Did Foxy Brown Go MIA?

Foxy Brown’s personal life as of late has been playing out like an overly dramatic Spanish soap opera. Last month she was attacked and robbed in BK by her ex-boyfriend (who just happens to be a pimp) and three female assailants, ghetto Kill Bill style.

The latest chapter of the Ill Na Na’s tragic tale took place over the weekend when Page Six reported that she had gone missing. My initial reaction to hearing the news was that its impossible to vanish off the face of the earth with all that indian remy hair attach to your scalp. Trust me, she would have had to show up at a beauty supply store sooner or later to cop some weave glue to keep her in the game.

Still, family and friends claimed that they hadn’t heard anything from her for more than a week. The last time she was spotted in public was at JFK Airport on the night of Friday, June 29, boarding an American Airline Flight to London.

Quicker than you could say “I asked for square tips on my manicure, bitch” she was sighted on the red carpet at the 1st Annual Urban Music Awards, which she later co-hosted with former beau Spragga Benz. Coincidence? I think not.

Inga, allow me to break it down to you woman to woman style like Shirley Brown. Bitch please. If you wish to remain relevant you are going to have to do a better job. Leak a sex tape, get arrested for DUI . . . shit, something remotely interesting and buzz worthy.

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  • http://myspace.com/billybangmyshit billybangmyshit

    DAMN!!!!!! And I actually wanted tofuck her a while back!? Shame on me!!!!!

  • thoreauly77

    yay fresh! i see you over at C&D, so please drop over here more like you used to! as always, funny as hell.

  • Chuck

    wack entry.

    You and foxy both need to step it up.

  • Tyler

    We can only hope so. . She is uglier than a motherfucker!
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  • HNIC

    It’s apparent that she had to skip town after that world-class ass whuppin’ she took from those other bustdowns, recently. She can’t handle a rematch solo… that’s why she’s back to runnin’ with those grimy ass Jamaicans. Those cats are 7:30, for real.

  • Meechie

    in that first pic i swear that Foxy aka “Heffa that aint important no more” looks pregnant or she just getting fat… i mean you see her belly button and all….
    Her standing beside that Spragga Benz Needing a Flea Dip makes me SMH

  • http://www.xxlmag.com EReal

    Does anyone give a shit?

    Dam that beyotch got fat yo. Not as fat as Billy, but fat none the less. lol.

    1 hunned.

  • http://myspace.com/jamelia Jamelia

    I was at the Urban Music Awards USA and i thought Foxy’s performance was great. We need to encourage her to achieve success. If everyone is knocking her down how will she succeed. No wonder she is so defensive!!
    We love to see people fall but hate it when they rise!! The girl lost her hearing and she got it back. Who else in the game can match that??