An Open Letter To Elliot Wilson…

Dear Mr. Wilson,
Good afternoon sir. My name is William X. Sunday and I have been under your employ for the previous six months. I generate a periodic weblog at the XXL Magazine website. Since we haven’t been formally introduced I thought I should take a minute to describe my duties for the Harris Publications Corp…

MAAAAAAN! Fuck all this formal bullshit. Yo, E Dubbz, whats good with putting me on the guest list for the XXL 10th Anniversary soiree? I know there is gonna be an open bar and I know there are gonna be hell’a celebs and shit. Stop frontin’ man. Don’t tell me that this (white) Rapper Show shit got you all Hollywood now? Yo, but for real, I promise not to get out of pocket. I’m not even drinking like that anymore, unless y’all have top shelf at the open bar, but even still I will be chill city. It will be my chance to meet Eskay and Bol and foxy ass Tara, plus I know Young Lip Gloss and the coward will be in the building. I promise not to get all Stanley Crouch on anyone. Stanley Crouch is NOT Hip-Hop.

XXL Magazine however is Hip-Hop. I remember when I first walked through the offices on Broadway and I saw all the people busy in their cubes or scurrying across the floor. There was so much energy and intensity in the offices and a ton of promo shit. I would have done anything then to write for XXL magazine. I would even have worked or free. That was a long time ago and XXL magazine has come a long way as well. Do you remember when t-shirts that came in XXL were actually oversized?

So what do you say boss man? I want the chance to party like a rockstar on the Harris dime. Alright, alright, if I can’t come to the party can I get the hook up on some tickets to the Rock The Bells show? C’mon bro, hook a blogger up when you see him on the streets.

  • lol

    rock the bells is for white people

  • That Guy

    uhh…someones thirsty for a party bag

  • XXLMAGBYER

    How bout tellin good ole editor in chief that the mag is sucking right now, seriously(no hater)and remember this is from a lover of XXL since the first ish, what sucks you may ask? the whole 50 sells issues so we do what sells shit cmon now….make it all up to us never,ever,i mean ever, ever put hurricane chris in the issue again period.

  • baz

    whoops! that better not be the real elliot wilson. i thought an open letter to milk stuff from harris publishing seemed like a wrong idea. any steam that you’ve been building at this place just evaporated duke.

  • Dr Flav

    No free subscriptions, no open door corporate access and cant get a pass to the company party, are you even allowed to put you work for the mag on your resume. You wildin though, better quick messin with your boss like that, you know rich negroes aint got a poor negro sense of humor, better know your place. Lol.

  • Ryan

    There you go with the discrimination against white people again LOL. I’m sure Public Enemy and EPMD feel the same way……..

  • BIG ROB

    Wu Tang re-united I dont think thats for white people. Now Fifty or T.I, thats for white people.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    Unless this shit’s the same weekend as RTB you’re not gonna see me there anyway.

  • http://LOLLOL.COM LOL

    SUDDENLY P.E AND WU ARE CREDIBLE TO WHITE PPL.

    MOST OF THE CROWD THERE ARE ALTERNATIVE FANS WAITIN TO SEE ATMOSPHERE AND SAGE FRANCIS.

    Y’ALL NIGGAS IS STOOPID.

  • Boner Jams 03

    Bol Says:

    July 12th, 2007 at 1:32 am
    Unless this shit’s the same weekend as RTB you’re not gonna see me there anyway.

    No shit….one of the numerous rappers like t.i. that u have gotten completely out of pocket with will probably get one of their weed carriers to KYFATFO
    (knock yo fat ass the fuck out)

  • RLW

    “MOST OF THE CROWD THERE ARE ALTERNATIVE FANS WAITIN TO SEE ATMOSPHERE AND SAGE FRANCIS.”

    Wu-Tang is performing and you think people are lining up for Sage Francis? Do you KNOW any white people??

  • http://LOLLOL.COM LOL

    WU-TANG HAVE CREDIBILITY NOW. ITS OK FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO LIKE THEM.

  • http://LOLLOL.COM LOL

    THE HIPSTER WHITE AUDIENCE ONLY LISTEN TO ‘WHITE APPROVED’ BLACK ARTISTS.

    WU IS ONE OF THEM. CRACKERS LOVE GHOSTFACE TOO.

  • The Truth

    Bills you are WRONG Stanley Crouch is HipHop i.e Suge @ The Source Awards, Dre smacking Dee Barnes, and KRS-1 throwing PM Dawn off the stage, all HipHop and inspired by Stanley Crouch wildin on everyone in his sight…Think about it

  • http://www.richarte.blogspot.com Rich Arte

    I throw the best parties
    http://www.richarte.blogspot.com

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Bills you are WRONG Stanley Crouch is HipHop i.e Suge @ The Source Awards, Dre smacking Dee Barnes, and KRS-1 throwing PM Dawn off the stage, all HipHop and inspired by Stanley Crouch wildin on everyone in his sight…Think about it

    ^^
    Yeah, Stanley is good for running up on a nigga.

  • http://LOLLOL.COM LOL

    IF U THINK WHITE PPL ARE LISTENING TO 50CENT AND T.I.

    TELL ME. WHAT ARE BLACK PPL LISTENING TOO?

    WHAT ARE BLASTIN IN THE HOOD? WHAT ARE THEY PLAYIN IN THE HIPHOP CLUBS THAT IS FILLED WITH 99% BLACK PPL?

    LOL, Y’ALL FAGS NEED A CLUE.

  • John Brown

    Yo Billy I just finished talking to YN and he said that the only way you can go to the party or get tickets to RTB is if you write a blog about how LIL WAYNE is keeping HIPHOP alive. HA HA HA HA…In other words it aint gonna happen.

  • brebre

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    LOL Says:

    July 12th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    WU-TANG HAVE CREDIBILITY NOW. ITS OK FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO LIKE THEM.
    —————————-

    RIGHT ON, LOL. THE SAME THING GOES TO ROOTS AND KRS-ONE. AND I WOULD SAY NAS, TOO. YOU SEE MORE WHITE THAN BLACK IN THEIR LIVE SHOWS. “WHITE APPROVED”.

  • The bloggers are right

    i hope you get invited but i don’t think tara or noz are gonna go if they know you are coming. i hope noz beats you down (i hate angry minorities) but you are crazy so i expect you to be the victor.

  • cee dos

    I don’t think you gonna get invited man you don’t know how to act. Turning your back on dudes when they offer you a handshake!?! Luckily I’m not a rapper cause I would lose my mind if some cat did that ish to me.

  • http://LOLLOL.COM LOL

    NOW ITS OK FOR THE HIP WHITE CROWD TO LIKE THEM.

    CAUSE IF WHITE PPL LIKE THEM THEY AREN’T SEEN AS WIGGERS.

    CREDIBILITY PLUS A GOOD WRITE UP IN A TRENDY MAG.

    SMH AT THINKING MOST WHITE PPL LIKE 50CENT OR T.I

    THEY ARENT WHITE APPROVED BLACK RAPPERS.

    THE WHITE PPL GO DO LIKE THEM ARE CALLED WIGGERS AND ARE LOOKED DOWN ON BY MOST WHITE PEOPLE.

  • smog

    let em in!!!!!

  • okus

    Hmm, as a white guy who’s been listening to and writing hip-hop since ’88 I take objection to these comments about white people and hip-hop. It is a fact that 90% of white people are alot more lame than ‘yall give us credit for. Yes, wiggers are looked down on by most white people even other wiggers ( a wigger is a white teenager/ young adult who has discarded his own upbringing in exchange for an ad for G-unit clothing.) It’s funny to see a bunch of white suburban kids try to out-black each other. But let’s not forget that alot of black people are going Jon Bon-Jovi these days, does that mean we will have black honkys? Who knows, there are some white people who are poor, from the hood, in the street and some do like hip-hop, some don’t. Is every black guy on the street a fan of rap music? Let’s not get caught up in the sweeping generalizations, but remember. White people are inherently without style. We have to imitate those cooler than us because we are LAME. We can’t dance, have no rythem, like mayonaise, and have a history of fucking up every culture we get our hands on. Not all white people are culture vultures, just all the ones you know! – HA HA!!

  • Hannah Smith

    “XXL Magazine however is Hip-Hop.”

    That’s so far off these days that it ain’t even funny or cute.

  • Incilin

    I already got my Rock The Bells ticks, step yo game up Billy

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^^ Okus,
    Peep the link below…
    The Real Meaning of the Word “WIGGER”

    A white that doesn’t have the means to move from his neighborhood once Blacks move in is a wigger.

    “For all the readers that think that being Black in America is difficult, just know that being white in America and forced to live amongst Blacks is almost unbearable.”

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >No shit….one of the numerous rappers like t.i. that u have gotten completely out of pocket with will probably get one of their weed carriers to KYFATFO
    (knock yo fat ass the fuck out)

    Well, for what it’s worth, I’d rather get beat up than be the kind of guy who has to go get another guy to beat somebody up. Isn’t that what girls do?

  • Hokus

    Hey Billy X, Ahh so that’s it. Y’know it just goes to show that no matter how open you try to be you’ll never know how ignorant you are until somone shines a little light on you. Thanx for setting me straight on this, I hate coming off ignorant, but I’m white so…

  • WILL

    SUCK IT SLOW BILLY BOY !! SLOOOOW

  • Boner Jams 03

    well bol..all i’m sayin is you reap what u sow…and karma is a muthafucka…now i like crackin on wack rappers as much as the next man…but invading a man’s personal life and trivializing and making fun of the death of someone’s best friend??…c’mon now…some of the shit u have said was really out of line…and i aint no extra-sensitive dr. phil type nigga…but some lines a man shouldn’t cross..and u have cross that line habitually…u are a habitual line stepper (c) Charlie Murphy…and i just wouldn’t be surprised if it all catches up to u one day…

  • Ryan

    I think LOL just had his girl stolen by a white dude or maybe he’s half white and resents one of his parents for it cause he feels it doesn’t make him legit, completely abandoning the fact that race doesn’t really matter in how legit of a person you are, and he now holds it against all caucasians. Either that or he’s incredibly ignorant, or it could be a combination. I’m not on some peace and love bullshit, but seriously, who gives a shit who’s “black approved” or whatever. Furthermore, who do you even listen to LOL?

  • Holla

    How come this guy – Hannah Smith – all he ever does is come on this site and complain about XXL? If you hate XXL that much then don’t post here. You’re acting like your the end all be all of hip-hop and XXL is destroying this culture. Grow up homie. You ain’t shit but another brother postin on a website. Stop actin’ like you’re real hip-hop and nobody else is.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sinistahmoneybagz Sinistah aka Sin Piffcaso aka The New Millenium Kareem Akbar

    awww damn man, give Willy X a pass at least he a half-muslim.

  • BYGGZ

    July 12th, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Bol Says:

    July 12th, 2007 at 1:32 am
    Unless this shit’s the same weekend as RTB you’re not gonna see me there anyway.

    No shit….one of the numerous rappers like t.i. that u have gotten completely out of pocket with will probably get one of their weed carriers to KYFATFO
    (knock yo fat ass the fuck out)

    —That,my nigga,is tha quote of the day…

  • Boner Jams 03

    that hurricane chris nigga looks like a lesbian

  • Truth

    now that i think about it…big homie might be on to somethin.. i cant think of no wack andre verse..

  • thatwhitedude

    man if billy dont get invited to the open bar party i think imma have to boycott this website or something, same goes for bol, these 2 dudes put their work in on this site daily and generate tons of hits and visitors of it, i’m sure the amount of ad revenue you have generated for YN is way more than the cost of yall to drink for free for one night, seriously i bet more people read the bloggers on this site than people read the mag, this site is free, the mag isn’t, ya dig?