Michael Vick Is The DMX Of The NFL…

I decided to talk about dumb ass Michael Vick today because it allows me to use the word bitch without referring to any women. But for real though, what the fuck is on this nigga’s mind?!? How are you gonna be the number one draft pick and start an illegal dog fighting business to supplement your income? That’s like Elliot Wilson using his 401k to copp a brick of Diesel for when he retires from the magazine game. You have to be a supernatural meatball to think that type of shit is good money. I might expect some da dunn da dunt shit from Mike’s brother Marcus because that fool is straight 7-thirty, but not from the Black Superman. That’s what happens though when you live in the ATL. You are raised up thinking that illegal shit is good money. Look at your boy DJ Dram(a). Soon as he moves to Atlanta he thinks he can get his hustle on and evade the tax man. Nigga please?!?

I prah’lee should have recognized the flaw in Vick’s mindset when son got pinched for that weed charge in the airport. How you gonna be a franchise fucking quarterback and you ain’t got no weedcarriers?!? Even DMX had that lil’ nigga Drag-On. I know mad cats from broke ass Virginia is eating off this dude Michael Vick. One of them ‘Bama fools needs to step up to the plate and take a charge for this fool. If Vick goes down, so does your free lunch plan. I say ‘bama because only a backwoods country nigga wants to fight dogs and that shit ain’t but one step removed from fighting cocks (no shirtless Baby hugging shirtless Wang).

DMX loved fighting dogs and breeding them joints. Dog fighting is apparently the ‘hoods version of penis compensation. Rich motherfuckers get a toupee or a gotdamned Corvette Stingray when they need to compensate. ‘Hood motherfuckers get a fuckin’ pit bull and feed that shit gunpowder and blood gravy. Ron Mexico better get his shit together and get himself a white woman. You don’t see Tiger Woods having any of these problems do you? Exactly!

Shouts to King magazine and their cover story with Karinne “Superhead” Steffans. She might be the smartest bitch ho player in the game. She thinks she is so slick too by trying to sell the tone to the phone. That trick talks about dating Wayne and Ne-Yo. Bitch please?!? One of those homos would have been enough to sound convincing, but to mention both of those fags in the same article just screams out Rock Hudson style publicity stunt. The only thing you can ever believe out of a ho’s mouth is that she wants your money.

I am tired of all these dumb motherfuckers getting all of this scrilla and then doing dumb shit like fighting dogs, buying spinning rims and throwing wads of cash up in the air, but I guess this is what happens when the south runs Hip-Hop. That’s the difference between myself and some of these fools in the entertainment business. I will not be buying champagne to pour down a bitch’s back. Even if I had a damn flute under her asscheeks. Why should I drink her backsweat? It was my backsweat that afforded the damn bottle of champagne in the first place. That bitch should be drinking from my azzcrack.

When I say bitch I am referring to one of Michael Vick’s female pit bulls, of course (no Don Imus up in this bitch).

  • young pokey

    first son! then who is the dmx of the nba?
    carmelo?
    iverson?
    lebron james?

  • things in this world

    this shit was funny till i read this

    “but I guess this is what happens when the south runs Hip-Hop”

    back in the 80′s fools in the east where putting gold ROPES around thier neck. and how abt those four finger rings.

    now its down south turn to do what they please coz they running shit and there is those east motherfuckers trying to tell south niggaz no u can do this and not that.

    remember east is riding shot gun. we in the driving seat bitches. if you dont like it jump out fool

  • The Spaniard

    Ron Mexico (if guilty) is a fucking idiot…but not for fighting dogs, although that is beyond my comprehension as well.

    demented idiot 1
    “Look at those two dogs maul each other!”

    demented idiot 2
    “Yeah my nigger, this shit is raw!”

    demented idiot 1
    “I’m all worked up now! Lets go fuck each other.”

    demented idiot 2
    “Lets go dawg! Makes as much sense as watching two dogs maul each other. Just so you know I’m not a faggot.”

    demented idiot 1
    “Me either.”

  • PHOENIXXX

    incredible post

    the south stay losing

  • Ryan

    The DMX of the NBA is probably Ricky Davis of the Timberwolves or Ron Artest, but more Ricky Davis. Stephon Marbury is on his way there too……..as is Sebastian Telfair………conicidence that they’re related?

  • John Brown

    Billy,

    I think this will end up like the R. Kelly trial or something like that. Mike will pay Marcus to say it was him that started the whole thing. And by the way didnt you say that VIRGINIA was east coast? If so why you blaming the south. And dont say its because he lives in Atlanta. Because the house that got raided was in VIRGINIA.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    I did say Virginia was part of the northeast region but I was summarily shouted down that VA = south. Fine. No problem. That’s why the south stays losing. Especially motherfuckers that went to Virginia Tech.

  • brebre

    HAHA NICE. I ENJOYED READING IT.

  • snitch

    why don’t big boi and dmx get pinched?

  • joe

    we love vick in atlanta bitch. we will be ok. i hope

  • Danny

    You sound mad jealous of rappers…

  • these posts are racist

    Michael Vic is one sick bastard.

  • Eman

    Yo good post sounds like somebodys having just as fucked up day as iam trying to get a new job with a felony. Im going to chamillionaire.com to sit and watch the timer to download the free mixtape and dvd. FUck it………..j/k

  • http://xxlmag.com houston’s finest

    man i’m a falcon fan, and if he misses any games because of some fucking dogs i’ma be pissed off!!! people can say dog is man’s best friend, but i say the dollar bill is. mike, please beat these charges and piss ESPN off some more. you know they jerking off at this shit, you watch shows such as first take, outside the lines, jim rome is burning, around the horn and PTI all try to bury this man for messing with dogs, not people, not cures for cancer or aids, but dogs.

  • VLsteve

    thats some funny shit Billy, you really niggarized this blog today. but really Mikull Vick is one-fuckn-idiot, hes a dumbass off the field, and a shitty quarterback. they said peyton could never beat florida….and aint no way that niggas beatin the law

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    You are just as bad as the racist white folks yet you try to take a conscientious approach. Just continue to hate on the south for its success all while living on the past.

  • smog

    damn you snapped, good post, young pokey – nice name ha, for sure ron artest that boy is dumb stupid

  • ri067953

    Yo,Vick is another example of new money. Once again, we have an example of another fool getting put under for doing stupid hood shit. When are we gonna hear about a pro-athelete or rapper getting busted for some white collar shit? Time to upgrade if you gonna pull some illegal business. Word to Dave Chappelle!

  • Alex

    Nice Post

  • HNIC

    Is there a direct correlation between black people losing their minds after attaining fame & fortune, or is it that after they acquire fame & fortune, they never seem to evolve past their hood tendencies/dispositions? Such as the case of Remy Ma allegedly shooting her weave carrier. Who can explain these senseless crimes? What is their pathological mindset? That’s a conundrum of sorts; don’t you agree?

    This shit is so diabolical that we need the likes of Inspector Gadget, or even low-budget ass “superhero“, Aquaman, to figure this out. (The last statement was used solely for the purposes of comedic affect, for those who lack the mental capacity for sarcastic comprehension.)

  • Boner Jams 03

    I am tired of all these dumb motherfuckers getting all of this scrilla and then doing dumb shit like fighting dogs, buying spinning rims and throwing wads of cash up in the air, but I guess this is what happens when the south runs Hip-Hop.

    that aint just a south thing…dmx fought dogs..EVERYBODY had spinners…and AZ was FAMOUS for throwin money in the air at the rucker..

    if the south is simple then ya’ll just don’t get the basics

  • http://xxl suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    it is a well known fact that pitbulls hate blacks, even Michael Vick knows that!

  • Around and Around

    Dog fighting really is not ‘hood shit’ who you think started it? WTF were Pits breed for? John Colby of Colby Pitbulls was doing that shit back in the 1800′s, this bloodline of pits were some of the best ‘fighting’ dogs out, and still are around today. Although hopefully not used for fighting these days.

  • Dr Flav

    What is the north winning? Like the dude HNIC said, yall got rapper bitches shooting they flunkys for three stacks. Sound like somebody starvin, why you all fantasizin for Baby to fuck ya in the ass pay attention to the fact that nigga ribs aint showin. Bow down and recognize that the south stays buttering XXL’S bread, look at this years covers. Blog fools get feed from the dirty’s plate too, just talk sideways and you get a gang of replies. LOL!

  • Dr Flav

    why=while

  • Youngz

    This was by far your best post on this site, Billy u killin´ it, Bol better step his game up…

    Hood niggaz is really destroying the black race, Us college niccas are tryin´ to represent to young brothers how to get on with life, but these hoodstars are taking us back all the time..

    Vick is dumber than he looks (he looks fucking ignorant), fighting with dogs, smoking weed, w t f, u supposed to be running the NFL at 27…stupid ass nigga…

  • Content

    Good post. Be careful when you say “Especially motherfuckers that went to Virginia Tech”. I’m sure you were just refering to Vick but your reference could be confused with the recent tragedy.

  • Chad Biggz

    Funny as shit!!!

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  • The Spaniard

    “(The last statement was used solely for the purposes of comedic affect, for those who lack the mental capacity for sarcastic comprehension.) ”

    It says a lot that you even have to give these types of explicit disclaimers for people to get it.

    Hmmmmm…I wonder if this is related to the previously stated position.

  • Cuban Link

    As much as I hate the falcons (sorry yall, Im a Giants fan) I gotta show respect to Vick, that dude is amazing.I even own a jersey from him.

    But co-sign what the fuck was he thinking?

  • 757 4eva

    Yo Billy, why u hatin on VA? Mike been charged not convicted. U know they wanted a posterboy for what his fam did. Cmon it became a federal case in like 5 seconds one they found out it Vicks’s property. U dont see the Landlords brought up on charges when drugs or dead body is found in NY’s projects.

  • j

    Billy Sunday is the Ladanian Tomlinson of the blog game.

  • Better Known as a Chopper

    I’m surprised today, I mean, this nigger (and yes, I think he qualifies) is the fuckin Jesus Christ Superstar of the NFL, his contract is somewhere in the range of $120,000,000, and still, he’s gottsta keep it nigger. You don’t see Barry Bonds pullin that ape shit, hah? Yet everyfucknday, got it good niggas got to pull the lamest, most pathetic shit. Look at Pac Man Jones, he gettin millions to do shit that dudes across America would love to do, yet he keeps fuckn it up. Look at Darrent Williams, that nigger went to the club and try to get buck on other really ghetto niggas, and now he buried, 6 feet deep. If that fuckn idjit Micheal think his “real hood niggas” gonna “keep it real” and really take the hit, he got another thing comin. So if your rich and Black, don’t think that because you are Black you have prove your niggerdom.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso aka The New Millenium Kareem Akbar

    Ron Mex vs. Mike Vick
    (must be an “A” thing)

    word to big bird, fuck pourin champaigne down a chick back, she gettin str8 poland spring backwash……

    but nah them Vick boys be spazzin, Marc “Montana” be on some otha shit, i thought i was a fucked up dude in reflection, but son got me by a long shot when i was his age, 730 is an understatement….

    Mike done fucked up, we ain’t got Cochran no more B, i hope his pockets don’t get ate off legal expensives wit half-ass results, i don’t understand why he’d fight dogs as a side-hustle, this ain’t a 2nd string special teams player here, this is a nigga who should know better, you from da hood B, buy a store or some shit, flip property, nigga make a record label, even broke dudes claim to have one, it wouldn’t hurt to at least say “i gave back to home”….. shit u wanna see fighting that bad, grab up some of ya boys and revamp the boxing game, might as well get paid for fuckin dudes up….

    the shit thats funny is that, this nigga had some type of “Doggie gym” shit goin on…dudes diggin up dead dogs and shit B, did ya’ll hear of the execution tactics…….

    niggaz got caught on tape str8 bodyin shit, must’ve got bit as a child and this is his redemption mission, do they have rehab programs, other than sittin in a cell?

    Innocent til proven guilty, good luck B, i wonder how’d he make that water-bottle do what it did tho, lmaooo…..

  • these posts are racist

    this so whack, only thing i felt from dude was his first couple of posts. all blogs like this suck unless they drop knowledge, which clearly this dude lacks. hardbody paris hilton, lil wang this lil wang that, YN open letter to kiss ass, old head stuck in old days. why anyone actually read this tired no talent havin, hatin jerk off?

  • these posts are racist

    who is these posts are racist?

  • these posts are racist

    “this so whack, only thing i felt from dude was his first couple of posts. all blogs like this suck unless they drop knowledge, which clearly this dude lacks. hardbody paris hilton, lil wang this lil wang that, YN open letter to kiss ass, old head stuck in old days. why anyone actually read this tired no talent havin, hatin jerk off?”

    I didn’t write this. Please stop posting under my name.

  • Latino Thug

    shit was funny as hell, especially the last part, but damn he got to take the dissin’ the south route as usual.

    that shit is getting boring.

  • Tyler

    U sayin’ Vick is like DMX? Who are both are from up top nonetheless. Vick is coming off more like Nino Brown, damn nigga killin’ dogs? Wow. . I am a Falcons fan so I hope this shit ain’t true innocence til proven in this country and this could be just another case of the whiteman tryin’ 2 a million dolar blackman down cause this shit don’t make no fuckin’ sense yo. But dude needs 2 lay off the South. U guys started alot of the bullshit ‘dat we have just in turned mastered. Such it up yo. Being on the bottom can’t be dat bad.
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  • Cuban Link

    @ TPAR, it might not be on purpose why someones writing on your name.On other people’s screen, other people’s names and emails pop up for some reason.Ive accidentaly posted as Sinistah and “Alex” and a few other people too.So it could be XXLmag.com’s fault

  • Jimmy

    >#
    Billy X. Sunday Says:

    July 18th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    I did say Virginia was part of the northeast region but I was summarily shouted down that VA = south. Fine. No problem. That’s why the south stays losing. Especially motherfuckers that went to Virginia Tech.

    yo! i told you so. i cross the DC/VA borders daily. the difference is night and day my nigga.

  • Jimmy

    this post is platinum, by the way.

  • Double “H” Da Haitian Hustla

    What Billy Fag-day,
    You had my respect until the bitch-ass hater in you came out. It’s hard to keep that shit in ain’t it fucka?! So… the South stay losin’, huh? Last time I check we was up 8-2 (50 & Jim Jones), you fuckin chump! If we losin so much why compare a southern born ball player to an East coast rapper?… Your reachin’ bra. Grow the fuck up haten-ass nigga. Oh yeah & “Spaniard”!? It’s N.I.G.G.A. not “nigger” Bra!

    -Florida Stand Up!!! 305 & 407 till I die Fuck Boi!

  • Notorious a.g.c.

    “Even if I had a damn flute under her asscheeks. Why should I drink her backsweat? It was my backsweat that afforded the damn bottle of champagne in the first place. That bitch should be drinking from my azzcrack.”
    shit was hilarious, but it kinda makes you seem like a cheap ass.

  • Dunk-A-Fella

    Mike Vick is being thrown under the bus just like another hip-hop/athlete from the Virgina-area (Allen Iverson). It seems the media has a problem when one of America’s biggest sports stars has a total connection to the hip-hop culture. AI who is the poster-child of The “Dunkadelic-Era” In America, 1984-Present the basketball and hip-hop culture fusion time-period of the past 23+ years came under fire for until recently. Vick is now playing the role of AI and the media wants to tear him down. Be strong Mike and take a cue from Bubba-Chuck “Only the Strong Survive.”

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    They love to post us as troubled men doing wrong the media, and white america, finds joy in making us look bad. They say he is executing dogs….wow are you serious. Its more like the dogs killing each other. They are animals. Why do white folk place more value on an animals life, which ha no soul, than a humans. What about those white folk who kill animals for sport and put them on their wall. Is there any difference. The answer is YES. The white folk are the ones killing the animals. In Vick’s situation its the animal killing the animal, yet he gets criminalized and thrown under a bus. Things that make you go hmmmm. America is a hard place for a black man to live. F it, the world is at this point with the exception of a few places.

  • http://www.myspace.com mrgetbad

    Is he guilty naw I aint think so only thing he guilty of so far is owning the home the fights went down at. And how the south stay loosing bitch please we keep winning T.I. prime example yall always trying to hold us down but we never can be held.

  • Around and Around

    Idea for a blog: How fucking dumb is it to ‘rep’ an area code?

  • Dr Flav

    I dont know about dog souls but for some whites dead dog > dead black man. Around, by representing the AREA code you are repping the AREA. 216, 304 and 615my blood’s in the dirt.

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    N-CREDIBLE Says:

    July 19th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    you are a fucking moron. there’s a big difference between hunting and watching a dog get mauled to death for pleasure.

    and it’s not just “white folk who kill animals for sport,” every race hunts. believe it or not, there are black hunters. they haven’t thrown karl malone in jail for hunting.

    and what the fuck are you talking about dogs and souls?! are you some dumb ass religious nut? how fucking simple are you? how fucking retarded does a person have to be to somehow bring up dogs and souls?! how old are you?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    1st: I like how you created a handle just to address (did you really) my comment

    2nd: Yes there is a difference b/w hunting and dog fighting…the person kills the animal with a shotgun…in dog fighting the dog kills the dog…and yes people hunt and it should only be for food…big difference b/w those that hunt for food and those that do it for PLEASURE…

    3rd: majority of people who hunt in America are white…same with golf…karl malone lived in UTAH…enough siad…besides that is one individual…white folk kill animals for pleasure…

    4th: are you that lost, that you dont acknowledge that humans have souls…dogs are on the same level as pigs…they have no sould and we have dominion over them…and who said anything about religon…i speak of natural order and truth…not religon…

    5th: no need for me to ask how old you are because 13 or 30, your ignorance and stupidity remain constant

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  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    man n-cred, you are just too weird man. dogs have no souls? humans have souls? i dont know where to begin. in fact i dont even need to. just keep typing dude, you do all the work yourself. where the hell did you get these ideas? if you thought them all up by your self then i guess i can kind of respect that…. except for the whole thing about them being retarded and all. dogs, humans and souls….

    aaaarggghhh!

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    thoreauly77 Says:

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    man n-cred, you are just too weird man. dogs have no souls? humans have souls? i dont know where to begin. in fact i dont even need to. just keep typing dude, you do all the work yourself. where the hell did you get these ideas? if you thought them all up by your self then i guess i can kind of respect that…. except for the whole thing about them being retarded and all. dogs, humans and souls….

    aaaarggghhh!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    with all of that you said nothing

  • Around and Around

    There’s a big difference between hunting and raising dogs to fight and kill eachother and then to kill the dogs by hanging/electricution or slamming their bodies into cement if the dog is not a good fighter…..a big difference. Have ya’ll fucka’s even read the indictment?

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    do animals not fight and kill each other in nature with out human influence…pits are naturally aggressive and will fight just like fish do…i read the other day about a pit sodomizing a young boy…was that due to human influence…these dogs are animals not human beings…

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    Hahah…dawg uz a fool

  • dolo

    murder is murder. . Mofos only care if its illegale .. if i to make profit and feed fat fukks at mickey D’s then its ok .. GO to a slaughter house and tell me if they treat animals humanely .. its funny how everyone sit here knockin folks but eatin a burger while typing .. whats really the difference ??

  • ThingAlec

    People are overreacting to this. Vick is just letting those bloodthirsty pitbulls do whatever they want, and thats kill eachother. Seriously it’s in their nature to rip eachother to shreds.

  • Caine

    We used to fight pits nack in the day. I do agree with the masses that Vick was dumb for having an operation of that proportion at HIS residence, but only GOD can judge dat nigga.

    And Billy, uza BITCH! Everybody in VA ain’t no fuckin broke bama! Come down here and we’ll show you da real…

    And another thing, why you have to say some shit about Tech? Ignorant son-of-a-bitch…

  • king of norfolk(757)

    all i got to say is its been taking out of proportation. i bet if this was atom brady half of this shit wouldnt be like this. and that virginia comment…we aint no where near broke down here expecially in that 757 area code.

  • king of norfolk(757)

    all i got to say is its been taking out of proportation. i bet if this was atom brady half of this shit wouldnt be like this. and that virginia comment…we aint no where near broke down here expecially in that 757 area code.

  • clarknova

    So I guess this is “theater of the absurd” Billy trying to stir it up again? I think I like “bitter old man trying to drop knowledge” Billy better… either one is kinda boring though.

  • clarknova

    So I guess this is “theater of the absurd” Billy trying to stir it up again? I think I like “bitter old man trying to drop knowledge” Billy better… either one is kinda boring though.

  • BIGNAT

    HAHAHA WHY SHOULD I DRINK HER BACKSWEAT I AM STILL LAUGHING

  • Juan

    Why should I drink her backsweat? It was my backsweat that afforded the damn bottle of champagne in the first place. That bitch should be drinking from my azzcrack.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That shit was funny and true

  • NwordFuneral

    Please dont lump VA with the bama south.

  • http://XXL JACOB

    HATIN ON DA SOUTH…I KNEW EAST COAST NICCAS WAS HO’S!!!