Say Uncle

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Can a 23 years active rap vet save hip-hop? Don’t know. But I’m not gonna bite my tongue or lick my lips (pause), I think the old head from the Q borough murdered everybody on this shit. What is this Flava in Ya Ear part deux? Heesheee… Blowticious! (p… nevermind.)

“Tiffany’s on the ice
Vuitton on the Nikes
Polo on the socks
Ducati on the bike
Rolie on the arm
Yellow on the charm
Green in the pocket
Still drinking Dom
Black on the card
iPhone charged
Queens in the building
Paper is involved
Def Jam’s a problem
Soon be solved
Leather seat soft
Rims real hard
Prada on the frames
Gucci on the back
Todd Smith jeans
Fittin’ so exact
Style is versatile, the flows is varying
Rock million carats, not a vegetarian
Mr. Smith
Oh so krisp
That’s a fan club
That ain’t a top ten list
Pop big bottles
Grant you a wish
This ain’t a remix
It’s more like a gift.”

P.S. Maybe since LL’s really been making rap hits for 23 years (“I Need A Beat” dropped in 1984 doofy!), Uncle L will takeover some of Hova’s Jordan references on the next album. Memo to Antonio Reid: Let Exit 13 free!

  • Purple Hulk

    1ST

  • lukee lefty

    nobody cares about LL Cool J 45 year old taking off his shirt self, but yo about that first XXL with Jigga on the cover……..i got 45 cash for that kid lemme know if we can do bidness

  • lukee lefty

    oh and ewwwwwwwwwwwww @ that song i aint even know who half them niggaz are that shit was boooooring

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    I smell Ringtone Grammy.

  • yung ceasa

    guyggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

  • boner jams 03

    u 38 and u still rappin??….uggggghhhhhhhh!…(c) game

  • Purple Hulk

    LL IS WACK, ALWAYS WAS WACK, AND ALWAYS WILL BE WACK. YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HIS BULLSHIT YN? DO YOU ALSO WEAR HIGH HEELS?

  • ak47

    ll’s verse only one worth hearing i’ll let’em stick it in my ass anyday! yeah lick those lips for me mmmmmm!

  • Nattiez

    LL has always come back hard. And he has always served people when he felt like it. THE PROBLEM IS THIE NIGGGGUH KIA SHYNE IS ONE OF THE WORST RAPPERS EVERRRRRRRRRR. KRISPY????? FUCKING STOP IT. ITS IGNANT BULLSHIT. HOW ABOUT A CONCEPT??? REAL IDEA????? THIS IS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.

  • Jimmy Jump

    you cats have no respect for hip-hop; LL was getting it done before half of you were even born so shut the f*ck up!!!

  • Tha Ace

    look at the mother fuckers he was on the track with! jimmy, E-40, slim thug and kia whatever……..they all pitiful! damn right he gonna “shine” on this one

  • http://soulcrates.com Old Head

    It’s a sad day when all these young kids think they know what real Hip Hop is. If it wasn’t for LL, alot of their favorite rappers wouldn’t have a job.
    Lil young Bitches!

  • Gnicks

    This song sucks.

  • DANJA29

    You know the sad thing about this (and yes, L’s verse was dope)? It’s on an otherwise weak remix of a terrible-in-the-first-place got-damn song.

  • QUESTIONS

    L.L.’s verse was sick wit it! Yaw must not know what real hip hop is if you think LL is wack, yaw think this stuff thats out is real hip hop????……sad!

    What you suppose to stop rhyming and singing just cus you over 35….lol

  • Calibud

    I smell a rat. I’m wondering who wrote that verse for L’s, not that LL is incapable of writing a hot verse these days, but he’s rappin like a 20-(somethin)-year old. I doesnt feel aunthentic from the G.O.A.T. I smell a big ol’ fat rat right here.

  • Dr Flav

    You dis LL, you dis the whole hip hop game.

  • Casper

    Calibud, keep in mind that since leaving Def Jam, he’s been letting Fif’ get in his head. Once that man saids something in your ear, bullshit is all that enters the mind

  • these posts are racist

    Dr Flav Says:

    July 23rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    “You dis LL, you dis the whole hip hop game.”

    co-sign. Dr. Flav, I don’t have to write anymore…I can just co-sign you lately…

  • Calibud

    You diss LL you diss Hip Hop? Its blankets statements like that one that have become the death of Hip Hop. No One is above critisism if you ask me. If you can critisize Jordan you can go at anybody in their respective fields. That being said, I dig LL, I just the he’s the real “Chamillionaire” of the game.

  • Cuban Link

    fuck anyone hating on LL, that negro is the GOAT, how long has he been in the game again?HOW LONG?And hes still pushing a respectable amount of units, u cant knock his hustle.

  • Brash

    Man… that was the crispiest crap I ever heard!! I grew up listening to LL yell into that mike viciously, that was just him talking… licking his lips from time to time… wack, dry, boooring

  • http://xxlmag.com hoodg

    Nattiez Says:

    July 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    LL has always come back hard. And he has always served people when he felt like it. THE PROBLEM IS THIE NIGGGGUH KIA SHYNE IS ONE OF THE WORST RAPPERS EVERRRRRRRRRR. KRISPY????? FUCKING STOP IT. ITS IGNANT BULLSHIT. HOW ABOUT A CONCEPT??? REAL IDEA????? THIS IS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    can’t argue with you there that krispy bullshit is pure garbadge and LL eh…..

  • dolo

    Ll’s last good album was mama said knock you out .. .16 yrs ago …. stop it please.. He’s had a decent song (or rather posse cut) here and there .. But that’s it

  • Dr Flav

    Lol, TPAR you gotta go with what makes logical sense, I appreciate the acknowledgement, it often seems to me like a large amount of folk are just lost. Calibud, who do you know thats been doin it as long and as effectively as James Todd? “Most battles won, and a mike curled on his bicep was the only brandished gun.” I wrote remix verse up there! Syke, Lol.

  • http://xxlmag.com doctor69

    http://www.myspace.com/doctor69gyn

    vist me boys I’m a dirty man whore I’m in the mood for sword fighting CUM on boys I’m stroking it give it to me hard men say my asshole looks like a pussy cum at me.

  • Mean Green

    Smells like a ghostwriter….

  • DANJA29

    Calibud, keep in mind that since leaving Def Jam, he’s been letting Fif’ get in his head. Once that man saids something in your ear, bullshit is all that enters the mind

    ^^^LOL… you speak like you’ve ever had a conversation w/ 50 before, wow.

    And niggas are WILDIN’ by dissin’ LL like that dude’s not a legend. Niggas will ride any so-called ‘intelligent’ rapper’s dick all day, but when it comes to someone who’s had unbelievable staying power in hip-hop (bad album or not), they’ll do all they can to discredit him. And this is whose opinions are supposed to be taken seriously?

  • Hip hop since 79′

    LL makes these cats look retarded.

  • PURPLE HULK

    LL SEXY AS HELL!