Remy Ma Is The Most Hardbody Lady Rapper…
You already knew this was coming as soon as you saw the headline on Nah’Right. So let’s get right into this because I know some of you are scoring at home. Brandy is still top of the food chain due to the fact that she actually merc’ked someone, then we have Remy Ma because she tried to push back her homegirl’s weave. Next up would be Lil’ Kim who was extremely hardbody for perjuring herself in order to maintain the ‘G’ code. After her we have Paris Hilton, who wasn’t as hardbody as Kim when it came to serving her bid, but nonetheless she put the ‘H’ on her back and handled her business. Lastly, is Foxy Brown who kicks the ass out of nail salon techs, but gets beat up herself by prostitutes.
No one really gives a shit about female rappers despite the fact that there are women that still listen to rap music. I guess most women prefer their misogyny from male performers. I can’t blame the ladies either because no one sounds better than Lil’ Wayne when he uses the word bitch. The popularity of a rapper with a vagina using the ‘B’word? Not so much.
Being the cynic that I am this whole case looks like a horrible publicity stunt. I mean, if Remy Ma wanted to kill this girl so badly she could have just shot her in the face. Remy was smart enough to shoot her in the fatty part of her stomach and she missed all the vital organs especially the uterus. That looks staged if you ask me. In August, Remy Ma is releasing her next solo project called ‘The B.X. Files’ on some ridiculously named independent label. When questioned about the shooting the label owner said that he hadn’t even heard the news. Ha! A likely story. I’ve never met the T.I. that didn’t watch his money machine even when he was asleep
The bigger story is who the fuck even cares about a new Remy Ma album. With no crew to support her and draw some interest I expect the new Remy Ma record to sell as many copies as a new Amil album would, but then again, what do I know? ‘T.I. vs. TIP’ went gold so fast it was like the second coming of Young MC. So who knows, maybe the kids are actually checking for Remy Ma. One thing is for sure, if you selected Remy Ma for your cRap Music Fantasy League roster then you just scored a cool 650 points this weekend. The overall points winner nets a pair of custom Nike Dunk shoes courtesy of DP Dot Com.