Damn you, “Beautiful Girls”

You know what’s an awful song? “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston. The first time I heard it was on the radio in my car a couple of weeks ago on the way to see the Police (no, the group) down at the Scottrade Center. I was just flipping through the stations and there it was, on the white people’s hip-hop station. Fortunately, the song was damn near over. Otherwise, I probably would’ve damn near swerved the car off the road trying to change the station.

It’s been on a couple of times since then, when I was on my way to cop a burrito or a 30 of Bud Light or whatever, but yesterday marked the first time I actually forced myself to listen to it in its entirety, for the sake of journalism. How in the world this managed to become popular to the point where it seems to be on the radio more often not is beyond me, but who knows. After all, look at how many songs on the radio these days feature people singing through a motherfucking vocoder.

First of all, the guy’s singing about motherfucking suicide. Who even knew you could sing about suicide on the radio? Remember that time Ozzy Osbourne got sued because dumbass kid blew his head off after listening to “Suicide Solution” from Blizzard of Ozz. (Don’t play dumb.) You’d think this kid’s label would be hesitant to even opening themselves up to that kind of liability, but I guess they’re gonna take their chances.

Granted I realize the suicide rate in the black community isn’t nearly the same as it is among white people, but I’ve heard it’s going up. It used to be the case that black people were far too depressed to even consider suicide. So I guess in that sense this could be viewed as a sign of progress, but I don’t know. Thank god KRS-One’s stepson went ahead and offed himself when he did, or else this shit might have pushed him right over the edge.

To be sure, I can appreciate the sense of dread that comes with realizing that a broad is just plain out of your league. For a man of my means and my… um, personal appearance (I would argue that I’m at least better-looking than Sean Kingston, but who would listen?) this tends to be the case more often than not. But at the same time, it’s like, what are you gonna do? My ego just won’t allow me to consider any broad less than an 8 for anything other than the paper bag treatment after a night of hard drinking.

But still, I’m pretty sure that’s why god invented self-medication. All this going on TV and singing like a fruit about how your going to commit suicide over a girl is just teh ghey, and I can’t help but think that the ridonkulous success of “Beautiful Girls” is yet another example of the pussification of the black male. One day you’ve got guys walking around in tight jeans and silk shirts with the chest hairs all out and now there’s this. What’s next a guy rapping about how he kisses his father? Oh wait.

  • redd

    Hate that fuckin song with the fire of a thousand suns. But maybe its so popular cuz a lot of people can relate which is pathetic.

  • http://jasonekirk.blogspot.com brick cheney

    we need to nominate somebody to get all Cobain in the membrane and leave behind a note blaming it on this song. who’s got votes?

  • ill

    bud light smh. u call ur self black. 1st bitches

  • kidd

    bol u are my idol, I swear

  • jeff

    Thank god KRS-One’s stepson went ahead and offed himself when he did, or else this shit might have pushed him right over the edge.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    wow! i’m pretty sure this blog will be edited by the MAN in charge after reading that line (kinda insensitive don’t you think?), but I do catch your drift about Sean Kingston. It’s probably the worst song i ever heard.

  • Incilin

    I aint neva even heard of this song, but now i wanta go listen to it jus cuz of this post.

  • around and around

    Kind of song and video that made me just drop my jaw and stare at the TV in disbelief.

  • P-Matik

    I feel you and all these vocorder cats are getting on my nerves too. You’re wrong for that KRS-One comment though.

  • DANJA29

    that song makes me suicidal. this nigga jacked fukkin’ “stand by me”. how much more ridiculous can it get? you steal a classic sample and sing some t-pain type shit over it? where does the madness end?

  • sATaLyte

    Thank god KRS-One’s stepson went ahead and offed himself when he did
    ^^
    Uncalled for. You got to take that shit back.

  • HNIC

    This post was kind of humorous… except for the part about KRS-One’s stepson. Show some respect, if not for KRS-One, at least for the departed. Some topics do require a certain degree of common decency.

    My rant aside, I can agree with you, in regards to that stupid song. It’s insane that they allow a song with the word “suicidal” being repeated on it, to air. Especially, on public access radio, where children, who are very impressionable in most cases, can readily hear it. You would’ve thought that the FCC would’ve pulled the plug on it. But, I’m guessing that their standards are becoming more liberal.

    It concerns me when I hear my 6 year old singing along to it. (I don’t allow her to hear or see certain things when I’m with her. I share custody with her mother.) Don’t get me wrong, I’m no conservative when it comes to my personal choices in what I view, listen to and participate in, but someone has to be responsible for the children. It all starts at home.

    And I also agree that any cat that considers offing himself over some broad needs to seek professional help ASAP. There’s way too much tang, of the poon variety, going around than to be caught up behind some bird. Man, please. He needs to move around.

  • sATaLyte

    But I agree the song is horrible, it feels like someone shoving nails into my ears.

    You kinda go “commit suicide already!” during the middle of the song.

  • Caine

    Shawty! I can’t stand dat fuckin song either. I thought I was da only one. They play dat shit all fuckin day long on da radio. Glad somebody spoke on dat shit.

  • Fernando

    Its even funnier to hear it on MTV Jams and listen to 5 seconds of dead air every time he does the chorus and says “suicidal” which is blanked out.

    I dont think its that bad of a song. Definitely not all that good, but I have heard a lot worse stuff that has been a lot more popular (see Macarena, La Vida Loca, Umbrella, Independant Women)

  • http://www.myspace.com/killuminatti1_23 KilluminattI7

    wow! i’m pretty sure this blog will be edited by the MAN in charge after reading that line (kinda insensitive don’t you think?), but I do catch your drift about Sean Kingston. It’s probably the worst song i ever heard.

    co-sign

    byron, By-Ron, BY-RON (no typo)… Where to begin..? First of all, even though you actually present a legitimate and fair argument, against a pitiful song and its inexpicable success on “the charts,” you render everything you said moot with that BLATANTLY INSENSITIVE and DISRESPECTFUL at a true LEGEND and Forefather of the game!!! I had actually (albeit begrudingly) begun to agree with MOST of your points regarding the “sissyfied” nature of so many of this lost generation’s rap idols, but that was plan STUPID and disrespectful on your part.

    I don’t need to go into what it means to have known or lost somebody close due to suicide (because even despite all the stats that seem to indicate black males are much less likely to chose the “coward’s way out” I’d be willing to bet that most in our community know at least one individual that has taken their own life) because it seem that even an unethical male semen depository such as yourself would think better than to deliver such a classless low-blow like that– TO THE LEGENDARY BLASTMASTER KRS One Kris Parker no less….

    I’M RIDIN WITH alla my COMRADES in the Struggle like LUPE, COMMON, SAIGON, KRS and all other REAL REVOLUTIONARY MINDED SOLDIERS/BLACK MEN

    NIGGER (NO TYPO) YOUZ A DISGRACE NIGGER ya GRANDMAMMY SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOU WHEN MASSA CRAWFORD WAS BUSSIN IN DAT NAPPY HEADED HOEZ GRILL

    IN THE WORDS OF COMRADE O’SHEA JACKSON “YOU HOUSE NIGGER SCUM”

  • http://www.xxlmag.com/?p=12460 jay

    ths krs-1 comment is fucked up… but otherwise good post..its crazy bec mme myself wouldnt commit suicide for no bitch so idk maybe thts jus him.. but u should edit that krs 1 comment out its fucked up u wouldnt like 2 see that shit on a website if ur step son jus committed suicide..

  • ddubbzz

    Damn..they sell 30′a of Bud? Coulda swore that’s 32…but hells yea..i’m black and i drink bud to…shit fuck yall malt drinkin, mollasses and ass tasting cobra and old e…shit…oh yea…that’s some funny/foul shit to say bout KRS’s son in law…

  • http://www.myspace.com/donnygoines Donny Goines

    yea i hate that song he cant even sing, and commiting suicide for a broad? naww i aint doing that shit

  • Around and Around

    Fernando Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    I dont think its that bad of a song.
    ————————-
    Yeah it’s confirmed, you gay

  • Tyler

    U dead on again BoL, I hate ‘dat song as well but what U must peep is the Sam Cooke sample or is it the song Stand By Me that is playin soffly in the background of that track thru-out which is really what is selling the song cause it’s familiar 2 peoples subconscious ya’ dig. So I don’t think that they are gettin paid much off ‘dat joint. Plus ‘dat egg head dude J.R. Rotten produced it so U shouldn’t be surprise at the level of chesse up on ‘dat piece of pizza wackness. And acutally I thought that was U singin’ that song in ‘dat video bro. Who knew?
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  • Savage Life

    The song on point. I’m 18 and the girls around me feelin it,so I got used to it. Sean Kingston coming up.I didn’t know he
    was singer,too, because I first heard him on that track Colors with Game and Ross.

  • ri067953

    Yo, have they tested Sean Kingston’s DNA for any link to Biggie. That kid is one fat ugly fuck. Anyhow, I think this kid is singing about not being able to get some chick and commiting suicide is because he is fat and depressed. I was fat most of my adolesence but never thought about offing myself because I couldn’t get some puss.

  • http://www.myspace.com/larrybrite Larry Brite

    this cat larry brite is supa ugly lol, oh and bol is the best when it comes to posts, his only flaw is his elementary shoe game lol.

  • J.Biz

    tsk, tsk @ the Krs-one Stepson comment…Someone is going to be in trouble for that watch!

  • jaw

    fuck you bol you fucking hater

  • livefromthe225

    y’all magazine featured dude in the show & prove section…he apparantly gets Elliot’s vote of confidence

    not that that’s saying much

  • suckaniggadickmakeaniggarich

    i cant say that the beat is horrible…using the stand by me sample is hot…but they didnt do it justice. In addition, sucicide is a serious enough issue that this farggot shouldnt be talking about it over no bitch…but i guess there are cats out there that would swing froma noose over dumb shit….maybe the world is better off without the weak-minded….1

  • BlackBoy

    BOL IS MY HERO –

  • bbrolic

    Bol the sad part about listening to your life is the obvious self-hatred u have for your being black. I can guarantee that with a name like Bol ( ala Manute Bol) that you are african and just like the majority of african immigrants in the US, u hate African-Americans! Which is why u totally hate someone like Common who is actually a breath of fresh air in rap compared to all the other murderers, drug dealers, and ballers we have in rap! U try to have that Howard Stern whiteboy humor shock effect with your blogs but take some advice stop listening to so much Stern (your Daniel carver reference) and pick up the Bolivian Diaries. The new Che Guevera book and learn to stop hating the wrong people. Wanna be white Fagit!

  • VLsteve

    >>>Thank god KRS-One’s stepson went ahead and offed himself when he did, or else this shit might have pushed him right over the edge.

    yea cuz you kno even caramel sundaes gettin touched

  • ryan

    Yo, it’s a Ben E. King sample.

    Has anyone else noticed that the kid claims that 1999 is the year he “did his first crime?” Wtf, he would have been like 10. What was the crime, skipping school?

  • Cuban Link

    “Beautiful Girls” is a horrible song. The part about being “suicidal” is just plain pathetic and kind of scarry. Its like one of those kid shows, or videos they show in Palistan or Afghanistan. Just replace the “beautiful girl” part with “Americans”.

  • LOL

    THEY PLAY WHITE PEOPLE HIPHOP ON THOSE ALTERNATIVE ROCK STATIONS U LISTEN TO BOL.

  • Puerto Rock

    You know Bol, I’ve been reading your blogs for awhile now and I have to say that for the most part I find them pretty entertaining. I mean you don’t know your ass from your elbow, or anything about real hip hop, but that’s besides the point. See after reading this post and that malicious and highly inappropriate comment about KRS One’s son, I’ve finally come to the realization that you’re just a fat, lonely, pathetic, bitch ass nigger (Yes I said Nigger and not because you’re black but because of the true meaning of the word). Have you no fucking decency or respect for the dead? See I’ve met you’re type before. You’re the kid in high school that tried so hard to be cool but nobody gave a fuck about. So instead of trying to just be you and going about your day, you would do or say anything, regardless of who’s feelings you hurt or how inappropriate it was, just to get that momentary bit of attention from someone. And let’s see, where has that gotten you in life? Well you have no girl. You most likely live in your mother’s basement. But you do have a pretty decent job here at XXL (which obviously means that GOD loves the sad, pathetic, fat losers of the world). Listen, I understand that it takes a big man to say despicable things behind the safety of his computer screen but I hope that you one day have to come face to face with Mr. Parker. Maybe then you can explain what you meant by bringing up his deceased son as a lame way of trying to get a quick laugh. I just hope that in the process of you trying to explain yourself, KRS goes Criminal Minded on your bitch ass and makes his 9MM go BANG.

  • http://xxlmag.com doctor69

    bol is cute i’m serious I’d like to cum all over his bald head!

  • http://www.myspace.com/krazy_sexxxy_kool king_of_gq

    this post was uncalled 4…period…the suicide part wasnt even the kids idea…get over it…when i first heard it i liked it…the stand by me beat iz sick wit it…

  • Puerto Rock

    P.S. Why don’t you do us all a favor and pull a Kurt Cobain….May I suggest listening to Sean Kingston for a few hours?! Maybe then you can be suicidal too….

  • http://www.myspace.com/mannyfrizzle MNY(fresh)

    Yea u know it’s bad when I can enjoy f*ckin Jojo’s reply version of Beautiful Girls more than the real thing…I imagine her singin that shit right back in his face makin him more suicidal. Go white girl.

    Sean Kingston’s new single out- Me Love- heard it on the radio today and it’s just rippin off another old melody, not Stand By Me this time, but now it’s Led Zeppelin’s D’yer Maker.

    Give it up summer one-hit wonder…
    I can’t STAND this shit!

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >y’all magazine featured dude in the show & prove section…he apparantly gets Elliot’s vote of confidence

    Yeah, one time I picked up an issue of XXL and there was a story on Perez Hilton.

    >Has anyone else noticed that the kid claims that 1999 is the year he “did his first crime?” Wtf, he would have been like 10. What was the crime, skipping school?

    Obviously he stole some ice cream.

  • http://xxlmag.com WritersBlock

    Bol is the best thing to happen to xxl

    i said it once and ill say it again bols got the blog game on lock

  • Mean Greene

    Now this is a fucking blog….great stuff

  • LOL

    WRITERS BLOCK, BENOIT YOURSELF.

  • these posts are racist

    This article was funny.

    -Co-Sign.

  • these posts are racist

    P.S.,

    Nice drop BOL,(except for the KRS-One comment).

  • yung stunna

    all you pussy’s need to shut the fuck up. who cares about krs one dead son. you complain about hip hop going soft and then cry about shit like this. i laughed my ass off when i read that line and if sean kingston wants to commit suicide then i got a gun he can use. good post bol.

  • Dread

    Show some respect Bol.
    Lol

  • grapes

    Rap game getting softer everyday…then you hear ’bout Sean Kingston, Game, Rick Ross, Kardinal Offishall, and Vybz Kartel and their “Colors”. Then you realize Sean IS trying to kill everyone: songs about suicide AND gang (or race) violence (anyway you look at it).

  • http://www.lemonparty.com Rabbi Clowney

    Dear hippy reviewer. Fuck off.

    Sincerely,

    Rabbi Clowney

  • http://www.rich-arte.blogspot.com Rich Arte

    ^^^co-sign Puerto Rock, you stole the words from under my keyboard.

    Bol…you have single handedly managed to create controversy amongst anyone who has ever read one of your posts; which isn’t neccessarily a good thing. On the one hand, you get many readers to read and reply to your dry-humored, usually racist, borderline educated, childishly witty posts. On the other hand, you expose yourself and usually garner the type of negative attention that got Imus fired. Not only do you speak like you grew up listening to indie rock and now write posts for a hip hop site, but you also make xxlmag look bad for co-signing yo lame ass. When i read your posts, I think about how pathetically lame you must really be to think that the bullshit you print is “on-point” or witty. You put your self in the air we just kick away the chair.

    P.S. who invented teh ghey? what happened to gay? you’re not indirectly stating it, you’re stating it. And then you have pubic hairs like Billy Sunday who then incorporate your custom vocabulary into his dictionary. And your use of No-Homo makes you look homo. And you have shown too much interest in the gay community to be considered “suspect”…you pretty much take the cake. Here let me show you…

    Nullus=Phallus
    teh ghey=misspelled “the” and tried to camoflauge “gay”
    No homo=flaming fruit

    And I don’t even want to think about what you would do if you ever met.. say Kanye or KRS?? Oh that’s right, you don’t leave that mildewed basement in mommy’s house.

    Toilet Bol, you are sad.

    And who goes to see the Police????

  • http://www.rich-arte.blogspot.com Rich Arte

    you should be safe at home…or at a Police concert because “no one who reads my blogs would ever be here”…

  • these posts are racist

    “And who goes to see the Police????”

    I saw the Police when they were in the Chi recently, they are hot playboy…open your mind.

  • FADE

    Thanks for sacrificing yourself for the sake of journalism ….that song makes me want to drown myself….that krs comment …classic bol…but dam have a heart u big headed fool…rofl stuntin like my daddy

  • Eman

    If a song is goin to make u even consider sucide the KILL YOUR SELF You stupid muthafucker for real! and yall young cats need to be schooled on The Police and other band cause trust me those muthafuckerz music is harder then fruity loops and dumb ass reason pre sets and 50 thousand plug ins

  • Cuban Link

    LOL Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    WRITERS BLOCK, BENOIT YOURSELF.

    ^LMAO, damn someone just got ethered.

    I actually like the song Bol, but damn this was a funny post still.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com King Ben

    BOL your the whitest black person ever. The police? Fucking Sting? Why do you write for XXL magizine, you shpuld write for Spin or Blender. As for that song, I agree with your brillance as always, I fucking hate it.

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  • Purple Hulk

    #
    livefromthe225 Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    y’all magazine featured dude in the show & prove section…he apparantly gets Elliot’s vote of confidence

    not that that’s saying much

    YN WILL COSIGN ANYONE THAT LETS HIM SUCK THEM UP, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW

  • outda954

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  • these posts are racist

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  • MAC 50

    thank you so much for this post. I hate that motherfucking song so bad. It’s the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’m glad there’s a bunch of people that feel the same way. and I always wondered how the fuck can they let this dude be singing about suicide and they play it all over the radio? they wanna ban rappers from saying this and that but they let this go down. suicide is way worse than bithes, hoes or anything else. I mean this dude is gonna kill himself cuz a girl broke up with him? that’s some twisted and stupid ass shit

  • http://ThesePostAreRacist Dan

    I’m surprise they didn’t edit out the “suicide” part on the radio.

  • Vicious Seiger

    What The F@*k? 2007 should be called the year of the trash between Beautiful Girls, Rehab, A Bay Bay and the rest of the overall Craptastic music on the radio I been forced wonder where is Alicia Keys, Maxwell & Sade when I need them? I haven’t been through so many wack ass albums and songs since Lord knows when. This year has showed many one valuable lesson about the music industry – It’s not about producing really good music… it’s about making a dollar by any means available. What’s next a song with dogs just barking (Please don’t use this idea DMX!!!!)? This is a year full of really bad, awful music that won’t be off the airwaves until at least November (4th quarter releases rush) and even then we’ll still get a couple of jizzbombs then. These are some sorry ass excuses for artists. Even reasonable talented artist like Rihanna, Joss Stone and Christina Milian have released some Really Awful Albums. Here’s A Clue STOP USING THE SAME PRODUCERS, ARTISTS & SONGWRITERS EVERYBODY ELSE IS USING. Play the song and ask yourself would I pay $10 for this. Write something with some feeling to it or find someone who can – ex. Babyface, Krucial Keys, etc. If the artist you are working with hasn’t had a hit since the 90′s he might not be worth the money you spent to produce your album (hint. Joss). Damn are these labels actually looking for talent or just anyone who can hum through a hot beat (ex. Cassie anybody?). And last but not least stop signing your friends, family and pretty ass girls to contracts if they really don’t have talent. At the rate it’s going out here Vida Guerra and Gloria Velez have an actual shots at gaining legit record deals. Scary isn’t it.

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  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    my god, bol. this is some hare-brained shiznat. but damn, its still funny for a lot of reasons. the first? thanks for asking. well, the last entire paragraph is sooooo dumb man. it doesnt even seem to go with whatever the hell theme you were trying to convey. ah shit though, i am drunk so who cares? but damn bol switch it up and talk about some real shit for goodness sake wouldja?

  • Blakkman Lost

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOQRw-iHos
    Soft ass nigga, you know you like that song, Bol.

  • fuck you, your label, moms and your editor

    wait, this isn’t where I parked my car

  • fuck you, your label, moms and your editor

    wait, this isn’t where I parked my car.

  • stoneyisland

    Bol, I am on the record for saying you are a piece of shit but damn you a funny muthafucka sometimes, this being one of those times:)

  • dolo

    i agreee wit ya bol .. but that drop on krs stepson was wrong .. U gonna be prince be part 2 ( u kinda look like prince be )

  • derfla the hus’la

    that song is irritating as hell to say the least.but Bol is still gay

  • Cih-Town southsida

    Yo Bol, Nigga you fuckin´ hilarious,u got mad skillz sawg. LOL

    Keep doing ya thang and fuck them haters “TPAR, Around and around, Puerto Rock..

    U gay ass niggaz does not have a sense of humour, totally bitch made niggaz, relax u FRUIT Cakesz

  • jeff

    What’s worse? Beautiful Girls or Here Comes The Hotstepper?

  • CINCINNATI BITCHES

    these posts are racist Says:

    I saw the Police when they were in the Chi recently, they are hot playboy…open your mind.
    ^^^this is a hip hop site. get it.

  • http://xxlmagazine.com Cal

    Damnit Crawford for the first time i absolutely feel you on that one. I hate that song to the point where I can actually feel my brain cells dying! Its stupid and just another dumb ass fucking reason for dumb ass fucking girls and hungry dudes to hit the club( fan of clubs just hate the song)!!

  • CINCINNATI BITCHES

    ^^^King Ben hit the nail on the head.

    ^^^these posts are racist Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    I’m gay, and love Mohammeds dick put deeply into my anus, and then I swallow all of his muslim load after that I have dinner of his ass hairs. C’mon, expand your mind everybody.

    wow. tpar sounds like he expands his asshole for toilet Bol. why don’t you and doctor69 go have dinner at Flames?

  • BIZZLE

    That song is straight ass….that fat jamaican kid needs to quit eating all that jerk chicken shit and get the hell off the mic and my radio!

  • http://www.myspace.com/writeonpointmagazine Jan

    “Thank god KRS-One’s stepson went ahead and offed himself when he did, or else this shit might have pushed him right over the edge.”

    Soooo wrong…….
    lol

  • Around and Around

    CINCINNATI BITCHES Says:

    July 27th, 2007 at 7:22 am
    ^^^King Ben hit the nail on the head.

    ^^^these posts are racist Says:
    wow. tpar sounds like he expands his asshole for toilet Bol. why don’t you and doctor69 go have dinner at Flames?———
    ———————————–
    I’m sure that wasn’t TPAR but some dumb ass white kid. Who else but a white kid would think up some nasty shit like that

  • http://www.myglobaloutlet.com Severe

    this is a hiphop site. u homos take that shit somewhere else. and bol u wrong for the comment about krs step son. remember your comments are being read by thousands. show some respect. even if thats how u feel, certain feelings dont need to be shared with the public out of respect. that kids family or friends might read this blog. how u think that makes them feel? how would u like if your closest friend or family member committed suicide and some idiot like you wrote disrespectful comments about it. grow up. that shit aint funny.

  • 1,21,2…anditdon’tstop81

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • http://www.rich-arte.blogspot.com Rich Arte

    click on my name…read the post…leave a comment!

  • KeeJee

    black people don’t drink bud light

  • ri067953

    ^ yeah they only drink hennessy and remy

  • Caine

    ri067953 Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    Yo, have they tested Sean Kingston’s DNA for any link to Biggie. That kid is one fat ugly fuck. Anyhow, I think this kid is singing about not being able to get some chick and commiting suicide is because he is fat and depressed. I was fat most of my adolesence but never thought about offing myself because I couldn’t get some puss.

    ^^^LMFAO!!!

  • Ryan

    This song is horrible, I thought it was Akon when I first heard it. I don’t think he was saying it was good that KRS’s son killed himself, I think he was using an extreme example to get his point across. Like sometimes when you say a song makes you “suicidal” but you really mean you hate it and don’t want to hear it ever again. I agree that it could have been taken the wrong way (and was) but I doubt he’s pumped that KRS’s stepson offed himself. P.S. it’s ok to like other types of music and still love hip hop. I’m not a big Police fan though……

  • these posts are racist

    “^^^this is a hip hop site. get it.”

    The fact that this is your response to me giving props to a band like The Police, makes it very clear that you have no clue what Hip Hop is about.

  • Baker Boy

    LOL

  • these posts are racist

    Cih-Town southsida,

    Playboy no reason to disrespcet a fellow Chicago Southsider. Robert Taylor Homes, from the Projects to the ivy league. I have a sense of humor, but if I disagree, I speak on it.

  • http://myspace.com/billybangmyshit billybangmyshit

    Feeling that neyo song with mary j.

  • http://king-mag.com Huey P. Langston

    Bol, you look like Sean Kingston.

  • http://xxlmag.com WritersBlock

    LOL Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    WRITERS BLOCK, BENOIT YOURSELF
    —————————————–

    that joke would of been funny two weeks ago

    step your game up

  • EReal

    WHERES MY FUCKIN COMMENT!??!?!?

  • Beav

    lmfao @ Weezy Comment at end of article XD

  • Ryan

    http://www.myspace.com/southcrak

    Why does that never get reposted in every blog anymore? I semi miss it.

  • LOL @ KILLUMINA THE GEY NIGGA

    Look at this fool here, isn’t this unbelievable:

    “KilluminattI7 Says:

    I don’t need to go into what it means to have known or lost somebody close due to suicide (because even despite all the stats that seem to indicate black males are much less likely to chose the “coward’s way out” I’d be willing to bet that most in our community know at least one individual that has taken their own life) because it seem that even an unethical male semen depository such as yourself would think better than to deliver such a classless low-blow like that– TO THE LEGENDARY BLASTMASTER KRS One Kris Parker no less….

    I’M RIDIN WITH alla my COMRADES in the Struggle like LUPE, COMMON, SAIGON, KRS and all other REAL REVOLUTIONARY MINDED SOLDIERS/BLACK MEN

    NIGGER (NO TYPO) YOUZ A DISGRACE NIGGER ya GRANDMAMMY SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOU WHEN MASSA CRAWFORD WAS BUSSIN IN DAT NAPPY HEADED HOEZ GRILL

    IN THE WORDS OF COMRADE O’SHEA JACKSON “YOU HOUSE NIGGER SCUM”
    —————————————

    That one fool is funny, getting worked up over the KRS comment, and naming gay soldier Common – the biggest cocksucker of the universe – as a revolutionary mind.
    Fact is, Common is an atrocious and a dangerously overrated miscarriage of Hip Hop.

    You ‘ride hard’ with this and that, but you have a hard time with accurate spelling, which is amazing to begin with. Niggers (no typo) like you are the ones that make us look bad. You’re no black man, nor a black ‘revolutionary’, you are an unemployed loser who has fucked up his life and blames it on someone else.

    The comment was insensitive but isn’t that the reason you worthless piece of shit come here everyday.

    In the ghettos across America we hear of tragedies, misery and death, but the true shame is that it isn’t a braindead individual like you who gets shot in the face.
    While most deaths serve no purpose or leave us in irritation over senseless violence, a violent death of a miserable cockroach like you would at least prevent you from spreading your stupidity and inferior sperm among hos, that share the basic instincts of an animal.

    You Sir…you are a total waste of life.
    Please leave America and drwon yourself in the Atlantic. Have a purpose, feed the sharks.

    Thanks.

  • yoprince

    nigga is 16.. the song is catchy.. quit hatin.

  • were

    Bol you are a d&%k for that. I agree with the guy above, you were the wack nerdy type in school. This is your way to get back at folks. That line has no relevance to the overall message in the post. Seems like you couldnt wait to use that line in a blog. Let me remind you, you DC shoe wearing muhfukka, Prince Be was wayyyyyyy fatter than you and Kris f’d him up.. onstage. If I saw him snuff the shiz outta you, I’d turn my head. Hate to be you when he hears this, if he’d recognize you. But why would he be in your basement? U are outta pocket, my bald head, unibrow having friend. Put a turtlekneck on bol. Pull it up to his eyes. Wont he look like a circumsised d#$k? LOL

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    u fat tootsie roll ass nigga bol you delted ma comment din’t u guess the truth hurt don’t it i thoguht u could take insults oh but wait these r facts bout you that insult you you white soundin nigga fuckin bitch ass faggot once agian look at this bitch bol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOQRw-iHos

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    WHY DA FUK DO IT SAY UNDER MY NAME Your comment is awaiting moderation.I’VE HAD THIS FUCKIN NAME FOR A LONG ASS TIME QUIT DIS BULLSHIT.

  • AT

    Bol that shit was funny. people just cant take a joke. that gay song up there posted before me is fucking funny as shit too

  • Vindi

    I JUST PEEPED THIS TRACK ON MYSPACE ITS TERRIBLE I HEARD ABOUT 40 SECS AND LOCKED IT OFF WTF! HOW DID U LISTEN TO THE WHOLE OF THE SONG?

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/VINDIAKALEON

  • Hip Hop Savior

    #
    DANJA29 Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    that song makes me suicidal. this nigga jacked fukkin’ “stand by me”. how much more ridiculous can it get? you steal a classic sample and sing some t-pain type shit over it? where does the madness end?

    ^^^^^^
    co-sign

  • CLARITY

    Very catchy positive song for those smart enough to realize, its the pretty ones that are usually the biggest hoes. Don’t kill yourself over a chick, just get money.
    Smart lil dude and he’s making money off what all men find out sooner or later.

  • Carlito

    Bol, you stepped the fuck up with this one lol, props man.

  • wannid

    I must admit I am often amused by Bol’s profane laced invective.
    On this occasion I do think your comments are not only without humour but also without merit.
    I believe Mr Kingston was trying to show his creativity over this Stand by me sample.The use of the word suicide is perhaps unfortunate but the spirit of the song I believe to be harmless and innocent.
    I continue to be disappointed as other hip-hop songs which merit your ire continue to be unscathed by it.

  • BIGNAT

    I THINK THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING POPULAR BECAUSE MY 14 YEAR OLD NEICE LIKES IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. YOUNG GIRLS CALL INTO THE STATIONS THEY RUN TRL AND 106 AND PARK. MOSTLY ANYTHING THATS CALL AND DEMAND IS RUN BY YOUNG GIRLS. MOST WOMEN THINK THEY ARE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD SO GROWN WOMEN WILL PLAY THIS SONG TO AND WILL BUY THIS CHUMPS ALBUM. MEN WILL BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG BY WOMEN I SAY TO AT LEAST DECEMBER. HOPEFULLY SOME RAPPER CAN BACK WITH A R@B SINGER AND MAKE A HIT AND SAVE MY EARS FROM THIS CRAP

  • QUIETSTORM

    this and bay-bay are the worst songs on the radio now…wanna kill myself with my cd player in my car broken

  • twix

    STFU M8

  • http://myspace.com/loonyt706 Loony T

    whoever wrote this article, im assuming mr. crawford, it aint that serious bruh, the song is about Beautiful Girls not suicide dummy. We should commend artist who dare to try something different. I he made a song called “Crank Dat Suicide” then we would have something to argue about. LOL

  • http://myspace.com/loonyt706 Loony T

    whoever wrote this article, im assuming mr. crawford, it aint that serious bruh, the song is about Beautiful Girls not suicide dummy. We should commend artist who dare to try something different. If he made a song called “Crank Dat Suicide” then we would have something to argue about. LOL

  • jay

    you are far uglier than sean kingston. smh at you and 8′s. bum ass nigga stay with them nickels. plus the song is not about suicide. go listen to el-p again bud.

  • fiyaa

    yo sean kingston is nice. this song might not be- but check out colors ft. the game and rick ross!!

  • fiyaa

    yo sean kingston is nice. this song might not be- but check out colors ft. the game and rick ross!!

  • http://xxlmag.com DARK

    BOL ON UR NEWEST BLOG GET YO FUCKIN NAME OUT OF MA GODAMN NAMESPACE GET DIS WEBSITE FIXED IM TIRED OF PPLS NAMES AND MAILS APPEARIN IN MINE!

  • http://myspace.com?yaboylill damn son

    damn son SMFH

    LOL Says:

    July 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    WRITERS BLOCK, BENOIT YOURSELF
    wwe mighta said this was his new theme song

    but not all ladizz like this song

    MA GIRL DONT lol

    SO the fuck wat he 16
    ni99a im 16
    and do i talk bout suicide?
    HELL NO
    like 50 (even tho he lame)would say
    I GET PUSSY
    PUSSY I GOT
    mr. kingston u are so fuckin wack its a damn shame
    SMFH

  • Bad Boy

    HATE the motha f!@#$%aa . for actually thinking he could play the roll of biggie in his bio pic . and for his shitty main stream aaron carter like song. “beautiful girls” . nough said.

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