklynBandette Says:

    July 5th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    @StoneyIsland:

    I Love You. You just said what I’ve been saying all along. After the first book what idiot would bed this chick thus giving her ammo for a second book?

    Chi-town beautiful:)stonyisland is the street I grew up on, its a major bus route on the southside, you ever near 69th hit me up, lets sip on a carmel mocha and kick politics. One love.

  • http://N/A Ayigansta

    THE DESCRIPTION OF LIL WAYNE COULD ACCURATELY BE APPLIED TO BOL TO.
    SERIOUSELY, LOOK AT THE GRIMACE.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso

    lmaooo

    that tree monkey quote is classic.

    maybe one of them extreme wrestling dudes could fall off a building with her face-first while executing a full-nelson.

  • krittle

    when sucking dick goes bad… who wants to be known for their oral capabilities? what’s her kid gonna think when he grows up and find out mom got all her money from sucking off dudes, and telling the world about it. for shame.

  • Rizzop2003

    i just call her a cum bucket, but what do i know. Shes the epitome of all thats wrong with the world.

  • krittle

    ok, so im bored at work. in any case,

    This girl really irks me. This is not women’s empowerment, at all. This is straight sleaze. Unfortunately, I had to read the book for a women’s studies course, to discuss how the lack of fathers could affect women. However, this book failed to actually offer some sort of lesson, motive, moral, anything. It was just a laundry list of dicks she’s sucked. So girls are going to see this, and think hey, its COOL to be a complete skeeze and now I can write a book about it. If they don’t already do that. Damn. WHY do these people even get recognition?

  • Ryan

    Chuck Schuldiner died of brain cancer though, I think, or something like that…….

  • BORN IN THE NORTH, RAISED IN THE SOUTH

    How was she a victim? Did those dudes force her to eat dick at gunpoint??? I doubt it — she was a willing participant. Superhead = overglorified whore

  • djknyce

    There is no words for this bitty… this is not a self esteem booster for young women this is HO-ology 101….she is the poster child for lil girls wit no DADDY, no SELF ESTEEM and no PRIDE. so to all yall nuccas wit lil girls u don’t bother with, wait and see… 15 yrs. later u may try and scoop ur own fast ass lil girl on a late night wearin a short shirt n halter top…..

  • http://xxlmag.com suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    danny…you must be a broad…..if you want i can slap my meat in your face and i will let you make me a sandwich….fuckbag. Go do the laundry hoe

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=11355 Jay

    And yet to date, the only other town bicycle who’s managed to turn her knob-shining conquests into a second career as an author
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LMFAO that shit was funny as fuck..
    this post was money and it was funny
    this shit had me rollin pz

  • Victor Trammell

    I’m tired of hearing about this stank looking piece of high priced trash!

  • http://www.chasehines.ws Ya Boi

    This is my first comment on here thanks to the promotion of a certain dx blogger.
    This chick just don’t give up. How could anyone even be her friend at this point? I mean if you were, you couldn’t tell her shit! How could you knowing that she might write a book at any given moment spreading filth just to get paid. This is a sorry ass slut bag whore! Females like her make real women look bad. It’s nothing wrong with sex or being freaky but then to cry about it and play the victim? Fuck outta here. How can she say she’s not a hoe after writing another book about her conquest of men and how many she’s slept with? Lets’ just say she’s not wifey material. And the nerve of Oprah, to have this chick on her show AND DENY luda, ice cube, and other rappers. She must haven’t seen the Mr. Marcus Video, didn’t look like a victim to me. lol

  • J.R.O.

    Only in America can you have some foul shit like this going on.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=11257 WritersBlock

    Bol’s got the blog game on lock

    another gem bol

  • BklynBandette

    @ STONEYISLAND-

    Alright, I see You. I’m nowhere near The Chi, I’m Born & Bred Brooklyn, New York- Land Of Real Talk. And the town I live in is called CONEY ISLAND. But I DO have FAM in the Chi, so if I ever feel like being bothered with them, I’ll get @ you. lol. Better yet, when my MYSPACE page is up and running, I’ll invite you over and we can definitely get it in about these BullShit Rap Industry Politics.
    Because that’s what we’re dealing with- THE RAP INDUSTRY. This ain’t HipHop. HipHop is about Knowledge & Movement put to music. HipHop has left the Building a long time ago. What we’re dealing with is BIG BUSINESS, and a group of degenerates who will stoop to whatever levels to get that almighty dollar.
    Sleep with someone, they turn out to be NOT what you’d hoped, you got burned, now you want to cry and speak out about it and play victim? Hmmm, sounds familiar. Sounds like a lot of the joints the male M.C.s come out with. Now we wanna censor Ol’ Girl? Why? Everybody wanna act like it’s so new, so shocking, so appalling because this chick done did the same thing by way of a book. All this tramp did was follow the Blue Print of her Male Derelict counterparts. What’s good for the Goose … We can’t yell “Freedom Of Speech” for the things we wanna hear and say, and then try to Censor what we don’t.

    Whether music or literature, promoting your own self -destruction is NOT a good look: Male or Female. But if we weren’t listening, reading, and talking about this foolishness,none of these clowns would matter.

    Just A Woman’s Perspective.
    Holla If Ya Hear Me …

    P.S.- Ain’t trying to alienate anyone on this blog. So when my page is done you’re all invited to come get it in 4 Real.

  • http://suckafree.com sucka free snaps

    Just another case of a black girl lost….how ironic, the banger Nas prophetically wrote about his baby mama Carmen. But it’s just crazy how our beautiful black women are playing themselves using their body instead of their mind. Hopefully young black girls will read this book and take heed to how this broad is playing herself instead of using it as a blueprint to become the next video groupie.

  • tybe

    until you found the inner strength to to stop sucking guys’ dicks for money. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • PercyP

    Idont know what you talkin bout but the way superhead sucks dick is a skill she is the greatest!